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The 50 Greatest Albums not to make the greatest albums lists |
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John Bonham and his Moby Dick |
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Redneck chicks everywhere rejoice as Hank Williams Jr. is back on the market |
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Perhaps the most underrated Beatles song ever: Hey Bulldog. Rock on |
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R&B star AKON has ruled out becoming the next president of Senegal - after watching the dangers the fictional US leader on TV drama 24 went through |
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Anyone who thought Eminem was the biggest dick in the country is mistaken |
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Rapper with history of assaulting manicurists moves up to beauty supply store employees |
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Aerosmith's Steven Tyler cuddles up with an SI Swimsuit model, which begs the question: Who's more enhanced? |
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Black Eyed Peas, not able to get over losing Fergie, takes on Wacko Jacko. With freakish pic goodness |
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Ricky Martin gives President Bush the 'F-you' treatment, in shameless attempt to win next year's Best Album Grammy |
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Ian Astbury hangs up the leather pants and restarts The Cult |
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Chris Cornell quits Audioslave |
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Rick Rubin hopes that Metallica's next album will be a "defining" album, instead of being a "really expensive crappy" album like "St. Anger" |
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New Rush album "Snakes and Arrows" drops May 1st. Your dog wants to make fun of Geddy Lee's voice in the comment thread (w/quick sample of first single) |
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Kenny Chesney: I'm not gay; but the guy interviewing me is |
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Former Phish frontman Trey Anastasio indicted on three felony drug charges, could face up to 14 years in PMITA |
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Nelly Furtado was inspired by Oasis, which explains why her music sucks |
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Jared Leto threatens to beat music critics with a baseball bat if they give his band harsh reviews. In related news, Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds To Mars, totally sucks and has a stupid name |
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Evidently because he is rumored to be putting together another boy band, Lou Pearlman's business raided by FBI |
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The winner of the "My Grammy Moment" singing contest, who performed live at the Grammys, was cut in the preliminary round of "American Idol" two days later |
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Milli Vanilli story to be made into a film. Protagonists to be played by women in blackface with stuffed shorts |
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Noted political commentator Noel Gallagher calls Tony Blair "president" and urges Britons not to bother voting any more |
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Employee uses record-company interns to sell stolen pre-release Justin Timberlake CDs on eBay. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Korean woman sings for nearly 60 hours straight to cheer up her sick husband, setting an unofficial world record. It may have been in Korean, but it was still better than watching "Idol" |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Tony Romo and Mr Beldings duet of Journey. Something for fans of football, music and 80s tv to hate |
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"Where Oh Where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?" Strangely, this was missing from this list |
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"When his career stalled in the ’90s, a coke habit reduced him to scouring the floor of a Nashville drug den for crack." |
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Snoop Dogg heads down under to film stuff for MTV, throw some shrizzle on the barbizzle |
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Top 5 cheesiest love songs of all time |
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THE ALBUM THAT AN EX RUINED: Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers. But it had nothing to do with the music. He rubbed one out on the album.- Lisa Lamponelli |
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In honor of the day, Paul Westerberg singing you know what |
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Did Rick Rubin turn Johnny Cash into a cheesy old Goth? |
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Western Civilization ends with distorted string quartet |
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Jack Blades and Tommy Shaw announce upcoming album. Promise to suck more than STYX, Night Ranger and Damn Yankees combined |
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British pop star Robbie Williams has entered a rehabilitation center to be treated for a dependency on making sucky music |
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Winning five Grammys may have actually hurt the Dixie Chicks chances of getting airplay on country-music radio stations |
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Christina Aguilera has recorded a song about oral sex. Called "F*** You, Suck You." She wont release it as it may be a bad blow for her career. Arf |
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Music industry that used to pride itself on having "outlaws" now just a bunch of whiners. Johnny Cash nods in approval, flips the bird |
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Guitar player for Canadian band Rudy Quazar to attempt to break Guiness record for longest guitar marathon to raise money for United Way... and chicks |
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Oil prices plunge almost $2 a barrel on news of Police reunion tour |
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The top 214 songs of the 80s. They stretched it to 214 so they could fit in a Loverboy tune (link goes to .doc file - list also in thread) |
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Bob Dylan becomes oldest living person to have an album debut at No. 1. If you call that living |
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Zappa and Bozzio, boobies and beer. If this ain't the Fark anthem, it'll do until one's done |
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