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Sun June 07, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WorldNetDaily) Obvious Google honors Tetris with their frontpage graphic on D-Day. WND flips its farking lid. WHARRGOOGLE  (worldnetdaily.com) (354)
(Telegraph) Cool Do you remember this 2008 Ohio State study? I don't. Research shows marijuana can improve your memory  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)
(Inside SoCal) Stupid Pastor to tweet sermon, "The Theology Of Twitter"; Where's your Followers now?  (insidesocal.com) (14)
(I Heart Chaos) Cool If you dug a hole through the Earth, where would you end up?  (iheartchaos.com) (82)
(Internet News) Interesting The feds want 10,000 cyber security experts, maniacs  (internetnews.com) (18)
(American Psych. Assoc) Interesting Sorry, Khan: vengeance is a dish best served horseradish-crusted in a port wine reduction. Here comes the science appetizer  (apa.org) (43)
(Scientific American) Spiffy Scientists and beer company create a beer from a 9,000-year old beer recipe, which was planted by God to test our faith. Our cold, delicious, tasty faith  (scientificamerican.com) (128)
(YouTube) Amusing Michael Arrington acts like a douche on Leo Laporte's video show, promptly gets told. Oh snap (contains profanity)  (youtube.com) (86)
(Scientific American) PSA You know the rule that you must drink 8 glasses of water a day? Yeah, not so true  (scientificamerican.com) (78)
(Slashdot) Asinine Type 'sex' into Microsoft's new search engine and an error message is returned that says, "the search sex may return sexually explicit content. To get results, change your search terms."  (slashdot.org) (55)
(Labspaces.net) Interesting Not only does eating fatty foods make you fat, but eating fatty foods makes you hungrier, too  (labspaces.net) (27)

Sat June 06, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool That's either the ISS or a TIE fighter next to that small moon . . . ISS photo taken from the ground, during DAYtime, without a telescope  (spaceweather.com) (61)
(I-Mockery) Cool I-Mockery's coverage of E3 2009 with extensive photo gallery  (i-mockery.com) (35)
(The Earth Times) Cool Pirate Party, which campaigns against copyright laws and for file-sharing, set to win at least one of Sweden's 18 seats in the European Parliament  (earthtimes.org) (174)
(NPR) Obvious Larger populations triggered learning in the stone age, say scientists who obviously have never played Sid Meier's' Civilization  (npr.org) (172)
(UPI) Interesting Future generations of humans living in space are likely to be fat, short, ugly, bloated and bald. In other words, your average American tourist  (upi.com) (54)
(Discover) Cool Coolest HD video of the lunar surface taken by a Japanese probe doomed to impact next week that you'll see... well for at least until next week  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Amusing After failed courtship, zoo helps rare birds breed, presumably with the help of Barry White albums  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (10)
(National Geographic) Interesting Neutrinos as large as galaxies stretch quantum mechanics to describe the very, very small on the largest scales in the Universe  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (87)

Fri June 05, 2009
(G4TV) Obvious Billy Mitchell Stil A Douche, Sends Smarmy Tweet After Steve Wiebe Fails To Break Donkey Kong Record  (g4tv.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Interesting Boys with 'Warrior Gene' more likely to join gangs, come out to plaaaaaa-yyyyyyyy  (news.yahoo.com) (180)
(City Pages) Fail Norm Coleman: "We've got to get competitive on the ethernet." No wonder Franken won  (blogs.citypages.com) (160)
(Daily Mail) Cool Stem-cell contact lenses restore sight to the blind; farkers spring into action on stem-cell bra development  (dailymail.co.uk) (24)
(New Scientist) Fail Tim Berners-Lee: "I no longer understand the web"  (newscientist.com) (66)
(CNN) Amusing Tata to offer their $2300 car in the US. No crash safety rating? Check. Blistering speed of 54mph? Check. Fugly? Check  (money.cnn.com) (142)
(Some Guy) Followup The Montauk Monster Mystery has finally been solved: it was a raccoon Viking funeral gone wrong  (nowpublic.com) (32)
(BBC) Interesting Here's a tip for all of you gardeners: If you want to keep those pesky elephants out of your garden, install a beehive  (news.bbc.co.uk) (19)
(Independent) Sad You know that saying "there are plenty more fish in the sea"? About that  (independent.co.uk) (122)
(Some Guy) Obvious I hope you like your current game system, because you're going to be using it for a long, long time  (gamesindustry.biz) (213)
(TechEBlog) Cool Three high-tech weapons that don't look the part  (techeblog.com) (82)
(Reuters) Interesting Archeologists in Peru have made an unusually large discovery of nearly three dozen people sacrificed to keep "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" from being made for 600 years  (reuters.com) (17)
(FHM) Spiffy The supercar that puts all other super cars to shame  (fhm.com) (94)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting How big is online video, really? Well, if you take out all the cute household pets and people getting hit in the balls, not very  (businessweek.com) (43)
(NJ.com) Weird 95 percent of New Jersey bat population may have died over winter. Those that survived have split into two groups and are gathering in Las Vegas and Boulder  T-Shirt  (nj.com) (56)
(UPI) Interesting Study says Parkinson's disease linked to pesticides, others say the evidence is shaky  T-Shirt  (upi.com) (21)

