(NASA)		Want to see Venus, Saturn, Mars, the crescent Moon, Orion, Castor, Pollux, Regulus, Aldebaran, Sirius, the space shuttle Discovery, the International Space Station and an exploding comet? NASA says be awake at 5:30 am tomorrow	(19)
(Some Science Guys)		November 13 is "Judgment Day" for "intelligent" design. So 1) creationists are going to Hell, 2) Sky.net hates idiots, or 3) PBS's "Nova" will have a two-hour special? James Cameron surrenders	(171)
(NY Times)		"And he was like, call me. And I was like, no way And like, he said why? And I was like, oh my god don't you... hello?.....hello?.....HELLO?"	(101)
(Some Guy)		It's Wil versus The Baconator in the battle for Best Celebrity Blogger	(69)
(Guerilla News)		♫ Fat on the scarecrow, subsidies for the plows ♫ This land fed a nation and made them fat as sows ♫	(14)
		We've seen a 10% drop in attacks due to the War on Superbugs. Suck it, antibiotics	(10)
		How many rocket scientists does it take to prevent sidewalk stains?	(4)
		Google has purchased the shortest domain name ever	(26)
		Canadian wireless company sues Apple, Dell, Intel, Sony, Toshiba, Best Buy, Circuit City, HP and others over patent infringement	(19)

(Some Guy)		You know you have too much time on your hands when you turn your house into a Super Mario level for Halloween	(33)
		Ever wanted your own 500 mph jet? These guys just made that dream a little closer	(121)
		From the "I can't believe it took so long to happen" department, cheap Wiimote rip-offs finally appear at Wal-Mart. Merry Christmas, son	(31)
		Scientists announce breakthrough in limb-regeneration, providing longer careers to chainsaw jugglers everywhere	(14)
(TG Daily)		Researchers announce that they are attempting to create accurate three-dimensional maps of major cities...using millions of vacation photos from Flickr	(46)
(Some Guy)		The world's first MP3 player from 1998	(56)
(Some Guy)		Steampunk laptop is turned on with key -- Linux powered	(24)
		Women with otherwise perfect breasts demanding implants so they too can look like hookers and porn stars	(204)
		Self-taught electrical engineer working with top scientists, doctors, Nobel prize winning chemists, finds he can kill cancer cells with radio frequencies	(47)
(Some Guy)		How many months of service does your seventh-generation console get? After 24 years, Nintendo to cease repairing broken NES units	(31)
(Sheboygan Press)		Mayor tells woman she's not allowed to put a link to a city web site on her web page	(84)
		It was 50 years ago that physician-scientist Wilhelm Reich, best known for his discovery of a purported cosmic life force associated with sexual orgasm, died in federal prison, his books burned and his equipment destroyed by the government	(108)
		The 15 dumbest Apple predictions of all time	(66)
(NASA)		50 years ago today the first Earth being went into space. RIP Laika	(24)
		101 gadgets that changed the world	(39)

(Deputy Dog)		The 10 best photos from space you'll see today, or ever	(39)
		Deploying virtual servers is easy, it's managing them that will drive you nuts	(18)
		After apes and monkeys, it turns out the human being's closest relative looks like a lemur who mated with a frisbee	(23)
		Here I come to save the day	(35)
(Some Guy)		I present to you "Pac-gentleman", the mechanical game from the 1880s that inspired generations	(30)
(Some Guy)		Pratchett has stroke. Death of Rats strangely silent	(74)
(Betanews)		Kmart to stop selling Blue-Ray discs. In other news, people still shop at Kmart	(150)
		HA HA HA11 I just upgraded to Mac OS X.5 Leopard and watched my wireless slowly die111	(122)
(GG)		World's most useless car now includes half a sunroof	(23)
(Ars Technica)		Microsoft happy with Vista. Well, that's one	(89)
(Some Guy)		The world's only street-legal Boeing 727 jet limo	(12)
		Chemists have possibly created a device to prevent red-wine headaches. Still no cure for whiskey-dick	(28)
		British Army develops first self-aware fighter-bomber. "This is a machine able to think for itself." What could possibly go wrong?	(57)
(Some Army Scientist Guy)		By 2025, the American Solder will be damn near invincible. It ain't Master Chief, but cool nonetheless	(110)
(AARP)		Finally a video teaching old people how to play video games	(23)

