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Sun June 21, 2009
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(Kotaku) Spiffy "My vee-jay-jay would look like a honeybaked ham"  (kotaku.com) (104)
(AP) Obvious Dairy farmers change cows' diet to curb, uh, emissions  (app.com) (18)
(Examiner) Obvious "The NASA moon bombing, a component of the LCROSS mission, violates space law and may also trigger conflict with known extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon"  (examiner.com) (278)
(G4TV) Cool Mortal Kombat 9 to be the most violent of the franchise to date. On other news, Mortal Kombat is still around  (g4tv.com) (79)
(Popular Science) Scary A missile shield system has been deployed to Hawaii to counter threats from North Korea. By the way, it hasn't been tested in real-world conditions, and tests using simulated targets have given very mixed results  (popsci.com) (112)
(Space) Cool You too can find satellites with the unaided eye. It's not a streetlight, it's space junk  (space.com) (37)
(Science Daily) Interesting Plants engage in self-recognition and can communicate. Chew on that, vegans  (sciencedaily.com) (84)
(MSNBC) Sad End of the Universe delayed till October  (msnbc.msn.com) (27)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Herschel Space Observatory sends back its first test pictures; astronomers all verklempt  (physorg.com) (14)
(Kotaku) Cool Coolest SNES related hack you've seen in 10+ years  (kotaku.com) (31)
(Boston Channel) Spiffy Amusing photo of Einstein sells for $74,000 at auction  (thebostonchannel.com) (15)
(Fox News) Scary Man killed by driverless computerized vehicle. Skynet approves  (foxnews.com) (21)
(NASA) Cool The most awesome sunrise over the Parthenon you'll see today  (apod.nasa.gov) (53)
(TechEBlog) Weird Creative alarm clock designs that think outside the box  (techeblog.com) (5)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Remember Lynx? It's making a comeback  (physorg.com) (41)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Buzz Aldrin urges for a manned mission to Mars. Despite people's snickers, he isn't nuts  (physorg.com) (60)
(Engadget) Cool Steve Fatone's gaming rig is better than yours. Where the hell is the awesome tag?  (engadgethd.com) (27)

Sat June 20, 2009
(CNN) Interesting Supersonic travel without the sonic boom? It's more likely than you think  (cnn.com) (39)
(YouTube) Video I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a video of a robot beating the hell out of a washing machine  (youtube.com) (52)
(CNN) Interesting iPhone iLaunch has iDevelopers seeing iGold  (cnn.com) (31)
(Science News) Interesting The downside of red hot chili peppers is that they are less drought tolerant, more vulnerable to ant attacks, and every fourth song is about California  T-Shirt  (sciencenews.org) (27)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool A single cell organism that looks like Stewie Griffin could save us all  (physorg.com) (36)
(New Scientist) Interesting American couple to have world's first weightless wedding, after man completely misunderstands "to boldly go where no man has gone before"  (newscientist.com) (9)
(Engadget) Interesting Activision just might have Sony by the Diablonads  (engadget.com) (61)
(How Stuff Works) Interesting Top 10 space conspiracy theories. I want to believe  (science.howstuffworks.com) (56)
(UPI) Interesting Beetle juice proves to be a powerful antifreeze, just don't say it three times  (upi.com) (11)
(Wired) Interesting Old people may be immune to swine flu. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use  (wired.com) (17)
(BBC) Interesting Secrets of ant sleep revealed. Still no cure for cancer  (news.bbc.co.uk) (12)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Steve Jobs got an iLiver  T-Shirt  (online.wsj.com) (119)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Nokia creates phone that recharges from wasted radio waves. Unknown if broadcasts from Rush Limbaugh Show will cause it to overheat and explode  (ca.tech.yahoo.com) (46)
(USA Today) Interesting "Partial walrus estimate alarms conservationists." Perhaps they should start counting whole walruses  T-Shirt  (usatoday.com) (22)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Microsoft offers a new promotional deal, 35% off your purchase of a new iPhone. Wait, what?  (gizmodo.com) (20)

