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Sun April 05, 2009
(BBC) Scary A centuries-old ice bridge holding back ice shelf 'the size of Jamaica' snapped in Antarctica last night - but you'd be a pinko atheist lieberal to suggest it was due to anything other than the warmth of God's love (641)
(The News & Observer (NC)) Spiffy NC State Undergrads develop TB test for that diagnoses instantly, can be read by laypersons, costs less than $1, could have applications for HIV and malaria. Still no cure for drug companies (64)
(New Scientist) Interesting Quantum mathematics could refine web searches: "Often great discoveries are made when techniques from one discipline are tried in another" (34)
(Telegraph) Cool Trees growing faster due to global warming, could fight global warming. Suck it, global warming zealots (138)
(Kotaku) Interesting The Mortal Kombat team wants to FINISH THINGS with Midway (22)
(TechEBlog) Cool Wwwaaaaattttttttteeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr (49)
(C|Net) Strange Facebook implementing feature where users pay to give "credits" to their friends so they can finally feel good about their pathetic, boring lives (22)
(C|Net) Stupid Will Wright says most people are extremely narcissistic and therefore, they really enjoy video games like Second Life where they can feed their ego and have it be all about their precious little snowflake of a life (36)
(DivineCaroline) Interesting Seven Evolutionary Leftovers in the Human Body (220)

Sat April 04, 2009
(Popular Mechanics) Obvious Popular Mechanics tests the Slap Chop: More trouble-free than slapping hookers around but beer bottles are better kitchen tools (80)
(Telegraph) Interesting How astrophysics could save heart patients (16)
(Discover) Cool My God It's full of galaxies (70)
(New Scientist) Interesting Milky Way may be enveloped in a dark matter "pancake" so dense it hides the rabbit it's on the head of (63)
(Some Guy) Unlikely "We residents of the USA sometimes have a bit of an inferiority complex when we compare our citizenry to those of other nations of the world - we look like such a collection of idiots next to places like Iceland and Germany and Canada" (110)
(Science Daily) Spiffy Scientists developing unbreakable glass. The product will revolutionize the restaurant industry and save potentially thousands of asses from embarassing and debilitating Xerox machine injuries (48)
(Yahoo) Interesting The use of microblogging sites has nearly doubled in the past six months, as 11 percent of Internet users express themselves in 140 characte  T-Shirt (68)
(C|Net) Obvious Is it time to hit F5 on the whole Web 2.0 thing? (29)

Fri April 03, 2009
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting Suburbs using Twitter to alert residents about snow emergencies, recycling information, when the mayor poops (64)
(Some Guy) Obvious AT&T just "upgraded" the terms of its mobile data plans to prohibit users from using their "unlimited" data plans for just about everything, including youtube, Hulu, Boxee, Orb (92)
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Dumbass What better way to cheat Vegas than to be a dead man cheating Vegas (13)
(Charlotte) Interesting Grad student does his part to fight global warming by building a wooden 700 horsepower car. Sweet ride (with pics), but, dude, you're doing it wrong (58)
(Des Moines Register) Cool University of Iowa has created a birth control pill for men. The pill will basically cause sperm to move slowly and wander aimlessly, making them incapable of penetrating the egg. So, it's like alcohol for your semen  T-Shirt (48)
(AOL) Scary Aquarium officials baffled at disappearing fish, devastated coral in one of their tanks, decide to dismantle entire display and find... OMFG, GET AWAY, GET AWAY (181)
(Fox Business) Interesting Twittle? (55)
(OhGizmo) Spiffy As it turns out, the Tauntaun kids' sleeping bag is no longer an April Fool's joke (71)
(Tech Watch) Interesting Next gen iPhone could call police if stolen, find Sarah Conner (27)
(TechnologyReview) Obvious Exceeding light speed inevitably results in a warp core breach (137)
(BBC) Spiffy Male contraceptive gets one step closer to reality as scientists discover a gene linked to infertility may provide a clue. A totally big raging clue, that's pointing over there now (56)
(Joystiq) Stupid Québec fait de la loi afin que tous les jeux vidéo ont publié dans la langue française option (108)
(Quad City Times) Stupid New cell phones don't have numeric keypads because manufacturers expect everyone to text and not, you know, make actual phone calls (84)
(BBC) Scary Go on the Grapefruit Diet to lose weight if you want, but don't come crawling to us when doctors have to amputate your legs (48)

