(Some Guy)		Motorbike uses all surface area as solar battery	(17)
(Some Guy)		The world's most powerful diesel engine pumps out 108,920hp	(26)
(Engadget)		In another attempt to pull an excuse out of their collective asses, NBC now says P2P piracy hurts corn growers	(32)
		Scientists dream of building a powerful telescope on the moon to give them a better chance to see if there's anything on Uranus	(13)
(Strange Maps)		Where on Earth was Middle-Earth?	(144)
(Some Doomsday Enthusiast)		The fact that the Milky Way is seen in the sky at an angle has always puzzled astronomers	(41)
		There's been a surprising lack of nutjob conspiracy theories about the giant, nearly perfect hexagon they discovered on Saturn. Wait, what?	(40)
		Paleontologists name stegosaurus tail-weapon "thagomizer" after Gary Larson "Far Side" cartoon	(125)
(Some Guy)		A computer with some real horsepower	(14)
		Bird watchers complain about "Wal-Martization of the American skies"	(15)
		3rd century Roman hippie found preserved in salt. Tastes like ham	(10)
		Not news: People want their photos taken off of Google Street View. News: Google demands photo ID and a sworn statement. Fark: This anti-Google story was in the news thingy in my Gmail account	(27)
		Monstrous book machine will crush bookstores, terrify children	(23)
(ChamorroBible.org)		From my high-resolution space camera to your earthbound monitor here's a spectacular, gorgeous, swoonable Pacific Ocean sunset -- with a thunderstorm thrown in to spice things up	(29)
(Some Guy)		"Nintendo's Wii gaming console could be the best consumer electronics product ever. In contrast, the Sony PlayStation 3 is shaping up as one of the industry's biggest flops"	(102)
(Stars and Stripes)		Isolated in Greenland, 30 or so people monitor outer space with powerful radar. Keeping us safe from invasion, UFOs, falling asteroids	(13)
		Scientists discover giant mammoth eating wolves that once roamed the Arctic. Holy crap	(32)

(Some Guy)		C|net's first hands-on review of the iPhone	(56)
		Department of Defense planning to simulate the entire world in order to develop better ways to screw with people	(34)
(want to buy)		The most breathtaking and awesome computer mod that you’ll see all week; this guy made his in a home work shop. Look at the bottom four or five photos. Will someone please make one for me?	(43)
(Some Dom)		Scientists discover that whipping therapy can cure depression, suicidal thoughts. So go beat up (and cure) an emo kid today	(111)
(Funhouse)		Coolest calculator you'll see all day	(49)
(Some Guy)		The first robot that gives perfect head	(13)
		It's the 21st century - I want my flying car, robot maid, and cup of tea in a pill. Well, one out of three ain't bad	(29)
		Young Britons would rather give up sex than live without their mobile phones	(19)
		Some people are paying $2,700 for bamboo bicycles	(20)
		Now hiring: Someone who wants to pretend to go to Mars. Who knows, you might just run into a woman with 3 foobies	(13)
(Some Guy)		Future moon jobs may be high-stress. However, here on the moon, our weekends are so advanced, they encompass the entire week	(49)
		Oregon surgeon removes gall bladder through patient's mouth. Who knew orfices were a two-way street?	(10)
(Some Guy)		Creepy ASIMO is back, now has an unexpected characteristic of following young boys named John Connor	(31)
		New scientific study shows that men like to have sex with as many women as they can, while women prefer clinging and nagging	(23)

		Private company plans CO2-sequestration experiment dumping powdered iron into the ocean, could probably double the effect by using ground up Ford Explorers	(14)
(St. Catherines Standard)		59% of Canadians accept evolution as scientific fact, but 42% of them also believe dinosaurs and humans co-existed. Which means that a good percentage of Canadians are just plain stupid	(80)
		Old & busted: molecular gastronomy. New hotness: molecular cocktails	(62)