Fri June 19, 2009
(ABC2News Baltimore) PSA If you're one of millions who own a 2007 Ford product, you can add your tire valve stems to the dry wall, baby bottles, dog food, and lead-painted toys that the Chinese are trying to kill you with  (abc2news.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Cool Ever hear of a Salmon Shark? Yeah, me neither but here's a picture of one that weighs 600 pounds  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (39)
(SFGate) Cool New iPhone said to be "totally 100 percent perfect," satisfying just about all skeptical critics - save one. Unless it can divide by zero, subby unimpressed  (sfgate.com) (143)
(The Industry Standard) Interesting FCC targets exclusive handset deals, AT&T shrugs  (thestandard.com) (24)
(C|Net) Spiffy "We have successfully synthesized and characterized, for the first time, a white-light-emitting single molecule dyad, consisting of two noninteracting chromophores showing excited-state intramolecular proton transfer"  (news.cnet.com) (76)
(Variety) Spiffy Fox releases a "freakin sweet family guy app" for the iPhone  (variety.com) (28)
(Wikipedia) Scary How do you just lose an H-bomb?  (en.wikipedia.org) (63)
(Cracked) Sick Six valuable and disgusting ways they're using human waste  (cracked.com) (49)
(TechEBlog) Weird Modder uses hollowed out log to build computer  (techeblog.com) (56)
(UPI) PSA Spin the wheel of media fearmongering. Next up: Lightning will come through video games and kill you  (upi.com) (42)
(Wired) Dumbass Think hacking pays? Sorry nerds, you may end up like this guy: "...broke and unemployed, his career in shambles, while awaiting sentencing for a piece of software he crafted for his friend."  (wired.com) (67)
(Wired) Spiffy The coolest image of a simulated sunspot drawn by a 76 teraflop computer you'll see in the next 8 light minutes  (wired.com) (68)

Thu June 18, 2009
(Daily Mail) Interesting Searchers discover entire galley from Flight 447 floating in the Atlantic, with pre-cooked meals still in their drawers, ready to serve. W/photo interestingness  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)
(Flickr) Cool The best picture of a lightning bolt you will see this week  (flickr.com) (43)
(YouTube) Amusing The science behind how catnip gets cats high. If that sounds boring, there are lots of cats getting high in the video  (youtube.com) (67)
(Utne) Cool For only $200,000 you could own some of the first porn ever viewed on the moon  (utne.com) (17)
(Science Daily) Interesting Bird-like dinosaur provides insights to evolution of giving the finger  (sciencedaily.com) (66)
(Wall Street Journal) Cool Good news: new biofuel mixture is actually better than oil-based jet fuels. Bad news: we might lose Germany  (blogs.wsj.com) (141)
(Calgary Herald) Interesting Canadian police want to monitor their citizens as they surf the Internet for hockey scores and how-to guides on building an igloo  (calgaryherald.com) (35)
(Yahoo) Amusing Coming soon to a Wii near you Lazy: The Game  (videogames.yahoo.com) (85)
(Fox News) Interesting Mexican Salamander may help amputees re-grow body parts. Dr. Curt Connors investigates  (foxnews.com) (41)
(Slate) Silly The geek allure of of "unboxing" new electronic gadgets. Good thing they like to take lots of pictures, 'cause these are the only boxes these nerds are ever likely to see  (slate.com) (57)
(New Scientist) Interesting A cure for dementia? We need that like we need a hole in the head  (newscientist.com) (26)
(NPR) Obvious Why doesn't Iran just shut off the internet? Well, that could be easier said then done  (npr.org) (111)
(TechEBlog) Cool For some kids, science fair means building a potato battery or an amateur circuit board. For these kids, it meant building a remote-controlled, flame throwing robot  (techeblog.com) (22)
(Some Power Site) Scary It appears the future smart power girds will not be so smart, hackers may be able to turn off your po.w...e  (energypulse.net) (23)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Scientists have a better understanding of how planets form. Its gravity, you fool. GRAVITY. GRAVITY  (physorg.com) (27)
(Wired) Interesting Artist writes story that will take 1,000 years to read. tl;dr  (wired.com) (146)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Cooked carrots are better for you. Thats whats up, Doc  (physorg.com) (24)
(Wired) Interesting Do you have the right stuff to be a NASA Pillownaut? Includes $160 per day and free catheter  (wired.com) (25)
(Washington Post) Sad Edith "Jackie" Ronne, first U.S. woman to set foot on Antarctica, is put on ice for the last time  (washingtonpost.com) (12)
(Some guy egging on the rioters) Unlikely In today's Yeah-good-luck-with-that file, Iran's mullahs threaten to sue Facebook, Twitter and other tech sites for trying to do to them what they did in 1979  (inquisitr.com) (21)
(C|Net) Interesting Billboards from Singapore to detect sex of person viewing them. When a transgender looks at it the billboard will be just as confused  (news.cnet.com) (14)
(Boston Globe) Ironic Drug factory shut down by virus  (boston.com) (23)
(LA Times) Interesting How MySpace managed to fark the pooch while Facebook is going strong  (latimes.com) (110)

