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Sun November 01, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Science Now) Interesting One for the stats nerds: "A Concise and Precise Definition of P-Value"  (sciencenow.sciencemag.org) (50)
(The American - Journal of AEI) Obvious Science tries to answer who's smarter -- libtards or conservadunces?  (american.com) (134)
(websites that suck) Fail Some crazy people yell at you from the streetcorner. Some sit in a corner and quietly talk to themselves. Unfortunately, some of them make websites (danger -- may crash older browsers, low-memory computers)  (belladesoto.us) (96)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting MIT develops intelligent in-car robot which reads your moods with facial expressions, figures out your home and work locations, advises you on best route to grocery store, and reminds you to fill up the gas. So basically a full-time, in-car wife  (physorg.com) (18)
(The Atlantic) Obvious Science: there are no real atheists, just waffly, lukewarm, namby pamby agnostics  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (384)
(CNN) Obvious ♫ Time keeps on ♫ slippin, ♫ slippin, ♫ slippin. Into the future. ♫  (cnn.com) (30)
(Yahoo) Obvious 10 essential windows 7 downloads that OSX users had years ago  (tech.yahoo.com) (303)
(Psychology Today) Stupid Psychology Today asks: why does Fark.com hate children?  (psychologytoday.com) (199)
(BBC) Sad "Women not getting bone treatment"  (news.bbc.co.uk) (36)

Sat October 31, 2009
(NPR) Spiffy NPR: "Why Leaves Really Fall Off Trees." Here comes the boring  (npr.org) (41)
(PCWorld) Obvious ICANN haz untypable URLs?  (pcworld.com) (115)
(American Thinker) Interesting Gore predicts that oceans will rise 220 feet in 10 years, hair will recede  (americanthinker.com) (286)
(MSNBC) Obvious There might be a medical reason for seeing ghosts, such as menstruating or having an uncle who thought he was Saint Jerome  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (67)

Fri October 30, 2009
(G4TV) Cool Epic "fail" Mickey has chance to redeem itself on Xbox 360 and PS3. Submitter hopes it's compatible with Natal  (g4tv.com) (70)
(Nature) Sad I'll summarize this for you, someone left an eyelash on the Kepler Telescope  (nature.com) (45)
(Popular Science) Cool Atari Lunar Lander remake replaces vector graphics with fishing line  (popsci.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Cool Coolest Periodic Table you'll eat on all day  (i.imgur.com) (54)
(Gizmodo) Cool NYC Subways to get LCD screens showing every train in real time, you'll still be late  (gizmodo.com) (80)
(Discover) Cool The stars and stripes forever? Yeah, NASA's got that covered  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (62)
(The Local (Germany)) Interesting Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Teach him to fish, and he might just cure cancer  (thelocal.de) (19)
(TechnologyReview) Scary You know those terahertz-ray scanners we've been putting in airports? Yeah, turns out they cause cancer. Lots of it. Whoops  (technologyreview.com) (69)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Apple's latest patent suggests that they might be trying to break into the competitive stoner market  (gizmodo.com) (67)
(MSNBC) Scary Earth hit by asteroid that yielded the power of a 50-kiloton bomb. Fark: three weeks ago  (msnbc.msn.com) (126)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Zero emissions scooter helps save the environment and the virginity of their owners  (physorg.com) (44)

