| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Today's "miraculous cure for cancer" that you'll never hear about again is... *shakes magic 8-ball* ... tiny magnetic discs (news.yahoo.com) | (22) | ||
| Scientists perfect vodak in easy-to-carry pill form. Is this a great time to be alive or what? (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) | (84) | ||
| Scientists admit that they dump...that the dog ate much of the raw temperature data on which their predictions of global warming are based (timesonline.co.uk) | (382) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Remember those melting glaciers? Yeah, not so much melting (dawn.com) | (287) | |
| Levels might be elevated by hormones (ama-assn.org) | (20) | ||
| Reasearch scientists warming to African rats that never seem to get cancer, are acid resistant, and live ten times as long as most common 'Old World' rats. Still no cure for the icky-ick-ick ooo-ooo-oos (chron.com) | (40) | ||
| Yahoo improves its search engine. In other news, Yahoo still has a search engine (earthtimes.org) | (39) | ||
| (Core77) | Japan unveils self-healing paint for cell phones, based on similar technology for cars (core77.com) | (20) | |
| The top 50 inventions of this year. No, your flying car still isn't on it (time.com) | (59) | ||
| (Daily Yomiuri) | Ant scientists discover "lazy" workers are critical in providing stable labor power to maintain colony. In other words, slacking is evolutionarily beneficial (yomiuri.co.jp) | (44) | |
| And now, confirmation the Droid really is the iPhone killer: Porn Apps (gizmodo.com) | (103) | ||
| Australians gratefully accept gift of pair of giant pandas from China, saying they are thrilled to finally have an couple of animals in Australia that can't kill people with its venom (iol.co.za) | (27) | ||
| Scientists use rat brain to fly F-22. Still no cure for cancer (theregister.co.uk) | (81) | ||
| New hypothesis to explain Earth's atmospheric CO2 values posits that planet's geomorphology shifted from an iceball to a mudball nearly 6,000 years ago (newscientist.com) | (40) | ||
| Scientists discover how small hairy balls can be used to package enzymic fluids for transfer to the stomach without the fluids having to be tasted. Here comes the science (sciencedaily.com) | (18) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Meet the multi-colored rainbow spider, which produces a spectacular array of colors to attract a mate. People who get the heebie-jeebies from spiders need to stay the hell out of this one (pic) (mailonsunday.co.uk) | (49) | |
| The trippiest star trails you'll see today (antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov) | (14) | ||
| Muslims and Christians find common ground (telegraph.co.uk) | (292) | ||
| (Some Guy) | ☼ ∞ (baszottbanda.blogspot.com) | (78) | |
| "Cross a seahorse with the starship Enterprise and you get the SeaOrbiter - the world's first vertical ship, which drifts through the sea allowing man a closer view of the ocean" (timesonline.co.uk) | (41) |
| NASA: Evidence of life on Mars (timesonline.co.uk) | (333) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Holy crap: Is this a trip on a luxury cruise ship? Or an Emirates Airbus A380? (pics) (englishrussia.com) | (77) | |
| That recent bump in PlayStation 3 sales that put them in first? Fleet sales (arstechnica.com) | (89) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Developed nations come up with a plan to improve their climate change performance - throw Canada out of the club so its "appalling" environmental record isn't lumped in with theirs (theecologist.org) | (119) | |
| How the Loch Ness monster has been rebranded from a terrifying glimpse of what creatures might live in hell into a benign, family-friendly amusement, just like Times Square (news.bbc.co.uk) | (37) | ||
| Scientists develop device to catch rainbows, potentially leading to the world's first functional leprechaun trap (newscientist.com) | (43) |
| "The Bulgarian National Space Research Institute has stated that not only are alien spies living among us, but that they object strongly to 'immoral behaviour' by humanity - such as causing global warming or using cosmetics" (theregister.co.uk) | (66) | ||
| Historic explorer tweets from beyond the grave. MAGGOTS COMING OUT (3news.co.nz) | (38) | ||
| (Cosmos) | Solar activity isn't a significant cause of global warming, we have thousands of years of tree-ring data to prove it. Oh wait (cosmosmagazine.com) | (354) | |
| Only one month in: Windows 7 passes Mac OS X(All Versions) in market share. No word on how many minutes it took to surpass the market share for Linux (computerworld.com) | (214) | ||