		Robot pronounces couple man and wife, indicates bride is holding thermal detonator	(16)
(engadget)		Report: Vista more secure than OS X and Linux. In other news, attempts to start flame wars at all time high	(89)
		"The World's Most Mysterious Number," a discussion and video about the ubiquitousness of pi	(91)
		Japanese firm tests mind-controlled toys. Here comes the science	(26)
(NASA)		LIVE: Coverage of the Space Shuttle Atlantis landing	(651)
(Some Guy)		Men are 12 times more likely than women to get bitten by another person. The conclusion is beer and the little-known "what the fark you lookin' at?" syndrome	(67)
		So running the Safari browser on Windows can be summarized in one word: Meh	(73)
(Some Guy)		Patent application process to be opened for Internet peer review, because we all know the best source for unbiased, accurate, reasonable arguments is from the Internet	(19)
		The coolest concept car you'll see until this time next year	(35)
		French company claims to be developing "CO2 absorbing plant." Hey, wait just a damn minute...	(141)
(Some Guy)		Artist recreates Disneyland's Main Street in Lego	(10)
		Global warming actually good for fighting against global warming. Suck it, manbearpig	(62)
(Some Guy)		Scientists are altering a common childhood respiratory virus, the adenovirus, to destroy cancer cells	(19)
		The Senate votes to raise fuel economy standards by 2020. Which is moot because we'll all be using flying cars powered by Mr. Fusion by 2015	(68)

		The latest innovation in fuel-effecient vehicles? The steam engine	(86)
		AMA to vote on "internet/video-game addiction" as medical condition. If successful, submitter plans to file ADA complaint seeking World Of Warcraft access at work	(37)
(For Beer?)		Magnetocalorics: A better refrigerant? Only if you think using magnetic fields to manipulate the degree of ordering of electronic or nuclear magnetic dipoles to reduce temperature is "better"	(132)
(Physorg.com)		"Our country is rapidly aging and it is an urgent task to develop robots that can perform tasks only done by humans now," the statement said. And so it begins	(34)
(Some Guy)		Will Google buy Apple? iPhone to be renamed gPhone	(38)
		According to poll, "blog", "netiquette", "cookie" and "wiki" voted among the most irritating words. Submitter wonders why "poll" isn't there	(50)
		Apparently, men have been asking women if they want to come in and see their etchings for at least 8,000 years	(12)
		Wired declares war on teh intrawebs by stating that all indie news writers, indie news sites, and bloggers suck -- this can only lead to bloodshed	(35)
(Some Guy)		Top 25 video game heroes of all time. Duke Nukem would've made the list, but submitter couldn't wait any longer	(130)
(ExtremeTech.com)		The Top Ten Things I Hated About Steve Jobs' Keynote for WWDC 2007	(17)
(TheHill.com)		From boring to bizarre: the weird world of congressional websites	(7)
(Some Guy)		Tuberculosis patient mistakes himself for a wishing well, swallows 117 coins in a search for a cure. It's not exactly science, but he's got guts	(44)
(ECN)		Things are going from bad to worse for Perez Hilton as his main webhost has dropped Perezhilton.com after numerous warnings against Hilton's use of copyrighted celebrity images	(28)
		Even Apple doesn't know why time stands still on the iPhone	(59)
(Some Guy)		New stainless steel alloy is developed. Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you	(31)
(Some Guy)		I guess, robot	(10)
(Some Guy)		Shatner turns eyes to heavens and screams after learning Nimoy gets part in new "Star Trek" film, but he doesn't	(316)
(Some Guy)		First glimpse of new "Incredible Hulk." Or maybe that's a giant crab	(19)
(Some Guy)		Cool flashlight hacks that might be useful	(16)
		Gorillas 'wash their faces after a messy meal' - Which is more than most Farkers do. (+caption-friendly pic)	(50)
		NASA clears Atlantis' heat shield for landing in Florida....Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas	(75)
