Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- Music Archives for '2007-03-11 23:59:59'

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Tempted by the fruit of another reunion tour

Sat March 10, 2007:

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(The Rad Report)

David Lee Roth has been banned from performing at his Hall of Fame induction

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(NME)

Album review for Shine On: "Jet doing anything other than testicles-on-the-bar sweat-rock is a bit like Jackass' Steve-O doing anything other than blasting fireworks out of his anus"

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Diddy and Snoop D-O-Double G set to launch a "hip-hop peace tour"

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Satanic metal music forces unite behind 666 porn

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In memory of Brad Delp: the promotional video for Boston's "More Than A Feeling"

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Fri March 09, 2007:

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Avril Lavigne releases new single in English, Mandarin, Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Italian and Portuguese

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Jimi Hendrix named best guitar player of all time in poll, edging out Keith Richards. Your favorite guitarist, who's so obscure he refuses to even play because it cheapens his art, didn't make the list

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Nickleback releasing Dimebag Tribute as their next single

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(Rocky Mountain News)

Insane Clown Posse fans forming gangs and committing murders. Where is the clown outrage?

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Dirk, Stig, Nasty or Barry? Who is your Favorite Rutle?

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Beautiful cover of Outkast's "Hey Ya" by Obadiah Parker

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Thu March 08, 2007:

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Would the real Slim Shady please stand up - in an Irish court?

Genesis to start their "Bored to Tears" reunion tour in Toronto, proving it to be the boredom capital of the world

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Detroit KISS expo scheduled for next month. Thousands of fat, balding 40-somethings dressed in face paint expected to attend

(FMQB)

Roger Waters open to Pink Floyd reunion concerts. Explains that while he isn't friends with any of the other members, it's not relevant since he's never been friends with them in the first place. Shine on you crazy diamond, shine on

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Van Halen reunion tour was canceled because Eddie Van Halen is drunk all the time

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Wed March 07, 2007:

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On May 15th, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park

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Nickelback will be added to the Canada Walk of Fame, along with a hockey player and the guy who brought them electricity in 1989

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Bono will edit Vanity Fair's Africa-themed July issue, expected to be over budget and then undersell

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Michael Jackson's big plan for a comeback includes a Jackson 5 reunion tour, theme park and casino in the U.S. Even Ric Romero isn't bothering to tell anyone how this is going to turn out

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(Some Music Site)

Bobby Brown backs out of radio deal for his bail money. Captain N.F. Kidding seen flying from the station with a small bag o' crack

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Beyonce is embarrassed to be rich: "I'm not a flashy girl, and I don't flaunt it."

Yoko Ono still managing to piss off Beatles fans

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Kanye's managers say the $3900 curry story is a lie, hate black people

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Tool drummer tore a bicep in late February. Band will resume tour April 30. Carey to MLB and NFL injury recovery time: Suck It

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Jimi Hendrix's family is seething over the use of the guitar genius's name to sell a brand of vodak

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Ryan Adams announces new album. At first subby was all excited, singing "Cuts Like a Kniiiife" all over his house, now is kind of disappointed

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Tue March 06, 2007:

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Megadeth offends shooting victim; gunmen everywhere offended by shooter's bad aim

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(Definitive Guy)

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame presents the definitive 200 Albums of All Time. List automatically invalidated because it doesn't include the critically acclaimed Brady Bunch Christmas album

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Mariah Carey done gone country

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Jimi Hendrix, Dimebag, Tony Iommi, Eddie Van Halen are among the "Wildest Guitar Heroes"

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FCC finally settles payola case with giant radio firms, allowing radios to play more independent music and local artists. Now no one can listen to your band on the radio

"Neon Bible" is a dark album, full of fear and lined with wounded innocence like so much tattered fabric. Its lyrics brim with the portentous sincerity of a high school drama club staging its own passion play

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Chris Martin is upset that reporters would rather talk about Gwyneth Paltrow than him

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Mon March 05, 2007:

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(Some Jersey Guy)

The soundtrack to the upcoming "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" movie has been revealed. It features such artists at Andrew WK, Mastodon and MC Chris

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(Pitchfork)

Bjork talks new album, laments absence of umlauts from American keyboards

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Original Anthrax vocalist Neil Turbin: "Anyone that jumps up onstage with me is takin' their life into their own hands"

A recording of the Welsh anthem "Land of My Fathers" supposedly performed by Jimi Hendrix during the 1970s has been exposed as a hoax

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British rapper Lady Sovereign begged sportswear giant Adidas to make her a bridesmaid's tracksuit, because she couldn't bear to wear a dress for her sister's wedding day

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Def Leppard frontman talks about new album's musical direction: Pure cheese

Chris Martin of Coldplay is pissed that all that matters in music today is that your song becomes a ringtone

Rock archive website countersues bands, labels. Suck it, RIAA

Metallica to record 14 new songs starting next week; 2008 release expected to suck

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(Hear2.0)

Your favorite Internet radio station will be going toes-up by 2010, thanks to the chiselers at the RIAA

Jared Leto's crappy band was playing a gig in Texas when he jumped into the crowd, which promptly rushed him and only broke his nose. Guess all his fans are emo weaklings, too

Billboard album reviews: Air, Ry Cooder. If you had a rye cooter, you'd air it too