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Sun November 16, 2008
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NASA has released an Ultra High Def. version of the first picture ever taken from the moon. With awesome pic  |
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James Bond's Aston Martin DBS voted as Car of the Year 2008, at least among British car fans who see nothing unusual about their car barfing up its driveshaft on the freeway when you're going 20mph and then catching fire |
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Scientists develop composite of "humanity's most honest face." And you'd just like to punch this smug bastard in it (pic) |
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Remember when they said Betamax was dead? Not so fast.. NASA would like to borrow your old recorder plz |
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freud'S PseudOscieNce waS nOt all wRong. subliMinal mEssages do get through |
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Seems like the correct temperature readings regarding "global warming" are starting to come out and they are an incovenient truth for Al Gore |
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All y'all's base are belong to us |
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Apple hit with another lawsuit over the iphone as customers are shocked, SHOCKED that Apple isn't the holy grail of manufacturing they believed it to be |
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Can Blu-ray save Christmas for Hollywood? ...shakes Magic 8 Ball... "Outlook Not So Good" |
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Obama to give up using expensive blackberry for communication, scheduling , keeping organized |
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Strange bacon iPhone case looks tasty, isn't edible |
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Ocean "dead zones" to expand by as much as 50% with dire consequences for ecosystems, Christopher Walken |
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Religion may affect how people see the world... literally? |
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"Most mainstream cars with big engines are limited to 155mph because if they went faster than that, they would need brakes like the rings of Saturn, and so many cooling ducts they'd look like the Pompidou Centre" |
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12 things you do nearly every day that make you a cyber criminal |
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Nanobamas |
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NASA reports that part of the thermal blanket protecting the shuttle was damaged during launch |
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Sat November 15, 2008
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Copper...it's not just for wire and pots anymore |
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This Year's 25 Geekiest 25th Anniversaries: From Apple's Lisa to Word, "War Games" and Woz's "US" festival |
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Super Secret Alien Government Conspiracy. It's on the Internet, so it must be true |
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| (TorrentFreak) |  |
French record labels go berserk, sue Limewire, Vuze, Morpheus, and Sourceforge. Wait, Sourceforge? |
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Politicians want to "name and shame" ISPs who fail to remove offensive material, fail to realize ISPs know no shame |
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The Big Three's replacements may already be revving up |
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When did civilization start to work? That's nobody's business but the Turks' |
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Radioactive waste is too hot, sewage waste is too cold, but paper mill waste is just right |
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Fri November 14, 2008
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Clown control to Mao Tse Tung (T-5) |
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In order to probe effects of global warming under glaciers, scientists needed a device that could weather pressure, cold, and harsh currents. Solution: a rubber ducky |
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India finishes 4th in the race to put stuff on the moon |
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U.S. to enemies: PEW PEW PEW |
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Canadian tax officials continue sweeping investigation into eBay PowerSellers after federal court gives eBay Canada bad feedback |
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Thank you for installing the new World of Warcraft. You are number 475 in line to play, your estimated wait time is: 108 minutes |
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Videogame sales up 18% in October alone. Coincidentally about 18% of Wall Street has been laid off |
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Fallout 3 censored in Japan because it contains nukes |
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Two spiders being launched into space tonight for some damn reason or another. Ziggy Stardust predicted this |
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Absolutely stunning pictures of Mexico's Cave of Crystals |
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Space shuttle Endeavour launches to send Joe the Space Plumber into space to fix the toilets on the International Space Station. Some people call him the Unlicensed Pipefitter of Love |
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In a stunning bit of irony, world bean crops are threatened by brown clouds |
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For the first time, ever, astronomers have captured an optical image of a planet orbiting a star like our own |
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There's probably one or two pieces of meteor in your hair right now |
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Rare dinosaur nest offers unique insight into bird evolution, mind of our Lord God as he planted these ruses to test our faith |
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Thu November 13, 2008
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Tech puts JFK conspiracy to rest. Oliver Stone seen waving fist of fury |
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Star Wars Storyboards from when Luke still called himself Luke Starkiller. Check out the alternate Millenium Falcon design and a mitten-wearing Darth Vader |
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If you had any doubts that video game adaptations had gone about as far as they could, we've got some bad news for you |
