(Airplane Junkie)		787 Rollout will be webcast live at 3:30 PDT. Link goes to webcast. Thank you Airbus for increasing my bonus this year	(57)
(Satisfaction... to the world)		Kansas researchers just sure you'll love a new, high-fiber Snickers. Hmmm, fiber	(19)
(Linux Distro News)		Rev. Al Sharpton to start campaigning for Linux	(93)
(Some virgin)		Why the Death Star's trash compactor in Star Wars makes utterly no sense whatsoever	(86)
		"If the mother is eating Cheetos and white bread, the fetus will be born with those taste buds. If the mother is eating carrots and oatmeal, the child will be born with those taste buds."	(124)
		A panel of U.S. scientists suggest Saturn's moon Titan may be the best bet for life in the solar system outside Earth, Kurt Vonnegut smiles, nods approval and continues on his voyage beyond the stars	(23)
		US National Academy Of Stating The Bleeding Obvious reports that aliens might not be like us	(48)
		We're number two: Canada has as good or better health care than the U.S., despite spending half what the U.S. does on health care. Here comes the science	(80)
(Geek Army)		Monty Python LEGO	(11)

		India's Tata Motors plans to start selling a car in the US that will cost $2,470 in direct competition with China's new US entry, the Chery QQ, that will cost $2,600	(60)
		The Department of Defense is offering one million dollars for the invention of a wearable power supply	(25)
		The first known robot was programmed using rope. Here comes the science	(11)
		Nano robots play soccer on a field the size of a grain of rice	(22)
(Some Hippie)		Now you can stick it to the man and build your own lava lamp (munchies not included)	(13)
(Post-Gazette)		The only thing lamer than attending a furry convention is picketing a furry convention. In the rain	(92)
		"The 7 Wonders of the Internet" ... because who really gives a crap about old buildings?	(31)
		Dropped calls on your cellphone? The Sun is there	(4)
(Some Guy)		WoW addicts, as in walking zombies, build a 47 PC setup	(41)
		Breast self-exams have absolutely no statistical effect on the breast cancer mortality rate. Effect of exams by interested third parties not yet known	(2)
		Huff Post columnist: "The New York Times' iPhone review was unprofessional." Translation: "I wish Apple had sent ME a free pre-release iPhone"	(15)
		Song made entirely from Counter Strike sounds. Shrieks from angry German kid mysteriously absent	(21)
(Some Guy)		"Sun Micro to revamp Solaris with Linux features." Somewhere geeks are creaming their Dockers with sheer ecstacy while using their Cheetos-stained fingers to report the news on Linux mailing lists, but submitter doesn't get it	(10)
		This stop motion animation would be so much cooler without house music	(20)
		Fark comment threads are beginning to look more and more like 4chan. What the fark happened to this place?	(253)
		Scientists announce breakthrough test that might be used for early detection of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, also known as Mad Cow DiseaMMOOOOOOOOOOOO	(16)

		Human "Pixels" perform HUGE real time animation in a stadium in Japan (with video of course). Amazing	(63)
		We might not realize it when the aliens invade if we're only looking for creatures that drink water	(22)
		New study concludes that Earth is smaller than claimed, but still average	(14)
(Some Guy)		Cambridge professor claims 50/50 chance all life on Earth will end in next century, names top eight PANIC-inducing scenarios	(253)
		Sony CEO: You can't have a PS3 price drop. Not yours	(100)
		New technology to alert drivers of imminent collisions. Hopefully it will be forwarding these warnings to their damn cell phones	(22)
(The Steel Deal)		Let loose the robot dogs of war: here's what DARPA has in mind for the battlefield of the future	(33)
		In the libertarian anarchy of the internet, "life tends to be nasty, brutish, short -- and furry," says the columnist chatting up a furry on Second Life. Um, it's "research." Yeah, that's it. Research	(24)
		China's new ballistic-missile submarine spotted on Google Earth. You can find the damndest things while looking for naked chicks	(41)
		World’s largest microscope can show how much your finger nail grows in one minute, but fails to find submitter's penis	(16)
		Here's photographic proof of why the world no longer needs payphones	(139)
		Greenland was once a lush oasis filled with talking snakes and Adam & Eve	(16)
		Video gamers trying to break slacker image hire Jack Osbourne to represent them at the World Series of Video Games in Louisville, Ky (with pic)	(13)
		Microsoft to release six security updates next week, acknowledge 7 additional vulnerabilities - suck it iPhone users	(39)
		Since there's no storm in the tropics, the staff at the National Hurricane Center decides to create its own	(27)
		In latest example of how it flushes money down the crapper, NASA buys $19 million toilet	(24)

