| Hippest second-grade teacher ever gets his kids hooked on Coltrane, and now they're at work saving Trane's house from the wrecking ball | (152) | ||
| Kenny Rogers celebrates his 70th birthday. "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)". Abide | (24) | ||
| Joe Strummer would have only been 56 today. "White Riot" live in Victoria Park, London, 1978. Not safe for work language, if you're working for the clampdown | (16) | ||
| The Verve reunites with first album in 11 years. In other news, there used to be some band called The Verve | (40) | ||
| Blender Magazine presents "Ask a Rock Star", starring Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders. First question: "That's a new look for you, have you changed your hairstyle?" | (18) |
| Beyonce's kid sister Solange is set to reveal stunning personal experiences on her new album, including a song about drug-fueled sex. Her fan is reportedly shocked, SHOCKED to hear this | (28) | ||
| (Guide Live.com) | The Todies have reunited, and are releasing there first new album in 7 years...in other news, the Todies are still alive | (59) | |
| In his memoirs "Bumping Into Geniuses" the author, former Mercury music boss, says Kurt Cobain rejected requests from Axl Rose to meet him: "Rose had the kind of macho rock persona that Kurt detested" | (44) | ||
| Teenager with Slipknot mask and a sword attacks four people at his school, killing one. School puts blame on "satanic" music, so label respond by claiming the mask wasn't "sanctioned Slipknot merchandise" | (39) | ||
| The plastic guitar: savior of rock? | (54) | ||
| Justin Timberlake admits working with Madonna was "tedious" | (17) | ||
| Perry Farrell says there won't be a Jane's Addiction reunion: "I have always considered reunions to be a way to make a quick buck, and it sells short my own experience of it the first time around" | (31) | ||
| Mark Chapman says he is ashamed that he killed John Lennon. Parole Board gives him squishy hug and lets him out. Nah, just kidding, he's not going anywhere | (193) | ||
| Cut Gary Glitter some slack - after three years in a Vietnamese jail for abusing young girls, wouldn't YOU want a few days layover in Thailand? | (43) | ||
| Country star John Rich: "I'm sure Johnny Cash would be a McCain supporter if he was still around." Roseanne Cash: "It is appalling to me that people invoke my father's name to further their own agendas." Oh SNAP | (138) | ||
| Think "Thriller" meets an Ed Wood film, meets Buster Keaton and you've got the music video for TV On the Radio's "Wolf Like Me" | (21) | ||
| Phil Lynott would have turned 59 today. Probably just as well he went before the wave of Irish-African bass players flooded the market. "Jailbreak" live in 1983 | (25) | ||
| In memory of LeRoi Moore, what was your favorite DMB song which featured him? LGT to LeRoi on flute | (172) | ||
| Toby Keith confuses country music lovers everywhere by endorsing Obama | (92) | ||
| (The Vine) | The man with the world's largest record collection is forced to give it up (video) | (22) | |
| Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, Robert Johnson and Kurt Cobain have something in common: They all joined the 27 club | (69) |
| LeRoi Moore, Saxophonist of The Dave Matthews Band dead at 46 | (103) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Country singer shouts "Anyone got a beer?" from the stage. Gets one right between the eyes | (115) | |
| Brian Wilson releases new album, still struggles with mental health issues: "When I go to the keyboard, I feel holy, like an angel over my head. I feel very holy" | (28) | ||
| Kanye West posts dozens of photos of Scarlett Johansson on his online blog entry entitled "My Favorite White Girl!!!!!!!" Reports that the actress is seeking a restraining order yet to be confirmed | (46) | ||
| Radiohead covers Joy Division's "Ceremony" | (49) | ||
| East Coast Avengers release their own remix of "Kill Bill" (O'Reilly) | (14) | ||
| Jennifer Lopez has vowed to crawl across the finish line in her upcoming triathlon, prompting race organisers to question whether she understands the swim, cycle, run format of the event | (13) | ||
| Pervis Jackson of "The Spinners" dies. Goodnight, Rubber Band Man | (20) | ||
| As he prepares for the New Kids on the Block tour, and in anticipation of long-lost groupie-sex, Donnie Wahlberg remembers, "Oh crap, I'm married." Promptly takes care of THAT problem | (12) | ||
| It seemed so dirty back then. August 19, 1979: The Knack's "My Sharona" hits No. 1 | (42) | ||
| Eleven things we hate about iTunes | (185) | ||
| Metallica's James Hetfield wants kids to get off his lawn, builds barbed-wire fence around his property | (35) | ||
| Ginger Baker of Cream and Blind Faith turns 69. Here he is in 1968, with an eight-minute drum solo from "Toad" | (20) |
| David Byrne & Brian Eno release new album "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today" except of course, any sales of a new David Byrne/Brian Eno album | (65) | ||
| Doctors say Bono is a fatty, order him to lose weight. Axl, Jim Morrison nod in recognition | (12) | ||
| Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie have still not weaned themselves from Michael's teat | (13) | ||
