If you've been to the GOP's website recently, you might want to check for spyware & malware	(1)
		Japanese scientists use rainbow trout as parents for endangered sockeye salmon, dub their method "surrogate broodstocking"	(2)
(Some Guy)		Robert Jordan dies, leaving fans of the Wheel of Time series without an ending to the 19 book long series	(55)
		British scientists creates "12-inch miracle tube" that puts out more than you put into it. Step right up, ladies	(114)
		Astronauts on the next shuttle mission to test high-tech caulk gun for patching tiles. Now all they need is some high-tech duct tape	(10)
(Science Daily)		Research finds people deviate from normal food choices when they are especially hungry. Your dog wants rice pilaf	(10)
(Some Guy)		Israeli astrophysicists help find oldest-known planet outside solar system, estimate its age as close to 5,999 years. "The dinosaurs would have gazed at it," they marvel	(260)
(APOD)		The coolest picture you will see all day. Not for those afraid of heights (1.7mb)	(51)
		The supermanouverability of the F-22 Raptor	(132)
(Some Striker)		Study claims heading a soccer ball does not cause brain damage. Farker looks at Posh Spice and begs to differ	(22)
		Pig man diabeetus-free 11 years after pig cell therapy	(10)

		Ugly ass panda born at San Diego Zoo. No really, it's truly ugly. Like a black and white tennis ball with eyes. (ugly pic goodness)	(60)
(National Geographic)		Study shows Mars, like Earth, has cyclical ice ages caused by corporate greed	(29)
		Mythical global warming makes mythical Northwest Passage a reality	(535)
(Some Guy)		The good news is scientists may have found a natural way to get rid of your allergies. The bad news is it involves implanting a bloodsucking worm into your stomach	(51)
(Some Guy)		Innovative surgery to help dog with hole in roof of mouth. Bonus: Puppy's name is Pez. (with pic)	(6)
(Some Birdwatcher)		Godwit sets long distance non-stop flight record from Alaska to New Zealand. "This organism is absolutely outstanding". Analagous to a man running 43 MPH for 7 days without stopping, drinking or eating	(21)
		Liverpool Philharmonic moves into Second Life. I know, you don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my juices flowing. But after his openings, he does tend to get a little farking boring	(19)
		Most common type of gorilla now "critically endangered." Wait, what?	(17)

		Melting Arctic icecap will expose new oil deposits, mineral resources and benefit shipping. And those libruls told me Global Warming was a bad thing	(31)
(Some Angry Guy)		Jedi Knight wins heroic victory against the Imperial Forces of Viacom	(16)
(Some Guy)		Apple cuts off Linux and third-party applications from the iPod. Suck it, iFanboys	(125)
(Some HD Lover)		Blu Ray shows how scared they are of HD DVD, calling their new triple layer 51GB discs a "publicity stunt"	(63)
		SCO files for Chapter 11. Where is your lawsuit now?	(36)
		Groundbreaking study by metro researchers finds that curly hair tangles less than straight hair. Still no cure for cancer, but at least the victims look fabulous	(29)
		Actual headline: "Gamestop won't sell games to stupid kids."	(124)
(KPTV)		Teacher finds old chalkboards with Apollo 10 lesson written on them. Students can't believe moon trip possible with such backward technology	(33)
		The 5 worst ways to get pwned in a videogame. Big Daddy demands a recount	(220)
		Japan launches SELENE moon probe in attempt to retrieve the Lance of Longinus	(76)
		"Should the internet be policed?" And what shade of brown should the shirts be?	(21)
		Rhode Island proposing a tough cyberbullying law: students and their parents could be prosecuted if the student is caught sending internet or text messages that prove disruptive to school. FYRI , YS, so STFU	(20)
		Men have a built-in gaydar, and it's usually right	(80)

