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Sun March 24, 2019
(Fark)
 
 
 
Endangered animals, comic book tributes, and Japanese commercialism can all be found in the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16 Tractor Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These Stephen King adaptations are getting out of hand
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Powerball changed the system to reduce the odds and doubled the price of a ticket, their plan was to have fewer winners with bigger jackpots that got more people to play. Their plan is working perfectly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Trapper Keeper
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: How did you get that scar? (Stories please, not just "I fell off my skateboard" and the like. And please keep descriptions as PG as possible)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you live in an apartment on very busy boulevard in a major metropolitan area, go ahead and leave your door unlocked. You'll make a new friend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sex over 50: Men do it with more partners than women, while white, bisexual, physically fit and disease free women have more than everyone else. Come for the science
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's a rare treat when you have a mother-daughter combo working the stick
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Finally, some NYC subway cars that don't reek of urine, BO and desperation
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Hazmat called out for a chemical called "H2O"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The world's going to end soon. This is probably a repeat from every single other time someone's claimed it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
What do you do when snowfall is measured in tens of feet?
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The TSA didn't disclose whether it was Playboy or Hustler
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In an effort to differentiate itself within the crowded U.S. airline market, American is now offering inflight luggage hose-down services. Depending on its popularity, showers may be next
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Two men who spent 7 1/2 hours riding all of Boston's commuter train lines finally find out that their motive wasn't loco
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge decides five times is enough, orders man to go to some other town's library next time he wants to masturbate in front of a teenager
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(Global News (Canada))
 
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Toronto now provides transit service right to your door
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Privacy fence dispute upgraded to security fence issue after mannequins kidnapped from yard
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl stopped by the law on the way to school and has to show her passport to get across the border. Fark: and is detained by them anyway for over 30 hours. UltraFark: and her brother was made to sign statement he was her cousin
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
"Accident" isn't the word that comes to mind when you and your drunk friends are passing around a loaded gun that you proceed to die from being shot in the leg while hanging out with a group of friends who are drinking and handling a gun
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(Some Booze Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this futuristic whiskey distillation facility
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Out of film developer and need those cat pictures now? Is there nothing beer can't do?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Did you apply for emergency assistance from FEMA in 2017? Well you're about to suffer even more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hatteras shrimpboat wreckage litters coastline. Shrimpboat flotsam, Shrimpboat jetsam, Shrimpboat bits, Shrimpboat bobs, Shrimpboat pieces, Shrimpboat rafts, Shrimpboat life preservers, Shrimpboat parts, Shrimpboat tools, Shrimpboat equipment
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(Sneezy)
 
 
 
Not content with the level of misery inflicted on allergy sufferers, Ents bring out heavy artillery
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Two tourists in Iceland drive into an avalanche in a Fjord. No further information on whether it was a Fjord Fjusion or a Fjord Fjairlane
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Over 1000 passengers being evacuated from Viking ship after engine failure, running out of Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMMITTY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!
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(TruthDig)
 
 
 
Today's attempted guilt trip: Laughing at "Florida Man" stories is merely an excuse to mock the poor
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(Shorpy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this teetering tank
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: we've declared victory over ISIS again
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
See, the problem here is obvious: The first graders weren't armed
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Caption this young chemist
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
1. Verizon worker hears citizen's pleas. 2. Rescues cat from utility pole. 3. Wins company triple-play award - three-week suspension
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Tsar Cannon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sunglass Cat shows us why we need to adopt animals with special needs, just in time for Caturday
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Five months after Hurricane Michael, let's see how Mexico Beach is doing. Oh dear
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Man charged with a fatal stabbing in Virginia says he thought his victim was a werewolf. Sometimes it just pays to shave before going out for the night
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Catholic churches desecrated across France, officials don't know why
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Police department ridiculed online for using criminal's childhood photo for a wanted poster, because they couldn't find a more recent one
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When most people find a service dog tied up in front of a convenience store, they think its owner must be inside and not, 'Hey, free dog.' Most people, but not this guy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4channer gets Charlottesville, VA schools shut down by threatening "ethnic cleansing." Also gets arrested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stanford University: Golly gee, black motorists are 20 percent more likely than white motorists to be pulled over in the US. Black Americans: Wow. How surprising. You don't say
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Didn't I see this scene in Daredevil?
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