Actual Headline: "Difference between men and women? About 100,000 years of evolution"	(285)
		Arctic becomes an island as global warming continues to not happen	(36)
		NASA studies space shuttles' ability to generate spectacular explosions beyond planned 2010 retirement date	(94)
		You know there might be something to this whole global warming thing when people start kayaking to the North Pole (pic)	(39)
		IPhone App Store encourages new affliction: appiphilia. In other news, the LA Times has begun just making words up	(18)
		MI5 planned to use pigeons to decieve Germans before D-Day. Shaftoe, Waterhouse unimpressed	(35)
		Parents bring their kids to DragonCon: "I can imagine this has warped her for life"	(178)
		Google to license new super hi-resolution imagery that will be updated once a month. For $10 extra, they'll point the satellite at your hot neighbor's bedroom window	(34)
		Fruit bats in Australia may be using biological warfare against humans	(71)

		Why climate change reports authored by the IPCC are greater works of fiction than the average Harry Potter novel, and an example of the sort of zealot-driven writing that hasn't been seen since the King James Bible was published	(90)
		Crashing galaxies make dark matter visible. Other galaxies blow horns, pass on shoulder	(41)
(Fordaq)		Scientists find a way to turn sawdust into biofuel. Announce that with a steady supply of porn suitable for Pinnochio, they could light up Manhattan for a week	(36)
(Some hacker)		MySpace's Tom is not your friend, but as a teen, he was Lord Flathead, a hacker raided by the FBI	(26)
		Mythbusters' Adam Savage tells hacker audience about credit card companies bullying the Discovery Channel out of airing a segment on how crappy RFID security really is	(88)
		Actual headline: "The Internet makes me feel fat"	(32)
		Apple fanboys are blindly loyal	(71)
		Modder builds giant SNES controller that actually works	(26)
		10% Ethanol blend in your gas found to damage your engine. Thank you US gov't	(71)
		No one ever expects a large monkey population	(25)
(Some Guy)		Hey admin - you said yesterday that you were going to greenlight this story	(46)

		Top five gadgets that could get you arrested if the cops find you carrying them, and why	(81)
		Your laziness and inattentiveness towards your personal hygiene may actually have benefits for your ears	(51)
		Why men are better than women at dealing with pain	(94)
		What the Arctic Ocean may look like someday, due to global warming and/or the natural warming of the Earth as part of a natural climate shift. Here come the charts and graphs	(77)
		French surgical team unveils new technique for fighting brain cancer, destroys tumor on conscious patient with high-precision laser through the skull. Suck it, Skywalker	(80)
(ScienCentral)		Physics nobel laureate patiently answers your crazy questions on a NYC street	(32)
(ScienCentral)		Scientists reverse aging process in mouse livers. Mice celebrate with a three-day tequila bender	(17)
(IIB)		Indiana researchers build facebook for scientists. Now you, too, can be poked by Stephen Hawking	(11)
		Teen cancer survivor gets new shoulder made from an elbow. Operation a great success, according to surgeon Dr. N. Riviera	(31)
(Mark's Technology News)		Sikorsky rolls out their little X2 helicopter, which just happens to have a top speed of 288mph and cannot be brought down by Wolverines	(43)
(arXiv)		Radioactive decay rates depend on the Earth-Sun distance..... wait... WHAT??	(76)
		Blur for jeffness cow within bleach	(97)
		Dog trained to sniff out colonies of endangered bumblebees. Phase two of project still on drawing board: get dog to shoot bees out of its mouth	(12)
(Some Guy)		Internet Explorer 8's new privacy feature? Isn't	(22)
(Some Guy)		"More US consumers plan to buy a Mac in the next 90 days than any other brand" Suck it, Windows fanboys	(186)
		Reuters does a feature on news aggregators, forgets to mention someone. Article loses all credibility by putting the term RSS in euphemistic quotes	(16)
		Up next on National Geographic: Zombie Alligators...with your host, Baron Samedi	(25)
(Some Guy)		"Brazil's dead penguin mystery." There are no black-and-white answers here, folks	(16)
(Science Blogs)		Winged cats explained. Here comes the hot science blogger	(23)
		A bed with a treadmill. You know, for those people who dream about working out and stuff	(19)
		Irish scientist leaves a jar open...and accidentally discovers new species of wasp	(37)
		New from the makers of "Totally Legitimate Long-Lost Amazon Tribe" comes "Totally Legitimate Long-Lost Amazon Town", complete with do-it-yourself fish farm, sea monkeys and kung-fu grip	(11)

