Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- Music Archives for '2007-03-25 23:59:59'

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Ricky Skaggs and Bruce Hornsby release new album. Punch line: A remake of Super Freak

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H8ers rejoice - Avril Lavigne won't be throwin' anymore cockpunches

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One song you would pay cash money to never hear again. Difficulty: the 80s (voting enabled)

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Sunday morning, grab a pew, time for some Church. Video for the song "Reptile", from a great Aussie band

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Sat March 24, 2007:

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Alice Cooper tp be a judge on 'Inmate Idol'. Welcome to my nightmare

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Latest sign that the apocalypse is near: Donny says the Osmonds may reunite for a TV special

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(Columbus Dispatch)

Lil Jon (WHAT?) makes Guinness World Records book (YEAH) by having the "biggest bling" (OKAY)

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Fri March 23, 2007:

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Madonna wants to make a record with a McCartney. No, not that one

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Eminem takes his ex-wife to court to keep her from "talking trash" on him. In other words, he can dish it out, rap about it, but when it happens to him he cries like a whiny biatch to a judge

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Former Jefferson Airplane / Jefferson Starship / Starship / Grace Slick's Armada featuring Paul Kantner's Starship members are suing over use of band name; also blame each other for writing "We Built This City"

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KISS to perform an outdoor concert in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan. Proving that they will play anywhere if the money is right

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(FMQB)

When one thinks of rock 'n roll, the first thing that comes to mind are tattooed shoes. Um, wait... what?

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"Me and Snoop aren't making a single dollar on these shows. In fact, we're losing money, but we wanted to come to Europe anyway. It's not about the money for me anyway. It's about a party"

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Avril Lavigne considered having a goth wedding but eventually gave into her childhood dream of being normal

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Ave Maria, brought you by the "Don't worry be happy" guy

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(The Age)

Keith Urban, recovering drug addict and country music star, could be the next prime minister of New Zealand

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Thu March 22, 2007:

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Both CDs by "The Traveling Wilburys" to be re-released as double-disc set for first time in a decade. Both fans reportedly excited

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(Pollstar)

A bunch of guys who want you off their lawns are this year's most in-demand concert performers

(Rolling Stone)

Pink Floyd: the ugly truths and bitter rivalries behind rock's most visionary band

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SXSW: Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips talks to Blender

Eurythmics' Dave Stewart joins environmental terrorist organization in hopes of converting Hollywood green

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Rick James' former music publisher is continuing to enter into new contracts, despite being told its services were no longer required

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Roger Daltrey verifies that Keith Moon was crazy: He drove his car into a hotel swimming pool on his 21st birthday. "It flaming well did happen. We got the $50,000 bill for it"

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Ex-Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach is selling his stuff on eBay

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(TMZ)

Justin Timberlake disses his Grammy Award. "I tried so hard to be an R&B artist and it was the pop album of the year, and I was like, 'F*ck. That's the last thing I wanted'"

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Jimmy Page to appear in court to testify against guy who sold pirated live Led Zeppelin shows. Muddy Waters unavailable for comment

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Wed March 21, 2007:

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(Some Jersey Guy)

The first wave of Ozzfest 2007 performers have been announced. Metal lives to ride another summer. Tickets are free this year but the water is going to be farking expensive

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Jerry Hall, on Mick Jagger: "We've got four children so we're still being parents together. He's a good dad, just not a very good husband"

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Swedish couple fights in court to name daughter Metallica; set her up for life of mockery

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Hip-hop greats Jurassic 5 to split after current tour; become Jurassic 2 and Jurassic 3

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(Pitchforkmedia)

Just in time for the new album, Modest Mouse singer stabs himself because he was in South Dakota

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Tue March 20, 2007:

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Bands with multi-platinum sales are often reviled by critics. I posit that future generations will worship Nickelback, and deride us for failing to appreciate their genius. I mean, we're talkin' about The 'Back, baby

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Willie Nelson starts record company, immediately smokes it

Bon Jovi to release ninth album, "Lost Highway," in June

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Ewww. Ex-Metallica roadie selling James Hetfield's burn-unit medical dlove on Ebay. No word on how much a bucket full of used Lars condoms is going for

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Snoop Dogg and Diddy says they are the best role models for kids. If that's the case, we wouldn't want to see the worst

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Sir Bob Geldof is ticked off that his hot daughter has MySpace links to a band called Bono Must Die. After all, no one should ever make fun of Sir Bob or Best Buddy Bono

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Motley Crue's Vince Neil says Christopher Walken will play Ozzy in 'The Dirt' movie

Oasis pay ex-drummer £348,000 because he choose to hang with his girl instead of playing crappy Beatles rip-offs

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Mon March 19, 2007:

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Cult rocker Antony Hegarty has begged his fans to stop trading recordings of his live concerts. Good luck with that

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The Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins has called the British public "either racist or stupid" for failing to choose him as the UK entry for this year's Eurovision Song Contest

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Stryper frontman: "I trust the lord and I know he has a plan." No word on if the yellow-and-black outfits were part of that plan

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