SpaceX Falcon 1 successfully reaches orbit. Becomes first privately funded spacecraft to do so. Now we can retire the Shuttle and use these instead	(101)
		Dear Consumer: To thank you for not pirating music. We would like to let you know that your music is now unplayable. Thanks-Wal*Mart	(47)
(Cnet)		The 50 most significant moments of Internet history: The appearance of a squirrel with ridiculously large nuts strangely missing	(20)
(Some Rocket Scientist)		SpaceX Falcon 1 scheduled for launch today 4:00pm PDT/7:00pm EDT. Link goes to video feed	(181)
		One good reason to put up with all the strangeness of Japan, 1Gbps internet connection for under $60 a month	(50)
		The fuel of the future? Aquarium scum	(15)
		Need something to complain about? Well if you're human take your pick	(29)
		Pandora's box to remain open	(35)
		CERN rivals see melting magnets as "par for course". In other news, melting magnets would be a good name for a band	(22)
(Some Guy)		The twenty most influential things to happen to the video game industry. Bonus: You use #1 everyday	(59)
		Nintendo to release new DS, equipped with camera, music playback, better wireless functions, and chocolate chip bacon	(48)
		1 in 4 men look at online porn. In other news, studies show 3 out of 4 men lie in surveys	(34)
		The town of Egham has been named the junk email capital of Britain. Spam spam spam Egham spam	(11)
		The best science period video ever	(45)

(just-style.com)		Japan invents solar-powered bra that can generate enough energy to power mobile phone or iPod, or anything a woman would want to carry that requires electrical power	(24)
		Need an organization to save the Earth from asteroids? The UN of course	(53)
		Wanted: Schoolteachers who are interested in becoming astronauts. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this idea	(41)
		"My eyes are closed for three days and then open for three days. Nobody knows why"	(41)
		British naval sonar makes ships sound like the world's largest killer whales -- dolphins, seals and assorted other marine life not amused	(9)
		UCLA mathematicians find 13M-digit prime number, may win prize, get outside	(61)
(Some Guy)		Winners of Science magazine's annual International Science & Engineering Visualization Challenge. Trippy	(8)
		Chinese astronaut makes nation's first spacewok	(59)
		New study reveals that burning wood in the winter can keep you warm	(48)
(World-Science)		Imagine Daffy with teeth, and a 15 ft wingspan	(22)
		Apple to make iTunes accessible to people who can't use their i's	(20)
(Some Guy)		Sociology grad student researches dissertation about what nude models are thinking. To be fair, no one ever wondered before	(73)
		A generic picture of a computer keyboard	(76)
		Physics professor claims electrical generator running off car battery power and attached to fuel line can increase mileage by 20%. And staring at the car gravely while intoning "Klatuu Barrada Nikto" will increase it another 15%	(52)
		First, Activision developed "Guitar Hero" for video gamers who can't play guitars. Now, they will bring "Dance Hero" to gamers who have no business dancing	(35)

		One, two, three: Three bees that can count. Ah-ah-ah-ah	(39)
(Some Guy)		Car porn alert....New sportscar with twin turbo, over 450 horsepower engine, and now with hydrogen fuel injected hybrid goodness. Bonus, made in USA	(39)
		Microahol?	(26)
		New browser exploit forces you to click a link. Bonus: it affects almost all browsers, and disabling Javascript does nada. Oh, and no one knows how to stop it	(133)
		Scientists develop antiviral treatment effective in ANY animal against ANY type A influenza. That includes bird flu and the last three pandemic varieties. Common cold starts to look nervous	(22)
		My wife told me to submit this article	(184)
		Carbon dioxide emissions rose higher in 2007 than worst case scenario predictions. Everyone learn to swim	(89)
(Atari)		Spend your Friday afternoon playing old school Missile Command. You weren't working, anyway	(25)
		Sixty percent of the human race will have a cellphone by the end of the year. Still no cure for brain cancer	(27)
		Coolest picture (via electron microscope) of a squid's tentacle you will see today. Cue "Little Shop of Horrors" music	(61)
		Not news: Going 82.3 mph. Hot Damn: On a bicycle. On level ground	(42)
		US Army gets its most lethal gun ever: the XM25 carbine kills people behind walls, beyond hills, and below trenches. Now they have to find the hill where Osama is hidden	(67)
		If you have a Facebook profile, you are an attention whore	(51)
(Daily Tech)		RIAA, MPAA, Activision. Which of these 3 does not belong together? If you said Activision click link to the left	(14)
(Daily Wildcat .com)		Poll shows atheists are much more likely to believe in haunted houses, palm reading, alien visits, astrology and communicating with the dead than religious nuts. Reason, logic, smug, surrender	(472)
(Some Guy)		Photoshop on MY mobile phone? Its more likely than you think	(20)
		Surgeon's checklist for successful transplant: 1) a functioning liver. 2) scissors. 3) operating table. 4) ping pong balls?	(28)