		PS3 price drop confirmed for July 12. Too little to late?	(108)
(Some Guy)		MPAA's Media Defender site, MiiVi.com, offers trojan disguised as P2P program	(44)
		Microsoft will have to pay out $1 billion in Xbox repairs. Sony says their console is more reliable since the PS3 can sit indefinitely on the shelf without breaking	(58)
		Certain therapies may hurt women's chances of getting pregnant, such as "self-esteem" and "responsible drinking"	(15)
		101 really useful websites	(48)
(The Australian)		Turns out the weight of our galaxy is 42. That means three times 10 to the power of 42 kilograms. Almost exactly what 'The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy' said it was	(79)
(Wireless Weblog)		Rabidly fear-mongering UK councillor Emma Jones on the dangers of Wi-Fi: "I, quite frankly, think we are frying children's brains"	(57)
		Hyperion: Pumice stone of the Universe	(25)
(Times of India)		New study finds daily glass of wine can prevent tooth decay. Research conducted by Italian scientists, natch	(28)
(Some Guy)		Old and busted: Teflon. New hotness: Superhydrophobic coatings. Never wash your car or clean your toilet bowl again	(42)
(ScienceDaily)		Faced with explosion in jellyfish population, Japanese scientists settle on the obvious solution: grind them up and use the extract to make designer mucous	(16)

(Some iCliche)		IPhone sells for twice the cost of manufacturing, confirming the simple equation iPhone = iDiot	(138)
		"It's too good to be true but it is true. It will have such an impact on everything we do. The only analogy I can give is if you had absolute proof that God wasn't real."	(75)
		Turtles being used to test wireless network, can usually outrun AT&T's data network	(21)
		Introduction of Japanese snow monkeys into Scottish wildlife park stirs criticism, complaints that they aren't as comfortable as sheep	(11)
		Ethernet inventor Metcalfe takes helm at algae-for-imported oil startup	(11)
		Researchers try to figure out whether securing software and networks is even worth the money	(16)
		Apparently, "dottie" is the root password to your brand new iPhone (only took 3 days), of course this won't be of any help to you since you are a Windoz sissy boy	(92)
(Some Guy)		12 years too late, eBay takes on Craigslist	(25)
		The coolest evolution mural you'll see this Epoch	(56)
		This great new invention allows a person to get a printed e-mail without needing a computer. If it sounds like a fax machine that's because it pretty much is	(13)
		Google to become a telecom giant which is consistent with their overarching strategy, which is to control the advertising dollar. Google: You ain't seen nothin' yet	(22)