| Entertainment Weekly's readers choose the 20 worst cover songs. Everyone's favorite "Final Countdown" cover band escapes unscathed | (164) | ||
| If yelling "you suck" to the band isn't enough for you, try calling the lead singer a "farking ignorant n-word" and see how well that works out for you | (84) | ||
| 29 great instrumentals from bands who usually sing - and since this is Onion-derived, there's considerably less suck than in the usual lists of this ilk | (97) | ||
| I'll see the Beatallica and re-raise you a Hayseed Dixie 'Hells Bells' | (2) | ||
| (Paste Magazine) | 10 Best Songs in Commercials During The Olympics | (16) | |
| Amy Winehouse gets inspiration from "The Wizard of Oz," keeps her eyes open for falling houses | (9) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Jared Leto responds to Virgin/EMI's lawsuit against 30 Seconds To Mars | (25) | |
| Oasis return with a music video that can only be described as the illegitimate love child of The Beatles and Monty Python. And the tune ain't half-bad either | (26) | ||
| Doing rails at a Steely Dan concert ain't what it was back in the '70s | (32) | ||
| (Some Cash Fan) | Johnny Cash's last recording session. Who knew he was a TMNT fan | (35) | |
| Steel player Don Helms, the last original member of Hank Williams' band, The Drifting Cowboys, is now a long gone daddy. Submitter has the honky-tonk blues | (6) | ||
| (Gigwise) | The album cover is dead. Enjoy your iPod with a postage stamp size footnote of music history | (90) |
| (Some Guy) | Katy Perry's mother seems to think that Katy will burn in hell for singing "I Kissed A Girl" | (59) | |
| I'll see your Dread Zeppelin and raise you Beatallica | (18) | ||
| Against all odds, Phil Collins will not have one more night with his easy lover; but he will pay out £25 million in divorce settlement | (26) | ||
| Pink Floyd - "On The Turning Away", Venice 1989 | (23) | ||
| Iran finally fights for good in this world by banning a concert by Chris "Lady In Red" de Burgh | (6) | ||
| New Kids On The Block accept responsibility for destroying the ozone layer | (5) | ||
| Just in case you had forgotten, this is the majesty that is Dread Zeppelin - "Immigrant Song" | (33) | ||
| Yes keyboardist Rick Wakeman says his group was original incarnation of Spinal Tap | (61) | ||
| 80s minx Belinda Carlisle of the Go Gos turns 50. "We Got the Beat" live in 1981 | (21) | ||
| Happy 53rd birthday to XTC bassman Colin Moulding. "Towers Of London" (1980) | (35) |
| (Music-News) | Clergy of Austrian monks want Amy Winehouse to spend time at their monastery: "She could stay a week or two and discuss the big questions of life - faith might be an answer for her" | (18) | |
| (FMQB) | Guns 'N Roses set to release new album, tentatively called "Chinese Democracy". Wait... where have we heard this story before? | (44) | |
| Creepy newscaster. Hot chick. Vicodin. 70s porno pool boy. Zorro. Classic music video. The Hold Steady. Chips Ahoy | (33) | ||
| (FMQB) | More nominees for the MTV Video Music Awards have leaked out, giving more proof to the claim that pop is dead, dead, dead we tell you. Seriously, Britney Spears? The Jonas Brothers? The Pussycat Dolls? | (42) | |
| Tired of that crappy cover of "The Final Countdown"? Ever wanted to hear a Norwegian rockabilly band put a new spin on the song? Today is your lucky day, thanks to the Twang Gang | (31) | ||
| (FMQB) | In a move sure to shock fans around the country, the reunited Rage Against The Machine to headline an anti-war concert. Sell outs | (27) | |
| Madge turns 50 today. The racy phenom just keeps churning it out. Amazing | (73) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Short, sweet Vangelis interview: "In order to answer your question I need a special talent that some people have to talk about their work endlessly, something I find very difficult and boring to do" | (13) | |
| Virgin Records sues Jared Leto's band "30 Seconds To Mars" for $30M, saying the band failed to deliver three albums. In other news, Virgin Records thinks people want to hear Jared Leto's band "30 Seconds To Mars" | (32) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Don Dokken on Bret Michaels: "It's like I'm on tour with David Cassidy." | (24) | |
| Noel Gallagher calls Amy Winehouse a "destitute horse", blasts Mark Ronson, Kaiser Chiefs, Peaches Geldof, during live BBC interview. Alcohol was involved | (21) |
| Working with everyone from Bob Dylan to Zeppelin, Jerry Weler has passed. Good night music dude, as Bob would said;"Not the end, not the end Just remember that death is not the end" | (24) | ||
| Steven Tyler not only wrote his own memoir, but he also apparently wrote this article | (21) | ||
| Jackson Browne thought he needed a doctor for his eyes when he saw McCain's campaign ad using his song 'Running on Empty', introduces him to some lawyers in love with copyright infringement settlements | (81) | ||
| The soon-to-be cult hit "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" from upcoming movie "Hamlet 2" | (61) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Former Limp Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland joins Marilyn Manson | (45) | |
| As if it was humanly possible to come up with shiat you didn't know about Madonna, here are 50 fascinating facts you didn't know about her | (9) |