| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Key Climategate scientist uses the Thomas Dolby excuse for his inability to produce documentation - "She's tidied up and I can't find anything" (dailymail.co.uk) | (338) | ||
| Happy Valentine's Day. Here's some dinosaurs having sex (foxnews.com) | (85) | ||
| The Royal Society for Stacking Things On Top of Other Things turns its attention to photons (physorg.com) | (13) | ||
| Perhaps in time for next Valentine's Day, science may give us the miracle of roses that smell like root beer (news.discovery.com) | (15) | ||
| RIP U.S. manned spaceflight, 1962-2010. "The whole Mars project as substitute for the moon is simply a ruse." (washingtonpost.com) | (399) | ||
| (express buzz) | Old & busted: trying to get a guy to last longer. New hotness: getting the woman there faster (expressbuzz.com) | (90) | |
| DNA testing will identify famous mummy's daddy (independent.co.uk) | (17) | ||
| Japan's obsession with using power of technology to mask embarrassing toilet noises may date back 200 years to feudal times (search.japantimes.co.jp) | (42) | ||
| Suspended animation may become scientific fact instead of just SyFy programming (news.yahoo.com) | (39) | ||
| Minor sea level statistic invalidates global warming (guardian.co.uk) | (71) | ||
| Australian research paves the way for pig lung transplants. This is bad news for Jews, Muslims, and pigs (physorg.com) | (35) | ||
| Facebook vs Google Buzz: It has begun (abcnews.go.com) | (84) | ||
| "It's Microsoft's Game to Lose with Windows Mobile 7" says columnist, ignoring marketshare figures of 20% in the US and 8% worldwide as he buries his nose between Ballmer's buttocks (pcworld.com) | (103) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Hubble captures double aurorae light show on Saturn. (with awesome video) (universetoday.com) | (47) | |
| With Monday being Presidents Day, here are 48 technology "firsts" for U.S. presidents: First to ride a train, be on TV, duck virtual shoes, etc. (First born in a hospital?) (networkworld.com) | (29) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Europe's LHC to run at half-energy, tightening race for Higgs. In related news, scientists across Europe have begun stockpiling crossbows |
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| Airborne Laser successfully shoots down missile during test (news.cnet.com) | (55) | ||
| Scientists heat up water to freeze it instantly (msnbc.msn.com) | (18) | ||
| The coolest photo of Space Shuttle Endeavour floating over a sunset you will see this year (nasa.gov) | (68) | ||
| It's not everyday you put an old NES and 5 games on eBay for $9.99 then end up with final bid of $13,105 thanks to a very rare game (kotaku.com) | (103) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Not that anybody should ever drive under the influence, but if you do go out drinking with a bat and it comes time to decide who's driving home, pick the bat (mnn.com) | (14) | |
| To purify water, just add bacteria (wired.com) | (28) |
| (Some Guy) | Mattel unveils "Computer Engineer" Barbie. Tag is because she weighs less than 300 pounds and is not covered with dried Mountain Dew and Cheetos dust (chipchick.com) | (176) | |
| Apparently there's an insidious new worm going around, and it seems as though Farkers might be particularly susceptible (Not safe for work) (theonion.com) | (33) | ||
| The coolest photo of the Earth as a pixel on your screen that you'll see today (npr.org) | (54) | ||
| Woman finds love on Facebook after finding her playmate from first grade. He thinks she's great, but is still really concerned that she is still a carrier for cooties (abcnews.go.com) | (103) | ||
| Too dependent on technology to actually speak to that cute girl at the coffee shop? There's an app for that (techland.com) | (32) | ||
| Starcraft 2 beta to be released this month. Kekekekeke nerd rush ^_^ |
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| Scientists are breeding ancient cattle back from extinction. Your dog wants 400 year old steak (time.com) | (36) | ||
| In celebration of Darwin Day, here's David Attenborough reviewing the beauty that is our Tree of Life (youtube.com) | (35) | ||
| NASA installs earth/sunroom on the space station that will now allow the astronauts a perfect view of meteorites heading straight at them (breitbart.com) | (72) | ||
| (Some Science Guy) | 7 Things that science doesn't understand. Solve one & collect your Nobel prize (timesonline.typepad.com) | (207) | |
| Blizzard of Lies: Debunking The Warm-Air-Holds-More-Moisture Defense (newsbusters.org) | (285) | ||
