The visible universe may contain a hundred billion trillion planets	(21)
		What if humans just disappeared into mid-air? How the heck would Earth cope without us?	(33)
(Some Guy)		"There's nothing more arrogant than thinking you understand climate change. It's as irrational as creationism. More illogical is the belief that we can change it by harvesting cow farts and driving papier mache cars"	(182)
(Some Guy)		New theory advanced in mystery of America's vanished honeybees: Bee rapture	(29)
		US astronaut sets spaceflight record: longest spaceflight by a woman not wearing Depends	(19)
(Some Guy)		Geeky umbrellas that can *almost* do-it-all	(8)
		Why wait in line at the grocery store when you can just scan items as you put them in your cart and pay when you leave? But then who will buy tabloids if you don't have to wait in line? Has anyone thought of that?	(35)
(Some Guy)		Microsoft is working on making part of Minority Report a reality	(29)
		Worst science article of the week goes to Associated Press for "The Good Side of Global Warming"	(27)
(Some Scientist)		The coolest pictures you'll see today: The EFDA-JET Torus. The world's largest experimental fusion reactor	(30)
(Tech.co.uk)		84% of Brits get lost on the average road trip, prefer to get directions from Homer Simpson	(46)
		Bloopers from the origional Star Wars trilogy	(30)

(xoxotyshka)		The coolest case mods you will see today(some Not safe for work ads)	(27)
		Blogger claims OS X Leopard copied off of Vista, which copied off of OS X Tiger	(26)
(Some Guy)		Pics from inside the Airbus A380. Airplanes go from flying sardine cans to luxury motels in the air. Do want	(49)
(Some Guy)		Here comes the science: people who play video games are better at driving, surgery, killing hordes of lurching demons	(82)
		♫ Smoke on the liquid methane... ♪	(9)
(Some Guy)		New military body armor to be made from silk. It should look fabulous with a set of pearls	(34)
		Shatner on new art exhibit centered around him, "Every artist has their muse. Leonardo was inspired by the ceiling in the great chapel. Michelangelo found his art in the Italian marble."	(24)
(Some Guy)		An anonymous panel of doctors talks about mistakes they've made, deaths they've caused and why you have to wait so long at their office. The article's pretty funny if you're on Ritalin, otherwise it'll just piss you off	(20)
(Some Guy)		Scientists discover a galaxy made up completely of dark matter and lost underwear	(26)
(Some Guy)		Toronto proposes building giant vertical farms in the middle of the city. Pretty awesome if you like a little car exhaust with your tomatos	(16)

(Answerbag.com)		Ever wondered what causes brain freeze? Find out here	(20)
(Consumerist)		Dell does something incredibly stupid... amazing, no?	(87)
		No fix yet for space station computers. Astronauts starting to regret downloading that BRITNYSPRSNAKED.jpg	(105)
		Ph.D student appears in her underwear to present her thesis on how to play Pong using her breasts as paddles (video in link)	(81)
		From the same people who gave us Intelligent Design: Global warming is all part of God's plan	(304)
		"Look up, I'm just going to drip oven cleaner into your eye."	(13)
(Cool Tech)		Mitsubishi's robotic secretary answers phones, greets visitors, finds Sarah Connor	(15)
		Scots get drug that could save sight, but Brits don't. You kin take ma freedom, but you kin'tt take MAH SIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHT	(42)
		Human impact on chimpanzees studied. Unfortunately, not by firing people out of helicopter-mounted air cannons at shrieking chimp herds	(18)
		The world's most perfect balls	(40)

(Computer World)		So eBay counters Google's party protesting eBay's objection to Google's Checkout online transaction system by pulling Google ads, which prompts Google to cancel said party. Which is so totally obvious	(11)
(Some Guy)		It's bad enough when you fall asleep with you hand on your buddy's junk, but to have your skeleton dug up thousands of years later with your hand still on his junk is just embarassing	(26)
(Ars Technica)		Problem: newer high-power lasers destroy the mirrors that are intended to guide them. Solution: plasma mirrors	(19)
(CHUD)		Marvel Studios president on new "Incredible Hulk" movie: "[It] will be different from the first one because this one will be good"	(68)
		New filter promises crisper photos, more unintentionally funny posts on Fark.com	(36)
		Human genome researchers reach startling conclusion: "Man, this stuff is way more complicated than we thought"	(41)
		In a tribute to Macgyver, NASA repairs the shuttle using staples found in the shuttle's medical kit and pins that come from the shuttle's tile repair kit	(156)
		♫ Goodness gracious, great balls of fire... ♫	(14)
		205 mph. Aerodynamics so efficient you could drive it upside-down, and it's street legal	(44)
		"All it takes is one geek to try something stupid..."	(174)
(Some Guy)		While shuttle crew is outside trying to tape up ship's underside, space station crew crashes critical computers and loses all propulsive capability. HAL 9000 refuses comment	(128)

