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Sun March 29, 2009
(Some Guy) Cool "Is your neighbour living green? If not, punch or even kill them" (43)
(Some Guy) Cool If you were wondering why people feel ok about stealing and cheating, here is the answer. We're looking at you AIG and even copyright infringers (54)
(Telegraph) Obvious Still think 'ol Al Gore is anything but a fear monger? (146)
(LA Times) Followup Fark users turning all their lights on makes Earth Hour a bust (119)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Not just a fluke: 20% of remaining Right Whale population gather off Cape Cod (51)
(MSNBC) Obvious Researchers discover huge Chinese cyber spy network. Further investigation reveals it's just Chinese citizens trying to access YouTube (13)
(PhysOrg.com) Ironic Two synthetic gasses, which were developed as alternatives to harmful chemicals we were putting into the atmosphere have been discovered to be harming the enviornment (39)
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Man gets extra life running mobile video game business out of a 24-ft van that seats twelve, with three 50-inch plasma screens and an all-you-can-eat Cheetos and Red Bull buffet (19)
(Boston Globe) Cool Government needs fewer consultants and committees and more enthusiastic teenagers who understand computers (23)
(London Times) Spiffy Are you still against stem cell research now you know it can produce humungous boobies? (77)
(TechEBlog) Interesting When solid state tesla coil meets plasma globe (23)
(Some Guy) Stupid Apple fans outraged at new commercial, "an apples to oranges comparison" that isn't fair cause "Microsoft doesn't even make computers" plus "Apple never attacked MS, they were attacking John Hodgeman" (208)
(Stuff) Strange Wine and cows blamed for extinction of New Zealand's native plantlife (7)
(treehugger) Interesting I see your CFL and LED light bulbs and raise you one plasma bulb the size of a "Tic Tac" that puts them both to shame. w/video (57)
(Some Guy) Asinine $119 lightbulbs (72)
(CBS Baltimore) Asinine Media fearmongering 101: Headline says "Internet Bug Could Wreak Havoc On April 1", article is full of quotes from experts saying it won't (31)

Sat March 28, 2009
(Discovery) Cool Scientists discover bacteria with the ability to consume and detoxify toxic metal. Still no cure for cancer, but at least now there's a cure for Slipknot  T-Shirt (39)
(Some Guy) Obvious Scientists solve the biggest puzzle of our age: How long would you have to yell at a cup of coffee to heat it up? And why is there still no cure for cancer? (53)
(AOL) Scary Scientist jabs finger with needle used to inject lab mice with Ebola. Heard earlier that day in the lab: "Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" (61)
(RedOrbit) Interesting Eighty percent of Americans fear their dentist, and one half are so scared that their fear stops them from going, although that leaves them with more time to make jokes about British smiles (136)
(ABC News) Interesting Thirty years ago today, Three Mile Island showed the world the dangers of nuclear power... or overreacting activists (take your pick) (305)
(NASA) Cool Deorbit Burn: 12:33pm EDT, KSC Landing: 1:39pm EDT (Window One) Nasa Heads: Are you with me? (LGT NASATV) (256)
(Some Guy) Interesting Top ten IT villains. I find your lack of Facebook disturbing (24)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious "If you thought Facebook was banal, try Twitter. It makes people who write their thoughts on Facebook sound like Shakespeare" (41)
(TechEBlog) Spiffy Creative arcade joysticks made from everyday things (13)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Study shows how the brain differentiates between reality and fantasy. After reading, Subby feels funny, wonders if this is real life (24)
(Engadget) Amusing Even Apple's lawyers think the iPhone is ridiculously over restricted and file a patent with a diagram from a jailbroken phone (31)
(MSNBC) Amusing You know the astronauts have been up there a bit too long when they start claiming that outer space has a smell. Someone put the space station on autopilot before they start chasing the magic space fishes (34)
(C|Net) Amusing Mac fanboys are outraged -- OUTRAGED -- that those people in TV commercials are actors (137)
(Scientific American) Obvious New report details how nuclear power will prove insufficient in combating climate change. Fark Independents™ go back to declaring the whole global warming thing a liberal hoax in the first place (107)
(New Scientist) Amusing Scientists whip up a batch of 'baby butter'. It doesn't matter what I write next, you've already clicked (20)

