Forget about the green vegetables you eat in hope of a long and healthy life. Research now shows it's the blue and red veggies that restrict and eliminate the growth of cancer cells. Here comes the science	(4)
(NASA)		Shuttle Performs A Fly-Around Of The Space Station	(10)
		Top ten jobs of 2012 include brain analysts, space tour guides. Girder bending robots strangely absent	(30)
(Some Guy)		How to make an emergency light from a pencil	(39)
(Some Guy)		AT&T's response to over-zealous iPhone billing: if you don't like it, we won't show you bill details at all	(23)
		Today's "surfing the internet is costing employers billions of dollars" story comes courtesy of Facebook	(8)
(Some Emulated Guy)		MAME on iPhone, very soon. WANT	(32)
		The size of a large suitcase, built by Apple in 1979, and it plays music: Introducing the never-released ancient ancestor to the iPod	(19)
(Consumerist)		AT&T claim $10 DSL really is available ... but only if you don't follow their directions	(23)
		Your mid-life crisis just got a whole lot more interesting... 2009 Corvette has 650 horsepower	(41)
(palmbeachpost.com)		iChurch thinks using iPods will help get the iHeathens into iHeaven	(61)
		Hundreds of camels have died in Saudi Arabia this week from a mystery ailment. Interestingly enough, all had a strange hump-like growth on their backs	(26)

		Sharks secretly have hands and feet, may try to cleverly disguise selves as plumbers or delivery men	(20)
		21st century technology known as "frozen smoke" could protect your home against bomb blasts, mop up oil spills and even help man fly to Mars. Step right up	(32)
(Some Guy)		Currently, the scientists conducting a battery of revolting tests are electrified to discover shocking new treatment, and amped up about possible cancer cure	(13)
		Japan unveils air-conditioned clothes. Advantage: The A/C works. Disadvantage: Shirts puff out and make you look fat	(25)
		New cycling jacket come with built-in brake lights and turn signals, in case for once in their goddamn life a bicyclist cares to indicate they are making a turn (pic)	(47)
		All those cities having a citywide wi-fi network installed this year, step forward. Not so fast, Houston	(8)
(NASA)		Hurricane Dean as Seen From the Space Station	(20)
		Ever wonder how an Automatic Transmission works? If you said "Voodoo" you were close	(54)
(TECH.BLORGE.com)		Deepak Chopra's comic book to be made into a MMORPG - from the trying too hard brand extensions department	(12)
		Remember that ad for the Sony PlayStation 9? They weren't kidding	(50)
		Amateur meteorologist uncovers serious flaw in NASA's global warming data. NASA acts like competent scientists and acknowledges the error. Ha, just kidding -- they tried to bury the mistake	(69)
		Too lazy to call for your pizza? Can't be bothered to order online? Text your order in. LrG SprEm KThXbyE	(48)

(Some Astronaut)		Astronaut Rick Mastracchio uses NASA camera to take a killer Myspace profile photo	(17)
		Don't look now, but the keytar is making a comeback	(57)
		Arctic Sea Ice at record low level EVERYBODY PANIC	(47)
		Contrary to what some obsolete book says, study finds that life began in space, not Earth	(75)
		The Onion reviews "Madden 08." Apparently this year's version comes with a new "Actually Have Fun While Playing" mode	(39)
(Some Guy)		What happens when you shoot a missile at kangaroos in a simulator? They fire stinger missiles back, of course	(28)
(Some hornswaglin cracker croaker)		Millions of elderly likely to lose TV access after digital switchover. MAAAAATLOCK	(56)
(Urocyon)		Software that blocks all advertisements is an infringement of the rights of website owners and developers	(137)
(Tech Digest)		Some bored fool sat in the cinema watching "The Bourne Ultimatum" and recorded every tech-related product placement. CIA uses Norton Antivirus? Suuuure	(65)
(VGB)		MTV to invest over $500 million in video games. What could possibly go right?	(62)
(immense knowledge)		Scientists unlock the secrets of the Rubik's Cube	(34)
(PonderAbout)		A discussion and detailed computer simulation of today’s best account of the moon’s formation, The Giant Impact Theory	(22)
		Rip Van Winkle Disease causes adolescents to sleep for weeks, binge or become hypersexual. In other words, they act exactly like teenagers	(91)
(TMZ.com)		Buzz Aldrin explains to Howard Stern why he got plastic surgery: "I'm in La La land ... I have a trophy wife"	(30)
		"Computers and mobile phones are the new smoking guns in relationship breakdowns, and checking them is the modern equivalent of a suspicious wife looking for lipstick on her hubby’s collar"	(23)