Thu October 29, 2009
(Metro) Scary British woman finally on her feet again a year after sneezing and breaking her back. If this woman ever has an orgasm we're all dead  T-Shirt  (metro.co.uk) (52)
(UGO) Scary Fox News to take aim at Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 for inclusion of communist Black Panthers in game  (gamesblog.ugo.com) (69)
(Charles Stross) Spiffy The Earth is uninhabitable, and we just got lucky: "We are finely tuned survival machines that have evolved to survive in a niche on one particular planet in one particular epoch"  (antipope.org) (283)
(MSNBC) Cool NASA to experiment with Super-Heroism  (msnbc.msn.com) (36)
(1UP Network) Cool New Disney game is a retelling of the infamous "Mickey Mouse vs. Oswald the Rabbit" Rivalry (read: Walt Disney vs. Charles B. Mintz) as seen through the eyes of someone tripping on shrooms  (1up.com) (45)
(Discover) Cool My god, it's full of stars. I mean, really, it's FULL OF STARS  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (37)
(AP) Interesting Pfizer, wanting in on this flu pandemic windfall, "discovers" that Lipitor™ might help fight influenza  (hosted.ap.org) (51)
(CBC) Interesting Ancient 'unicorn' fly had three eyes on its horn, pooped rainbows  (cbc.ca) (16)
(Wall Street Journal) Spiffy Esquire magazine to have an issue that includes "augmented reality." Which doesn't include a reality in which Esquire is still considered relevant  (online.wsj.com) (33)
(Boing Boing) Scary Study shows species of bees to be feeding off human tears. Your anguish, it sustains them  (boingboing.net) (50)
(VZW) Obvious Verizon Wireless' profits, subscriber growth up 25% this year based on ideas like "reliable coverage" and "not pissing off your customer base by blaming all your problems on them"  (news.vzw.com) (129)
(Wikipedia) Spiffy Internet turns 40 years old today, starts surfing itself for the best price on a new Porsche and a young blonde mistress with huge tits  T-Shirt  (en.wikipedia.org) (42)
(New Scientist) Interesting Brain scans will soon reveal what you're thinking. You submitted this with a... HEY, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU  (newscientist.com) (50)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Robins can visually detect Earth's magnetic field, allowing them to crap on your car with pinpoint accuracy  (dailymail.co.uk) (23)
(TechEBlog) Cool Tesla Coils are good for shocking friends, putting on a light show, and recreating six famous songs  (techeblog.com) (25)
(News.com.au) Interesting Scientists spot a 13-billion-year-old gravitationally domineering body from which even light cannot escape. *sigh* No, I am NOT referring to your mom  (news.com.au) (37)

Wed October 28, 2009
(Ars Technica) Cool Newly opened black hole causes scientists to rethink how sucking occurs on very small things, so it's pretty much like submitters mom  (arstechnica.com) (81)
(UPI) Interesting Brand-new, hi-tech, super-powerful telescope looks 7 billion years into the past and picks out two discrete gamma ray photons, leading scientists to only one conclusion: "Einstein still rules"  (upi.com) (62)
(Gizmodo) Cool That is one sweet ass-speaker  (gizmodo.com) (59)
(Labspaces.net) Interesting Chemical discovered that attracts mosquitoes to humans. Submitter was going to joke that they had named it "submitters-wifeium", but realized that they really named it "nonanal", which means the same thing  T-Shirt  (labspaces.net) (53)
(C|Net) Stupid Tweeters submitting questions for spirits of dead celebrities as part of the world's first Twitter seance or "tweance". Kurt Cobain wants you to know that poop is coming out  (news.cnet.com) (31)
(Canoe) Amusing Headline: "Bigfoot enthusiasts go high tech". Article: "GPS navigators, voice recorders, cameras and plaster of Paris  (cnews.canoe.ca) (49)
(Guardian.com) Sad A decade of lost species. Sweet, delicious lost species  (guardian.co.uk) (79)
(Kotaku) Obvious Legendary video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto wishes there was more Star Fox love, and frankly so does Subby  (kotaku.com) (148)
(Gizmodo) Stupid Tech inventions that their inventors regretted. Includes Comic Sans  (gizmodo.com) (94)
(Some Old Bat) Weird "The researchers are not sure why these bats engage in fellatio."  (news.mongabay.com) (42)
(Game Politics) Stupid A video game where you play a terrorist massacring innocent civilians in an airport for three and a half minutes is upsetting people? Weird  (gamepolitics.com) (99)
(Telegraph) Stupid New wink glasses will mist up every five seconds, in case blinking have become an unbearable chore you just have no time for  (telegraph.co.uk) (31)
(INA Blog) Silly International Nannies Association upset with new Dante's Inferno videogame. Apparently, they have a problem with the idea of killing unbaptized babies for the sake of an Xbox Achievement  (internationalnannyassociation.blogspot.com) (59)
(NASA) Followup Are they just stringing us along? Do they have enough rope this time? Ares I-X launch part twine  (nasaspaceflight.com) (243)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Fourth Wednesday means publishers push it all out to meet shipping deadlines. New comic releases for October 28  (downtowncomics.com) (19)
(The Register) Interesting 640k infected sites should be enough for anyone  (theregister.co.uk) (27)
(The Sun) Interesting Remains of giant sea beast discovered on British coast: "This is the most powerful predator that has existed... In fact, a T-Rex would be breakfast for this"  (thesun.co.uk) (66)
(Universe Today) Cool An armada of robots may soon explore the solar system. They'll be able to "think on their own, identify possible hazards, determine areas of interest and prioritize targets for a close-up look". Insert Sarah Connor reference  (universetoday.com) (54)
(BBC) Interesting Scientists find the spice turmeric may kill some cancer. Still no curry for cancer  T-Shirt  (news.bbc.co.uk) (30)
(MSNBC) Interesting Top three proofs scientist are just making stuff up: 1. We know what the whales are saying. 2. Time travelers are sabotaging the LHC. 3. Butterflies have ears on their wings  (msnbc.msn.com) (51)

