What's big and gray and comes in quarts and accepts reversed-charges calls through the Earth?	(3)
(Some Guy)		The top 10 dead or dying computer skills	(18)
(Some Guy)		Sunglasses increase your risk of cancer, but you'll look cool while you die	(14)
		Neil Gaiman announces plans to give millions of comic book fans what they're craving: Death. Sweet, sweet, merciful Death. Guillermo del Toro named as a possible accomplice	(33)
		Blame Texas: Coal leads carbon emissions... Yeehaw We're number one	(11)
(Some Guy)		Malaysian researchers create walnut 'Viagra'. Limp walnuts everywhere rejoice	(2)
(Some Guy)		The mother of all wardrive boxes. Your dog downloaded 20 movies while you read this headline	(20)
		US intelligence forces start their own "Q program"	(16)
(Some Guy)		Some people can't even look at whether a toilet seat is up or down without subjecting it to a game theory analysis	(134)
		The more entertaining a TV program is, the more you eat. CBS touts its fall lineup as a weight-loss program	(5)
(APOD)		Scariest pic of the day: death ray from Moon colony blows up space shuttle	(78)
		Company appeals for return of stolen sat-nav device that tracks oil tankers. If only there were a way to track such things down, perhaps by using a worldwide network of satellites	(4)
(Orlando Sentinel)		"Any time I expelled gas in the suit, I realized nobody could smell it, it was amazing"	(115)
		Freshwater crabs thrive in Roman ruins like Caligula at an orgy	(14)
		Space Shuttle workers to strike days before planned Shuttle launch. What's the worst that could happen?	(11)

(techblorge)		Second life becomes a second home to sexual deviants and misfits. Pretty much just like first life	(91)
(TreeHugger)		Amish love that fancy solar technology. Who knew?	(21)
(FlaToday)		Apparently depressed because they don't have any frickin' laser beams, Florida sharks are now on Prozac	(4)
		New RTS game allows you to take control of Canadian history. It comes complete with a maple leaf shaped technology tree that includes Beer, Syrup, and Hockey	(36)
		Does virtual reality need a sheriff? Jack Thompson seen submitting a resume	(16)
		MTV visits the Iron Man set, sees Robert Downey's helmet hair, less fat Favreau	(19)
(Some Guy)		Global warming could be slowed down using pyrolysis	(35)
(Some Guy)		Star Wars: The Comic Book That Saved Marvel. With sweet, sweet 70's pic	(8)
(I4U NEWS)		Japanese researchers develop really creepy android child named CB2. If they can teach it to fetch the remote control without spilling chocolate milk on the carpet, they might be on to something	(52)
		"Dr. Carlos Schenck reported in the journal Sleep that sleepsex, or sexsomnia, is becoming more common"	(57)
(Instructables)		Next up in the Department of Nerd: "Do-it-yourself carbonated fruit"	(11)
(sciencefriday.com)		New fungus evolves in the Chernobyl reactor that absorbs ionizing radiation like sunlight. Could dispose of radioactive waste and be used as cheap biofuel	(39)
		Blood bank for cats planned. Extra tenth life also planned	(7)
		Ancient McDonald's Uncovered in Pompei	(36)
		"Scientists in race to build superchook". Submitter doesn't know what the hell that is, but he's terrified of the implications, especially to regular chooks	(8)
		Super-geek develops satellite x-ray technique that can see through the oceans, under the earth, and find stuff. Google & Arne Saknussem both surrender	(11)
		Id Software announces a new game engine, says that all the noobs out there are doomed	(33)
		Birds found to be picking up discarded cigarette butts and using the smoke to rid their wings of parasites	(13)
		New houses built with 38 electrical outlets, up from 17 just 30 years ago. Don't fall into your own carbon footprint - it's a steep one	(24)