Fri March 27, 2009
(YouTube) Amusing Microsoft releasing new ads dogging Apple for being overpriced (188)
(AP) PSA If you re--*zzzzt*--cently had a Boston Scientif--*zzzzt*--ic Nev-R-Stop™ implanted heart de--*zzzzt*--fibrillator install--*zzzzt*--ed, go see your *zzzzt* doctor (15)
(Yahoo) Scary Yes, crabs do feel pain when you boil them alive. So, pouring boiling water on your crotch is still not a recommended option for removal  T-Shirt (187)
(Wired) Cool You are not worthy of this car (119)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting ITunes to begin charging $1.29 on some songs, which means that you may be better off buying the CD after all (86)
(The Register) Interesting Next time your wife nags you to do some cleaning, you can tell her that scientists think lower dust levels are causing increased ocean temperatures (9)
(Ars Technica) Stupid Since almost every college student has his own computer, the University of Virginia has decided to close its computer labs (95)
(Some Guy) Scary Your couch may be killing you (38)
(Wired) Dumbass Good news: Scientists have found a way to produce gasoline more efficiently from a natural resource that the US is rich in. Bad news: it's coal (136)
(AJC) Video Poor eating habits are translating to a higher rate of kidney stones in children, some who are still in kindergarten. Doctors warn this is more than just a passing trend (65)
(Globe and Mail) Interesting France has surrendered to a computer worm (66)
(BBC) Interesting British doctors think they could be a step closer to curing tinnitus, as long as someone will hurry up and answer the damned phone (106)
(Wired) Scary Your chances of receiving a friend request from your mother on Facebook are now doubled (74)

Thu March 26, 2009
(Jalopnik) Cool Tesla Model S Sedan Concept: $49,900 Seven-Seater Electric To Hit Streets In 2011 (135)
(C|Net) Obvious Video Game Conference holds contest to make a video game based on losing your virginity. Contest is won by two women because all the men entered identical games called "That girl I met in Canada" (43)
(Computerworld) Interesting Gone but not forgotten: 10 operating systems the world left behind (185)
(London Times) Unlikely Before Humanity conquers the stars there's one obstacle : Space Curry (33)
(New Scientist) Interesting Scientists test ways to deflect an asteroid from hitting the Earth. Fortunately, none of them involve Michael Bay or a bad Aerosmith song (66)
(The Register) Strange As if flying wasn't bad enough already, now some crackpots want to X-ray your knees before every flight (52)
(BBC) Interesting Windows 7 to gain multi-touch features, so you can finally give your computer the finger properly (49)
(Guardian.com) Unlikely UK defends spying on social networking sites: "We have no way of knowing whether Osama bin Laden is chatting to Abu Hamza on Facebook." (63)
(Some Guy) Wheaton Farkers and Farkettes: Your new Secretary of Geek Affairs, Mr. Wil Wheaton (55)
(London Times) Cool Whatever you're doing with your iPhone, it's not as cool as this (27)
(Ars Technica) Unlikely Switching to Mac saves your business money. Because nothing saves time like 25,000 users trying to learn new applications, operating procedures, and a whole new OS (383)
(Daily Bulldog.com) Obvious A recent study into compost finds out some new shiat (14)
(New Scientist) Interesting Scientists studying causes of deja-vu explore theories of what causes deja-vu, say scientists studying deja-vu. Not a repeat  T-Shirt (51)
(LiveLeak) Cool Awesomest video of a solid rocket booster falling into Earth's atmosphere from space (48)
(C|Net) Weird Japanese weather firm installs hay fever robots across country to advise public of pollen, Sarah Connor levels (13)
(Silicon Alley Insider) Amusing FINALLY: Lickable Newspaper Ads (43)

Wed March 25, 2009
(Discover) Cool The most amazing ground-based picture of the space station and shuttle you'll see today (35)
(New Scientist) Scary Only thing we have to fear, is fear its....OMG PLASMA BALLS (65)
(London Times) Interesting Scientists discover 46, wait, 48, err, 51, actually make that 43, oh hell, just call it "around 50" new species of jumping spider in Papua New Guinea (64)
(Science Daily) Interesting You are more likely to share germs with your dog by not washing your hands than by sleeping with your dog. Your dog wants you to use protection (20)
(tomshardware.com) Interesting Charlie Miller of Pwn2Own fame shares his thoughts on OS security, Pwn2Own, and why Macs are lacking in security (56)
(Jalopnik) Cool Mercedes new concept pays homage to the first car ever made (45)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above  T-Shirt (545)
(Canada.com) Spiffy Indian sanitation expert who developed eco-friendly toilets wins some crappy award (21)
(Yahoo) Amusing Scientists try to answer the burning question, "Do animals enjoy sex?" Still no cure for...hell, they aren't even trying anymore (62)
(Yahoo) Obvious Even the CEO of Red Hat doesn't think anyone actually wants to run Linux on their desktops (142)
(TechEBlog) Weird If you can't afford a real arcade cabinet, don't use cardboard to build one (54)
(Network World) Interesting 10 years old tomorrow, Melissa was an e-mail virus like none before it: self-propagating, dangerous, costly ... and named after a stripper (52)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Haptics jacket lets you literally feel movies. Ow, my balls (20)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Scientists believe Triceratops was a social animal, always looking for a mate since these animals were known to be very horny (22)
(Google) Cool Obama calls space station, asks if astronauts can see all 57 states up there (62)
(Gizmodo) Obvious Have gadgets trned us n2 lazy morans? (24)
(PhysOrg.com) Cool Remember that old adage "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?" Never mind (38)
(Science Daily) Cool Scientists have used a popular kids swimming pool game to find Sarah Connor (13)

