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Displaying results 1 to 20 out of 20 total for "tsa dildo" ...
Fri November 17, 2017: Main (score 50%)
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo
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Tue November 21, 2017: Geek (score 39%)
(European Southern Observatory)
 
 
 
Dildo shaped asteroid heading straight for Uranus
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Fri November 10, 2017: Geek (score 38%)
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Any dildo can be a listening device if you're desperate enough
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Wed October 25, 2017: Main (score 38%)
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Starting Thursday, the TSA takes its theatrics on the road
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Thu August 24, 2017: Politics (score 37%)
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hmm, I sure hope nobody glues dildos all over them, that would be tragic
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Wed November 29, 2017: Main (score 37%)
(Variety)
 
 
 
Variety is out with all the dildo-buying, penis-waving details on Matt Lauer
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Tue July 25, 2017: Business (score 36%)
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
United Airlines claims it "misunderstood" the TSA's comic book ban. Which doesn't exist
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Thu August 31, 2017: Main (score 36%)
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Where else would you hide your drugs but inside a half-ton of wax dildos?
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Fri July 21, 2017: Main (score 35%)
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I say attractive women are suspicious just so I can touch them," reveals TSA agent
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Tue December 12, 2017: Main (score 35%)
(Loudoun Times)
 
 
 
Naked man running along highway near Dulles airport, looking for TSA agent with warm hands
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Tue December 12, 2017: Politics (score 35%)
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anyone have some spare dildos and a 55 gallon of lube lying around? Well, I have an idea
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Fri July 14, 2017: Main (score 35%)
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"If he shows up, you'll be looking for two dildos and a bottle of lotion," the cop advised
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Tue September 12, 2017: Main (score 33%)
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
I know what you are thinking: Are 7 pats to the crotch by the TSA enough? Are 9 too many?
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Thu December 07, 2017: Main (score 33%)
(AOL)
 
 
 
TSA agent finds loaded handgun in Colorado state representative's bag, stunning observers everywhere with the fact that they actually accomplished something
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Wed August 09, 2017: Main (score 31%)
(UPI)
 
 
 
Congratulations American travelers, you just set a new record: the largest number of guns confiscated by TSA in a single week. USA USA USA
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Fri October 06, 2017: Main (score 31%)
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Obviously unbalanced man arrested in airport for making bomb threat in person to TSA agent. "I've got to get this bag checked in before it explodes"
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Wed November 15, 2017: Main (score 30%)
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Violent psychopath" escapes Hawaiian facility, may have boarded plane to San Jose. Police warn not to approach him as he may be dangerously annoyed due to TSA screening procedures
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Wed November 22, 2017: Main (score 30%)
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you're flying this Thanksgiving, get to the airport early as the TSA is implementing new screening rules that will take more time as they failed another screening audit
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Tue December 12, 2017: Geek (score 29%)
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here are some of the strangest and most inappropriate items the TSA has confiscated from carry-on luggage this year. Come for the axe-gun thingamabob, stay for Satan's pizza cutter
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Fri October 20, 2017: Main (score 26%)
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher throws dildo-filled X-rated surprise party at school: "As the boy walked in, they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it so it can get erected"
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