Wed June 17, 2009
(MSNBC) Cool 9/11 Hero dog gets 5 clones. 9/11 Hero dog gets 5 clones. 9/11 Hero dog gets 5 clones. 9/11 Hero dog gets 5 clones. 9/11 Hero dog gets 5 clones. That noise you hear is Rudy Giuliani squealing with joy  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (64)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Scientists are shocked, SHOCKED to discover lightning on Mars  (physorg.com) (19)
(MSNBC) Interesting Apple releases 45 patches for iPhone, iPod, Steve Jobs  (msnbc.msn.com) (57)
(BBC) Interesting Reintroduction of dingoes could help sixteen rare species, would only be detrimental to three. Your feral dog wants baby  (news.bbc.co.uk) (14)
(Discovery) Cool Scientists discuss "sonic" black hole that sucks in all sound, are surprised no one seems to have heard of it before  T-Shirt  (dsc.discovery.com) (69)
(PCWorld) Amusing At first, Palm was like "We gots iTunes syncing" and Apple was all "Oh no you di'int" and Palm was like "What're ya gonna do, biatch?"  (pcworld.com) (65)
(Some Guy) Cool Stunning pre-dawn planetary line up over the next few days. Too early for Uranus  (universetoday.com) (15)
(don hodges) Interesting From the "you know you need to leave the basement when... " files: How to hack your way past level 22 in Donkey Kong  (donhodges.com) (17)
(Network World) Fail Sun's plans for 16-core Rock processor? Kerplunk  (networkworld.com) (22)
(Discovery) Cool Scientists discover dinosaur that looked and acted like a parrot, say it appears to have shown some level of symbiosis with the Western Piratesaur  T-Shirt  (dsc.discovery.com) (33)
(Discovery) Interesting Scientists discover a non-human animal that shows signs of primitive culture. Subby welcomes our new tiny little fish overlords  (dsc.discovery.com) (61)
(Wired) Spiffy Claiming to be a hard-core gamer because you play a lot of Warcraft is like claiming to be a criminal mastermind because you can't stop shoplifting nicotine patches  (wired.com) (191)
(Wired) Hero The IT Front in Iran  (wired.com) (84)
(Wall Street Journal) Amusing GPS Satellite Glitches causeing problems for everything from military missile launches, "smart" bombs, aircraft, ships and automated bank-teller machines  (online.wsj.com) (27)
(I Heart Chaos) Obvious The 10 most annoying types of video game enemies. Bats? Oh yes, there will be bats  (iheartchaos.com) (251)
(TechEBlog) Cool Student builds bolt-action, portable coil gun in woodshop  (techeblog.com) (43)
(SFGate) Cool Opera 10 lets browser be used as server. Developers calling it "Web 5.0"  (sfgate.com) (72)
(News.com.au) Scary Brazilian scientists identify new strain of ManBirdPig Flu. At least it's reassuring to know they've got a large number of scientists working on the problem  (news.com.au) (15)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Teen who killed mother after she took the Xbox away gets 23 years. Will be out in time for Halo 50  (news.yahoo.com) (72)
(Discover) Cool In a galaxy far, far away... scientists may have discovered a planet six times the size of Jupiter  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (55)