Thu April 02, 2009
(BBC) Weird British scientists invent Adam, the "robo-scientist" that performs hundreds of repetitive scientific experiments, makes its own scientific discoveries, and whines about being unable to get dates (26)
(BBC) Obvious In latest proof that global warming continues not to happen, scientists say Arctic could be entirely ice-free by 2013 (291)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Study confirms that marijuana is so bad for you, it actually helps aid the destruction of brain cancer cells. Wait...what? (89)
(Telegraph) Silly New video game lets you experience the thrill of running through the cobbled streets of Pamplona without leaving your basement. Seriously, no bull (22)
(Popular Science) Interesting Man cures antibiotic-resistant infections with medicine he bought the former Soviet Republic of Georgia for $2 a dose, but is illegal in the USA thanks to the FDA and big pharma (85)
(Daily Mail) Fail Angry villagers chase Google Streetview car away to stop them taking pictures of village. Result: Daily Mail article. With pictures of village (49)
(NPR) Cool How do ants know death? Science creates zombie ant to find out (69)
(NJ.com) Followup Streetlights spotted in skies over New Jersey turn out to be an elaborate hoax staged by a science teacher and a salesman (20)
(CBC) PSA New Bwunthwick Dentaw Sothiety ith wawning peopowe about the potentiaw withkth of wip, tongue ow cheek pierthing, whicth it thayth can damage teef and lead to theriouth infecthionth (96)
(Starwars.com) Cool Four words Star Wars geeks have waited 31 years to hear: DEATH STAR BEACH BALL (69)
(Some Virgin Gamer) Obvious 72 percent of men would choose video games over sex; which implies that gamers have sex (342)
(Daily Mail) Obvious At least 5,000 teenage girls each year are qualified to run Fark.com (40)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Doctor recommends that obese women stop taking the pill. After all, it's not like they really need it (368)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Nintendo to consumers: Used videogames aren't in your best interest. Consumers to Nintendo: LOLWUT (164)
(CNN) Interesting Jupiter's Great Red Spot is shrinking. Venus: "It shrinks?" Jupiter: "It's cold in space" Venus: "I don't know how you guys orbit with those things"  T-Shirt (53)
(C|Net) Cool Verizon Wireless promises 4G wireless for the entire country, providing high speed broadband access to rural America and even regions as far away as Alaska. I can hear you now (39)
(TechEBlog) Interesting How to turn flaslight into high-powered burning laser (59)
(LA Times) Spiffy Why the Internet loves bacon (52)
(Kotaku) Sad Game magazine outsells Time, Playboy & Sports Illustrated. Wait...What? (58)
(C|Net) Spiffy Google unveils awesome secret servers they kept quiet for over four years. "It was our Manhattan Project" (92)
(Daily Express) Sad "From the Moon to the bottom of Loch Ness, golf balls are humanity's signature litter" (41)

Wed April 01, 2009
(London Times) Obvious Second Life "has been virtually abandoned by 'normal' people and businesses" (78)
(Science Daily) Obvious Recent research finds cure for cancer. April fools They actually just discovered that fat babies are, in fact, fat (5)
(BBC) Asinine ISS cosmonauts complain U.S. astronauts won't let them use American toilets or exercise bikes (46)
(Some Guy) Cool AT&T starts selling $49.99 netbooks (71)
(Some Guy) Amusing Just when you thought BMW was so awesome and things couldn't get any better they do this (73)
(BBC) Interesting Equality takes a step closer as scientists discover that chicks can do basic arithmetic (24)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup The Conflicker worm: how to tell if your compu++++++NO CARRIER (146)
(Some Guy) Amusing Worst ever homemade Star Wars costumes (some NSFW images on sidebar) (84)
(Google) Interesting Catholic bishops warn people to stay away from Reiki, an alternative therapy. Instead, Catholics should stick with normal stuff like eating a guy's body and blood every week (284)
(New Scientist) Amusing Good news for hayfever suffers, relief is within your reach (16)
(Discovery) Spiffy Overstressed female coral become male. I guess men really do handle stress better (6)
(Guardian.com) Interesting While other newspapers are going under, The Guardian changes business model to adapt. Will now publish all stories via Twitter (11)
(Wired) Cool Scientists create blackest metal ever. Varg Vierkenes, Nathan Explosion look on approvingly (87)
(Google) Amusing Gmail introduces the new "autopilot" feature. Never write an email again (30)
(Some Guy) Cool Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana fuel (18)
(News.com.au) Amusing Google can now help you find your balls (16)
(Billings Gazette) Amusing Scientists study sage grouse mating behavior using rail-mounted "fembot" grouse, prove that guys will screw anything that moves (with pic of fembot grouse) (18)
(Some Guy) Interesting Children who live in houses with vinyl flooring more likely to develop autism than those children whose parents inflict vaccines on them (73)
(YouTube) Video Corporation breeds hybrid animals for cell phone technology (17)

