Ric Romero's British counterpart cracks a big one: faster computers are getting smaller	(5)
(Inhabitat)		University of Maryland students build house entirely powered by the sun	(18)
		Two men with absolutely no lives have parlayed their sad existence to become a successful team of U.S. meteorite hunters	(9)
		Duke scientists create invisiblity cloak, continues to visibly suck	(10)
		The glorious $130,000,000 per plane F-22 Raptor has been grounded due to design flaws. Brilliant	(30)
(Some Guy)		Ever wonder what the patent applications for sex toys look like? Apparently this guy has been keeping track of them. (possibly Not safe for work)	(11)
(crn.com)		Google ups Gmail storage to 4GB in move to help porn collectors	(61)
(Some Guy)		Ride the longest steel roller coaster in the world -- virtually	(34)
(Some Guy)		Atari's founder says "today's games are trash", "get off my lawn"	(87)
(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)		Surfer invents hybrid sunglasses/surf goggles	(14)
		"Elephants can smell danger." Probably only because most poachers have really bad B.O.	(3)

		Ozone hole shrinks back to average size. Suck it, because it's smaller, environmentalists	(38)
		The evolutionary origin of vision is discovered	(55)
(Some APOD Guy)		The coolest pic of the Milky Way you'll see today	(23)
		It's gotten so the friggin' leaves can't even change color in Vermont in the fall without the media pointing and screaming hysterically about climate change	(56)
(Some guy hiding in a bunker)		Maps of major cities with the Tunguska explosion overlaid on top - Goodbye London	(45)
(Some Guy)		"NASA's dilemma: sex and dead bodies in space"	(59)
(Some Economist)		Chasing women shortens a man's lifespan. Support Internet porn for increased longevity	(25)
		The story of how Velcro, satellite navigation systems and microwaves were invented – mostly by accident	(22)
		Scientists come up with composite of "funniest face in Britain." Composite has teeth, so submitter calls shenanigans	(96)
		"I actually had a guy message me to claim that I had performed oral sex on him in an alley years ago and that it was the hottest moment of his life." People say Facebook is annoying, but they like to look at the pictures	(38)

		Tens of people with RealNetwork's RealPlayer under attack from real zero day vulnerability	(40)
(techblorge)		Universal to launch singles on USB memory sticks. At twice the price of CDs	(34)
		"Why is it that so many organizations have still not implemented encryption, at least on their laptops and other mobile devices? Laptop losses aren't exactly rare"	(124)
		Astronauts back NASA's decision to skip wing repairs, plan a couple of shots to steady nerves	(4)
(Some Guy)		Get your own Optimus Prime Peterbilt 1:1 scale replica for just $55,000	(28)
		Halley's cometh Sunday	(7)
		Irish computer scientists use neural networks to reduce lag time for online games. Still no cure for rampaging robots	(7)
		Black holes sing. Here comes the science	(19)
(Infinity)		It's the 40th anniversary of the John Christopher tripod books that steered many a Farker to sci-fi. Gordon Freeman is impressed	(48)
(Der Spiegel)		Germans create world's largest artificial mini tornado. France surrenders	(7)
(Bloomberg)		Ten years after Michael Dell stated that Steve Jobs should just "shut down" Apple and give the money back to their stockholders, Apple's value has now exceeded Dell's	(79)
(Some Guy)		EA wants to end the console wars with a single gaming platform	(67)
(Webb Alert)		As if Morgan Webb's hotness isn't enough reason to watch her webcast, her repeated pronunciation of "Ubuntu" should be good for a smile. Bonus: She's plugging Fark this week	(90)
		Web 2.0 trys to tap "wisdom of the crowds" to probe candidates. Still no word on why, if crowds are wise, Ron Paul is popular	(209)
		Scientists create a wireless radio receiver thousands of times slimmer than a human hair	(13)
(Greenfield Recorder)		"Quantum Grid Restructuring actually changes the energetic structure of the building itself at the subatomic and etheric levels"	(25)
		Twenty-five secrets of Mona Lisa revealed. No. 1: She's a man, baby	(15)
		Comcast has begun throttling data transfer from certain websites. Suck it, Net Neutrality	(84)
		Your ability to handle stress depends on the amount of BDNF you have. Surprisingly BDNF doesn’t stand for "Beer, Drugs, Nudity & Fark"	(8)
		Another day, another hole found in WEP. Does anyone still use this?	(78)
(Boy Genius Report)		Motorola forced to make announcement that what appears to be a penis on the clock face of their phones is just three-dimensional shading. With pic of Motorola Penis	(70)
		FDA says ED drugs may cause hearing loss. Could this be a blessing in disguise?	(77)
(Some Guy)		"32 Things You Can Do with Beer"	(35)
		Christians launch GodTube site in response to the atheist filth spewed out by YouTube and social news sites like Fark.com. "We see ourselves as the next-generation network where the users interact as well as create programming"	(131)