(Some Guy)		Evolution of a home office set-up: you wish your basement looked like his does	(29)
(RCR News)		Verizon Wireless, claiming their constitutional rights were violated, sues FCC over "open-access" 700MHz rules	(27)
		Inventor creates water bottle that can clean over 4000 liters on a single filter. Can save the lives of disaster victims, military, the entire state of New Jersey	(22)
		The Google Lunar X Prize - $20 million to the first private company to put a robotic rover on the Moon	(152)
(Cracked)		The eight most common sci-fi visions of the future (and why they'll never happen)	(58)
		New Dubai tower now tallest free-standing structure in the world, dethroning the CN Phallus. Suck it, Canucks	(51)
		Some ER patients can begin checking in at computer kiosks. They're quick, efficient, and don't get involved in love triangles with that Croatian doctor or that Indian intern chick	(26)
		Parents all up in arms because the new Wii accessory looks like a gun	(101)
		Microsoft has published a patent for displaying advertisements on an operating system. Specifically, how to interrupt game playing, music listenting, and photo viewing with pop-up ads. Woohoo	(60)
		1/(salmon + BI) ≈ a/(a∞ + salmon ∞) - b/(salmon + salmon 2) = trout	(31)
(Some Guy)		Microsoft pushes update to Windows XP, even with auto-update turned off	(102)
(PRN)		After further (peer) review, more and more scientists are coming to the conclusion that the theory of man made global warming is just bad science	(212)
		Important tips to remember when the metal ones come for you. And they will	(51)
		Jeremy Jaynes, notorious Virginia spammer, wants you to know that he has a right to express himself by cluttering your inbox with ads for penis enlargement	(35)
(Gamasutra)		World Series of Video Games cancelled. In other news, there was a World Series of Video Games	(49)
(Some Guy)		The times, they are a-changin': Sun Microsystems will now package and resell Windows on its server systems	(24)
		New matter formed. Your scientist wants gamma-ray annihilation lasers	(34)
(NBC Action News)		TV meteorologist uses a highly sophisticated graphic to explain isotherms and frontal boundaries to us laymen	(22)
		Super-bright light helps scientists find out what's in books without opening them. Why can't they just get their opinions from the Amazon review like everybody else?	(18)
		People who go to college less likely to get cancer. Communication majors less likely to get jobs	(27)
		How to know that green obsession has gone too far: When one of the first things that's said about one of the most destructive bombs in the world is that it's environmentally friendly	(38)

(Some NY Times Guy)		The Sun will explode in 5 million years, but good news, Earth may survive	(83)
		It's getting cheaper, and easier, to unlock your iPhone. Suck it, AT&T	(26)
(Some Guy)		"Smallville" Season Seven trailer, featuring first look at Bizarro and Supergirl. Maybe this year Clark will figure out he can fly	(62)
		Scientists discover that tangerine peels kill cancer. Still no cure for herpes	(23)
		CNet: AdBlock Plus is evil. Next week, why spam blockers and firewalls should be criminalized	(136)
		New research finds chocolate isn't addictive and the researchers can quit any time they want. They just don't want to quit right now	(56)
		Study looks at how much women's breasts bounce when they jog. They could have saved thousands by asking farkers. (With pics)	(99)
(Some Guy)		Today is National Video Games Day	(85)
		With people, women look for a man with money. In the chimp world, women look for a man who can steal fruit	(25)
		Early man wasn't so intelligently designed after all: He wasn't able to run away from the dinosaurs	(35)
		Australian patients to get bar coded to cut down on the number of wrong body parts being cut. I came in for my hernia, I left with one arm	(12)
		Websites that offer help to computer users who are plagued by spyware -- and try to shut down the asshats behind it -- are finding themselves increasingly under attack, making those sites extremely difficult to access	(25)
		Raise a glass to world's first automated iBar that can work out what your drink is using sensors that calculate your glass shape	(21)

		"Halo 3" developer talks about the making of the game	(45)
(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The "Cosmos"-less Science Channel discussion thread	(188)
		Google under legal assault from incoherent Australians for spinning their drains in the wrong direction	(8)
		"Black Screen of Death" not true. Microsoft has announced pirated copies of Windows Vista will continue to perform as inadequately as the real ones	(35)
(Hollywood Reporter)		Two words: "Tron" sequel. Hopefully we can avoid a sequel to the homemade "Tron" outfit	(64)
(Some TF Lover)		After nine long years, "Team Fortress 2" is about to be released. Where is your Duke now?	(80)
		In-flight turbulence may become thing of the past, like on-time departures and leg room	(12)
		"Black Screen of Darkness" on pirated copies of Vista activated today by Microsoft. DAARRRRRRK	(97)
		AT&T abandoning blue in favor of… orange? Must be because Vonage has had so much success with it	(32)
		WoW player scolded by parents on Ventrilio. Cries like a baby	(113)
		The series of seven quakes that has rattled the California region during the past week and a half doesn't mean "The Big One" is more likely to hit soon. In Arizona news wetsuit sales jump 33% over the weekend	(34)
		Scientists invent new lies about origin of life on Earth. Invisible Sky Wizard nowhere to be found	(54)
(Tech Digest)		OSOYOU is a new social-networking site for fashionistas, complete with "virtual clothes hangers" to try on outfits. And people say Web 2.0 is a bubble waiting to burst	(9)
		NASA building silicon chips that can handle massively high heat, and then some	(19)
(The Syndicate)		To try to stop slumping CD sales, the RIAA launches the "Ringle," a ringtone/single combo. "It's revolutionary and will solve the music biz's problems," says one out-of-touch exec as he puts batteries in his Walkman	(50)
		Future smart cars would prevent accidents, hopefully with "Turbo Boost"	(19)
		Big Blue joins OpenOffice.org community. Millions of penguin-humpers rejoice	(15)
		Remember how ebola was going to kill everyone a couple of years ago? It's back	(20)
		Move over, Master Chief. Monty Python is the next big star of the XBox 360	(19)
		English Wikipedia reaches two million hopelessly inaccurate, poorly written articles	(31)
		Smellovision making a comeback. So next time Britney comes on TV you'll be able to smell the faint scent of alcohol, vicodin and despair	(31)
		IBM beats Microsoft over the head with its own code	(6)
		Stem cells: Best shaken, not stirred	(5)
		Want to protect your vision? Eat more spinach quiche	(18)
(The New Republic)		Harvard study pointing to obesity as a major contributor to death is full of baloney. Mmmm, baloney	(21)
		Researchers find no correlation between number of MySpace friends and number of real life friends	(32)
		Lamborghini announces a million euro car called the Reventon that will have a total production run of 20 vehicles (w/ amazing artistic renderings)	(55)