Tue October 27, 2009
(SeattlePI) Amusing Geologists wade into wine criticism, declare wine buffs' insistence that "terroir" affects taste is an utter bunch of swill. Or merlot -- they're the same thing  (seattlepi.com) (78)
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Toyota to release solar charger for electric cars. Next up: wind powered de-smugifier  (physorg.com) (109)
(Discover) Cool Got a $16 billion dollar budget, suffering jaundiced government scrutiny, and having a hard time launching your new rocket? Yeah, there's an app for that  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (37)
(The Inquirer) Ironic China accuses Google of censorship  (theinquirer.net) (40)
(Some Yang) Interesting Scientists working hard to soften the effects of priapism  (blog.taragana.com) (44)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Unlikely If you want your daughter to succeed, name her Steve  (theage.com.au) (87)
(Network World) Interesting You know how annoying it is when your girlfriend or wife kicks your ass at Trivial Pursuit? This is that times the Internet  (networkworld.com) (185)
(SpaceVidCast) Spiffy Live HD coverage of the first launch of NASA's Constellation program - launch window: 8am-12pm ET  (spacevidcast.com) (159)
(The Register) Interesting I poke dead people  (theregister.co.uk) (14)
(Some Guy) Interesting Video footage of a real laboratory mouse playing Quake  (hplusmagazine.com) (39)
(LA Times) Interesting Son of a biatch(ZAP) F#*k(ZAP) Prick(ZAP) whore(ZAP) C@cksucker(ZAP)  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (46)
(My Fox Dallas) Obvious Anthropologists determine modern man and Neanderthals had "sex across the species barrier." This did not end well  (myfoxdfw.com) (321)
(UPI) Interesting Gene makes flies more alcohol tolerant, still can't stop them from drunk dialing their ex at 4 AM  (upi.com) (11)

Mon October 26, 2009
(NPR) Cool NASA is overcompensating for their shortcomings, if you get my drift  (npr.org) (193)
(CNN) Sad RIP GeoCities  (cnn.com) (374)
(BBC) Interesting Engineers at the LHC have successfully injected particle beams into two sections the vast, circular machine. Guess someone's asleep at the wheel in 2025  (news.bbc.co.uk) (105)
(CNN) Spiffy Oncologist responds politely and rationally to Suzanne Somers' crusade against mainstream cancer treatment when she really deserves nothing more than jeering laughter  (cnn.com) (138)
(Discover) Interesting Meteorite impact and crater in Latvia was a fake. Can you dig it? They did. [with vid and pix]  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Florida Tampa Bay area expected to be underwater by 2100 (w/ maps). Future Fark's Florida tag demands someone do something  (blogs.creativeloafing.com) (60)
(NASA) Strange Mars used to be so hot. Then she started doing blow, got this tramp stamp, and now she's the trashiest planet in the solar system  (nasa.gov) (34)
(Discover) Hero Smallpox has been gone for 32 years today. Tag is for the scientists who made it happen  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (141)
(Some non-Audiophile) Amusing The best customer reviews you've seen since you checked out that wolf T-Shirt at Amazon  (parts-express.com) (424)
(News.com.au) Interesting Shrimp could be the basis for a super high-quality DVD player, taste really good with some horseradish cocktail sauce  (theaustralian.news.com.au) (33)
(Some Guy) Silly XKCD's deliciously craptacular tribute to Geocities  (xkcd.com) (216)
(MDN) Weird Killifish .... IN .... SPAAAAAAACE  (mdn.mainichi.jp) (21)

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