Tue March 31, 2009
(Metro) Cool "Police are shining 'magic flashlights' into clubbers' faces to check for tiny traces of cocaine - and now employers and parents are being encouraged to follow suit" (70)
(TechEBlog) Cool If you can spend all your time gluing matchsticks, to make the city of Minas Tirith, you'll truly be an obsessive fan, my son (50)
(Reuters) Obvious Drug used to treat drug addiction also found to help kleptomaniacs. You submitted this with an identical headline, but I stole it (15)
(BBC) Asinine The State Department's science advisor says the Earth is overpopulated. All hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, and management consultants please report to the B-Ark (79)
(Yahoo) Interesting Facebook CFO Gideon Yu is: leaving the company  T-Shirt (36)
(BBC) Interesting Jesus Christ, it's a supersized lion. GET IN THE CAR (25)
(Wired) Amusing New OSX app boosts productivity by locking your e-mail, Facebook, and Twitter accounts for a specified period of time. Windows Vista goes one better by locking up your entire machine until you reinstall it (62)
(Canada.com) Cool Ever wish your car had rocket launchers, machine guns and was street legal? Finally, a solution for Bond and road rage enthusiasts everywhere (78)
(PCWorld) PSA Good news, everyone: Sony is cutting the price of PS2s by 25%. So now you can own an obsolete gaming system at a fraction of the price (196)
(Telegraph) Interesting Scientists identify the region of the brain which makes your decisions before you're even aware that they've been made, tentatively name it "The Wife's Lobe"  T-Shirt (16)
(Gizmodo) Obvious Skype releases revolutionary app allowing you to make phone calls with your iPhone (56)
(The Sun) Stupid Apparently Google Street View is a way to spy on your husband. No word on how a single image without a date can constitute spying. The Sun is there. Submitter saw them on Street View (57)
(Globe and Mail) Spiffy Some British schools working to unfeminize the primary school curiculum by adding more sumo wrestling (7)
(Some Guy) Misc A relatively simple shooting game-Sniper: Year One (43)
(Engadget) Cool Graphene chip could hit 1,000GHz, will anticipate users approaching servers with beer and deploy anti-splash guards (53)
(PhysOrg.com) Unlikely In a few weeks, a study will come out that shows that coffee is bad for you. But to hold you over, here is an article explaining why its good for you (18)
(CNN) Scary Conficker.c, the April Fool's worm, will destroy your computer, ruin your life, fark your girl, kill your dog, and foreclose on your house. Or something (428)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Combination razor and "personal massager". What could possibly go wrong with that idea? (18)
(Some Guy) Amusing Top 9 video game OCD moments you are guilty of. Swearing like a motherfarker after dying noticeably absent (194)
(Telegraph) Interesting Scientists capture rare venomous biting shrew on film, christen it "Submitter's mom" (17)
(CNN) Interesting Internet crime increased by 30% in 2008. Just post your credit card information in this thread to read all about it (35)
(The Register) Sad RIP MSN Encarta (60)
(Discover) Amusing Quite possibly the greatest Farker written poem in the history of the world (130)
(Some Guy) Interesting Pregnancy complications, much like pregnancy, could be prevented by more care taken with oral techniques (8)

Mon March 30, 2009
(CNN) Stupid Headline: Could the internet run out of space? Article: OMG we're almost out of IP addresses (97)
(MSNBC) Sad It's a good day for people that love bad news -- scientists finally find something that will definitively lower your risk for cancer. It's called "multiple sclerosis" (16)
(Discover) Weird Austrailia introduced cane toads to eat nuisance beetles. Now the poisonous toads are breeding out of control. The answer: toad-eating "meat ants" (43)
(MSNBC) Interesting She reminded me with science (51)
(Examiner) Obvious Study... of... snail... evolution... continues... to... proceed... slowly (31)
(New Scientist) Cool Bettie Page was ahead of her time: Spanking brings couples closer together (88)
(YouTube) Cool Let's a get a little closer to that trailer park over there. Thats no trailer park. It's the International Space Station (38)
(ScienceBlogs) Interesting Creationist claims we learn more about human behavior by studying dogs rather than chimpanzees, despite the fact that the methods used in canine research were pioneered by Anthropologists. Here comes the science (317)
(Telegraph) Obvious Women are more likely to make impulse purchases in the few days leading up to their periods. Presumably this includes things like knives and guns (17)
(CNN) Stupid Doctors looking in to using Second Life to help treat patients, expect massive increase in diagnosis of sexually transmitted diseases in human/animal hybrids with disproportionate genitalia (15)
(Time) Interesting Study shows that people are less willing to spend a $100 bill than five $20 bills. Somehow, this relates to the cure for cancer. It must. Why else would they study it? (55)
(Craigslist) Strange Everyone's looking for work these days (36)
(ZDNet) Cool Attaching mussels to an inkjet printer to make natural sutures? It's not a photoshop, it's emerging biotechnology (19)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Infant weight gain linked to childhood obesity. Your kid wants Steak-umms (13)
(ABC News) Obvious Top April 1 web pranks of all time. Some stupid website being haxxord by the pigs not among them (37)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Playing shooter video games improve vision. That, along with cat-like reflexes, should keep you from being shoved inside a locker next time (56)
(Google) Weird MySpace adds karaoke service that allows millions of Japanese users to upload embarrassing videos of themselves (4)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Gizmodo's resident Windows fanboy has a virus he can't figure out how to get rid of (172)

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