REMINDER: tonight is the Perseid meteor shower, and it's a new moon. Grab a cold one and stay up late with your hunny bunny	(82)
		Experiment confirms Nobel prize winner's theory that egg white is highly resistant to bacteria, and it is not necessary to refrigerate eggs (with link to time-lapse video)	(53)
(Believe or Not)		Monster 43-foot flying V guitar sets new Guinness World Record, and plays a note so deep it's inaudible to human ears	(33)
		How to lead a healthy lifestyle while at the same time drinking your face off	(58)
(Some Astronaut)		♫ This is Rick and Dave to ground control ♫ We're stepping through the door ♫ And we're floating in a most peculiar way ♫ And we're gonna fix the space station today ♫	(18)
		"Household chores are less predictable and repetitive, making them difficult to explain to a machine. One answer is to design robots that are flexible for specific tasks, such as looking for Sarah Connor..."	(8)
		Trees that are eight million years old found in Hungary. Dick Clark fondly reminisces about planting them in the halcyon days of his boyhood (pic)	(33)
(The Memory Hole)		U.S. Army report on ESP in animals. Your dog knows you're thinking about getting him steak	(19)

		Archaeologists determine that most of Ireland's ancient monuments were actually used for brewing beer	(13)
		Amish businesses are now using green energy and modern technology. Because who knows more about electricity than the Amish?	(92)
		Google fails at something	(36)
		Quasars caught snacking on galaxies, let's hope none of them have sweet tooths	(15)
(mmoabc.com)		Jet Beetle with a Booster	(12)
(Some Guy)		Will the last person to leave Second Life please turn off the lights? Thanks, the Mgt	(148)

		SCO loses. Unwashed masses rejoice	(63)
		U.S. Geological Survey scientists predicts massive earthquake in Southern California causing thousands of deaths and billions of dollars in damage. EVERYBODY PAN . . . Eh, what's the use	(40)
		Space hotel to open for business in 2012. Three night stay for only $4 million. Book now before all the ocean-view rooms are taken	(41)
(PonderAbout.com)		What makes our moon unique amongst the solar system's other 150+ known moons? Let's just say that sometimes size does matter	(41)
(Some Guy)		Apple fanboy builds iPhone from scratch, looks better than the real thing	(26)
(Some Guy)		New Iron Man pic, versus its comic-book counterpart	(35)
(Ars Technica)		BitTorrent protocol closed...and open, most likely ajar	(26)
		The Perseid Meteor Shower is upon us, expected to be the best show in years	(82)
		"Many senior executives view virtual worlds as a waste of time." My level 47 elf mage takes umbrage with that comment	(34)
		MySQL ends enterprise server source tarballs, purple monkey dishwasher mambos dogface to the banana patch	(56)
		8000 year old settlement found under English Channel. Suck it Atlantis	(45)
		Possible shuttle foam strike worries NASA, maybe they should build a shuttle that can withstand the powerful force of foam	(215)
		Aggie engineering at its finest: Rather than pay to fix his car's A/C, college grad uses duct tape and bungee cords to strap a window unit to his car (w/pics)	(80)
		Scientists have found the loss of estrogen in older rats results in increased weight, blood glucose and blood pressure	(14)
(North Denver News)		You know what they say about men with large hands. They need plastic surgery to use their iphone	(43)
		All your lunar base are belong to us	(95)
(Some Guy)		According to immortality researchers, the first person to live to 1000 years old may be alive right now. Is it you?	(114)

		Vista fix packs now official releases, SP1 expected to come later this year. Suck it, whiners, STFUGBTW, Vista FTW	(123)
(Some Guy)		HTML 5 is on the horizon and it promises some cool new functionality. How long will it take IE to catch up? See you next millenium	(48)
		"Halo 3" preorders have passed the one million mark. Suck it, n00bs	(86)
		Vonage nearly done deploying patent workarounds	(19)
		Mass grave of dinosaurs discovered. Pol Potstone and Rocky Stalin wanted for questioning	(28)
(Some Guy)		In 83 BC, give or take a few centuries, Comet Kiess swung by the sun and laid down a trail of dusty debris that has been drifting toward Earth's orbit ever since. On Sept. 1, 2007, the dusty trail and Earth will meet	(52)
		Google mistakes own blog for spam, deletes it	(13)
		"The fact of the matter is that this is simply the Mac's time." Submitter cuts and pastes, grabs an aisle seat	(203)
		Porn company Perfect 10 sues Microsoft	(108)
		DUI defendant wins breathalyzer source code	(362)
		BBC explores why women don't go into science and engineering. "No microscopes by the dishwasher" strangely absent	(246)
(Some Guy)		360's sales plunge 60 percent in light of ridiculous failure rate. What was that about the PS3 sucking?	(237)
		Fatter people mean fatter corpses, which means morgues are spending more money on industrial cattle-hauling equipment to move your lifeless ass from Point A to Point B and eventually someone's gonna get hurt	(18)
		Thermal expert takes apart an Xbox 360 to find out what about it sucks. If you guessed everything, come forward and collect your prize	(82)
		Step 1: Patent video compression. Step 2: Get it accepted as a standard. Step 3: Sue everyone who uses it. Step 4: Prof... wait, not so fast Qualcomm	(25)