		Talking. So easy a caveman could do it	(31)
		Researcher says long-term habitual smoking is not bad for you; quitting long-term, habitual smoking is what causes cancer	(69)
		Sony slashes PS3 prices in last ditch effort not to fail. Master Chief not impressed	(128)
		Scientists discover that eating clams and applying heavy makeup are among the earliest human accomplishments, further evidence to back prostitution's claim to be the world's oldest profession	(7)
		World's oldest fossil reptile found in New Brunswick, pushes back age of life on Earth to 6003 years	(28)
		Electrical outlet that spins each receptacle 360 Degrees to accommodate for larger plugs	(65)
		Scientists create nano-radio several atoms wide, only to find every station plays same Nickelback crap	(41)
		Hymini offers wind and solar-powered USB chargers for small gadgets. But if you break the Hymini, you'll have to look for a new version	(31)
		This may come as a shock but studies have shown that technology has made it easier to *gasp* access porn at work. Ric Romero on the scene	(149)
(TTAC)		"Encountering the new Ford Focus for the first time is like discovering that a short, fat, balding Elvis imitator has a less-attractive twin."	(89)
		Why do males die before females? Turns out, the answer is sex: the source of and solution to all of life's problems	(48)
		"Artificial intelligence is brain-dead because researchers have failed to grapple with philosophy"	(91)
(Science Daily)		Using a water pipe is as addictive as other forms of tobacco smoking. In other news, some people actually use tobacco in water pipes	(155)
		Japanese researchers warn that eating raw fish can cause gastric distress, emergency situations aboard airplanes	(25)

(TechDirt)		Law firm says "No, you can't look at our HTML source code. Not yours"	(109)
(Orbiting Frog)		The ten strangest real things in space. I want to believe (pics)	(50)
(Freakonomics)		Owner of online poker website Absolute Poker caught cheating versus his own player base	(190)
		Skype to help spread the Herpe	(7)
		The Los Angeles Times wants you to know that while it's tough to take cow flatulence seriously, it's no joke. Adds that it's a "silent but deadly source of greenhouse gases." But remember: It's no joke	(67)
(destructoid.com)		Street Fighter 4 confirmed (with hadoken goodness)	(82)
		Steve Jobs: iPhone SDK In Dev Hands February '08	(56)
		Early man walked around, on the beach and the shoals. Their minds were all the same, to eat seafood was their goal. So, they put their makeup on and they headed to the shore. Science has just found out: Evolution was a chore	(33)
(Some Guy)		In planning stages now: "Spiderman 4: The Revenge of the Suck"	(93)
		Make Office 2007 look like Office 2003	(44)
		Astronomers in Taiwan have named a small astral body they discovered between Mars and Jupiter "Chiayi," which roughly translated means "F*ck you China"	(19)
		New "metamaterial" brings us one step closer to a cloaking device, helping those Klingon bastard's kill Captain Kirk's son	(33)
		Godless scientists blame "evolution" for emergence of new germ that kills more people than AIDS each year	(92)
		According to Google's statistics, Chile leads the world in searching for the word "gay." According to Nelson from The Simpsons, "Ha... ha..."	(72)
		Oldest known human footprints now opened to public display. Sadly, tracks just lead to remains of oldest known Bronto-Burger stand	(9)
		Scent of a breastfeeding woman increases other women's sexual desire. Whoo-ah	(35)
(PonderAbout)		A 1960s video essay defining the computer and speculating on how it would change our lives	(19)
(The Herald)		Latest evolutionary phenomenon that scientists haven't totally figured out yet, thus providing indisputable evidence for intelligent design: Whale suckling	(39)
		Napster launches again. Now using some web platform that lets you download music without having to install software, etc	(16)
(iht.com)		New Internet dot com bubble sees growth that will never ever ever end... ever	(19)
		Rwanda is trying to become the Singapore of Africa	(19)
		Fishing nations bring Blue Fin tuna population to brink of collapse. Their response? Push the prices up and squabble for a bigger share of what's left. Fark prediction for 2010: "Fishermen demand government subsidies to sit on empty boats"	(12)
		"Spock raised a manicured eyebrow at Kirk, causing a shudder of glee to course through the virile captain at the prospect of an off-duty night of ecstasy." Taking at look at fan fiction	(214)
		System that converts human waste into biogas to be unveiled at World Toilet Summit, sponsored by ExxonMobilTacoBell	(11)
		Microsoft has filed patent for interface between users' brains and their computers. Implications of Blue Screen of Death still to be worked out	(23)
(Oil Online)		French Petroleum Institute in 2001 predicted peak oil in 2020, in 2006 it was 2015, and now the prediction is 2010. French cars surrender	(21)
		The popping and skipping of vinyl, the flat tones of CDs... can't decide? Take both	(38)
		Apple's new OS to be released in stores next week, as Vista in 2009	(82)
		Drug-resistant bacteria now kills more Americans than AIDS	(41)