Thu June 04, 2009
(BBC) Interesting Scientists discover that tickling apes can teach us a lot about human evolution. Next up, learning about genetics by spanking the monkey  (news.bbc.co.uk) (49)
(Computerworld) Spiffy Unix turns 40. Wasn't there a Steve Carrell movie about that?  (computerworld.com) (110)
(About.com) Sad David Eddings is dead. Mara once again inconsolable. In related news, position of Guardian of the Orb of Aldur just opened up  (scifi.about.com) (190)
(Fashionista) Cool Antioxidants in human sperm reduce facial wrinkles. Here comes the science, it's coming, oh yes get ready it's coming  T-Shirt  (fashionista.com) (171)
(BBC) Interesting Scientists reveal the origins of the Antarctic ice. I don't want to spoil the ending for you, but if you guessed it involved water and low temperatures then you're pretty close  (news.bbc.co.uk) (39)
(Yahoo) Unlikely How AOL, er, Google, er, MySpace, um, Facebook,...ummm...I mean, how Twitter will change the way we live  (news.yahoo.com) (49)
(Slashdot) Stupid Google labs releases revolutionary product to give you completely irrelevant search results but now in table form  (tech.slashdot.org) (30)
(SFGate) Obvious Federal judge rules that telecoms are immune to citizen lawsuits for aiding and abetting wiretaps done by Federal agencies at the behest of the Federal government. Ta-da  (sfgate.com) (219)
(Cracked) Cool Seven ridiculously over the top modifications to deadly weapons. "You can never have too much shotgun."  (cracked.com) (97)
(Economist) Obvious Social Games make nice people, Violent games make violent people. Or is that nice people play social games, violent people play violent games?  (economist.com) (56)
(BBC) Obvious Nintendo is "unmoved" by Sony's and Microsoft's new controllers. CEO: "What good's a fancy controller if you have a tiny library of crappy games? Oh, wait."  (news.bbc.co.uk) (282)
(Yahoo) Cool New surgery attacks obesity at the point of origin  (news.yahoo.com) (58)
(New York Daily News) Cool ALL HAIL BACON  (nydailynews.com) (42)

Wed June 03, 2009
(Yahoo) Interesting Submarine sets record for deepest dive, finds no evidence of mega shark, giant octopus  (news.yahoo.com) (62)
(Tech Radar) Interesting Nine examples of scary Terminator technology that already exists, including Skynet, now known as Google  (techradar.com) (42)
(eWeek) Spiffy With "XL", Youtube moves from computer to living room. Which is good, because my XL ass was getting tired of moving from the living room to the computer  (eweek.com) (20)
(New Scientist) Obvious Cats just don't understand string theory. This shocking piece of research brought to you by the authors of the bestselling "Why you shouldn't bother trying to teach your dog Quantum Chromodynamics"  (newscientist.com) (53)
(ABC News) Interesting Teen loses complete memory of her entire life up until the present, although she's still able to form new memories. Parents trying to hook her up with some guy named Leonard  (abcnews.go.com) (142)
(The Register) Followup If you're making iPhone apps, don't even think about linking to anything that links to a Hitler parody video, because they hate that  (theregister.co.uk) (32)
(Some IT-student) Plug Alts, your thoughts, good, bad or indifferent? This survey is for a Farkette's research project  (survey.ath0.com) (1030)
(National Geographic) Interesting Before the Joker, there was the Phoenicians  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (26)
(confused guy) Strange . - - -/≡≡/ =~~~ ? - - - -/:::/ +☺= ▒ ??  (scienceblogs.com) (227)
(USA Today) Interesting Microsoft unveils hands-free gaming. Porn industry spokesman: "This is the realization of a long-held dream of ours. It is a new day in porn"  (usatoday.com) (128)
(The Register) Interesting American scientists create super flies which require almost no sleep, at least until they finally get out of the cocaine business  (theregister.co.uk) (24)
(PCWorld) Obvious Twitter is destined to become a worthless spam dumping site  (pcworld.com) (75)

