How to do 10 things your IT department doesn't want you doing at work. Click to the right to hear from IT farkers who are on to your tricks, and have already reported you	(10)
		DVD frozen in carbonite headed for Mars. Boba Fett and Jabba the Hutt unavailable for comment	(12)
		While men have sex on the brain, women it seems, have it more in the nose	(85)
		Blackle, Google's all black background search saves "750 Megawatt-hours a year" by displaying black instead of white	(30)
		Indiana University is dumping google for ChaCha. No word on when Salsa will become Ball State's search engine	(14)
		From the Eniac and Univac to the PC. A cool museum of computer history	(24)
(Popular Mechanics)		The science and art of making and throwing boomerangs	(15)
		Scientists claim "(geothermal energy) could fill the world's annual needs 250,000 times over with nearly zero environmental impact." Radon-222, polonium-210 unavailable for comment	(42)
		Now your dog can sleep like Michael Jackson	(16)

(Some Guy)		We have made an assumption that aliens will be friendly - a dangerous assumption. EVERYBODY PANACK ACK ACK ACK	(79)
(Freedom To Tinker)		More bad news from the California e-voting reports. One of the manufacturers hard coded the virtually uncrackable password "12345678" into its machines	(40)
		Turns out that lyin', cheatin' stem cell researcher DID find something after all	(20)
		Scientists find sunshine fights breast cancer. In other news, men gain legitimate way to get women to expose their breasts in public	(67)
		Starting in 2008, Marvin the Martian will be able to visit a library thanks to NASA. I suspect that quarter library fines will make him very angry	(55)
		Titicaca is just as dirty as it sounds	(17)
		"Radioactive Boyscout" caught stealing smoke detectors. With radioactive posion-looking picture goodness	(52)

(Science Daily)		Using beer to study the diffusion of mulitply scattered acoustic waves. Beer, is there anything it can't do?	(9)
		NASA spokesman explains delay in shuttle's launch, "They were literally trying to put 25 pounds of work in a 10-pound bag." Thanks for clearing that up, George	(48)
(Some Guy)		Do red shirts really die more often in Star Trek? Open up your spreadsheet and follow along with this rich Web 2.0 analysis	(97)
		What small but significant technological digital-age phenomena has transformed the face of news reporting? The humble hyperlink. Bonus: Fark gets a shout-out	(8)
(CAP News)		Eager fans begin camping out for iPhone 2.0	(29)
		How do you get a secret username and password out of an IRS employee? ... Just ask	(108)
(Tech Dirt)		AT&T CEO says they don't promote $10 DSL because nobody wants it	(216)
		Indian call center outsourcing to Ohio	(133)
(Some Latino)		Leaked footage of the Batpod in action from the upcoming movie. DO WANT	(65)
		Next up for Google: actually capturing the murders on Google Earth cams	(43)
(Some Guy)		Now all scientists need is a drop of sweat to determine your sex, diet, and smoking habits	(13)
		Im in ur car, sniffin ur beer breath	(22)
		Earth to go splat on the Sun like bugs on windshield	(19)
(Some Guy)		Odd skull discovery shows evidence of interbreeding between humans and Neandertals. Geico Caveman whistles, walks away	(233)
(Sky News)		The flying cars are here! The flying cars are here!	(206)
		Possible T. Rex tracks found in Colorado. Paleontologists rejoice by getting it on, banging a gong, getting it on	(21)
		Slashdot begins to allow users to submit, tag, discuss and vote on news stories. Sounds familiar	(141)