		Having to swerve a bit to avoid a piece of junk is no big deal. Except when it involves dodging a dead Russian Kosmos satellite and you're driving the ISS	(36)
		Flies have got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.... senses working o-ver-time	(30)
(Some Guy)		Emotional pain "hurts more than physical pain", claim scientists who have never taken a hard one to the nads	(270)
		Top 10 athletes in video game history. How is Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson NOT #1?	(93)
(Some Guy)		Experts warn that rising sea levels could create millions of "environmental refugees" - in New Orleans' case, possibly as early as Monday	(155)
		Crisis on Infinite Starfleets: New TREK is a Sequel, Prequel and Reboot All In One	(88)
(Some Guy)		The good news is that wind energy is getting easier to produce. The bad news is that there's nowhere to put it	(94)
		Dead Sea Scrolls go digital. Christians everywhere confused why they're not in English like the Bible	(124)
		Scientists show that forward facing eyes evolved to provide humans and other mammals with X-ray vision	(57)
		"A British Columbia health official says a spreading mumps outbreak began with a Fraser Valley religious group that shuns immunization"	(84)
(Mark's Technology News)		P2i ion-masking process makes any item 100% waterproof. We're on to your secret, Phelps	(40)
		This just in: Steve Jobs has been eaten by wolves	(220)
		A drug commonly used to prevent premature labor in pregnant women may also reduce the risk that their infants will develop cerebral palsy	(23)
(Air Force Times)		New variant of the Air Force JDAM satellite-guided bomb now has a frickin' laser beam on it so it can hit moving targets such as a truck full of scared insurgents with soiled trousers	(59)
		The top 10 vicious rides for under $10k. Because when we think of vicious we think of crap	(129)
		The mysterious illness that killed millions of honeybees and threatened all the world's argiculture may be caused by a pesticide-whose manufacturer may have known this for the last ten years	(116)
		Concerned about Satanic messages when playing Guitar Hero backwards, Christians release Jesus-themed guitar game. Stryper mysteriously absent from playlist	(277)
		A++ great seller. fast ship, great database of secure bank info, would buy again	(44)
		Scientists find that some overweight people lack one of two genes that produce the appetite-suppressing chemical "putdowntheforkyoufatload-opamine"	(45)
		Turns out parents really do have favourite children. If you're reading this from their basement, it's safe to say you're not it	(211)

		Why are 'mama' and 'dada' babies' first words? Here comes the science	(69)
(National Hurricane Center)		It's still too early to buy tickets to Katrina II: Electric Boogaloo, but it appears to be deep into post-production	(264)
(FanBolt)		Sarah Michelle Gellar is being blamed for the rise of paganism	(113)
		Remember the archaeologist who found miniature skeletons providing evidence of a Hobbit-like race of humans? Turns out he was either incompetent or really, really high on pipe-weed	(37)
		Cool: Mythbusters take on Apollo Moon landing tonight. Double cool bonus: A TF'er got to help	(336)
		Scientists transform one type of cell into another. Five-assed monkey will be achieved in our lifetimes	(69)
		Why did Rocketboom cost over $800,000 to launch? And isn't it weird that the money came from Rielle Hunter's best friend Fred Baron?	(31)
		French phone carrier Orange admits to throttling 3G download speeds. AT&T clears throat, looks the other way	(26)
		"Lonelygirl15" creators unveling new web series that you won't give two shiats about	(39)
		Neuroscientist 1 to Neuroscientist 2: "hai what are you researching?" "Nuthin. I'm just messing with this rubber hand." "ZOMG lets trick brains into thinking it is a real hand" "LOL"	(38)
		There is too much information on the intratubes. We need to tax and limit it	(118)
		Looks like these will do as a substitute while we're waiting for scientists to finally deliver our army of flying monkeys	(25)
		Why don't I want to swim with the other Arctic Seals? Because it's too farking COLD	(12)
(Idiot Toys)		Blondes print more photographs, and also carry their printers around like handbags	(22)
		Hobbyists build mini cruise ship, functional tank at home	(22)
		Louisiana law allows teachers to bring in "supplemental textbooks" about evolution, demonstrating Creationist tactics taking on subtle changes over time, improving their chances to survive in today's scholastic environment	(777)
		"Have you ever killed multi-drug resistant bacteria.....on weed?"	(53)
		Proving it's just like normal folks, Google sucks at math	(29)
		Bats take turns "shutting up" when flying in groups. Obviously the male ones	(29)
(Some Guy)		Stu dy points 2 potenshul new use 4 V14grA	(11)
		Supercar capable of 200+ mph also goes 2,000 miles on a single tank of fuel	(70)
		NASA images from Milky Way reveal bursts of gamma rays, large angry green beings	(15)
		Not News: Detecting cancer. News: From someone's breath. Fark: Using lasers	(10)
		If Moby Dick and Jaws had sex, this would be the product of their love	(91)