		Company launches bone-conduction headphones that leave the ear canal unblocked. WAIT, WHAT?	(49)
		6,000-year old rocks found in Quebec	(64)
		Top ten best cars in video game history	(122)
		Hulu survives year of ridicule from Google fanboys, Hollywood-loathing geeks, and haters of The Man to become a Top 10 online video site that can compete with YouTube	(81)
(WebUrbanist)		Geek cakes: May the forks be with you	(173)
		T-Mobile lifts 1gb limit on Android phone, still not an iPhone killer	(26)
		Miracle airship tech sustained by DARPA pork. Mmmm, pork airships	(30)
		Utah government is on Twitter. So now you can keep updated on moment to moment changes in......uh....how long lines are at the DMV. Or something	(7)
		Coolest science teacher ever: teaches middle school students physics by helping them build their own pumpkin catapult	(31)
		Scientists working on using tide as a source of energy; soon sharks with lasers will affect your electricity bill	(21)
		The good news: Jack Thompson has been permanently disbarred. The bad news? Someone competent could take over the war against video games in his place	(105)
		There's nothing in the fan boy universe much cooler than a poster of Princess Leia in the style of Patrick Nagel (pic)	(50)
(Post Bulletin)		Judge to RIAA: Maybe we should prove there was an actual crime before we let you punish someone	(50)
		We're running out of tubes	(23)
		China to build infinite improbablity dri--hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. Hello Ground	(106)
(Mark's Technology News)		Toshiba announces world's first 250gb 1.8-inch hard disk, which means you could store your entire porn collection in a space the size of a shoebox	(34)
		Ground control to Major Tong . . . commencing countdown engines on	(18)
		Why won't Google take the training wheels off half of its products?	(44)
		Hurricane Ike traveled over Cuba, through the Gulf of Mexico, came ashore at Galveston, then reached escape velocity and took out the Hubble Space Telescope. Tada	(11)
		Sci-fi and the future of sex. "Don't have sex with your fembot in a puddle of water, but do have a ménage a trois with two Cylons"	(41)
		The San Francisco Chronicle, in the latest in a series of poignant questions, asks, "Is Google evil?"	(42)
		Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet. Make a little birdhouse in your nudist beach	(163)
		Retro trend reaches all the way into high-end bicycle design, where people with more money than sense are buying bikes with everything but banana seats pretending they're 12 again	(35)
		Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn	(73)

(Some Guy)		Cows that milk themselves - the robotic dairy that allow the cows to choose their own milking time	(56)
		Catholic archbishop threatens closure of maternity wards in Catholic hospitals if abortion law passes	(253)
		The Spidey clone saga wasn't the only thing that made people cry "What the fark?" when reading comics	(46)
		Japanese researchers find and capture adult eels in open sea for first time in recorded history, deem them "mouthwateringly delicious"	(13)
		"Can you reset the internet for me?" And other hilarious tech support questions	(111)
		Five insane devices from kids cartoons that actually exist... And still seem like bad ideas	(42)
		Dr. Seussasaurus discovered	(13)
		Five things the Google phone will need to beat the iPhone. How hard can it be?	(79)
		Why can't journalists discuss particle physics without sounding like priests?	(25)
		New shirt boasts integrated drumkit you can actually play	(28)
		Microsoft laughs like a giddy girl as Google Transit tells riders they can't get from JFK Airport to Huntington, LI via mass transit, despite a LIRR station in Huntington and a direct connection to the LIRR from the airport	(48)
		Old and busted: skull bong. New disturbing hotness: skull pinhole camera	(13)
(Some Guy)		World's fastest production car to unveil an electric model capable of going several years between charges	(71)
		Astronomers witness an interplanetary collision, say God was driving like a maniac	(42)
		Mysterious new 'dark flow' discovered in space, scientists note that it seems to be preceded by some jerk on a metal surfboard	(63)
		"Star Wars: The Force Unleashed" is the fastest selling "Star Wars" game of all time and far more profitable than that "Clone Wars" movie	(87)
		Diet of soy beans and chick peas could help stroke patients recover - or weep bitter tears that the blood clot didn't kill them	(24)
		Nothing to see here, citizens. Better try not to THINK about anything, either	(108)