(Some Guy)		Scientists use alternating electric fields to jiggle electrically charged particles in cells back and forth hundreds of thousands of times per second. Still no cure for ... hey wait	(21)
		British firm to unveil PC that will fit into standard wall socket. (pics)	(34)
(Some Guy)		IPhone kiosk runs Windows XP, not professional version	(43)
		Do Not Call Registry gets wake-up call	(64)
		Underwater "mud volcano" creates new island off coast of Trinidad. Plans already underway for new Starbucks, Wal-Mart	(17)
(CHUD)		"Mad Max" director tapped for new "Justice League" movie, featuring Superman, Batman, The Flash, Aquaman and Jon Stewart	(110)
		Huge tech companies with massive patent portfolios see nothing wrong with today's system that can't be hashed out in court. That is, if no one has patented that idea yet	(11)
		Aztec pyramid ruins found in Mexico City, rumored to be built entirely out of Canel's Chiclets	(85)
		Disney buys pre-teen oriented online community for $350 million. Drew puts on mouse ears and begins figuring out how to add penguins to Fark	(22)
		Microsoft to make Works 9 advertising-based. There's nothing like popups when working in spreadsheets	(53)
		Scientists create 12-headed jellyfish. Creation of five-assed monkey still elusive	(18)
(Some Autobot)		Big Optimus Prime birthday cake. Calories in disguise. Not a very good disguise, admittedly	(14)
(Some Guy)		Uber-hawt geek goddess Morgan Webb starts a new tech vlog and links to Fark	(430)
		Ants and their socialist agenda help scientists solve traffic congestion	(15)
		Taxi company keeps human heart on ice before delivery. Didn't they do that in Rat Race with Mr. Bean too?	(38)
		"Okay, it's one word.... three syllables.... sounds like 'Cabana'..."	(21)

(Some Guy)		Worst tattoo ever	(555)
		Maybe Douglas Adams was right	(65)
		AI researchers design computer that can understand simple jokes. "The War at Home" finally gets a target audience	(31)
		Big carmakers rev up operating system for networked car of the future. Vroom, vroom	(20)
		Major mod chip crackdown in the US. Quick, put away your Wii	(179)
		Rare glass sponge found on Pacific seafloor. Scientist are still unable to determine the shape of its trousers	(27)
		Brand new "Star Trek" episode coming out 8/23 featuring Sulu, who came out last year	(48)
		Remember that "alcohol causes colon cancer" article? Just drink some coffee and you're good to go. Submitter off to find a case of Buzz Beer	(41)
		Japanese porn industry extends welcoming tentacle to Blu-ray	(45)
		Woot.com's famous $1 "Bag-O-Crap" sale may soon have some new additions	(36)
(Fun Tech Talk)		Dog pees on computer server rack and shuts down business	(17)
(theinquirer.net)		Did Intel run a racist ad? Inquiring minds want to know (with OMG-what-were-they-thinking pic)	(165)
		It rains year round in Germany and clouds cover the skies for about two-thirds of each day, yet the country has managed to become the world's leading solar power generator	(51)
(Some EnviroBlog)		Company saves old traffic lights from taking up space in landfills by turning them into trendy yuppie lamps. Submitter would like 20 redlights and one green	(30)
		Businesses are not switching to Vista. Microsoft finds their lack of faith... disturbing	(151)
		FCC announces rules for wireless auction, denies Google bid for rule requiring wholesale access	(35)
		Finally farkers, a sexy geek gift for all the women in your lives. Unfortunately, I don't think you'd be comfortable seeing your mothers in this	(34)

