Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- Music Archives for '2007-03-04 23:59:59'

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Further proof that anything is funny set to Yakety Sax: 50 Cent meets Benny Hill

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Ozzy Osbourne, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion have been branded the "worst singers of all time"

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"The sad fact is Hank Williams can't get played on American roots radio these days nor can other genuine legends like George Jones, Merle Haggard and Waylon Jennings. They're too country"

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(junk)

Lenny Krawitz looks pretty wasted in MECCA club Prague

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Sat March 03, 2007:

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Gwen Stefani hated being pregnant - insisting it made her feel "gross". No doubt

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Dandy Warhols videos with burning sports cars, puking mimes, jiggling boobies, and dancing hypodermic needles are so passé

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David Gray interrupts concert to tell two brawling female fans in the audience: "F**k off. I'm trying to go deep with this song"

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Fri March 02, 2007:

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(The Rad Report)

Van Halen's fighting has gotten them banned from performing at their own hall of fame induction. Velvet Revolver to fill in

Avril Lavigne, now 22, finds herself amused when she reflects back on her earlier "grunge" years. When she's not doing that, she's telling those darn kids to get off her lawn

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Pearl Jam rumored to headline this year's Lollapalooza. Your dog wants an old flannel shirt

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Iron Maiden to perform in Bangalore. "We hear the Indian fans are very into their metal," says Bruce Dickinson, who clued in to this after hearing Muzak version of "Run to the Hills" while on tech support hold for five hours

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Theremin: The first musical instrumet designed to be played without being touched

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The best cover of Cameo's "Word Up" done by a German country-western band that you will hear all day

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1980: Some kids calling themselves Bad Religion appear on "New Wave Theatre"

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Thu March 01, 2007:

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David Lee Roth not interested in a duet with Sammy Hagar when the band is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame

The Doors get star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

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As predicted here on Fark, K Fed single handedly brought down the entire rap industry in 2006

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People have stopped buying Taylor Hicks's album. Maybe there's hope for us after all

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P Diddy shaves pubic hair, experiments with tantric sex and has 28-hour sex sessions

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Wed February 28, 2007:

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Classic AMV with Gunsmith Cats and Bing Crosby. Warning: Contains anime chicks in their underwear firing guns

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RIAA launches P2PLawsuits.com so you can can apply for a settlement by entering your case number, and even pay it online. Ain't that handy?

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Don Brewer of Grand Funk Railroad: Rap is not music

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Deep Purple gets Sony to pull sucky live CD, hell freezes over

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Sean "Diddy" Combs says, "Take that, take that" and gets accused of assault. It's about time, his music has been assaulting my ears for years

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(Rocky Mountain News)

Billy Joel's new song is the creepiest of the year

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Rock stars who've caught on fire onstage

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Madonna says her daughter's pants are too tight. Unlike her mom's, which are too loose

"Sonny Boy Williamson: Your Funeral and My Trial." Farkin' incredible

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What is your favorite song intro? LGN

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Tue February 27, 2007:

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(Some Pete's Blog)

Pete Townshend dedicates "Man in a Purple Dress" to Britney during Who concert, Roger Daltrey doesn't know who he's talking about. Submitter envies Daltrey, would've preferred "Mary-Anne With The Shaky Hand"

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(Genesis-music.com)

Genesis '07 US tour dates to be announced March 7; Genesis fans despair since it'll take them until at least '09 to work up the courage to emerge from mom's basement, let alone find a date

(Some Jersey Guy)

The greatest band in the world, TENACIOUS D get a bluegrass makeover by the band Dust Bowl Cavaliers. Listen to it for it's farking fantastic

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(Bonnaroo)

Bone-a-roo is worth going to this year. Highlights include The Black Keys, Ween, and what's left of the Jam Band Scene

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If you ever wanted to hear KORN unplugged. Here's your chance

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Rage Against The Machine extends reunion by 3 shows to play with Wu Tang Clan. Awesome

Australian rock legend Billy Thorpe dies of a heart attack

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Banned video of DEVO's "R U Experienced?" cover. Hendrix family perhaps a tad sensitive to depictions of Jimi strolling out of his coffin

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Rare Ritchie Valens video - Oh, my head

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Mon February 26, 2007:

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Microsoft hires DJs, critics, and assorted hipsters to create content for Zune music service, asks them not to tell paying customers that their musical taste sucks

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