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Wed June 17, 2015: Main (score 50%)
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember: It is never "your dildo" that was left behind after your hotel check-out...it's always "a dildo"
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Thu July 30, 2015: Entertainment (score 42%)
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Morrissey: "I was groped by TSA." TSA: "That's just like, your opinion, man"
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(63)
 


Mon July 13, 2015: Main (score 42%)
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
BREAKING: There's been another reported dildo attack in Florida
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Mon April 06, 2015: Main (score 40%)
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Anti-abortionists stage protest outside... a dildo shop? (link now goes to cached article)
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Sat August 01, 2015: Main (score 37%)
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Crown attorney: "God almighty, I've never seen a case like this where there's been an argument over a dildo"
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(14)
 


Mon June 08, 2015: Main (score 36%)
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senator wants to declassify the report showing the TSA failed to find 95% of prohibited items at the checkpoints. The TSA said they would, but they can't find that either
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(71)
 


Sun June 28, 2015: Main (score 34%)
(LA Times)
 
 
 
TSA may start poking you (on the Internet)
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(34)
 


Tue April 07, 2015: Main (score 32%)
(Time)
 
 
 
TSA borrows a page from the "Take a Penny, Leave a Penny" business model
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(41)
 


Tue April 14, 2015: Main (score 32%)
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Two TSA agents fired for manipulating passenger screening systems in order to grope hot men
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(166)
 


Tue May 26, 2015: Main (score 32%)
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of TSA badges missing at airport, authorities worried people may impersonate incompetence and groping
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(76)
 


Tue June 02, 2015: Main (score 32%)
(Heavy)
 
 
 
TSA calling in fake airline threats today to cover up for their embarrassing DHS review
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(57)
 


Thu May 28, 2015: Geek (score 31%)
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Robotic butt named 'Patrick' helps medical students, IRS auditors and TSA agents with their intimacy issues
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(42)
 


Tue June 02, 2015: Main (score 31%)
(Newser)
 
 
 
After massive security failure, TSA tells its acting director to remove shoes, hat, all government ID
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(171)
 


Mon June 08, 2015: Main (score 31%)
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Only 14 years after its creation, the TSA decides to crosscheck its employees against the government's terrorist database
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(61)
 


Wed April 15, 2015: Main (score 30%)
(KATU)
 
 
 
In addition to dogs and bees, Portland Airport has hired some goats and a llama. TSA workers reportedly worried
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(30)
 


Sun August 30, 2015: Main (score 30%)
(Newser)
 
 
 
Words you never want to hear from a TSA agent: Ma'am, we have a "secondary security screening" just for you
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(73)
 


Wed August 19, 2015: Politics (score 29%)
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
You can now review the TSA on Yelp. Let's see what this random person named "Carly F" has to say about them
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(33)
 


Tue August 11, 2015: Main (score 28%)
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The problem isn't so much that we have department of pre-crime, it's that the department of pre-crime is run by the TSA
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(48)
 


Fri March 27, 2015: Main (score 28%)
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The TSA thinks you are a possible terrorist if you: yawn. blink, whistle or smell. Automatic trip to Gitmo if you do all four at once
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(91)
 


Fri May 08, 2015: Main (score 27%)
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you left a $100,000 watch at Newark Airport the TSA is actually going to return it. No word on how many diamonds it will be missing
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(38)
 


Thu April 09, 2015: Main (score 26%)
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tireless efforts of the TSA, only 268 drunks, mentally ill persons, or lazy people taking a shortcut have managed to get into major airports in the past decade
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(38)
 


Fri May 22, 2015: Entertainment (score 25%)
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Verne "Mini Me" Troyer records tasing of guy who breached TSA Checkpoint at LAX, takes his hat for a trophy. In other news, Verne Troyer's publicist wants you to know he steals used hats
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(16)
 


Fri July 24, 2015: Business (score 25%)
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC airport strike averted at JFK and LaGuardia. Fliers won't face any delays other than the six hours it takes to get through Manhattan traffic and three hours getting past the TSA security check
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(6)
 


Tue May 05, 2015: Main (score 25%)
(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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(54)
 


Fri July 03, 2015: Main (score 24%)
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man walks into airport with $75k in a duffel bag. TSA reports seizing $70k "because reasons," tweets out picture of $65k, and turns $60k over to a random Federal agency because, again, reasons. Welcome to the Land of the Free
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(166)
 



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