(wral.com)		Are you a mosquito magnet? Here comes the science	(53)
		This week's excuse for "the obesity epidemic": diet foods. Everybody pork rinds	(34)
		Study finds twist in human evolution. Chubby Checker unavailable for comment	(386)
		Amazon to open DRM-free MP3 store where the first downloaders get their song for free, then pricing increases based on demand. What could go wrong?	(65)
(Some Hobbit)		The power of The Googles proves that Frodo spent too much time wandering and not enough time saving Middle Earth	(125)
		In the future, street lights may be designed to be eco-conscious. Will still look like UFOs, though	(12)
		In the unlikely event of being expelled into outer space without a spacesuit: here is what will happen	(52)
		Rare Tortoiseshell cat found in San Diego (w/pic)	(290)
(Some Guy)		What does NOAA do when you try to make sure their data-gathering sites comply with NOAA’s own rules and find most do not? Why, hide the list of locations of course. Silly question	(151)
(Some Endrocine Soceity)		Watching Letterman and Leno cause you to get fat. If you watch Letterman, odds of overeating is slightly higher than Leno's. Here comes the science	(18)
		J.J. Abrams casts actual Russian as Pavel Chekov for "Star Trek XI." Wait till he finds out actual Russians don't really say "wessels"	(93)
		Scientist working on geothermal energy by boiling water on rocks three miles underground and using the steam to power a turbine. Only downfall seems to be the crab people	(29)
		Scientists discover largest ball of hot gas in universe, which was apparently disappointed not to get job hosting "The View"	(10)
		Researchers discover tool to do what Fark photoshoppers have been doing for years	(20)
(EFF)		Universal Music Group claims that stamping some words on a CD means that it belongs to them forever. We're pretty sure they licked it too	(61)
		A modern day Book of Revelations	(16)
		The earthship: a great solution to get yourself off the power grid and be fully sustainable -- if you don't mind living in a reclaimed gravel pit	(26)
(Some Scientist)		Why won't Al Gore debate his detractors?	(127)
		Researchers find spammers' Achilles Heel	(29)
(Malden Observer)		Ever wonder where the extra uranium for the Manhattan Project went? It was dumped in the ocean of course. Your lobstah wants a lead apron	(138)
		How far could cyber war go?	(26)
		Apple unveils redesigned iMac. "I'm an elitist wannabe" sticker still an optional extra	(273)
(Some Guy)		New United States Air Force software will take over flight controls of jets and prevent crashes despite the best efforts of the monkey behind the stick	(32)
(Some Guy)		"The rise of widespread nutritional deficiencies in the western world correlates almost perfectly with the introduction of the microwave oven. This is no coincidence"	(70)
		Foot-and-mouth may have started in a lab been spread by human contact. Randall Flagg unavailable for comment	(29)