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Google to sell video commercials next to YouTube search results. Submitter starts saving up for his new Rickroll campaign |
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German tuner Brabus pimps out Tesla Roadster, gives it switchable audio signatures to make it sound like a race car or a Star Trek phazer |
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Scientists determine that frozen semen can be used for rhinoceros artificial insemination. Which is good news for the guy whose job it was to keep the semen warm. And chilly news for the female rhinos |
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AT&T's U-verse DVR can record up to 4 shows at once. Subby amazed they can find 4 shows worth recording |
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Joss Whedon's "Dollhouse" will pass "The litmus test of great art". Also has Eliza Dushku running around punching people |
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Microsoft to Xbox 360 pirates - W3 0\/\/NZ j001 LOL |
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Dozens of Canada geese turn up dead or dying in northern New York after being sickened by fungus. Authorities reassure people that what the honking, dying shiatbags have is no danger to people |
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Web apps built in 48 hours that don't suck |
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God continues to test our faith, as remains of 460,000-year-old woolly rhinoceros found in Germany. How did it smell? Horrible |
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Google Earth revives ancient Rome |
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21st Century party problem: Group of idiots in the corner playing iPhone games against each other |
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New study shows people who divorce die years sooner than others. But at least they die happy |
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Penguin locomotion explained. Here comes the waddle science |
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EA announces release of "Sports Active" for the Wii, a physical fitness game that should let you pretend you're not really a couch slug for at least as long as Wii Fit did |
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Researchers Find Tranny Gene. Now just need to find gene that makes subby not care if his hookers are tranny when drunk |
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Web hosting firm responsible for 75% of all spam taken offline |
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Astronomers say new imagery of Saturn's northern lights is totally amazing, and check it out under infrared, dude. Black-light version expected to blow everyone's minds |
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The coolest Man vs Bees in the BBQ pics you will see until next summer |
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Another Obama lie has been revealed: there are no hypoallergenic dogs |
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Science under Obama |
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30 Giant Japanese Hornets vs. 30,000 European Honeybees | (101) |
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All theories that have never been proven please take one step forward. Not so fast, Evolution |
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Wed November 12, 2008
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Man realizes his life's dream, builds a Batmobile to drive into tornadoes. A Batmobile. For tornadoes |
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China plans to turn poisoned milk into bricks. Madonna excited about potential exports |
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"Hand over your wallet." "Ok" "Gimme your guitars." "Fine." "Now fork over your laptop" "IT'S GO TIME" |
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Scientists determine why ugly people don't get picked at speed dating. Turns out it's because they are ugly |
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Ride-sharing web sites in Ontario shut down after bus companies complain they're costing them money, even after sites promised the occasional random decapitation of a passenger to level the playing field |
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Scientists believe 90 year old Lonesome George's new-found libido could save his species. Hope springs a turtle |
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Intel's stock gets the blue screen of death |
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Knight Rider: Due to mass suckage, the reboot is getting rebooted again |
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Pentagon finally gets around to weaponizing Happy Fun Ball |
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Video game industry booming despite economic downturn. All your newfound free time are belong to us |
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Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe turns from "hilariously bad" to "so hilariously bad it's a little awesome" |
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Apparently, you should not use Facebook to refer to your job as "teaching chitlins in the ghetto of Charlotte." Mmmmm, chitlins |
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Underwater recordings explains why dolphins like staying in two New Jersey rivers: "Yo ay.... you lookin' fine. Ay hows about yuz and me take dis Grey Goose bottle and get wild huh? OH Hey....don't touch the hair baby" |
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Man living in his own past sues Classmates.com for lying about his High School friends looking for him, as if normal people want anything to do with their High School if they don't have to |
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Hey HP, maybe using the Gary Glitter song "Do You Wanna Touch Me?" for your commercials wasn't such a good idea |
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On this day in 1935, the first modern lobotomy was performed. Celebrate with a bottle in front of you |
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45 year olds found to have the arteries of obese 10 year olds |
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Call center employees more likely than any other worker to call in sick on any given day in proof that their own bodies hate them as much as the rest of us do |
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Google uses search queries such as 'cough' or 'fever' to track flu's spread. Search queries such as 'burns when I pee' and 'pus discharge" still track to your mom's house |