		Good news: Testosterone patch improves sexual desire in women. Bad news: Testosterone patch causes women to grow man sized testicles	(176)
		Adam Savage's top 10 websites he visits daily. Can you guess No. 1?	(170)
		Abortion pill safe. Suck it, Cons	(100)
(Channel4)		On the less sinister side of Wikipedia editing, someone in the Tory party central office thinks baby warthogs smell of poo	(38)
(Some Guy)		Xbox 360 version of popular online shooter may have fewer maps than PS3, PC version. Alternative solutions include swapping discs whenever you change weapons	(123)
		German scientists claim to have broken the light-speed barrier and gone straight to plaid	(197)
		Bandwidth crunch coming for cable companies. EVERYBODY DOWNLOAD	(29)
(Skype)		The sound of a million voices crying out and suddenly going silent	(22)
		The one reason Madden '92 will always be the greatest Madden version ever. Hint: run the quarterback sneak three times in a row and see what happens	(55)
		A working engine, made of paper, that runs on coffee	(20)
		Verizon fights fire with smoke screen	(2)
(tPC)		Pornstar Mia Rose no longer welcome at "World Of Warcraft." It appears the geeks at Blizzard Entertainment didn't appreciate "World of Whorecraft" as much as others did	(179)
		Fetus gets its own profile on Facebook. Suck it, Planned Parenthood	(162)
(Some Spiegel)		German scientists can predict freeway traffic jams with 90 percent accuracy. Still no cure for bratwurst	(27)
		WWF (no not that one, the animal one) sets up a "Conservation Island" in "Second Life" where you can chat with pandas and an Orangutan driving an ice-cream truck. I'll have a Rocket Pop, Clyde	(16)
		What, you ask, goes into the making of high-quality breast milk? Here comes the science	(10)
		Scientists break the speed of light, use duct tape to fix it	(71)
		First wave of iPhone bills a staggering 300+ pages	(204)
		Apparently, when stars the size of our sun die they go rocketing off like those super deluxe $7.99 roman candles	(9)
		Man who received a mechanical heart can't feel emotions like he used to	(36)

		This is probably the coolest one-of-a-kind wooden bicycle built for two that you'll see this week	(49)
(Some Guy)		Moderate blood alcohol levels may protect the brain after head trauma. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy	(64)
		Got a song stuck in your head? Can't figure out what it is? Now science can help	(95)
(Science Daily)		Science finds that painful memories, especially visual ones, are the hardest to forget. Submitter is then stuck for life with remembering Rosie O'Donnell's naked sex scene in "Nip/Tuck"	(25)
		Microsoft ups Hotmail storage to 5 GB. Suck it, Gmail	(72)
		Embryos may be damaged by bright lights. No word on effect of big cities	(24)
		Because of email and text messaging, actual vocal interaction with other human beings is declining. Welcome to the hive	(42)
(NASA)		Galaxy Evolution Explorer finds what NASA is calling a "star unlike any seen before." Briefing at 1:00 p.m. Eastern	(59)
		Researchers discover that one species of squirrel scares off snakes by getting its appendage hot and then waggling it aggressively at the snakes	(71)
		Shuttle crew answers kids' questions, the most popular being "Can I have your stuff?"	(8)
		UK's broadband power to be multiplied by about a million percent. The cost? Deep fried motherboards all around	(5)
		Bats use wi-fi; have broadband. No pop-ups	(7)
		Having cured cancer and unlocked secrets of the universe, scientsts create bendable battery (pic)	(10)
		Global Warming Models show that we will all die in 15 to 20 years due to Global Warming, but the data seems to be based on NASA and they seem to have screwed that up just a little bit. Oops	(59)
		NASA confident that the space shuttle Endeavour will not need repairs for when it re-enters the atmosphere at 18 times the speed of light	(151)
		Bronchitis is getting tougher... AND LEON'S GETTING LARGER	(45)
		Canadian scientists find a gene that turns cancers off. Still no cure for clichés	(15)
(Some Guy)		100 oldest domain names on the internet. AlGore.com strangely absent	(60)
		Ancient Japanese fishermen discovered America by following the kelp highway	(18)
		"Chernobyl not a wildlife haven"	(38)

