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Displaying results 1 to 25 out of 72 total for "tsa dildo" ...

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Wed April 27, 2016: Main (score 50%)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans set a new record this past week after TSA agents confiscate 73 guns from passengers carry-on luggage. So, do we chant USA USA USA or TSA TSA TSA?
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Thu June 23, 2016: Business (score 43%)
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines take advantage of gap in TSA security screening by charging "expedited security fee" to elite flyers that isn't for TSA PreCheck or special screening, but for putting them at front of regular TSA line. "It's all about who has the money"
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Mon July 11, 2016: Politics (score 43%)
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP adds dildo return policy to 2016 platform
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Thu December 29, 2016: Main (score 43%)
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cup holder or dildo? Why not both?
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Tue July 05, 2016: Main (score 43%)
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It must be hard, living in a town called Dildo
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Mon December 12, 2016: Main (score 43%)
(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish dildo nativity scene to be reinstated after being pulled
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Tue September 13, 2016: Geek (score 41%)
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"Smart Dildo" company sued for tracking customers. Bet they saw that coming
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Mon April 25, 2016: Main (score 41%)
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you enjoy the TSA screening before your flight you'll be thrilled to learn that the TSA wants to probe you after your flight too
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Thu June 23, 2016: Main (score 40%)
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh, that dent? Don't worry about that dent, we can dildo that right out
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Tue November 01, 2016: Sports (score 40%)
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting journalism on how that dildo ended up on the field in Buffalo
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Tue February 21, 2017: Main (score 40%)
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: "We did not locate the dildo allegedly used by Pritsch to strike Favuzza"
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Sun May 22, 2016: Main (score 40%)
(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
Only difference between TSA & the bum at the liquor store is one doesn't demand you take off your shoes: TSA cleared $765,759.15 in loose change left at checkpoints last year
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Tue July 12, 2016: Main (score 39%)
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dildo brothers want federal prosecutors jailed alongside them because that would only be fair. Or something
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Mon August 15, 2016: Main (score 38%)
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonian, and Star of the I AM ANGRY ABOUT THE DILDO video, pleads guilty. 11 of 26 down
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Wed September 07, 2016: Main (score 38%)
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Day one of the Dildo trials: "No, Ryan, you can't dress up like a cowboy in my courtroom"
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Wed July 06, 2016: Main (score 38%)
(UPI)
 
 
 
TSA and American Airlines announce new venture that could speed up security lines while still doing absolutely nothing to actually make anyone any safer. Just like everything else the TSA has done before. But hey, faster lines
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Fri September 02, 2016: Main (score 37%)
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
What do those TSA scribbles on your boarding pass really mean? "Sometimes I just wrote a smiley face on the ticket... In my younger days I scribbled my phone number on a beautiful woman's boarding pass" -Former TSA agent
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Sun May 29, 2016: Entertainment (score 37%)
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
TSA Agents discover bleeding 'Loot Crate' and alert authorities
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Fri June 17, 2016: Main (score 37%)
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dear TSA, you owe me $506.85 for your incompetence
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Thu July 21, 2016: Main (score 37%)
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
TSA agent mistakes "security theater" for "security peepshow"
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Wed August 03, 2016: Main (score 37%)
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
TSA: Stop packing batarangs in your carry-on bags
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Wed November 02, 2016: Entertainment (score 37%)
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former Miss USA arrested for theft during TSA screening
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Mon November 14, 2016: Business (score 37%)
(United Airlines)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our new robotic TSA overlords
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Thu May 26, 2016: Main (score 37%)
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TSA chief says security lines will be totally farked indefinitely
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Thu May 19, 2016: Main (score 36%)
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
TSA has warned that lines will get longer. Here's the proof
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