(NASA.gov)		NASA map depicts how much of the US's land is covered with lawn. Get off my country	(36)
(TrekMovie.com)		Video featuring Wil and George "Fabulous" Takei debating the presidential qualities of Kirk and Picard	(24)
(Sky & Telescope)		Scientists explain why a walnut-shaped death star is shaped like a walnut-shaped death star. French rebels surrender	(11)
		AT&T appears to be backing down from its objection to the "open access" concept of the upcoming 700MHz FCC auctions. Google seems to be happy	(3)
		Rabbit ears to become obsolete in 2009. Trailer park living rooms still reeling from the 1970's loss of console TV's	(27)
		"Any attractive young woman who drops off her computer with the Geek Squad should assume that her photos will be looked at" - former agent	(38)
(PonderAbout)		Physicist Brian Greene shows how M Theory can account for the "amazing weakness" of gravity	(286)
(CityNews)		Moon landing footage digitally remastered into HD, so you can totally see the strings and cables now (w/ video)	(231)
		Ask.com challenges Google by promising to not tell anyone about your late night tranny midget porn searches	(23)
(Some Guy)		"Dear Amp'd customer. As of 12:01 a.m. July 24th Amp'd mobile will terminate service with all subscribers. We apologize and thank you for your patronage. P.S. we apologize for telling you this via a text message."	(163)
(Some Guy)		Man who was cut in half lives to walk again. We have the technology, we can rebuild him with scrawny midget robot legs	(27)
		EVDO? Please. RevA? Too slow. UMTS? Get serious. Sprint joins forces with Clearwire, officially announces WiMax for 2008	(17)
		You can use the "infinity + 1" argument again	(127)
(Some Guy)		This guy makes the coolest watches made from junk you've ever seen	(21)
		Armed gang kidnaps one of the world's top RPG gamers after one criminal's girlfriend lured him into a fake date using Orkut. Wait, it gets better	(75)

(Physorg.com)		Remember that dust devil you saw last week? Yeah, well, this is its daddy	(9)
		In car navigation system for toddlers. All roads lead to McDonalds	(7)
		Mars rovers halted after three week long dust storm blocks out 99% of the sunlight and drops temps to -80. Hell, when I was a kid, they didn't even close school for that	(20)
(Techdo)		Firefox 3: Preview of the User Interface	(36)
		Taser markets pretty pink stun gun to the ladies (pic)	(26)
		Global warming may be forcing Bigfoot closer to human habitation	(17)
		Shyness: Cured. Cancer: Not so much	(37)
		The greatest invention for internet porn since broadband connections	(33)
		"Politicians have learned to fear and revere the video-sharing web site that has become a vital part of the campaign for the 2008 U.S. presidential election": YouTube	(25)
		ISS crew to dump 1,600 lbs of trash overboard. Millennium Falcon sees perfect chance to esacpe	(28)
		Japan to use technology to warn for next earthquake, Godzilla rampage	(6)

		Vista successor given code name Seven. George Costanza unavailable for comment	(71)
		Google takes another step towards world domination, gets set to buy the atmosphere for $4.6 billion	(15)
		Orange and grapefruit rinds to be converted into gas. Motorist say idea is very a-peeling	(13)
		Gentlemen, we have the technology: Redesigned C-Leg limb prosthesis will have 10 operating modes and adapt automatically between walking gaits	(16)
		Details lacking, but Duke's iPhone mystery problems reportedly "resolved." Duke, of course, still sucks	(9)
(PhysOrg)		Saturn V rocket restored in Houston	(39)
(LiveLeak)		Coolest video you'll see today of a fin-stabilized, submunition-dispensing funky HE round fired from a tank main gun in ultra slow mo	(41)
		The corporate sing-along returns -- GAAA	(25)
		Chrysler mistakes YouTube for all of Internet in fight to pull down Dodge dog electrocution video	(83)
		The new "Crew," continuing the Dodge tradition of designing egg-mobiles since 1980	(26)
		FBI admits to using spyware. Cigarette Smoking Man chuckles to himself in a shadowy office	(21)
		That's no moon... oh wait, yes it is	(40)
		If you're looking to consumer electronics to fill the role of God in your life, you've probably already discovered that the iPhone is not God	(39)
(Some Guy)		A review of the top IRC clients for OS X	(42)
		Some people are disappointed with Google’s recent $925m profits. In other news, Google Image Search results for world’s smallest violin are at an all time high	(13)
		Wondering if that midget-pr0n tattoo has staying power for decades to come? "Removable" tattoos are now available	(18)
(Popular Mechanics)		C════╬═════x══ﮎ	(66)
(Some Guy)		Why you should never smash a can of WD-40 (language is not safe for work)	(51)