| (Gizmag) | Italian doctor may have found a cure for MS - cleaning out buildups of iron in the brain. Still no cure for metalheads (gizmag.com) | (53) | |
| How to quit your job and ensure no future company will hire you (gizmodo.com) | (53) | ||
| I think the Bugatti Veyron is a bit too cheap, but the iPhone 3GS Supreme on the other hand . . . (techeblog.com) | (21) | ||
| You will never find a more wretched hive of dumb and gullibility than an audiophile's house (gizmodo.com) | (75) | ||
| The letter coldly outlined the parents' choices: start paying rent or we throw your children in the trash or use them for medical experiments (boston.com) | (99) | ||
| The best animation summarizing a new science theory you'll see today (npr.org) | (31) | ||
| (Some Guy) | NASA's Space Shuttle Atlantis (STS-129) zips along at about 18000 MPH high above Earth's rugged and rough terrain after undocking from the International Space Station on 25 Nov 2009. The huge 4288x2846-pixel photo is even more impressive (chamorrobible.org) | (29) | |
| (Xinhua) | Scientists discover primitive emotion-like behavior in fruit flies. Next week's news: PETA demands rights for fruit flies (news.xinhuanet.com) | (14) |
| Suing Activision over World of Warcraft? Don't forget to subpoena Depeche Mode and Winona Rider, since she can "explain the significance of alienation in Catcher in the Rye." Makes sense (kotaku.com) | (274) | ||
| Hannity: This is one of the coldest years on record, so global warming is a hoax. Science: This is one of the warmest years on record, so Hannity is a douche (feeds.mediamatters.org) | (∞) | ||
| Our zombie galaxy feasts on cannibalized corpses. And you thought astronomy was for dorks (blogs.discovermagazine.com) | (24) | ||
| (asahi.com) | Deadly Australian redback spider thought to have invaded Japan, with tangled web of bureaucracy allowing it to enter major cities. Crikey (asahi.com) | (58) | |
| Economic downturn forces Japanese robot makers to concentrate on utilitarian machines that will take your job years ahead of schedule (pics) (timesonline.co.uk) | (19) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Another reason China is kicking our ass: Push button boob jobs with instant D-liscious results (weirdasianews.com) | (1554) | |
| (Some Guy) | All those 'off the cuff' remarks that you should ignore in the ClimateGate emails found their way into "off the cuff" computer code. FORTRAN (shudder) code labled 'fudge factor' (bishophill.squarespace.com) | (375) | |
| (Some Guy) | Danish media claim that swine flu is just another plot created by multinational corporations to contol people's minds, like 9/11 or Kentucky Fried Chicken (russiatoday.com) | (39) | |
| Motherlode of gorillas remains vulnerable, much to the delight of one deranged Italian plumber addicted to shrooms (sciencedaily.com) | (8) | ||
| (Some Comic Geek) | Just in time for a long holiday weekend: New comics shipping November 25th. What are you picking up for the drive/flight? (downtowncomics.ning.com) | (44) | |
| The economy is so bad that billionaires are now building their yachts out of crap they picked out of the ocean (theregister.co.uk) | (7) | ||
| (Some Chick) | Ten secret text message codes parents need to pay special attention to. NALOPKT (wbtv.com) | (631) | |
| The absolute best Bioshock cosplay you'll see... ever. No, really, it doesn't get any better than this (iheartchaos.com) | (58) | ||
| Power plant in Norway uses salt to generate electricity. The excitement that scientists are feeling is a white-NaCl ride |
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| Royal Caribbean unveils first child tracking system that lets parents avoid...errr, I mean, track their children (usatoday.com) | (16) | ||
| Data from NASA's STEREO spacecraft have confirmed the stunning reality of MONSTER WAVES ON THE SUN (science.nasa.gov) | (9) | ||
| The coolest xbox that can't play Xbox games (youtube.com) | (94) |
| (Utne) | Men suddenly claim to be more religious when they're trying to get laid, proving that there truly are no atheists in fox holes |
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| "Shockwaves to the Crotch Treat Erectile Dysfunction." Scientists say it's like having your crotch stepped on by a women in stiletto heels, but not at all painful. With SFW but terrifying photo goodness (gizmodo.com) | (31) | ||
| This car will run at 1,000 MPH, generate twice as many Fark headlines with a Dumbass tag (gizmodo.com) | (34) | ||