Tue March 24, 2009
(MacWorld) Spiffy What tech media darling is eight years old and has had 52 facelifts already? Why, OS X of course (161)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Increasing number of adults are suffering from ephebiphobia - fear of young people (111)
(CBC) Obvious "Friends don't let friends sign wireless contracts - at least for a year" (37)
(Science Daily) Interesting And today's new form of clean energy that we'll likely never hear about again is *rolls wheel*: Ice that burns (72)
(Independent) Obvious IE8 users downgrade to IE7, which is sort of like going from U2 to Coldplay (133)
(Denver Post) Spiffy Entrepreneur, shrewd husband, creates PMS detector (197)
(C|Net) Cool OnLive streams live gameplay to any PC or Mac, allowing any computer to play any game - regardless of performance - in HD quality (153)
(Ars Technica) Interesting Emotiv Systems uses your thoughts to power gaming. Sorry Princess Peach, but your panties are now in another castle  T-Shirt (54)
(The Register) Interesting MMO eliminates in-game currency, establishes real world bank and relies on real world money for purchases. Tax collectors to begin collective salivating in 5...4...3 (66)
(TechEBlog) Strange The pessimist sees the glass as half empty, and the optimist thinks there might be a way to get gamers to wash (23)
(London Times) Interesting UK population must be reduced to 30 million to be sustainable, warns the PM's Soylent Green advisor (160)
(RedOrbit) Cool Red meat linked to early death. White meat linked to professional athletes (55)

Mon March 23, 2009
(AP) Hero Stephen Colbert wins NASA space station name contest; next up NASA to name Uranus moon after Bill O'Reilly (190)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Brain waves found to be able to predict blunders before they ahppn (26)
(Some Guy) Obvious Mississippi ranks last in having documents available on this magical and heathen series of tubes (11)
(Live Science) Interesting Star explodes too early in its life cycle, casting dobut on current stellar theory in favor of new "Galactus Hungers" theory (63)
(SMH) Interesting Scientists aim to learn about surviving with little water and food from a tiny desert mouse. Muad'Dib nods approvingly (42)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Twitter gets you fired in 140 characters or less (83)
(Telegraph) Spiffy Photographer captures rare shot of owl leaping. YA RLY (pic) (42)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Amusing Drinking. It does a body good (38)
(ABC News) Stupid Surgeons now using Twitter during brain surgery to teach students. What could possibly go wrong? (29)
(CNN) Cool Police officers finally have their own Batmobile after awesome prototype release. Car has 300 hp engine, ergonomic cockpit, integrated shotgun mounts, and instant license plate recognition among other things (340)
(BBC) Interesting Data suggests that the incidence of eczema in England is rising dramatically, scientists worry that the figures may just be scratching the surface (24)
(Telegraph) Interesting Peas may fight kidney disease. Give them a chance, that's all we are saying (30)
(Brisbane Times) PSA If you have asthma, you should abstain from eating fried insects (13)
(Independent) Cool In a move sure to throw Twilight fans into a tizzy, British scientists to create synthetic blood (34)
(Nerve) Interesting How smut went digital. One out of five of you will click this link at work (SFW; Fark/Foobies get a mention) (23)
(CNN) News Alaska's Mt. Redoubt finally erupts, reports indicate that Palin can indeed see it from her house (288)
(Discover) Obvious Think Big Oil is scary? Wait for "Big Water" (126)
(Some Guy) Amusing What the hell is MythBusters doing? "I found myself lying down on the floor," she said, "and the dogs going wild." (101)

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