		Parody of the Microsoft coffee table computer	(21)
		Just a spoonful of cinnamon helps the blood sugar go down, the blood sugar go down, the blood sugar go down	(10)
		Herpes No. 1 human disease killing corals. PETA to seek injunction keeping Britney Spears off the beach	(6)
(Some Guy)		The Internet is shaped like a bonbon with a yummy nougat center. Mmm porn nougat	(10)
		Something must be done right now to stop hot chicks like this from getting aspartame poisoning. Like a bumper sticker or something	(24)
		) ° o o o ░ Ο -Θ- Ф ο Plutpwnd	(57)
		Scientists turn sugar into a fuel with as much energy as gasoline and 40 per cent more than ethanol. Sweet	(33)
(Suicide Girls (possibly NSFW)		Wil inducts Gene Roddenberry into the Science Fiction Hall of Fame. Set your phasers to "Awwwww"	(31)
		Shocking video of Super Mario Bros. theme song done entirely with Tesla coils	(26)
		Brain scans can tell if a woman is faking an orgasm. So, how does one sneak an MRI into the bedroom without your girlfriend noticing? If one were inclined	(20)
		Stan Lee gets his own action figure, which apparently is really good at making cameos in videos about other action figures	(12)
		Nicotine, the wonder drug of tomorrow. No, not a repeat from 1940	(7)

		Michael Bay got death threats from Transformers fanboys	(78)
		Army reveals ten greatest inventions of 2006 that will help protect the troops. Suck it, IEDs	(44)
(InformationWeek)		Next generation of corporate employees will demand access to blogs, wikis, and social networking sites. Status of Fark still undetermined	(27)
		Mr. Wen, tear down this firewall	(49)
(Some Guy)		Amazon's Best Seller's list has OSX Leopard pre-sales kicking Vista and XP's ass. Before all you Windows fanboys start foaming at the mouth, looking to bash Apple, "SpongeBob Squarepants Typing" is ALSO outselling Vista	(126)
		Nissan designing a $3,000 car. $100 laptop guy unavailable for comment	(127)
(Some Guy At An Undisclosed Location)		All your data are belong to us: How a California lawmaker is fighting RFIDs, and why the tech industry is fighting him	(19)
		Scientists discover that women want sex just as much as men. They even managed to say it with a straight face	(628)
(Some Guy)		Don't throw out your scrap metal, send it to this guy	(7)
		World's fastest margarita machine powered by 400 small block car engine: Just needs a solid-fuel rocket powered barbecue grill for a perfect summer	(22)
		In just two years, the Homeland Security Department has suffered more than 800 hacker break-ins, virus outbreaks and other computer security problems	(15)
		New medical research: 'Fat people live longer after heart attacks'. Still no cure for Chimichangas	(39)
		Asian fish dominate American fish in Illinois River, math	(21)
(Physorg.com)		Scientists show a functioning brain consists of right and left halves working toward a common goal. So it's unlike politics, where the halves try to exterminate each other in the belief that it will somehow make them smarter in the end	(6)
		Researchers identify first gunshot victim in the Western Hemisphere. Surprisingly, skeleton not found in Detroit	(29)
		Will the world's biggest CO2 emitter please step forward? Not so fast, United States	(69)
		China's "professional noses" sniff out polluters, would like you to lay off the curried egg and blue cheese sammiches for lunch, kay?	(5)
		Against all odds, tiny mites re-evolve sexuality after hundreds of millions of years of asexual reproduction. Complain there was nothing good on TV	(59)
		Family wins £1.63 million on lottery - as predicted by a tarot card reading. Suck it non-lotto-winning scientists and your bogus probability theory. Suck it long and suck it hard	(14)
(Some Guy)		Canon tops list of environmentally friendly companies thanks to its tactic of making goddamn printer ink so expensive that no one uses it, thus reducing its carbon footprint to nothing	(19)
(Some Guy)		AMD may be getting out of the microchip fabrication business. Darth Vader at Intel overheard saying "There's nothing that will stop us this time."	(20)