(The Steel Deal)		Forget Google 'Street View' - these guys can see INSIDE your house, car, office etc etc etc	(75)
		Meet Gigantoraptor, the dinosaur with the coolest name ever	(19)
		Europe unveils space plane. Passengers will have to be strapped in to endure The Final Countdown	(20)
		Macworld 1997: Apple reaches out to Microsoft, strokes the shaft. Oh how things change in 10 years	(33)
		Evidence of ancient Mars ocean shoreline found. Developers rush to find a way to start building on it right away	(12)
		Fifth International Congress on Hair Research meets in Vancouver this week. In other news, there's an International Congress on Hair Research	(11)
		Google will test "video fingerprint" tool to prevent copyrighted vids from being posted. I'm sure no one will find a way around it	(11)
		College students' research project extends the 5-second rule by 25 more salmonella-free seconds. After that, certain death	(52)
(Tech Digest)		Social networking sites dominated by "white, middle-class males"... just like teenage chatrooms, then	(28)
		Fun Fact to remember the next time you're late for work: Lack of sleep can kill you	(98)
(X)		[:]	(47)
(National Geographic)		Surprised scientists, expecting the worst, instead discover "thousands upon thousands" of animals in first glimpse of war-ravaged Sudan in decades (w/ pics)	(28)
(News14)		New "GPS for prostate cancer" can detect where it is and where it taint	(43)
		God messes with out heads yet again by planting skeleton of new dinosaur species in South Africa	(30)
		New jet being tested in Australia could make a Sydney to London flight in just two hours. That's barely enough time to get drunk	(46)
(Maniac World)		Image technology - this breakthrough could change the way we view books, websites, maps - all of them in their entirety could be viewed, zoomed in on, and scrolled through on a single image file	(70)
		NASA announces that an object may have hit the shuttle's wing. Missions soon to spend more time inspecting the shuttle than doing actual space work	(29)

		Ancient Rome rebuilt digitally. Like the original, it wasn't built in a day	(23)
(EFF)		Released documents show the NSA had a secret room inside AT&T offices which allowed them direct access to the email and internet usage of AT&T customers	(156)
(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The "Cosmos"-less Science Channel Discussion Thread	(208)
		Hurricane satellite could fail at anytime. Plans to launch a replacement delayed until 2016. Yes, this is a government project. Why do you ask?	(18)
(Some Guy)		European Space Agency scientists prove quantum entanglement exists over distance of 90 miles. Yeah, submitter doesn't know what the hell it means either, but some people think this is a big deal	(66)
(MaineToday.com)		Maine Senate passes first statewide Net Neutrality bill	(91)
(Some Guy)		Scientists invent cloaking device that renders objects invisible to microwaves. In case, you know, you need to... not microwave something	(43)
		The first drug for canine obesity hits the market today. Your dog wants three steaks, a baked potato, and a big bowl of ice cream for dessert	(57)
		FDA's consideration to approve drug that decreases people's drive to eat sure to be popular with fatties, stoners	(73)
(Some Guy)		How all employee training videos should be	(25)
		YouTube tests radical new technology to make YouTube less fun	(23)
		Hours after Safari is released, critical security flaws are found. Security by obscurity is gone. Hey scriptkiddies, it is time to code like adults	(95)
(Some Guy)		Guy crams Mac Mini into Macintosh SE/30, complete with monochrome display	(22)
		Mount Kilamanjaro, Al Gore's symbol of global warming, is not a victim of global warming	(290)
		Nerves might run on sound, not electricity. Which explains why you feel so bad when you listen to that old REO Speedwagon album, loser	(27)
		Google Mail has infiltrated universities. Submitter is hoping Google Street View infiltrates the dorms	(16)
		Robot patrols Italy's art galleries, hunts for paintings of Sarah Connor	(6)
(The Consumerist)		Twenty-seven confessions of a former Circuit City employee	(258)
		Hippies trying to halt bear farming. Wait, what?	(37)
		Sony to custom-build TVs for Target and Wal-Mart. Guess which chain gets the model with the "All Dukes Of Hazzard" channel on every memory preset	(28)

(Physorg.com)		Scientists create artificial skin-like material capable of healing itself repeatedly. They were surprised, however, when it awoke and demanded a phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range	(29)
		ISS solar array installation now in progress after three-month wait. Comcast sneers at "somewhere between March and June" appointment window	(5)
(News 8 Austin)		Finally, solar power is doing something meaningful -- making beer	(41)
(Isle of Lakes)		"Largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island"	(169)
(Some Switcher)		Apple preview page for the Leopard version of OS X. Looks like Vista just got kicked in the nads	(270)
(Some useless widgets)		Safari web browser coming to Windows. Now you can act pretentious on the Internet while still making fun of Mac users	(97)
(Some Guy)		How not to cool a computer server	(40)
		Top 10 best co-op video games. Dude, I am so totally gonna press "Start" and steal one of your lives when you aren't looking	(148)
(EcoGeek)		Thomas Edison, 1931: "I hope we don't have to wait until coal and oil run out before we switch to solar power." America, 21st century: Mmmm oil good yum yum	(35)
(Pocket Lint)		Acme unveils the triple-screen laptop, perfect for thwarting pesky road runners. Rocket pack not included	(15)
(IHT)		Privacy group says no other Internet company comes close to Google in "achieving an endemic threat to privacy"	(27)
(Some Guy)		Marijuana skin cream could help allergies, decimate a bag of Cheetos	(20)
		Researchers claim the safety record for child epilepsy drugs is kinda shaky	(5)
(Some Guy)		Poor farmers in Vietnam resort to stealing the Internets to make ends meet	(25)
		Why some people are walking disaster areas	(91)
		Ohio discovers teenagers are using search engines instead of libraries to find information. The solution? Discourage the use of search engines	(24)
		World's first twins that are born to two different women. Father seen ducking out of the room, sweating profusely	(19)