(Some Guy)		Student newspaper asks the veritable question for the ages: Are we living in a Porn Nation? Subby would like to reply, but it's hard to type with one hand, submit this	(155)
		It's that time of year again... The leaves fall off the trees, the pumpkins start to rot, the robot cars hit the desert in California... Wait, what???	(12)
		"Some people alive today will live in a robust and youthful fashion for 1,000 years". In other news, it's a slow news day	(49)
(Mac|Life)		Apple's new Mac OS makes it extra easy to find Windows machines on your network: their icons all look like little Blue Screens of Death (pic)	(102)
		Nintendo has decided to stop repairing the NES console. Yes, the original one	(74)
		The Zune 2 is the most wanted gadget. Suck it, iSheep	(109)
		Scientists use lenses purchased off eBay to discover three new planets. A+++, would buy from again	(13)
		Article on "How the Malware Marketplace Works" farked by malware	(9)
		Ever wanted to surf the Internet and grill up a steak while cruising down the freeway at 80 mph? These and other accidents-waiting-to-happen await you at the annual auto accessories exhibition	(54)
		Who does Comcast think they are? The friggin' internet police? Go get 'em FCC	(37)
(Some Guy)		Want to use Jesus Christ as your Facebook name? Whatever. Flash Gordon? We'll let it slide. Jon Swift? Oh you'd better believe that's a bannin'	(20)
		Facebook groups are a great place to meet people with similar interests, like cooking, travel, and throwing donuts at prostitutes	(79)
		NBC cancels the Heroes:Origins spinoff due to the pending writers strike	(66)
(Some Guy)		Bad news: Nintendo wii owners only buy 3.44 games on average. Worse News: 2 of those games are free and included with console and remote	(138)
		Scientists decode majority of cat genome (with "O hai i can haz vollinteer?" pic)	(167)
		PDF spam: It's baaaaack	(10)
(Some Guy)		Eliza Dushku to star in new Joss Whedon fantasy TV show. Fox already threatening cancellation	(118)
(Some Guy)		Critical trojan found to affect 10.4 and 10.5 of Mac OS. Where is your Jobs now?	(101)
		Good news for Harry Potter fans: JK Rowling has just published a spin-off book, "The Tales of Beedle the Bard". Bad news: Only seven copies will ever be printed and only one is for sale	(124)
(Some Guy)		Night of, Dawn of, Day of, Land of, Diary of, ?? of The Dead. Studio greenlights yet another George Romero zombie flick	(97)
(Some Guy)		Don't you hate it when your sat nav system leads you so badly off course that you wind up wedged in a narrow lane and sleeping in your truck for three days? This guy feels your pain	(75)
(Some Guy)		"The breasts in this game are scarier than some of the enemies"	(32)
(Business Week)		Now that we've mastered talking on our cell phones while driving, Google soon to offer search engine service on Verizon	(11)
		50,000 residents of Britain head out to count country's great tits and boobies. Fortunately, they usually travel in pairs	(9)
		Cinnamon the cat could offer eyesight to the blind. Pete Townshend predicted this (pic)	(16)

(LiveLeak)		Truly spectacular video of an iceberg falling apart in front of an excited crowd on the Argentinan coast. The collapse that occurs at 2:26 is epic	(56)
		Landmark study concludes if you starve yourself, and avoid meat, sugar and alcohol, you have a good chance of avoiding cancer during your flavorless, miserable life	(156)
(Some Guy)		" 'HIV drugs gave me breasts,' " says 42-year old man. Some people are never happy	(15)
		Ten most bizarre science experiments of all time, including elephants on acid, two-headed dogs and raising the dead	(18)
		Cisco and Wipro choose Halloween to announce they're joining forces to create a technology alliance of unholy job-eating zombies	(5)
		Treadmill training helps Down syndrome babies walk, provides cheap source of electricity	(43)
		"Increased efficiency" trifecta now in play as flash memory technology is about to be replaced by something 1,000 times more efficient	(31)
		Can you tell which of these is a Stargate, Star Trek or A-Team episode? Harder than you think	(72)
		Fear – danger = pleasure	(25)
		Wii users must make stabbing motions to play what some call the most violent game ever, “Manhunt 2”: "it's probably not something you would want to have your kids get much practice on"	(87)
		20 things you didn't know about living in space. "Water on the tongue, in the nose, and in the eyes would boil away. This actually happened"	(20)
		Doctors in California have recently started dripping pure Capsaicin onto open wounds during surgery. Interestingly enough, this actually reduces the pain felt by the patient	(23)
(PinkNews)		A third of US high school footballers have gay sex, claims sociologist	(521)
		Record setting black hole discovered, 24 to 33 times the mass of the Sun. Soundgarden called to investigate	(25)
(News4Jax)		Cancer center treats wrong side of patient's brain with gamma knife, significantly decreasing its nutritional value for zombie staff	(46)
(The Moscow Times)		Cockroaches in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace	(17)
		Today's "Commuters inhale heavy doses of pollution while driving" study brought to you by the Romero Institute of Obviousness	(5)
		The world's smallest production car	(29)
		"Yellow dogs, they're all like, 'Raff raff raff' you know? And us black dogs, we're all like 'Ruff...ruff...ruff'"	(24)
(Some Guy)		Facebook-style social networking site aimed at people over the age of 50 launched. Tech support proposes adding 'Any' key to all keyboards to head off flood of expected calls to help line	(26)