		Why Flickr loves you: Couple married after meeting through site	(49)
(Bad astronomy)		Black holes don't exist because they would take infinite time to completely form. Luckily for bad movies, holes will still gobble up anything and wacko captains can still turn their crews into zombies in order to enter one	(38)

		Space shuttle Atlantis leaves ISS, prepares for touchdown Thursday in Texas, New Mexico, Louisiana, Mississippi and Florida	(40)
		If you thought defence overspending was ridiculous, wait until you read about the $120 million wi-fi card the US military is testing	(65)
		Greenpeace says there will be 200,000,000 “climate refugees” by 2040. They also say they're having a hard time sitting down after pulling that number out	(28)
		Tuscany was Etruria, now it's Tuscany, not Etruria. Why did Etruria get the works? New DNA evidence suggests that it's nobody's business but the Turks	(21)
		Small Business: I has patent reform? Congress: No. Not Yours. Big Business: I has patent reform? Congress: Yes. Yours	(40)
		Father of the PlayStation leaves Sony after paternity test shows the PS3 isn't his	(27)
		Google pushes 100-mpg car. Well, yeah, if you're pushing it, it's gonna get great gas mileage	(37)
		Microsoft pays $50m for exclusive "Grand Theft Auto IV" downloadable content	(61)
(Some Guy)		"Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?" and other great quotes from Sony	(36)
(Some Gamer)		Church of England to Sony: You need to apologize longer, harder	(22)
		Parents worry their kids might be spying on them and seeing who their friends are by monitoring the parents' Facebook pages	(14)
		Google launches local YouTube sites in nine different countries, so soon we'll be seeing comments like "Merde, cette vidéo suce l'âne"	(45)
		Yahoo may buy MySpace in exchange for giving equity to News Corp. Search functions may be farmed out to Google	(9)
(Some Guy)		Google's newly announced Iowa datacenter to be powered by corn, meth	(14)
		You won't see it advertised anywhere, but AT&T has introduced a $10 monthly DSL plan as part of concessions to FCC over recent mergers	(111)
		"The dawning of the age of Colossus." Trailer for the 1970 sci-fi classic, "Colossus, The Forbidden Project," which is to be remade by Universal Pictures, with Ron Howard the likely director	(46)
(Autoexpress)		Audi R8 to get diesel version with 350bhp, 590 lb-ft of torque	(31)
		Remember when that professional ZDNet blogger said Mac OSX was a ripoff of Vista? Now she's claiming it was a misunderstood opinion piece	(36)
		I.T. firms are deliberately not posting job postings in places American workers can find, and finding any excuse they can to hire a foreign worker over a domestic one	(97)
		A computer so small, it fits in a wall socket	(86)
		EA planning to split into four groups so there will be four times the suckage	(12)
		"Manhunt 2" banned in the UK, so no kids to be killed by idiot friends who borrow the game	(21)
		In New Zealand, the solution to all Earth's problems are buried deep inside a sheep	(15)
		Keep a VERY tight handle on your Wii controllers. In other news, *drool*	(39)
		Apple's "Jawbone" peripheral for the iPhone. Will it make you look like an ass?	(33)
		Scientists, Fark admins call for increased support for bizarre research on topics such as why women can't read maps and how woodpeckers never get headaches	(74)
		April, 1851: Man sends message in bottle reporting that he is in danger because of huge storm. June, 2007: Coast Guard launches rescue mission	(8)
		The intertubes be dumbing us down	(40)
		Russians plan on opening museum dedicated to Tetris and funny backwards Rs	(4)
(Some Guy)		Are these the coolest car commercials ever?	(19)
		First, they're performing our weddings. Then, they're powered by the souls of our children	(6)
		News: Russia deploys 6-foot tall "Robocop" to serve and protect the eastern city of Perm. Fark: Designers forgot that rain and Robocops don't mix	(14)