		Study shows that cialis makes your penis work, even if your legs don't	(17)
		Remember that mythical engine that runs on water the oil and car companies are supposedly keeping a secret? Maybe it's not so mythical after all	(115)
(Some Guy)		In the year 2000 as told by the French in 1910	(151)
		The song choices on your iPod says a lot about you. Your likes/ dislikes, whether you are organized or eclectic. It also establishes your identity after you are hit and killed by a bus and the police find no wallet on your body	(27)
(Some Guy)		The Sun seen from Alpha Centauri A	(68)
(Some Guy)		Scientists invent world's coolest and creepiest origami	(16)
(Some Guy)		Remember that a black hole begins when a dying star collapses in upon itself? Well, not so fast	(65)
		FBI squashes cybersquatter	(25)
(Some Guy)		AMD to launch new 4-core server chip, Intel sits back ... loading ... waiting to see ... loading ... if there is any ... loading ... real competition	(51)
(Tech Digest)		Apple sold its millionth iPhone on Sunday, the company has announced. Assuming a good 950,000 of those were sold before last week's price cut, that's $95m in $100 Apple Store credits for disgruntled early adopters. Ouch	(30)
(Some War Machine)		Iron Man teaser trailer hits. Submitter hit with repulsor blast of awesomeness	(100)
		Ah, Germany. Warning about electrosmog from Wifi and cellphones. You know who else created electrosmog? (this headline is now pre-Godwinned for your convenience)	(20)
(Some Guy)		Apple, with $14 billion in cash, considering taking part in the auction for a chunk of the wireless spectrum. Could result in own phone and computer networks plus much more	(33)
		Powerhouse player blesses Google Apps ... And that's Steve Ballmer you hear taking the Lord's name in vain	(5)
		Apple refunds Apple Lisa early adopters $7000 in store credit	(141)
		Chip implants linked to cancer in animals. Also linked to increased tinfoil sales among humans	(14)
		AMD leans on LucusFilms to promote latest Intel-killing processors	(20)
		Techno environmentalists decry mountaintop mining for coal. In other news, that new quad core dual video "extreme gaming" PC consumes up to 800W of precious coal powered go juice. Cause, meet outcome	(69)
(Engadget)		3M unveils very suggestive looking DLP projector	(29)
		Why the Earth's atmosphere is like an ocean and you're at the bottom of it. Right now you're sitting under the weight of 32,000 kilograms of air	(56)
		The future is here, in black and white. But does anyone understand it?	(45)
(Some Guy)		Fan creates giant Xbox 360, uses it to store movies and games	(35)
		3D images give early warning of genetic disorders in children, such as snaggletooth, butterface. Still no cure for monobrow	(12)
(Some Guy)		"Social websites" costing British employers £130 million a day, but employees only £2.50 per month based on current exchange rates	(10)
(Some Guy)		We all knew the internet would be used for crazies to spout their theories to everyone. Example, here is a guy claiming the search for Steve Fosset is actually a search for a missing nuke	(44)
		Salt linked to high blood pressure. Next study from Institutue of Blindingly Obvious expected to link 'sunset' to 'darkness', alcohol consumption to running Fark	(11)