		Six new species found that Noah saved from the flood	(16)
(Some Banana)		How to fix your scratched CDs/DVDs with a banana. Yes, this actually works	(69)
(Some Guy)		Internet addicts being sent to reboot camp	(10)
(Some Guy)		So long, and thanks for all the fish	(183)
		New study finds U.S. residents will spend more time on the Internet than reading papers for first time. Some guy swilling beer in Kentucky believed to be somewhat responsible	(6)
		An international team of astronomers has discovered a giant planet orbiting another star. Approximately 70 percent bigger than Jupiter, it is the largest known "gas giant," narrowly beating previous title holder Bill O'Reilly	(23)
		Man builds "plugin" which allows furries in "Second Life" to simulate sex	(42)
(iF Magazine)		World of Warcraft The Movie Coming	(83)
(FMQB)		Webcast royalty bill talks lose steam in Congress. Internet radio countdown to extinction clock starts ticking once again	(15)
(Some Guy)		ABC's "Masters of Science Fiction" pulls in half the viewing audience of usual "America's Funniest Home Videos" rerun	(88)
(Some Guy)		Shuttle Endeavour like new after upgrades, equipped with a new cockpit, modern satellite navigation gear, mini bar, advanced main engine sensors and diaper changing station	(34)
(Capcom)		With an entire mall at his disposal, Frank didn't go for the women's lingerie. Instead he decided to kill Zombies. (Sponsored Link)	(126)
		Sousaphone Hero not selling well despite two dozen public-domain marches, 27 customizable fat-guy avatars, and 135 player co-op marching band mode	(36)
(Some Poor Guy)		In its lastest attempt to control everything, Google will start to pay users for confirming business information. Google monopoly trifecta in play	(14)
		Only about 40 percent of space shuttles launch on time. NASA proud to have better record than American Airlines	(63)
(The Oil Drum)		Mythbusters: Ethanol and foreign-oil displacement	(132)
(Mental Floss)		What would you do with 66,000 business cards? If your first thought was "Menger Sponge," you get a gold star	(22)
		Microsoft cuts prices for X-Box 360. Still includes random stop working forever feature	(93)
		Turns out Google may just be your garden-variety monopoly after all	(176)
		Scientists have determined that adult binge drinkers prefer beer. Sweet, lovable, nutritious, wonderful, life-giving beer	(25)
(Register-Guard)		Special email service helps mentally disabled communicate. Of course, we've all heard of AOL by now	(30)
(Physorg)		Corollary to the McDonald's label test: Adults enjoy food more when the wine served has a fancy label	(25)
		Three-million-year-old fossil to tour U.S. -- and for once it's not Keith Richards	(13)
		Coffee may slow decline of memory in women. Men doomed to forget their anniversary every year regardless of their coffee intake	(49)
		Long ago, a Mario anime was made, and Farkers unanimously exclaimed "wtf?"	(15)
		Fungus sex is a threat to frogs. You heard it here first	(9)
		Scientists, who have apparently never watched "the X-Files," successfully revive microbes which have been frozen in the Antarctic ice for the last eight million years	(18)
		Attention underage California farkers: You can now buy any video game you want, no matter how bloody	(31)
		Scientists reveal secret of levitation - Can a brother get a "Holodeck" now?	(28)

(Some Guy)		Suspicious similarities between Blizzard's Lich King and EA's Witch King. Sauron called, he wants his outfit back	(55)
		Worst video game sequels in history. Halo 2 strangely absent	(114)
		Inside the mysterious disorder of "sleep eating," in which the sleepwalker is driven to eat buttered cigarettes, salt sandwiches, Brillo pads--but never vegetables	(12)
		Scientist: Galaxies to enter into four-way, massive cameras everywhere prepare for Big Bang	(23)
		New flashlight to emit series of disorienting and nausea-inducing images. Device will be available to anybody except Courtney Love, because you can't cross the streams	(17)
(Tech Digest)		An internet campaign is underway to replace Tom as everyone's first MySpace friend. We're surprised he hasn't already hopped it to Facebook like the rest of us	(14)
		How to disable the RFID chip in your passport - Stop... Hammertime	(59)
(kgw.com)		Male fish gives birth at Oregon aquarium	(75)
		Actual headline: "Digital technology is everywhere". Insert Ric Romero joke here	(74)
		RIAA collection agency SoundExchange discovering there are restrictions placed on where and how they can spend their money. Subby playing them DRM version of 'Cry Me a River'	(32)
		How crack cocaine works	(110)
		Zoo sets up Facebook page to find new partner for black-necked swan whose mate was killed by a fox. Go on - have a gander	(29)
		Researchers find breast implants increase suicide risk. Or maybe suicidal types are more likely to go for implants. These researchers don't really get the whole correlation ≠ causation thing	(154)
		Newspaper outs "Fake Steve Jobs," who takes it like a man-god	(11)
(Some Guy)		"Cockroach-2000 reporting for search and rescue duty, sir"	(11)
(Grand Rapids Press)		Nissan to begin offering a car that will decelerate itself if it senses that a crash is imminent	(39)
		Waiting to have elective surgery is not that extreme, unless it's surgery to remove a pencil stuck in your head 55 years ago	(53)
		"From the user's point of view, they wouldn't know if it was IPv6 or V8 juice. They just want their MTV"	(20)
		Curing ADHD in children may be as simple as removing their tonsils	(79)
(CEO Smack)		Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says he refuses to bow to Chinese officials like Google and Yahoo - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [Edit]	(49)
		Terrorists could exploit security flaws in SCADA systems and gain control of oil refineries and power stations. You may panic… now	(13)
		Technology used in filming Harry Potter movies being reused to help British military spy planes locate bad guys	(16)