(LiveLeak)		NASA blows up 145-foot-tall launching tower. No, on purpose	(14)
(Some Guy)		Hundreds of earthquakes have most of Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park closed	(8)
		Next on Google's agenda: The gCar	(25)
		AT&T was hoping that no one would notice their court-ordered $10/month DSL plan	(23)
		Rise of texting and email causes number of postcards sent by people on vacation drops 75 percent in the past 10 years. HVNG WNDRFL TM, WSH U WR HR	(8)
(Some Guy)		Global warming to cause droughts in China	(70)
(Some Guy)		Global warming to cause floods in China	(25)
		Brazilian scientists have extended the Amazon to make it the longest river on earth. Bush says anything's possible if you have that many scientists working on it	(5)
(Some Guy)		"World of Warcraft" addict spazzes out when parents tell him to get a life	(133)
		Apart, they're just two seperate entities, but with their powers combined, Brazilian Indians and Google can take over the world	(28)

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		Your brain gets a thrill from charity, according to new study by group of underfunded scientists	(10)
		Mattel launches Barbie-themed social networking website, claims it's already filled with 700 members	(48)
		Scientists develop new laser so intense that it can vaporize matter without creating heat. So they're thinking tattoo removal. Submitter is thinking more along the lines of the dog that keeps defacing his lawn	(24)
(Brisbane Times)		FBI in pitched battle with zombie horde	(16)
(NASA)		The coolest picture of the known universe you will probably see all year	(70)
(The Economist)		Biology going through its biggest shakeup in 50 years after biologists discover that RNA is a teensy bit more complicated than they originally thought	(38)
		Six foot wide giant manta ray born in captivity (with link to birth footage)	(9)
		Taiwanese father and son are both magnetic, will spend a lifetime finding other people's car keys and hunting down Wolverine	(7)
		25 arbitrarily-chosen websites to watch. Sadly, Zombo.com nowhere on the list	(6)
		Mmmmm... nanocurry	(4)
(Some Guy)		DARPA scramjet hits ludicrous speed. Aircraft was piloted by one Major Asshole	(26)
(Some Guy)		Ferrari 360 limousine hits the streets. Because what we all need is an ungodly expensive vehicle that can go 150 mph but can't turn a corner at more than 5 mph	(19)
		From the people who brought you "300," here comes "Diablo."	(44)
		So I went into this gavone tourism website. Badda-bing, badda-boom and my computer was all fuhgeddaboutit	(4)
(Some Ferm)		Cascade B Particle discovered at Fermilab. In related news, cascade resonance detected at Black Mesa, Gordon Freeman to assess the situation	(21)
(Tech Digest)		German girls in bikinis destroy Macbooks with hammers. Ich would like to bin ein Berliner	(46)
(Some Guy)		"Father of Climatology" says global warming is just a money scam and bad science. Click the number to the right to join the outraged shrieks that he doesn't know what he's talking about	(108)
		Dell apologizes to Consumerist.com for threatening email. Calls for comment were placed on hold for hours before being routed to some guy named Sanjay	(6)
		Initial tests of Dick Cheney's Earthquake Machine(tm) a success	(7)
		Christian ministries who see homosexuality as a treatable disorder are starting to think that choice may not be a factor...not that there's anything wrong with that	(28)
(Some Guy)		Woman claims Nintendo Wii cured her breast cancer. Nunchuks-- is there anything they can't do?	(19)
		Philadelphia could soon be largest US city to have citywide wi-fi, enabling residents to access scores of their favorite crappy Philadelphia sports team anywhere	(25)
		Ebay entering "middle age", expected to start driving a muscle car and comb its hair over its bald spot	(15)
		America aimed to put a brace of new secret spy satellites in space on Friday. Unfortunately they missed	(17)