(Some Guy)		The new hotness in spa treatment: tiny fish that eat your skin	(26)
(NY Times)		The New York Times is more than 20% sure we live in an artificial universe	(279)
		Man attempting to watch all Star Trek episodes, from the original version all the way through "Enterprise" — in chronological order. Also looking for a girlfriend. Which will he accomplish first?	(35)
(Damaris Sarria)		Space Shuttle engineer describes the tile situation and possible fixes on her "How I Am Becoming An Astronaut" blog. Bonus: she's hot	(166)
		Intresting article on the foam applied to shuttles, but my question is why can't they just spray some foam over the shuttles belly? Riiiight too simple gotcha	(25)
		Scientists stunned when woman claims to have grown a tomato with a strawberry in it and dubs it the straw-mato. Tomacco is also said to be in the works	(20)
		Headline: Yahoo edges Google in user satisfaction survey. Topic Icon: Says it all	(36)
		In 1500 BC, Ireland was already a hotbed of bronze age microbreweries, producing craft ales "which our forefathers would have drunk by the beaker after a hard day's hunting and gathering"	(31)
		Blowing in the ionic wind: Cool chips bring powerful computers, advanced applications	(7)
		Google wants to depose Stewart and Colbert in Viacom lawsuit. Why does YouTube hate America?	(64)
		Som of th k ys on Appl 's ultrathi alumi um k yboard do 't work. PW D	(61)
(via MSNBC)		The Internet makes it easier to discover just how much of a cheating whore your wife is	(623)
		Fred Risinger has spent the last decade serving alcohol to mice, some of whom drink the equivalent of several fifths of liquor each day	(64)
		Milk prices surpass gas prices, fueled by tree-hugging ethanol lovers and the Midwest's refusal to stop stuffing their faces with cheese and ice cream. At least according to NPR	(42)
(PonderAbout)		"Recipe for a Man-Made Universe." Physicist Brian Greene's instructions for the creation of a man-made universe	(41)
		Pretty much giving up, the American Heart Association lowers the recommendation on how much exercise Americans need	(54)
		Giant manta ray found off Mass. coast with 11-foot wingspan (with pic)	(76)
		Southerners and pranksters rejoice as the Snipe population takes a turn for the best	(19)
		Study states staring in mirror is good for your health. It's no longer vain, it's healthy	(23)
		Headline: "Common vitamins no help for women's hearts." Article: "Eating a diet rich in those vitamins does make for a healthier heart"	(20)
(PhysOrg)		Nano-batteries, ultrathin, ultralight, recharged by blood, sweat and tears. You make me so very happy	(29)

		Music producers decry the loss in fidelity caused by MP3 compression	(140)
		Is there a big difference between a shaken martini and a stirred one?	(70)
(Some Guy)		How "The Sixth Sense" deftly utilized Freud's theories on the preconscious, unconscious and conscious mind to produce its spectacular twist	(103)
(Motor Authority.com)		New diesel BlueMotion VW Golf crushes hybrids with 52 mpg. Batteries not included, or needed	(79)
(Medic Exchange)		Scientists find high intensity ultrasound causes white blood cells to cure you of cancer. Still no cure for... oh wait	(30)
(Some Guy)		Today may or may not be Erwin Shrödinger's birthday	(63)
		Two astronauts preparing for spacewalk today. No word on whether this will be when HAL-9000 plans to kill them	(101)
		The Chinese have developed a battery-powered cigarette that delivers nicotine without the toxins	(26)
		New "tag and release" program for Alzheimer's patients. When their population numbers are up, hunting licenses will be issued	(8)
(Some Guy)		Lego fan builds functional medieval-themed pinball machine	(11)
		UC Irvine built a 200 million pixel television. No, you can't have it	(84)
		Giant yacht engines used to create monster machine that simulates hurricanes (with pic)	(8)
		Scientists pinpoint what makes West Nile deadly. Turns out it's the dying part	(10)
		Pretards justify illegal downloading by arguing "everyone does it," raising age-old question whether they'd jump off a bridge if their idiot friends with earrings in their tongues and hair dyed colors only bees can see did it too	(100)
(Some Guy)		Scientists get together to run a computer simulation of what the entire universe looks like. The answer? A brain cell. Trippy	(65)
(Some Guy)		Where do the colors in the Google logo come from? It'll be a question on Jeopardy one day, I guarantee	(19)
(Some Guy)		People finding videos of people having sex stored on new cellphones they bought. Even more incredibly, they have a problem with this	(10)