Tue June 02, 2009
(Yahoo) Amusing Today's story to make you feel really old: Tetris turns 25  (tech.yahoo.com) (98)
(The Consumerist) Weird Woman who was sprayed with moth pesticide can't get list of chemicals due to them being a trade secret. I was told there would be no moth  (consumerist.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Amusing Steve Jobs unveils the new official Apple shirts at WWDC  (amazon.com) (37)
(New Scientist) Interesting Eight scripts which we still cannot read. Surprisingly, "your Doctor's handwriting" is nowhere to be seen  (newscientist.com) (49)
(The Register) Scary DARPA designing self-replicating robots that can participate in their own construction, find Sarah Connor  (theregister.co.uk) (44)
(Fox News) Unlikely NASA confirms that it was a streetlight  (foxnews.com) (157)
(Kotaku) Obvious Nintendo announces Vitality pulse sensor. Up next, Microsoft rectal probe  (kotaku.com) (90)
(Komo) Interesting Microsoft to release Windows 7 on October 22nd. What could possibly go  (komonews.com) (150)
(Newsweek) Obvious Newsweek: American obesity jumps in last year. But not very high  T-Shirt  (blog.newsweek.com) (85)
(Joystiq) Obvious Sony unveils motion controller. Its a hybrid of Project Natal from Microsoft and the Wiimote from Nintendo. Has a glowing orb on top that changes color, protects your virginity  (joystiq.com) (88)
(Some Guy) Interesting Summaries of the latest TED talks, so you can actually learn something while wasting your day online  (therumpus.net) (20)
(Reuters) Obvious XY greater than XX = false  (reuters.com) (107)
(YouTube) Spiffy First trailer for The Beatles video game. For the first level, you play as Stuart Sutcliffe and have to fight a giant blood clot  (youtube.com) (106)
(Telegraph) Unlikely Sharks can be "cuddled like Dolphins", according to Dr Stumpy McStumperson from the institute of really bad ideas  T-Shirt  (telegraph.co.uk) (75)
(Fox News) Interesting Microsoft's New Search Engine Puts Porn in Motion. Bada-Bing  (foxnews.com) (103)
(Wired) Interesting Builders construct $10,000, fully functional R2-D2. Nerds  (wired.com) (61)
(Gawker) Dumbass If you're jogging to work and tweeting on your BlackBerry, try to look up every now and then to check for low-hanging branches  (gawker.com) (78)
(Wired) Cool Earth gets billion-year life extension. Phew  (wired.com) (54)
(BBC) Cool 17,500 years before Pottery Barn there was: Pottery Cave  (news.bbc.co.uk) (19)
(Salon) Obvious How do you locate lost penguins? Follow their poop from space  (salon.com) (32)

Mon June 01, 2009
(Live Science) Obvious With a missing plane somewhere in the Atlantic, now is the perfect time for a "flying is safer" article  (livescience.com) (33)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Followup Brian Singer to ruin X-Men Origins: Magneto  (aintitcool.com) (137)
(BBC) Cool Good: New genetically modified tomato is healthier for you and could help you live longer. Bad: It's a purple-black Lovecraftian horror spawned of equal parts darkness and hate. And some Miracle Grow  (news.bbc.co.uk) (156)
(Some Guy) Stupid New HDMI 1.4 spec coming out soon with 5 different types of cables. This is why we can't have nice things  (tech.blorge.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Doctors ask WHO to condemn homeopathy as the fakery it is, on news that some are actually promoting it to treat "HIV, TB, malaria, influenza and infant diarrhea"  (derrenbrownart.com) (116)
(Some Girl) Obvious In this quarter's Annals of Obvious Research, Harvard found drunk teenagers are having more sex than their sober peers  (trueslant.com) (30)
(Washington Post) Interesting Habitable Planets over 4 light years away, Digable Planets already 15 years ago  (washingtonpost.com) (68)
(Bloomberg) Weird "Japanese researcher Yasuhiro Tsukamoto's flock of 500 ostriches are being enlisted into the global fight against swine flu"  (bloomberg.com) (17)
(TechEBlog) Cool Four incredibly fast homemade go-karts you wouldn't want to race  (techeblog.com) (16)
(Yahoo) Interesting Public asked to help monitor life on earth. Well, lets see - I see a mushroom in that corner by the sump pump, there's one of those creepy centipede things on the ceiling. Let me ask my mom what they're called  (tech.yahoo.com) (12)
(IGN) Followup Ryan Reynolds is serious about making a faithful adaptation of the Deadpool movie. How serious? "I will husk-fark a herd of cattle to bring Wade Wilson to life as the real deal."  (movies.ign.com) (74)
(Yahoo) Scary U.S. military unleashes most terrifying weapons yet on the Taliban: Facebook and Twitter  (news.yahoo.com) (35)
(News.com.au) Scary Forget global warming, swine flu and war: the world's oceans are TURNING INTO ACID  (news.com.au) (677)
(Some Gut-wrenched TFette) Sappy Ugly-ass baby panda born at Bangkok zoo. Complete with Awwww-inspiring pics  (chinadaily.com.cn) (30)
(Cracked) Scary 8 terrifying instruments old-time doctors used on your junk  (cracked.com) (59)
(BBC) Cool Drinking prevents you from developing gallstones. Ah beer - is there ANYTHING it can't do?  (news.bbc.co.uk) (25)

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