(Radar Online)		Government censorship of the Internet in places like China and Saudi Arabia is done with software made in the United States	(29)
		The 10 strangest sights on Google street view	(54)
		Archaeologists find 2100 year old melons. They're a little saggy, but still in pretty good shape	(7)
(Some Law-talkin' Guy)		If bill becomes law, selling Gears of War to a 16-year-old could mean a lifetime jail sentence. Asinine tag asplodes	(55)
(woai.com)		Internet Tech company to take over abandoned mall, prepare for zombie onslaught. Brains	(14)
		A "landmark international study" finds that bumps on the head can potentially lead to brain damage	(33)
		World awakening to the fact that Google's Street View is a Peeping Tom's wet dream	(27)
(Some rock god)		Activision claims in conference call with investors that the new 'Rock Band' game is just a copycat of 'Guitar Hero'. Difficulty: The company making Rock Band is the company that made Guitar Hero	(25)
		Fantastic Four: Quest For The Largest Codpiece	(31)
		Climate making forest fires bigger, which coincidently, is the same thing that articles about climate change do to flame wars	(19)
		Woman upset about Google posting naked pictures of her cat	(41)
(Tech Digest)		Bob Marley's classic 'Exodus' album is being released in limited-edition USB Memory Stick and Micro SD Card versions. It's what he would have wanted	(21)
		Man's 1980's era foot-long cellphone that weighs more than a baseball bat no longer working after provider ditches analog for all-digital service	(33)
		Jim Watson, co-discoverer of the structure of DNA, allows his personal genome to be publicly available. Now, all his bases are belong to us	(29)
		Robotic CyberKnife deftly cuts out cancer anywhere in the body, once you pay the ransom	(15)
(Comos Magazine)		Amateur astronomers discover freaking huge planet. Next year they hope to discover girls	(14)
(Some Guy)		How to build a solar-powered scooter. You know, just in case regular scooters are just too macho for you to consider riding (pics)	(14)

		Major League Baseball to Sling Box users: Please don't watch our games	(49)
		Did you honestly think those DRM-free downloads from iTunes didn't come with a catch?	(215)
(Some Guy)		Scientists can now "train" neurons to fire in sequence in a petri dish, replicating how the human mind stores memories. Skynet observes results with interest	(18)
(Some Guy)		Canadian physicists' discovery could lead to room-temperature superconductors within 10 years	(49)
		Translation device worn like a wristwatch has been designed by a student from Baghdad to help British soldiers overcome language barriers in potentially life-threatening situations in Iraq. Next step, make it understand Klingon	(11)
(wkyc)		Scientists 123 develop 123 new 123 brain 123 surgery 123 to 123 help 123 people 123 with 123 OCD 123	(17)
(Some Guy)		Today's "useless but still cool" innovation goes to: the USB drive in a Lego block	(13)
(Some Guy)		ARRRR mateys, here be a map describin' the amount of pirated software per computer by country	(37)
(Some Guy)		Science Cartoons, for the little nerd in all of us	(15)
		Google maps has done it again. This time exposing the actual existence of E.T	(23)
		Wave-Powered Boat 'Kicks' Like A Dolphin, 'Stings' Like A Bee	(7)
(citytv)		Flat screen air conditioners. Cooooool.... (w/ pic)	(14)
(Some Guy)		MIT finds until there are a large number of alternative fuel vehicles on the road, people won't consider buying one, ensuring that there will never be a large number of them on the road. If only there was a name for this phenomenon	(48)
(Physorg)		British study confirms years of suspicion that Cheetara was a Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercat Ho	(18)
		New Google tool makes Web applications work offline	(9)
(Some Guy)		Creative iPod designs that never were	(17)
		New study reveals that sharks have several genes that are nearly identical to human genes. Study notes that it is still unwise to open the door if a shark tries to deliver you pizza	(26)
		Space Shuttle cockpit during launch with internal coms	(14)
(Some Guy)		Cosmonauts put mudflaps on space station. Up next: curb feelers and a raccoon tail on the antenna	(11)
(The Moscow Times)		Moscow may alleviate traffic congestion by building roads on top of residential and commercial buildings	(38)
		One of world's top 10 spammers arrested. Officials say you should celebrate with some h3rb4l V14gr4	(29)
(wvmv.com)		Hell freezes over: Gates and Jobs on stage together for first time in 20 years - to announce new joint operating system based on 64-bit DOS...It will blow everything away and make games and applications run at light speed on quad-chips	(49)