		Forget wind, solar or nuclear -- the newest renewable energy source is bubble wrap. Wait, what?	(25)
		Astronauts on board the International Space Station are surfing for pr0n again	(30)
		France uses high-tech satellite imaging technology to battle California and Australia in wine wars. Luckily for them, Germany doesn't make any good wine	(44)
		Forget the trollbaiting - in the war between evolution and creationism, this guy is doing his little part, and doing it right. Fark: you'll never guess where he's from	(323)
(Some Guy)		One of these things does not belong	(49)
		Apple's ambitious plans for the iPhone. List should include "complete a call"	(79)
		Waiting for Google's Android phones to rescue you from iPhone's half-ass Bluetooth? Bad news	(30)
		Eating a traditional English breakfast every day increases the average Briton's chance of dying of colon cancer before dying of alcoholism	(47)
		University biologist decides to test whether birds can identify threatening humans, dons caveman and Dick Cheney masks to disguise his identity. It works	(18)
		Google has lost its mojo. At least someone thinks so, and explains why	(53)
(via Buzzfeed)		New Firefox extension, YouTube Comment Snob, filters out inane comments on the video sharing website. Proposed Fark version would just leave the screen blank	(53)
		"Cancer cluster" confirmed in northeastern PA region that is home to Superfund sites and a power plant fired by waste coal. But nobody is sure if there's a connection, and the Senate refuses to fund research. America, fark yeah	(196)
		Marvel Comics is redesigning its superheros for Japanese anime, because market research says comic nerds want Spidey and Iron Man to be more involved with doe-eyed, giggling, pre-pubescent girls	(164)
		And the Lord said: "Let there be less light in order to improve the church's carbon footprint"	(15)
		Google Earth has allowed researchers to determine that cows tend to stand facing north. Is there anything Google Earth can't do?	(74)
		Here's the bright side of $100-per-barrel oil: It could turn garbage dumps into plastic mines. Here comes the petrochemical science	(34)
		Neanderthals really were smarter than those GEICO commercials make them out to be	(71)
(Some Guy)		Unknown virus in India has killed 160 people. Madagascar closes ports	(273)
		Animals can be altruistic, according to a study that has found monkeys enjoy sharing stuff -- like their poop with zoo visitors who wander within range	(50)
		Think Usain Bolt is fast? He's nowhere near as fast as his ancestors were. Here comes the evolutionary science	(46)

(Some Guy)		Researchers find that the risk of cancer, being alive, decreases after age 80	(37)
		These are hard times for Bigfoot believers, so Newsweek throws them an unidentified hominid bone	(40)
		Steve Jobs's car parked in a handicap spot	(74)
(Some Guy)		Why a '1930s' Superman movie makes sense	(145)
		3G reception problems with the iPhone 3g are this week being blamed on *Shakes Magic Eight Ball* AT&T's crap ass network	(208)
		Google employees will have to go home at night and eat mac and cheese like the rest of us: They lose their free dinners, but still have free breakfast and lunch available to them	(47)
		Amazon Kindle already in the "free toaster" category of bank giveaways	(63)
		Paralyzed man can walk again thanks to mechanical exoskeleton, plans to start fighting cime next week. Go science	(42)
		Techiest Celebrity Endorsements of all time -- from Seinfeld to Aguilera to Cosby to Shatner	(19)
		The man who was smart enough to cure Polio, but couldn't get out from under Salk's shadow, is dead at 93	(48)
		Minneapolis Star-Tribune turns its op-ed section into an online blog, because opinions expressed by anonymous Internet posters are invariably rational, well-thought out and impeccably informed	(72)
(RM Global Health)		Forget cancer, scientists say they may have found a cure for butterface	(224)
		Is this the future of aviation?	(51)
(NWAnews)		Thirteen, ah ah ah, fourteen, ah ah ah, fifteen vampire bats at zoo after bat baby boom	(44)
		The tech graveyard: Here lies Amiga, Atari, Commodore, Compuserve and 21 more once-great, now-dead brands	(112)
		Wind turbine erected near sports facility in Britain causes "extreme aerodynamic changes" that make rugby impossible, track and field "chaotic" and soccer players writhing and holding their knees as a precaution	(39)
		Humboldt County, CA residents are pissed Google Maps photogs are not paying attention to private property signs, taking photos that might show their pot stash	(16)
(Some Guy)		Want to entice people to steal your USB drive? Here's 13 of them that are sure to get it stolen	(34)
(Some Guy)		Eight of the dumbest fake emails that millions of people have fallen for	(55)