		Magnet repairs and the onset of winter will shut the LHC down until spring. Man, with all those buttons and gizmos, you'd think someone would've thought to install a heater	(63)
		T-Mobile to customers: Hey, check out our awesome new Android phone from Google. But don't use it too much, or we'll turn it into a worthless brick	(51)
		Windows 7: Seven developments you should know about	(118)
		In an effort to crack down on Internet gambling, Kentucky commandeers domain names of 141 gambling sites	(211)
		Cool: Scientists extract dormant yeast culture from a weevil preserved in amber 45 million years ago. Fark: Use it to make beer	(273)
		Nerdgasm: Google debuts its much-anticipated phone for $179 on Oct. 22. Sweet: Features touch screen, trackball, slide-out keyboard. FAIL: Available only with T-Mobile service	(85)
		Neanderthals' seafood was not dolphin safe	(22)
		Four university researchers killed by 100-year-old radiation experiment started by Sir Ernest Rutherford. Still no cure for curium	(108)
		Like Joan Collins, Saturn's rings may be older and heavier than previously thought	(11)
		The Japanese plan to turn Arthur C. Clarke's space penis vision into $10 billion reality	(54)
		Having sex before a stressful event -- such as giving a speech, going on an interview, before an operation -- can greatly reduce anxiety, even if you have to take matters into your own hands	(70)
		The Mars Rover Opportunity is about to start a new two-year mission. In other news: A Mars rover lasts longer than your average Ford	(38)
		Could Howard Hughes, Michael Jackson and Donald Trump be right?	(130)
		Eco-pioneer builds artificial island, lives there for 7 years	(14)
		Workers at Ground Zero discover 20,000-year-old pothole	(31)
		List of Einstein's 23 biggest mistakes. What a moran	(57)

		Blinding them with Science	(30)
		Bank of America's online banking not online anymore. Don't worry, nothing to see behind the curtain	(48)
		Internet users easily fooled by bogus popup warnings. [Obvious] tag can't make it, busy uninstalling spyware	(55)
		M. Night Shyamalan officially drained of all creativity, considers "Unbreakable 2"	(132)
		Microsoft's agency, spokespeople love their Apple products	(38)
(Some free roaming vapor)		Ghost-hunting class being taught at LSU. Dr.s Venkman, Stantz and Spengler unavailable for comment	(151)
		What's worse than an album on a flash memory card for $15? An album on a flash memory card for $39.99	(17)
		Evidence that people may have once healed the sick and injured is hewn into the living rock... of Stonehenge	(30)
		Roger Ebert supports Creationism...with the most entertaining Q&A ever	(638)
		Bad: Another video game to be adapted into a movie. Worse: The Sims, a game with no story, is chosen. Fark: Dumbest. Plot. Ever	(83)
		Lamborghini names new four-door "Urus," German for "Big Cow"	(114)
		Love technology? Probably won't like changes to Obama-Biden technology plan	(176)
		A flame-throwing car you don't want to tailgate	(24)
		Old and busted: music CD's. New hotness: slotMusic albums will be sold on 1 gigabyte microSD cards	(116)
		Prison inmates becoming among the most eco-conscious people on the planet as they save rare birds, protect vital natural habitats and enjoy organic tossed salads with hand-made honey or jelly	(72)
		Now you can wash your suit at the same time as you wash your hair, with this new clothing range from an Australian company	(41)
		Candidate's positions on science. Come for the basic research, stay for the innovation	(57)
		Fish fingers, the missing link between an empty plate and a kiddy's meal	(18)
		Motoring writer shares his 15 top examples of poor car design. Includes pointless spoilers and new cars fitted with cassette players. Voting enabled, suggest your own	(114)
		Comcast reports no customer complaints from their new bandwidth management system. Says their customer service policy of "Go fark yourself" has worked quite well in reducing the number of complaints	(54)
		First impression of the "Duke Nukem 3D" multiplayer mode. In other news: Hitler is sipping on ice water	(78)