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AVG's new antivirus update tells users to delete a critical XP file, leaving machines "endlessly rebooting or unable to reboot at all." That's our bad. Whoops |
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Tue November 11, 2008
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As part of their "rewrite the rules of the Internet" program, US military bans YouTube, launches TroopTube |
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Microsoft's Rapid-Response Coding team springs into action with today's bug fix to correct a couple of security holes that have been there for 22 and 84 months. But they've "never been exploited" |
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If you thought the 3lb aluminium MacBook Air was too heavy. Get ready for the carbon fiber version |
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Text messaging may help children fight obesity as it forces them to keep their fingers smaller than bratwursts |
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I'll see your 4,300 year old pyramid and raise you an 11,000 year old temple which throws into question how civilization began |
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Google Street View meets performance art. Performance art, Google Street View. Pleased ta meetcha |
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Until very recently, they were segregated. People would look down on them and laugh, only because they were a bit different. But now, thanks to Obama, everything's changed. Finally, the first US President to be a Mac user |
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Egyptian archaeologists discover new pyramid just 2,000 years younger than the earth itself |
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Windows 7 early builds show massive speed boosts, enhanced memory footprint. JUST KIDDING. It's a virtual carbon-copy of the flagship POS Vista |
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Old and busted and busted and busted and busted: Creationists say evolution violates the second law of thermodynamics. New hotness: Physicist does the math and shows that they were only off by a factor of a trillion |
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Parrot's warning helps save girl's life. Parrot's warning helps save girl's life |
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After thousands of complaints about Russel Brand and Clarkson, the latest thing to offend BBC viewers is... Talking about Windows 7 for 3 minutes? |
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Sanyo builds prototype pedometer that powers itself while you walk to your seat over there |
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Today's headline that looks like a random collection of unrelated words: Helicopters collect whale snot |
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German scientists deploy tsunami warning system in Indonesia, cross their fingers and hope for another tsunami to test it |
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Soon you may be able to send your cash to another person using a phone and an ATM. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Study shows that "Drinking milk may ease milk allergies." In other news, I'm going to eat a bunch of cancer......just in case |
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Engineers create contact lens with integrated circuitry, bringing bionic eye one step closer. Order for one pair received from a G. LaForge |
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Researchers say babies born from frozen embryos are healthier. Who even knew frozen embryos could get pregnant? |
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Mon November 10, 2008
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A new concept police squad: The car is described as an integrated homeland security platform. Which equates to.... it's really expensive, doesn't do anything useful, and has a funny sounding name |
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It's dead, Jim |
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Apple fanboys: "Hey Dell, didn't you say you were going to make an MP3 player with a new online store that will compete with the iPod?" Dell: "Faaaark you." |
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Nov. 10, 1983: Our first view of Windows |
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Sickos at Carnegie Mellon automate world's largest truck, a 3,550-horsepower, 700-ton behemoth designed to haul 240-ton loads. Q: What happens when a 700-ton robot truck gets road rage? A: Everybody dies |
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Astronauts getting first space kitchen fridge ever actually wanted a kegerator. They are facing the biggest challenge in space (and Earth) yet: Home remodeling |
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Scientists say beer can make you live longer. In related news, Drew is 950 years old |
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The six biggest assholes in the Animal Kingdom |
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Do classic love songs make your heart feel funny? It's probably your headphones interfering with your pacemaker |
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5tudy f1nds V14gr4 sp4m 1s pr0f1t4bl3, 0n3 c0mp4ny m4k3s 4b0ut $3.5 m1ll10n p3r y34r |
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Our enemies will no longer die from lead-poisoning -- 5.56 mm cartridges go green. Unlike this headline |
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Should experiments on monkeys be banned? Scientists, politicians and animal rights advocates to meet, pick fleas off each other, then bare their teeth and fight |
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"The most insane architectural project ever" |
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Man spends 10 years building coral reef in a fishtank in his home, says it's like caring for a forest made of bonsai (pics) |
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Young girl digs up skeleton of Ice-Age rhinoceros. Scientists identify cause of death as a flood caused by a lisping sloth |
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I just met a patient named Maria, and suddenly that name will never be the same to me. Maria. I just treated another girl named Maria, and suddenly I found how wonderful a sound can be. Maria |
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Canadian space agency torqued that their own scientists discovered snow on Mars, yet government muzzled them for political reasons and allowed NASA to hog all the glory |
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FEMA firefighters manual covers UFO crashes, how to treat injured aliens |
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