		Greenpeace admits that the iPhone does, in fact, meet current eco-regulations. You may continue to enjoy your iPhone-tinis	(22)
		People in India realizing that working in a call center sucks	(188)
(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The "Cosmos"-less Science Channel Discussion Thread	(255)
(Ars Technica)		Microsoft licenses approved as "official" open source by OSI. Overheard from Irony tag: "I see what you did there"	(25)
		RIAA sues Usenet, refuses to get off lawn of Internet old-schoolers	(134)
		Latest Vista fark-up that won't be fixed in SP1: Out of memory errors when copying files	(69)
		Single ion engine performing well. Imagine what could be done with twin ion engines	(76)
(ars technica)		Internal Comcast handbook for dealing with government requests leaked, indicates they obey privacy laws perfectly. Hero tag does a reality check, stands down	(16)
		Actual Headline: scientists create pollution-sucking trees. You submitted this with a Duke reference but everyone already saw it coming a mile away	(12)
		Another new dinosaur is discovered. God's plan to deceive us into believing these things were real is almost complete	(58)
		Scientists explain chocolate cravings, still have no idea why people are addicted to Fark or celebrity meltdown news	(26)
		OSX 10.5 will ship on 10/26/07	(154)
		The U.S. space agency, for the fifth time, is extending the program for its Mars Exploration Rovers which were originally planned to last only 90 days	(52)
		That simple yellow first-down line you see on TV NFL games? Yeah, that takes four people, eight computers and a truckload of equipment. Here comes the science	(97)
		I see your Wii lightsaber and raise you a replica Millennium Falcon/personal IMAX theater	(15)
		The search continues for the Streisand gene	(15)
		Cars of the 1907 automobile show, with pics	(24)
(RCR News)		Verizon Wireless announces plans to share customer call records with third-party companies unless customers actively opt-out, effective last week	(55)
		The iPhone is toxic, warns Greenpeace	(37)

(Some Guy)		An automated home-bartending system that's preprogrammed to make up to 5,000 different drinks. With video goodness	(37)
		Genetically-modified trees with pancakes on their head clean the soil or some damn thing	(18)
		Architects working with paper-based material called "papercrete." Big Bad Wolf lends his support	(19)
		Take the pledge to not suck at the Internet	(57)
(US News & World Report)		"The profusion of social media sites, which rely on users to generate content, has provided a platform for determined 'bot' users to flood the Internet with material." Submitter wouldn't know anything about that	(29)
(Some Guy)		Worldwide nergasm in t-minus 10 days. Lucasarts to unveil the Wii Lightsaber on October 26	(56)
		Now gamers everywhere can get their girlfriends to dress up as their favorite video game babe for Halloween. Oh wait	(52)
		Wired editor discovers it's a really bad idea to fly remote-controlled planes equipped with cameras over secure federal labs such as Lawrence Berkeley (pic)	(105)
		Microsoft attempts to patent the iPhone	(23)
		Boy is allergic to every food except chicken, tuna, carrots, potatoes and grapes. However, seeing as how this spares him from 99.9 percent of British culinary offerings, he should consider himself lucky	(44)
(Some Guy)		Remember that article about human sex with robots by 2050? Apparently, Norelco wants to start now (safe for work) (sponsored link)	(130)
		Pfizer to pfartner with social networking site pfor pfharmaceutical pfrofessionals and pfhysicians	(19)
		Depending on the average wind speed, a 10 kilowatt turbine with a 20-foot rotor diameter could supply most of the electricity for a house	(63)
		Is there life on a moon of Saturn, and if there is, can we subjugate it and bend it to our will?	(32)
		As Apple becomes Microsoft, fanboys are inconsolable. Submitter suggests they go cry about it	(81)
(Some Guy)		The strangest moths you'll see today	(31)
(Ars Technica)		Class action to unlock mobile phones gets greenlit by California Supreme Court, Fark admins	(32)
		Hitachi announces technology breakthrough which could lead to four terabyte disk drives. Soon, subby will only need two drives to store his porn	(32)
		British officials have developed a long-term goal to reduce the amount of carbon emissions caused by refrigerated milk. Finally	(3)
(ScienceDaily)		Tuna nets: Not just for dolphins anymore	(40)
		For those of you with a Medtronic internal defibrillator, you're pretty much screwed. For the rest of you, Medtronic will no longer be offering replacement parts for their internal defibrillators	(12)
		Scientists identify the asteroid that is going to kill us all in 2036. Submitter's liver isn't going to make it until then, so he's passing this along as a courtesy to the rest of you	(42)
(La Voz)		Vinyl records: Dead medium? Or alive and sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp	(72)