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Sat May 25, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maine decides that maybe vaccines are a good thing after all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Overcrowding causes another death on Mount Everest. At least he didn't die alone?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's a really hard job.... being given loads of free stuff & posting on Instagram
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The African village where every house is a work of art because they don't have a goddamn HOA
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Places you don't want to drive drunk to: the police station
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lesbians are happier than bisexuals according to study, with helpful picture of lesbian haircut
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"They actually have a Hennessy Night," says man who insists he's not racist
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Another example of do-gooders pushing the envelope too far: New Jersey's Hoboken E-scooter program in chaos after just 3 days because of stupid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
El Chapo: "Hey, can I get some outdoor exercise here? You know, maybe over by that fence? No, no, those aren't wire cutters over there"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cowpoke and his bling
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This is the cattiest cat place you have ever catted on Caturday
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(BBC)
 
 
 
She killed her husband and she's going to prison for life. FARK: he was a grand wizard of the KKK
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Missing Maui hiker found alive. Sometimes prayers are answered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Navajo code talker and New Mexico senator John Pinto has passed away. Ahéhee' for your service
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good dog earns his steak by taking two bullets defending his family. Spoiler: He lives
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Eat a Hawaiian slug on a dare? Come on down, you're the latest winner of a case of rat lung worm disease
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Subby has had it with these MTHFR anti-vaxxers on this MTHFR gene
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not giveth backeth
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Fri May 24, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Six hundred animals rescued in cock and bull story. Tag for the rescuers
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Sure the diaper-clad infant was wandering the trailer park carrying a loaded pistol. But it's OK, there wasn't a round in the chamber. Amazingly, not a Florida story
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
With all of the evil and angst in today's world, let's end the day celebrating Floyd the mailman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets prison time News: Man gets 99 years prison time Fark: Man gets 198 six month prison sentences
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's psycho, no not that one, no not that one either, sentenced to two life terms plus change in Jayme Closs case
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
It's the Friday before Memorial Day. Update those figures from AAA and publish that evergreen article. I'm off to get hookers and blow. Stupid Tag can't find Pete or Repeat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not sure why nearly 25% of Americans are going into credit card debt to pay for basic necessities, didn't they hear all the rich people saying the economy and unemployment figures are the best ever?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proud Boy vs LGBTQ sign.... hint, it doesn't end well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well it seems you can no longer even take a bubble bath after work to relax anymore. The only reason this is a problem now is because old people have access to Facebook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this face hitting a boxing glove
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Man orders shower rings off Amazon, not golden shower
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you have a poor work ethic? Minimal experience? No employable skills? No education? Good news: The kind people of Ames, Iowa want to hire you. Which job, you ask? Yes
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Eighteen-year-old Instagram influencer destroys 18th century sculpture with hammer. Starting to think "Instagram influencer" is code for something else
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now them Duke boys just don't know what they got theirselves into
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The annual beach rankings are out, and Oahu's Kailua beach is named the best in the US. Mostly because it's in Hawaii where the majority of Americans can't afford to go and spoil it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Novartis praised for taking "the responsible approach" after setting the price of their new Spinal Muscular Atrophy treatment at *only* $2.1M
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Owners of biblical replica of Noah's Ark sue over ... rain damage
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You know how it goes: some days you eat the bear, some days the bear breaks into your truck and starts honking the horn at you
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(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this closed road
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF Muni is ready for global warming
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Orlando double lot gets sold to separate owners. One of them erects a fence
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to make six figures? Work in San Francisco. Want to keep six figures? Live in Oakland
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Seven Things to Do With Your Kids in N.Y.C. This Weekend." Not listed: Leave the little bastards at home while you go enjoy some barbecue
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Bow chicka bow WOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Just in time for pollen season, Seattle explores congestion pricing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Neither snow, sleet, hail, or freezing rain will stop Ottawa's postal workers from making their rounds. But a skunk spotted in the neighborhood is a different story
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
*Kung Fu music starts* Homeless man: "You have dishonored my dojo." Random stranger: "What?" Homeless man: "Iron Palm strike" *Kapow*
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Within days of milkshake attacks on right-wing figures becoming a thing, the first milkshake truther conspiracy theory has arrived (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A 16-year-old cat named Tigger chases off two coyotes who thought he would make a good breakfast. With doorbell camera footage of badass kitty
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because if you're going to break the dress code, do it in the fiercest way possible
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
'Owner Of Rowdy Beaver Gets Federal Prison Time For Failing To Pay Taxes'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Technically, it's not Uber, it's Unter (possible nsfw content on page)
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