		Vista blows so hard that it's the biggest factor in the booming sales increase of XP	(124)
		The coolest 11 pics of tiny computers you'll see today	(52)
		Meet the world's most popular blogger, with 100 million page views in two years. It's not Drew	(11)
(Some Guy)		I, for one, welcome our genetically modified tropical Zebra Fish overlords and laugh at the futile attempts of heavily armed Kiwi SWAT teams to stop them	(6)
(Some Guy)		“Someday homeowners will even be able to print sheets of these solar cells with inexpensive home-based inkjet printers"	(18)
		Having cured cancer, reversed global warming and figured out the plot from "Lost", scientists create a computer program that can beat you at checkers. Every time	(96)
(Boing2)		JK Rowling's flying monkeys use image metadata to track down camera of person who photographed and leaked latest Potter book	(59)
(News Target)		Researchers claim 84% of sunscreen products are harmful to your health. Here comes the science	(39)
(Suicide Girls)		Wil Wheaton's "Geek in Review": On the benefits of going off the grid (some ads may Not be safe for work)	(14)
		Hogwarts I.T. director quits, saying: "Hogwarts I.T. communications infrastructure will remain dependent on owls, talking letters and the use of Floo powder"	(32)
		Owl trainer explains that owls will not really deliver mail	(29)
		African students putting laptops donated by Americans to good use – they're surfing porn on them	(39)
		You know that great feeling you get when you find a quarter in the sand with your metal detector? Now imagine finding $1.5 million worth of ancient Viking booty	(39)
		Cyber-criminals using stealthier malware, apparently turning into cyber-ninjas. Cyber-pirates still trying to get used to coding with those hooks	(11)
(I don't know)		Coming soon: You can't do that online	(23)
(Some Orthodox)		OMG Harry Potter breaking the Sabbath1	(61)
		Congress considers reforming patent law so lobbyists never again have to face the horror of losing Blackberry service	(6)
		Atari 800 Demo. Oh how we miss thee	(31)
		Gates: How piracy helped Microsoft conquer China	(7)
		Quantum causality experiment to happen September 15th. You are going to will have had already submitted this with the results	(71)
		It'll cost you $40 million now to take a trip up to the International Space Station	(11)
		NASA's decision to jettison junk hardware from the International Space Station has Chicken Little on edge	(8)
		The evil geniuses at Harvard have invented the first flying robotic insect, because there's a real shortage of the naturally occurring ones. Agent 86 not impressed	(19)
(Some Guy)		Apple's first touchscreen phone from 1983	(28)
(ScienceDaily)		Scientists develop an adhesive so powerful it could stick a criminal charge on a rich white guy	(13)

		The History of the Internet... in five minutes	(28)
		FBI warns Americans about opening three dangerous emails. Ooh, what's inside??	(109)
		Original Transformers boxed collection sells for $1,000,000	(42)
(gamasutra)		The history of Civilization	(28)
		Saying "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock" will not get you into a woman's drawers. Here comes the science	(248)
		Ex-general says GPS degradation can be eliminated if you repeat the magic words to the Pentagon in the right order, but no one has done it yet. Adding chicken blood might help too	(20)
		On this day in 1942, Germany fielded the world's first operational jet fighter, the Messerschmitt 262. Thanks to Allied bombing runs on Germany arms factories, it had no impact on the outcome of the war. (pic)	(59)
		"Dead Zone" exists in Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Louisiana. If you swim in it, you can see George W. Bush nuking Iran	(73)
		Pew pew, pewpewpew, peeeewwwww	(48)
		"Blogging: The word itself sounds like a lower intestinal function to expel a blockage caused by words. The send key on computers should have a picture of a toilet and a little flushing noise when you press it"	(20)
		"Haha suck it FBI, you'll never find me. What's this? Oooh... sparkly MySpace message"	(38)
		Pediatric Ritalin may have a serious effect on young... oooh cool, a slinky	(47)
(Some Guy)		What Microsoft researchers develop when not fixing Vista bugs	(36)
		Peter Moore, the Microsoft executive who brought us the Xbox 360, has jumped ship for Electronic Arts. Now your game disks will be able to scratch themselves	(47)
		Mind-controlled bionic hand goes on sale -- just try not to think about certain things	(112)
(Some Guy)		New study on plug-in hybrid electric vehicles out tomorrow unless there is a brownout. Then maybe the next day. Call the 800 number for updates	(18)
		Birds defy laws of physics by flying faster than they should be able to. Simple answer: Magic	(30)
		Listening to music releases the same "feel good" chemicals as eating and having sex. This is why I can't quit you, Billy Ray Cyrus	(26)
		Air New Zealand, Boeing is secretly working with biofuel developer to create world's first environmentally friendly aviation fuel from algae. Don't tell anybody	(12)
		Sprint's next brilliant move? Upping your contract by two years when you call customer service	(74)
		Hey all you stiffs and deadbeats, donate your body to science now	(5)