| The sweetest story of geek love ever told; or how Ann Druyan's love for Carl Sagan is hurtling through the cosmos at an average speed of 35,000 miles per hour (npr.org) | (51) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Valentines Day tip: Saying "I love you" is more romantic in Italian or French than Klingon... on what planet? (newslite.tv) | (27) | |
| That blast came from the Death Star. That thing's operational (wired.com) | (50) | ||
| If an Awesome singularity merged with a Do Want singularity, this might be the result. Only way for it to get better would be having the Doctor as your tour guide (video) (blogs.news.com.au) | (32) |
| New study shows many kids diagnosed as "bipolar" are just snotty little a-holes (npr.org) | (140) | ||
| Girliness and geekiness can co-exist after all. And there's some stuff about institutional discrimination and societal roles, and blah blah. Don't bother clicking the article, there aren't any pics (salon.com) | (158) | ||
| Better make a run for the border: possible (smallish) meteorite impact in Mexico yesterday (blogs.discovermagazine.com) | (22) | ||
| "Underdog Theory Debunked," according to noted scientist Simon Bar Sinister (news.yahoo.com) | (20) | ||
| Bill Gates doesn't like the iPad (wired.com) | (152) | ||
| The new G-Point mouse looks like something, but I just can't put my finger in it, errrr, on it (gizmodo.com) | (81) | ||
| (TUAW) | A history of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, presented by Farker and Mythbuster Adam Savage, featuring swords and Barney the Dinosaur (tuaw.com) | (57) | |
| 70% of World of Warcraft players get girlfriends before reaching level 10 (ve3d.ign.com) | (175) | ||
| Coolest "Love is in the Air" picture gallery that any geek will see all day (ngm.nationalgeographic.com) | (16) | ||
| 1 out of 5 doctors recommend buying themselves an iPad (macworld.com) | (105) | ||
| (Miller-McCune) | The story of pee. Or, climate change may be the least of our worries (miller-mccune.com) | (60) | |
| Paramedic develops new device that saves lives, trains future pr0n stars (cbs4denver.com) | (90) | ||
| Mainstream media hype about Twitter's popularity has been greatly exaggerated. Sample stat: 40% of 75 million Twitter "users" have never sent a single tweet (cbc.ca) | (42) | ||
| "The girl gamer is a rare breed of lady. Like a ninja, or a flying unicorn, she remains perpetually shrouded in myth and/or shadow" (pcworld.idg.com.au) | (320) | ||
| New research and genetic testing shows that yes, indeed, Jack Black may have been around at Year One (reuters.com) | (9) | ||
| Bill Nye says that denying climate change is unpatriotic. Like America cares what some guy who couldn't carry Mr. Wizard's beaker cares (newsbusters.org) | (388) | ||
| YouTube to add parental controls. Too bad YouTube won't add literacy controls to the comment sections (khou.com) | (28) | ||
| This ain't just another chicken shiat approach to curbing climate change (content.usatoday.net) | (12) | ||
| If you're cheating on your partner, you might want to think twice about Google Buzz (gizmodo.com) | (42) | ||
| Cll me Ishml (buzz.yahoo.com) | (33) |
| (Climateprogress) | Despite the localized "cold snap" and the most profound solar minimum in a century, the Earth experienced the hottest January recorded by satellite. Manbearpig (climateprogress.org) | (162) | |
| Ric Romero discovers Internet-connected TVs. "Now you can typically access thousands of movies on demand and it's cheaper and easier than ever" (abclocal.go.com) | (34) | ||
| Scientists seek better way to do climate report, say it is too easy to spot the mistakes and lack of evidence (scientificamerican.com) | (19) | ||
| (Some Guy) | It's official: all 3 major climate sites in the Washington DC-Baltimore area are recording the highest cumulative seasonal snowfall in 126 years (forecast.weather.gov) | (68) | |
| The coolest pictures of the Orion Nebula you will see today (wired.com) | (17) | ||
| The 10 best 'Ask an expert' websites. I'm going to #5 to see how the hell #9 made it on the list (technology.timesonline.co.uk) | (35) | ||
| (Some Guy) | The 50 most messed up animal species you'll see today (Not safe for work language) (jamesgunn.com) | (61) | |
| Rebuilt DNA Could Lead to Cloned Neanderthals, Higher Ratings for WWE |
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| How the brain handles the sound of one hand clapping (physorg.com) | (26) | ||
| How global warming makes blizzards worse. Wait, what? (time.com) | (214) | ||
| And on the Sixth Day, Google announced its own alternative to Fios (washingtonpost.com) | (84) | ||
| To reduce cooling costs, HP built huge data center in place that never experiences summer: northeast England (computerworld.com) | (30) | ||