| Physicists: You know that whole space-time duality thing? Uh, we may have gotten it wrong (scientificamerican.com) | (109) | ||
| (Some Guy) | How scientists are building better wind turbines by studying Lance Armstrong. Apparently, windmills are also a lot more efficient when they use just one nut (sciencenow.sciencemag.org) | (15) | |
| Kirk Cameron asks for a crocoduck. Science provides one: the Anatosuchus Minor found by paleontologists (news.discovery.com) | (102) | ||
| (yomiuri.co.jp) | Small Tokyo factories pool resources to build deep-sea research robot to search for oil and minerals. In other news, small American factories struggle to find workers who understand English and can add two numbers (yomiuri.co.jp) | (34) | |
| (Area Man) | Helicopter blades generate lift, lightning bolts (scienceblogs.com) | (25) | |
| Scientists witness grandma macaques intervening to take care of grandchildren in place of incompetent or missing parents, primate behavior never before seen outside of Homo sapiens trailerparkensis (news.bbc.co.uk) | (19) | ||
| 77-year-old Japanese man who lost his Guinness World Record as oldest Everest climber to 78-year-old Nepalese man pretty damn piqued, vows he will climb Everest again at age 80 (google.com) | (14) | ||
| "Smart" body armor learns more with every bullet - Ok, who wants to be first in a test series? (news.discovery.com) | (52) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Google: F*ck it, let's just give away computers (linuxjournal.com) | (119) | |
| The coolest slow-shutter shots you'll see today (gizmodo.com) | (62) | ||
| Right-handed snails easier for right-handed snakes to eat (nytimes.com) | (20) | ||
| Scientists find new species of chameleon, say it lay undiscovered for so long because it tends to come and go, come and go-oh-oh-oh (livescience.com) | (12) | ||
| (Spaceweather) | The coolest photo of an icy sunrise you'll see all day (spaceweather.com) | (11) | |
| (Apple Insider) | 50% of all mobile data traffic worldwide eaten up by people downloading fart apps and 911 dialers for $0.99 (appleinsider.com) | (23) | |
| Man vs Electricity. Introducing Dr Megavolt (wired.co.uk) | (29) | ||
| Cases of drug-resistant bacterial infection have risen by 90 percent since 1999, at least partially because it's no longer being diagnosed as lupus (news.yahoo.com) | (56) | ||
| Happy 5th Birthday, World of Warcraft (telegraph.co.uk) | (442) |
| What pictures sound like (youtube.com) | (72) | ||
| (Some Large Hadron Collider) | Future LHC unsuccessful in sabotaging present LHC (press.web.cern.ch) | (52) | |
| New Symphony of Science Video: "Our Place in the Cosmos" (ft. Sagan, Dawkins, Kaku, Jastrow) (youtube.com) | (36) | ||
| Obama unleashes massive scheme to turn children into nerds. D10 manufacturers rejoice (blogs.discovermagazine.com) | (92) | ||
| Apparently forgetting that AT&T has disabled tethering on the iPhone, Apple launches ad campaign bragging about simultaneous tethering and voice (businessweek.com) | (91) | ||
| Back to the Future Crysis mod includes ability to time travel. Sadly you can't go back in time and stop the actual Back to the Future games from being made (slashfilm.com) | (45) | ||
| In a fantastic leap of logic, scientists propose that some sort of 'flowing air' might someday be used to generate electricity. If only this 'flowing air' phenomenon occurred naturally outside of a laboratory (telegraph.co.uk) | (31) | ||
| (Some Sputnik) | The burning question: "Where Is My Flying Car?,"... Answer: "It was shot down by the flying tank" (aroundglobe.net) | (37) | |
| (AllAfrica) | Three hajj pilgrims die of some funky cold in Medina |
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| Crack open your neighbor's skull and feast on the goo inside: Since the Kyoto treaty in 1997, "climate change has worsened and accelerated beyond some of the grimmest of warnings made back then" (malaysia.news.yahoo.com) | (134) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Good news everyone, scientists at Cornell have developed an experimental "F-ray" (gizmag.com) | (44) | |
| (Some Guy) | CDC Releases H1N1.6 Service Pack 2 (NSFWish ads) (crystalair.com) | (39) | |
| That cheap Xbox 360 you got off Ebay was probably banned from Xbox Live for being modified (cbc.ca) | (151) | ||
| (Planetary Society) | Coolest images of ice volcanoes you will see all day. Buckle up before clicking because the second one will fly you into the plume (planetary.org) | (15) | |
| Top 8 video game bugs that made the game better (spike.com) | (202) | ||
| The 20 best gadgets of the decade (2000-2009) (pastemagazine.com) | (115) |