		New study shows diets rich in fruits and vegetables are no better than unhealthy diets when it comes to contracting breast cancer. Have a nice day	(17)
		An ad for Al Gore's most famous invention, 13 years later	(31)
		This hot bikini-clad Japanese girl is apparently holding a waterproof phone. Can anyone else see it?	(32)
(TechNewsWorld)		Shelf life of Google cookie goes from moldy to stale	(13)
(tech.uk.msn.com)		Why gaming became cool	(51)
(Tech Digest)		Top 10 new Facebook applications, including one to create a Lego Man avatar, a Pokemon Pokedex, a 'find your celebrity double' app, and a badge to boast that you've got an iPhone. All essential stuff, obviously	(25)
(gameindustry.biz)		Someone declares Sony will be the "clear leader" in the console wars by March '08. Was it A) a Sony executive, B) a delusional egomaniac, C) a retarded talking monkey or D) all of the above?	(139)
		Internet VOIP provider SunRocket has finally reached its destination and exploded	(29)
		NOD32 antivirus won't shut down, has no override. EVERYBODY PANIC. Or not	(56)
		Microsoft's newest DRM software is already cracked. Sisyphus takes a break from his boulder rolling to point and laugh	(32)
		Shhhhhhh. NOAA just launched one of the quietest ships in the world	(15)
(Some Space Perv)		MIT develops skintight spandex space suit, bringing every space anime series closer to fruition	(43)
		After years of grueling research, scientists discover a flower that smells like sweaty feet. Insert cancer cliche here	(5)
		Facebook: The bluffer’s guide	(11)
		"If you have a mobile phone on, please switch it off. If it is on your Jedi utility belt, please get a life"	(33)
		Separated at birth: Sergey Brin and Butt Head?	(10)
		Pet injuries peak during full moons. Your dog wants a helmet	(30)
		For the Beer, Science, and/or Photography Geek: the complete fermentation of beer recorded via uber-cool time lapse video	(28)
		iPhones take down Duke's wireless network. Duke sucks	(48)
(Some Guy)		Scottish residents spend more time on their cell phones than any other people in Europe, probably because no one can understand what the fark they are saying	(7)
(Some Guy)		Flooding brings spider explosion to homes, creepy-crawly tag to Fark	(15)
(Some Guy)		Japanese invent cleaning robot that can work elevator controls to move itself around highrises, search for Sarah Connor on top floors	(7)
		Vanuatu rated as happiest nation on Earth according to Happy Planet Index. In other news, there is a Happy Planet Index. In even more news, there is a country named Vanuatu	(80)
		"According to a number of historians and classicists, domesticated cats have probably been of greater practical value to humanity than domesticated dogs"	(118)
		The question 'Why humans began walking upright' has finally been answered	(33)
(Some Guy)		Breaking news - the entire internet has crashed	(30)

		Planets go splat like bugs on a windshield. "It is a little bit like a tiramisu or a cappuccino." Here comes the science	(9)
(National Geographic)		Proof elephants never forget: They've figured out how to avoid being blown up by landmines	(17)
(Some Guy)		Madden 08 to allow gamers to buy replica Super Bowl rings. The 10-carat gold rings will be worth $2 in a year when Madden 09 comes out	(27)
(www.techsww.com)		Decoding XML String Values (PHP version)	(45)
		Archeologists unearth 2,400-year-old golden mask, take turns fighting crime, singing Cuban Pete, and boning Cameron Diaz	(71)
		Robot Squadron headed to Iraq. Cyberdyne approves. Sarah Connor unavailable for comment	(122)
(Some Guy)		Red Dwarf named greatest science fiction TV show ever. Suck it, BG	(145)
(Tech Digest)		Ten tech trends that will define 2007. Telly 2.0, green gadgets, Blu-ray v HD DVD, virtual reality, touchscreens, mobile social networks, lifecasting, Bluetooth audio, DRM-free music, and Wi-Fi PMPs. What, no pr0n?	(33)
		Two top NASA officials resign as Endeavour prepares to launch. EVERYBODY PANIC	(17)
(Some Guy)		So, remember Friday's doomsday topic about Internet Radio disappearing today?	(36)
		Sony launches venture to find the stars of the Internet. Submitter wishes to announce he is ready for his close-up	(14)
		British dog gets carbon fiber prosthetic paw. Oscar Goldman, Max, unavailable for comment	(42)
		New TV detector can reach into any home. "We have the technology to ensure that anyone watching TV without a valid licence can and should expect a visit" (with strange pics)	(278)
(Some Guy)		Sci-Fi Channel to start airing three-minute episodes of "Battlestar Galactica" in October	(25)
		Farscape is (sorta) coming back. Frel, yeah	(42)
		Moebius strip riddle solved at last tsal ta devlos elddir pirts suibeoM	(46)
		A second X-Files movie is almost in production? I want to believe	(50)
		The next 200 years are going to suck. Sorry kids	(59)
		Extinct egg-laying mammal named after Sir David Attenborough turns out to be not extinct	(15)
		Scientists discover back pain caused by poor intelligent design. Here comes the science	(30)