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Thu December 25, 2014
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another unarmed black male fatally shot by a white man, this time in Virginia
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(6)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mystery shopper dies mysteriously. "If it could happen to her, it could happen to all of us"
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Son you are no Army Ranger, no Starbucks coffee for you
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(14)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
And the reviews are in: The Interview sucks
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(32)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
You exercise to tone your muscles? SUCKER
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(17)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve on Cocoa Beach wouldn't be complete without hundreds of surfing Santas
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(4)
 
(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
West Virginia state troopers: License and registration, please. Thanks, now here's your $100. Merry Christmas
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do other countries call Santa Claus? If you believe this map, come for Yule Goat, stay for Christmas Log
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC: We have lost 600,000 comments concerning Net Neutrality
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(50)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
We have found the Holy Grail... of shipwrecks, that is
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(56)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 503: "Seasons' Greetings 8" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The worst crime in New England in the winter? Wreath rustling
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is don't pretend to be the best friend of someone who just got shot... and never fark with Anonymous
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Sharing your bed with an infant, which used to be OK, and then became the WORST THING EVER, is now OK again
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(56)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Hey Center for Disease Control, what part of Disease Control do you not understand?
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(39)
 
(InToday)
 
 
 
Protip: Before you light the funeral pyre, you might want to make sure that Grandpa is, in fact, dead
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(54)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
911: What's your emergency? Idiot: My wife won't shut up and let me sleep in peace
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(36)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peek-a-boo
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(19)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Keep clucking that chicken
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors seek arrest warrant in nut scandal. Wooden slat chair wanted for questioning
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(35)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 5th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Drunken Santa. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, one and all. :-)
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The self described "redneck" uncle of Brittany Maynard has a new outlook on assisted suicide after getting a heart transplant proving you can never actually change someone's mind
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(46)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying selfie
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you took a giant Santa hat that's 27 feet long and more than 17 feet around off the head of a brick sculpture in Indiana to get it dry-cleaned, please give it back, no questions asked
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As of now, tens of millions of people haven't even begun their Christmas shopping, and 100 percent of those people are guys
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Spilled cash on Hong Kong roadway makes early Christmas for some. "They looked like school kids who knew they were being naughty, but thought, 'this is a once in a lifetime thing'. Everyone had the same look on their face"
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
"I on holiday from Switzerland. I drunk"
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
"U.S. Customs and Border Protection has designated Santa Claus as a low-risk traveler"
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monkey 'A' saves Monkey 'B' after shocking fall from electric high wires, only does what Monkey 'C' would do
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(47)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The USDA has some helpful holiday food advice to make sure you don't accidentally kill your family this Christmas
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out, there's really no need for you to avoid tequila after what happened last time
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(88)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The only reason Alaska's tallest mountain is named Mt. McKinley and not something like Bulshoe, Densmore, or Denali is because in 1897 a prospector there wrote a letter to the New York Sun
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are a lot of 'Best Of' lists going around this time of year, but I bet you haven't yet seen the Best Aurora Borealis videos of 2014
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I've had with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane
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(45)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your brain. This is your brain on 36 litres of ketchup. Think about it
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Video gaming could be most exciting addition to Olympics since synchronized swimming
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
100 years ago tonight: The Christmas Truce
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(53)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Award for most ridiculous American lawsuit in 2014 goes to Utah goblin toppler's personal injury filing for claiming "serious and debilitating injuries from a car accident" before being filmed later destroying ancient rock formation by hand
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
You've just won this year's eggnog chugging competition. Congrats, here's your $50 gift card to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse and your bill for a three-day hospital stay. Merry Christmas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas? Here comes Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan to explain why
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kurds weigh the value of independence
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Historians say Jesus was not born in A. D. 1, there was no magically bright star in the skies at that time, and there is no way Joseph would be hanging out with a pregnant Virgin Mary unless he was already bonking her
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My daughter lives at home, a 22 year-old Ivy Leaguer going to law school. One day, I looked on her computer and found sexually explicit pictures of her with men and women. Overlooking the violation of privacy, what should I do?
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shopping friar
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The former treasurer for the Paedophile Information Exchange has been jailed for 13 years for... ah hell, you fill in the rest
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sony hack was an INSIDE JOB
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Think your daily commute is bad? Virginia man travels 7 hours round trip to work. "I literally go through 11 counties, cross four rivers and three major cities"
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