		Cow gene may hold human infertility clues. You shouldn't really be trying to have children with cows anyway	(9)
		Bad: US falling behind other countries in broadband speed. Worse: The government now wants to get involved	(45)
		5% of the electricity used in this country is going to things that aren't actually turned on	(56)
(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The Cosmos-less Science Channel Discussion Thread	(133)
		Houston, we have a problem... unless you included a needle and thread for the solar panels	(62)
(Gamespot)		LucasArts and BioWare form alliance, fueling rumors of a planned Star Wars MMO that doesn't suck	(78)
		Google Phone to be announced within weeks. That sound you hear is the stock bursting at the seams	(29)
		Boston exhibit shows evolution of video games over time. Creationist critics cite lack of transitional cartridges, say it clearly demonstrates presence of some "intelligent game designer"	(42)
		Researchers have found that men tend to show off when they are in the company of women	(36)
(Baseline)		Swords into plowshares: How predator drones turned the tide on the Cali wildfires	(36)
(nasa.gov)		Rover captures video of small tornado on Mars	(38)
		Government of Uruguay places first order for $100-dollar laptops. Machines will come pre-installed with filter to delete all emails including the phrase "LOL your country's called 'U R Gay'"	(19)
		AIDS came to U.S. from Haiti in '69. The year, not the position	(243)
		Researchers defy warnings, stop in bat country in order to study bat colony in hopes of finding them a new home once they destroy their old one	(10)
		The bee rapture is upon us	(54)
		Where Canada is hiding oil reserves six times greater than Saudi Arabia's...and what it will cost to get them out of the ground	(60)
		Q: What do dark matter and the Redskins' offense have in common? A: People talk about them but in reality neither one exists	(32)
		Scientists digitally "dissect" 53-million-year-old spider. Still no cure for...heck, this is just cool	(28)

		Doctors test hot sauce for pain relief after discovering that most buffalos didn't flinch when their wings were cut off. Here comes the science	(27)
(Some Internet Guy)		Vint Cerf leaves ICANN. If you know who Vint is, and what ICANN is, you are probably on par with Submitter's chances of getting laid this week	(31)
		Mac users upgrading to Leopard see "Blue Screen" that can last as long as six hours, begin to feel like Windows users	(129)
		Fastest Windows Vista notebook is a MacBook Pro. This shouldn't cause any debate at all	(130)
		Phillip Morris to build a $350 million smoke screen to make tobacco use safe	(46)
		Canadian biochemists accused of racism for inventing a new skin-whitening cream. As if anyone in Canada needs to be whiter	(41)
(ZeeNews)		World's first meteorite auction includes a rock that hit and killed a cow	(9)
(WPTZ)		Doctors suggest screening kids for autism two times. No, three. No, four. No, five. No, six. No, seven	(19)
		Astronauts move giant truss, apply ointment	(6)
		Remember when this would have sounded like a sentence from a Gibson novel rather than a news headline? "Russian Crooks Spreading Gozi Trojan with PDFs"	(26)
(Treehugger)		25 most endangered primate species could "fit into a football stadium," outplay Dolphins	(83)
(Autoblog)		816 HP Ferrari FXX Evoluzione revealed ... and is sold out before even being built. Can't have one. Not yours	(63)
(Some Guy)		List of things that piss geeks off	(109)
(Science Daily)		Protein-based vaccine fights malaria, potentially more effective for women who are used to being injected with protein from a small prick	(8)
(Some Guy)		The first (affordable) color television set from 1954	(50)
		Spacewalking astronauts discover disturbing metal shavings inside station's solar wing joint. Alien aluminum termites not ruled out	(23)
		Only 4% of Africans have internet access. 98% of those are Nigerians who want your help securing $10m trust funds	(23)
		Walgreen plans to install DVD burning kiosks in their stores next year	(30)
		Tropical storm Noel forms in the Caribbean. Residents of drought-stricken Gulf states hoping it will come their way	(23)
(Some Guy)		Need the perfect Christmas gift? How about a 40-foot-tall fire-breathing robotic dinosaur strong enough to tear apart an airplane? Yeah, submitter would like one. Big time (pic)	(67)