(Some autoblog)		Kids from Philly build a 300hp hybrid, which is sure to be locked in a box next to the Ark of the Covenant	(32)
		Study shows that babies learn to lie to parents at six months old. Now to find the effectiveness of sodium pentothal and polygraphs. They'll never get away with hiding the veggies again	(5)
		Hey identical twins: You're here because your embryo collapsed. Excuse me while I inform my brother of this news telepathically	(11)
		Sony patents liquid airbag for hard drives - what could possibly go wrong?	(15)
(Some Guy)		Ever wonder about the miraculous uses humans would put embedded computers to when they were perfected? Yeah, turns out it's an automated toilet that will wipe, wash and dry your ass for you	(22)
		Scientists think gut bacteria 'may have evolved' from deep-sea ancestors. Then again, didn't we all?	(18)
		Release of third kind of high-def DVD format - "Total HD" - delayed until next year, by which time it can safely be completely ignored	(32)
(Some Recycling Farker)		That hack which hurl'd from nostalgia's reign / Consoles of mighty brands untimely slain / Whose decks unwanted at the Goodwill store / Devouring drills and hungry dremels tore	(18)
		Scientists begin "dissecting" a giant pulsating star in the final stages of life. Kirstie Alley tells them to knock it off, it is starting to hurt	(16)
		Don't look down upon the technologically clueless	(128)
		Scientists have discovered the reason we yawn. Still no cure for cancer	(27)
(Some vertebrate)		Wait - Don't squish that bug. Identify it with this handy chart, THEN squish it	(32)
		Sex makes your brain grow. Hey, want to boost your GPA?	(105)
		Buzz Aldrin talks about UFO's during his Apollo 11 mission	(61)
		Universal Music refuses to sign long-term deal with Apple Music Store, opening possibility they could license their songs exclusively to rival services like...umm, let's see...well, I'm sure they can do just as well somewhere else	(47)
(Some Guy)		"Global warming is based much more on fear, political agendas, and computer models that don’t agree with each other or the climate, rather than hard-nosed evidence and science"	(255)
		Shocking study from the Romero Institute reveals that video games cut into children's reading and homework time. "We need to look deeper into what is going on"	(10)
		Fossil fragments of giant gliding bird--big as a Cessna 152--that could cruise at 41 mph, found in South America. Search still on for that hot Tarna chick from Heavy Metal	(30)

(Robert Krampf)		"I'll bet you my entire bar tab I can cut a hole in an index card and climb through it." "You're on, man. You can't possibly... oh hell..."	(74)
		Sony goes "Wii, Wii, Wii" all the way home	(88)
(Daily Tech)		SECTION 3: WORD PROBLEMS. Microsoft sells an XBox360 for $500 at a 20% profit margin. However, they must also replace every third XBox360 as defective. How many XBox360s must they sell to break even?	(71)
		... So I said, "You don't think I wished for a 12 inch pianist, do you?"	(13)
		Coolest Nebula zoom you'll see all day	(43)
		Scientists are less religious than the general population, and the reason has little to do with their study of science or academic pressures, but that they weren't brainwashed as kids	(103)
		Shots may help you lose that beer gut. No, not that kind, you lush	(15)
(Some iPhoney)		Step one: Buy iPhone.com in 1995. Step two: Wait. Step three: Profit	(17)
		IPwnd: half of those who bough an iPhone had problems activating it, and 38% of those problems are still unresolved	(52)
		The top 20 worst Windows features of all time	(119)
(Review Journal)		The global warming hysteria will be remembered as one of those episodes of "the madness of crowds"	(80)
		Physcists believe it is possible to "see" the universe back before the Big Bang-which created the universe. Note to physicists: You might want to cut back on the sticky green during late night "research" sessions	(268)
		Harry Potter, in your computer? It's more likely than you think	(11)
(Some Guy)		Creating a working solar system: harder than you might think	(36)
		Sixteen teams with a total of fifty robots competed in the Robo-one Soccer Cup final this Sunday. Surprisingly, it was held in Japan. w/pics	(14)
		New-fangled mechanical fingers might help amputees regain their strength and speed, magically restore their ability to administer 'the Shocker'	(19)
		Good news: Government has a hard time tracking cell calls. Bad news: When you call 911	(3)
		NASA fails to make their monthly payment on the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Boeing repos it in spectacular fashion. (pic)	(31)
		39 automobiles, all older than 100 years, set to race in a reenactment of the first motorcar race in history that saw petrol-powered cars defeat steam-powered cars	(15)
(Some Guy)		A new mathematical model on the origins of the universe proposes that this universe has a "cosmic forgetfulness", think it's won the Readers Digest lottery and may yell at you to get off its lawn	(13)
		Capitalism bad for man - too much fun and freedom shortens mens lives by 6 years	(15)
		Researchers say Type 2 diabetes could be avoided if people would simply eat a 'stone age diet'. Geico and bad teeth optional (except in Great Britain)	(88)
(Some Guy)		Strange pianos you don't see everyday	(6)
		Bigfoot researcher dies on 37th anniversary of meeting him. Sasquatch never misses the 2nd time	(43)