Tue June 16, 2009
(Internet Traffic Report) Sad Traffic? Zero. Packet loss? 100% See traffic on one of Tehran's 2 main routers for the past 24 hours  (internettrafficreport.com) (45)
(Some Storm Guy) Scary Farker follows crazy Vortex 2 probe team into a OMFG cloud  (bigstormpicture.blogspot.com) (20)
(CNN) Cool Wind farms in Manhattan? Must be high  (cnn.com) (25)
(Slashdot) Cool NASA: "We're going to blow up the moon." "And we'll be blowing it up during a full moon so we make sure we get all of it"  (science.slashdot.org) (64)
(Telegraph) Interesting Homosexual behaviour "widespread" in animals, particularly those found at Minneapolis airport  (telegraph.co.uk) (58)
(Boing Boing) Stupid Germany, the country that gave us what is probably the single most disgusting form of pornography ever, is now going to censor the Internet to protect children  (boingboing.net) (68)
(CNN) Interesting Cell phones help fight disease. Apparently by "thinning the herd"  (cnn.com) (11)
(Canoe) Interesting Old and busted: Hot lesbian couples. New hotness: Hot lesbian couples impregnating each other with sperm derived from their own stem cells. Fap  (cnews.canoe.ca) (130)
(Scientific American) Spiffy Turns out that with practice, dogs can talk, just not very well. Wonder what they'll say they want  (scientificamerican.com) (53)
(New Scientist) Silly Just so we're absolutely clear here: you can be either a physicist or a rapper, but you should never try to be both  (newscientist.com) (28)
(Cracked) Scary Six of the biggest Dick Moves in the history of science  (cracked.com) (79)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting US concludes that North Korea's May 25th nuclear test yielded just "a few kilotons," meaning it wasn't Hiroshima but was more than a bean fart explosion in Mexican restaurant  (breitbart.com) (39)
(Gizmodo) Interesting Eviiil scientist has device that can destroy the earth, wants a million dollars  (gizmodo.com) (64)
(YouTube) Cool H2's no more, here comes the H20 car  (youtube.com) (64)
(USA Today) Spiffy Famous fossils go on display in Times Square. It's nice to see that Donald Trump has found work  (blogs.usatoday.com) (13)

Mon June 15, 2009
(Wired) Cool The coolest artist's rendering of a gamma-ray burst you'll see today  (wired.com) (53)
(Examiner) Cool Cuban economy is opening up --to crime  (examiner.com) (15)
(Crain's New York) Obvious How Rupert Murdoch transformed MySpace from influential social networking site into has-been site for losers, "the digital equivalent of a booty call"  (crainsnewyork.com) (64)
(UPI) Spiffy Breastfeeding may boost grades, depending on the size of her tutors  (upi.com) (53)
(Telegraph) Strange Crops under stress and could possibly fail due to cold weather...which is in turn due to...global warming. Sky is wet, water is blue  (telegraph.co.uk) (52)
(New Scientist) Interesting Scientists revive organism frozen under the arctic ice for 120,000 years. R.J Macready would just like you all to know that this is a really bad idea  (newscientist.com) (168)
(Reuters) Interesting Orthodox Jews launch "kosher" search engine  (reuters.com) (70)
(NYPost) Obvious An icy fist of fear has closed its crushing grip around the heart of Google. And his name is Bing  (nypost.com) (127)
(AZCentral) Sad Forty years after NASA filmed the fake moon landing, Americans no longer care about fake moon exploration  (azcentral.com) (304)
(Canoe) Strange Scientists baffled by weakened and malnourished sea lions, missing bukkets  (cnews.canoe.ca) (17)
(WTOP) Interesting Glacier obviously didn't get memo, remains unchanged despite climate change  (wtop.com) (133)

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