(Some Guy)		Society is splitting into intellectual, tech-savvy Eloi versus anti-Science Morlocks	(174)
(Some Guy)		Kevin Zuccato, head of Australian Crime Centre, says terrorists can gain training in games such as World of Warcraft - a simulated environment, using weapons that are identical to real-world armaments	(188)
(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The "Cosmos"-less Science Channel Discussion Thread	(193)
		"Plants make actual voice calls to owners to inform them of its needs." Just when you thought it was safe to be a vegetarian. Damn you, damn you all to heck	(61)
		A week before Endeavour's planned liftoff, NASA has found a small problem with the cabin leaking. However, no need to panic... what could possibly go wrong with such a reliable spacecraft?	(16)
		US-Mexico border fence might harm local wildlife. Ecologists worry that if Mexicans cannot migrate this may disrupt normal breeding and lead to a decline in population	(77)
		Apple sells three-billionth download from iTunes. Cue the whiners, naysayers and all four people who own the Zune	(146)
		Archaeologists discover ancient Egyptian bowling alley, issue desperate plea for shoe freshener	(23)
		McDonald's salads are saltier than a Big Mac	(190)
(Some Guy)		"Bottom line: social media is making progress, but not really there yet"	(3)
(You call him Doctor Jones)		Lego Indiana Jones video game announced. (w/video preview)	(40)
		Since a patent was issued for clicking a button to buy an item on-line, the company holding it actually thinks it's worth money. Subby plans to patent dancing monkeys	(16)
		Environmentalists stunning fish with electricity in effort to monitor falling numbers are discovering that fish frequently stunned by electricity are too freaked out to mate	(30)
		Headline: "Smoking one joint as bad as five cigarettes." Actual article: "five cigarettes" is the high end of the range, and only tobacco smokers develop emphysema. Oh, and nobody smokes two packs of joints per day	(411)
(Some Guy)		Marvel vs. Science: Five of the goofiest superhero origins	(42)
		Gene for left-handedness found, linked to the gene for being an Eskimo albino lesbian midget	(50)
		Renewable energy is junk science	(253)
		Tropical Storm Chantal breaks out of its tropical depression	(20)
(Some Guy)		The Pentagon wants to put microchips in soldiers. You know, just to monitor their health. Not to track them when they're off duty. No, no, no absolutely not	(47)
		Strange video of a streetlight falling down, bouncing back up again, only to fall again and blow up in a shower of unobtanium sparks. Seriously, can anyone plausibly explain this??	(77)
		Left-handers more at risk of mental illness, being sinister, evil	(82)

		New umbrella going on sale this week not only keeps you dry but will also forecast rain	(18)
		LA Times reporter has covered riots and fires but had never been injured until being assaulted after leaving a comic book convention	(17)
		World's worst mass extinction, worse than anything caused by an asteroid impact or by mankind, apparently caused by mollusks. Here comes the science	(35)
		With a little bit of work, you can make a Wii controller measure your car's performance. When you nerds aren't submitting Star Wars threads, you can do some cool stuff	(18)
		DeLoreans to be produced again in 2008. No word on whether Mr. Fusion comes standard	(30)
		Man breaks time record for finding 13th root of a 200 digit number. That ought to impress the chicks	(16)
		The Missile Museum at White Sands. Subby thinks your museum can keep their ancient Egypt displays, he wants nukes	(9)
		Apparently there's a marketplace for gadgets that remind you that you left your kid in the car, you irresponsible dumbass of a parent	(92)
		What's the biggest threat to your relationship? You're staring right at it	(38)
		Wikipedia founder launches DIY search engine in hopes of getting some of that sweet, sweet, Lycos cash	(12)
(Huliq.com)		Tits abandon offspring seeking ass	(5)
		Actress, mathematician, and total hottie Danica McKellar wants everybody to know that Math Doesn't suck	(46)
(Some Guy)		First it was smoking, then fatty food, now air conditioning is bad for you. Apparently, pissed off is the healthiest state of human existence	(32)
		YouTube will commence full suckage within the next two months. When they are done with it, the only videos you'll be able to view are Hope is Emo and that horrible "Final Countdown" cover band	(30)
		Voyage to the bottom of the Canadian Sea uncovers new elephant-eared octopus. With pic goodneFTHAGN IA IA	(19)
		Thanks to new online learning network, Seattle HS students surmise Hitler would have enjoyed "Paperback Writer" on his iPod while King Philip II of Spain would have rocked to "Beat It"	(6)
		Moon to conspiracy theorists: Pull my finger	(13)
		Global Warming has caused the number of hurricanes to double, as evidenced by all of the hurricanes we've had in the past two years	(61)
(Science Blogs)		This week's Bush political appointee suppressing science is William R. Steiger	(23)
(Some Guy)		Tatooine? Please. M6-117? That's nothing. Planets in the HD 98800 system would have four suns	(33)
		New software may allow you to search for songs to download by singing into your computer	(33)
		Hybrids may be over. Honda introduces a clean diesel engine that runs about 33% cleaner and greener than a hybrid. Bonus: It's selling like hotcakes in the UK	(142)