| Shuttle Endeavour hooks up with International Space Station. Plans to hang out for a few days, eat all the food, leave unexpectedly and 'forget' to call (msnbc.msn.com) | (18) | ||
| Obama: No more money for the moon. NASA: Fine, we'll just go to Mars then. Your move Mr. Not-Kennedy (chron.com) | (153) | ||
| Rush Limbaugh recordings repel beetles along with "Heavy Metal Music", which apparently includes Rush, Guns & Roses, and Queen (news.discovery.com) | (24) | ||
| The Alberta government would like to assure you that their budget website password is no longer "password" (edmontonjournal.com) | (69) | ||
| Yes, you actually can be bored to death. Here comes the scie (msnbc.msn.com) | (46) | ||
| Somebody, somewhere, has decided that what the Marine corps really needs is a giant meccano set (gizmodo.com) | (49) | ||
| (Some Comic Geek) | For those not buried in snow or mud- New Comics for wednesday February 10th (downtowncomics.com) | (49) | |
| Norwegian researcher suggests building houses out of paper. Critics immediately begin to huff and puff (wired.co.uk) | (31) | ||
| German scientists create black hole simulator. Won't you come? (techeblog.com) | (43) | ||
| (Some Guy) | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet. Except if Florida horticulturalists have been messing with its scent (alligator.org) | (7) | |
| Few species of photograph are as purely, simply awe-inspiring as those taken of-or from-the outer reaches of space. Case in point? Apollo 17 astronaut Eugene Cernan takes a ride on the moon, fulfilling dreams of nerds everywhere (life.com) | (86) |
| Researchers use DNA analysis to find cure for cancer. Just kidding -- they used it to prove that when you drink tequila, you're drinking worm DNA (labspaces.net) | (28) | ||
| A 165-Million year old spider fossil has been found. And yes, they were scary 165 million years ago too. *shudder* (wired.com) | (93) | ||
| (Some Guy) | 21 best pictures of Mars you'll see today. Marvin the Martian sold seperately (presidiacreative.com) | (33) | |
| Giant bizarro deep sea fish that was oaring around, filmed in Gulf of Mexico (news.bbc.co.uk) | (72) | ||
| (ZUG) | Scientists convince people they're weightless, create fake science, and build a real nuclear reactor in a shed. For fun (zug.com) | (49) | |
| Liquid water found on Enceladus, prompt dispatch of chicken, cheese and tortillas pending (physorg.com) | (89) | ||
| Research shows how colors describe happiness vs. depression. The quest for the elusive fark greenlight finally explained (news.yahoo.com) | (45) | ||
| "Most, if not all, of the psychological ingredients that enter into religion originally evolved to solve more general problems of social interaction and subsequently were co-opted for use in religious activities" (blogs.usatoday.com) | (277) | ||
| Nvidia releases Optimus switchable graphics technology to compete with the Megatron GPU from ATI (pcworld.com) | (63) | ||
| Researchers discover that drug used to straighten "claw hand" can also help straighten penises, even if the first isn't holding on to the second (abcnews.go.com) | (31) | ||
| The coolest high-speed lightning video you'll see in the next ten minutes (wired.com) | (41) | ||
| Actual Headline: Home test for sperm count could leave men in a mess (newscientist.com) | (45) | ||
| 7 minute HD video tour of the international space station. Where's the F'n Cool tab? (youtube.com) | (106) |
| Future of Kitt Peak national solar observatory cloudy, as Obama's astronomy-research stimulus funding diverted to relocating staff and resources to building bigger solar telescope on Maui (azstarnet.com) | (41) | ||
| Want broadband internet? Sure, we'll be there between 8AM and 5PM Tuesday after next. Oh, and the connection fee will be a mere £45,000 (dailymail.co.uk) | (55) | ||
| (Some Guy) | The new Sonic 4 game is actually 14 years old. Duke Nukem unavailable for comment (gamenewshq.com) | (65) | |
| Saturn-probe Cassini serves up a 53-mile wide egg over-easy w/photo goodness (saturn.jpl.nasa.gov) | (28) | ||
| Once the province of the young and the hip, blogging is now considered as modern and stylish as spats and poodle skirts (news.yahoo.com) | (107) | ||
| This week's award for naming a children's website the same as a gay fetish porn site goes to: (theregister.co.uk) | (44) | ||
| New research finds that beer is good for your bones. In a related study, researchers concerned that Farkers are damn near indestructible (abcnews.go.com) | (62) | ||
| Spyware on your Blackberry? It's easier than you may think (news.cnet.com) | (23) | ||
| Come watch the last evening Space Shuttle launch (nasa.gov) | (139) |