		Livejournal accounts deleted on a massive scale by abuse team. In related news, stock in razor blades doubles	(200)
(edge.org)		People reject science because it instinctually seems unbelievable	(245)
		♫ Slip sliding away, slip sliding away ♫ You know the nearer your destination, the more you're slip sliding away ♫	(21)
(MN Daily)		College of the Blindingly Obvious study finds premarital sex unlikely to lead to depression. Abstinence supporters told to... well, you know	(18)
		Last.fm bought by CBS for $280 million	(22)
(Some Guy)		Metal Gear Solid coming to an xbox 360 near you. Sony seen weeping quietly in the corner	(89)
(Gadgetroad)		Stracraft + Touchscreen Tablet PC + Linux = Future gaming experience	(63)
(Some Guy)		Top 10 douchebags of gaming	(56)
(Some Guy)		Grateful Dead fan site to relaunch as a social network. You'll get over it, dude	(13)
		IT admins read private emails and know about your Jodie Sweetin fetish	(58)
		Microsoft to sell new 'Surface' tabletop computer for between $5k and $10k. No word whether Asteroids will be preloaded	(55)
		Old n busted: 1080p New hotness: Super Hi-Vision	(34)

(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The "Cosmos"-less Science Channel Discussion Thread	(194)
		People who are either overtly very nice or very bad get laid more often. Now get to work you fugly cow; pretty please with sugar on top?	(48)
(Josiah Cole)		19 ways not to design your web site	(101)
(Technology News)		Toshiba starts seeing other chips	(5)
(CRN)		Review: Vista no more secure than XP	(54)
		Google opens Gmail up to the public, invitation to join no longer needed	(38)
		Linux branded Indy 500 car first to crash, blames user error	(29)
(Tech Digest)		BBC documentary on Wi-Fi dangers measured Wi-Fi radiation with monitoring tool designed and built by... a campaigner against Wi-Fi radiation	(31)
(TechPersona.com)		Interview with Matt Toschlog, creater of 1990s phenom game Descent. Somehow, he uses "politician" and "crazy" in the same quote	(24)
(Huh?)		Actual headline: "Math proof on quasicrystals is offered." What it actually means: "Some guys haven't been laid in a long, long, long time."	(24)
		Should we build Cylons?	(53)
		Scientists running a dangerously erotic experiment are surprised to discover that women really like pron. In other news, they're surprised to find people want them to cure cancer	(24)
		Headline: Microsoft has sold one million Zunes. Article: Microsoft has shipped one million Zunes	(67)
		To lure students, American colleges introduce Facebook study programs into their curricula	(28)
		Having trouble breathing? Just poke a few holes in your lungs	(8)
(Korea Times)		Korean government to explore other planets by 2017, expose aliens to glories of spiced cabbage	(50)

(Some Guy)		Academic claims too many parents are labelling their kids "dyslexic" when the scientific term that is eluding them is "stupid"	(55)
		Astronomers announce discovery of 28 new planets, some of which could harbor life that could eventually make its way to earth and kill us unless we destroy them first	(45)
		This year's "Blue Moon" explanation article. P.S. It's on May 31st this year	(13)
(Renewable Energy Access)		Good news: researchers have discovered a lithium compound that may enable hydrogen cell cars to run for hundreds of miles. Bad news: we may need to send out a ship to gather dilithium crystals. A star trek, if you will	(41)
(Some Spaceman)		Mars may be hollow	(52)
(Some Geau)		Sony develops paper-thin bendable TV screen just in time to install in our flying cars. LGT video of tv screen but fails to show the flying car	(24)
(Some Guy)		Now's a good time to invest in Oregon chicken manure	(24)
(Some Guy)		Creative uses for old computer parts	(16)
		Turning off gene makes mice smarter. Algernon last seen building Rube Goldberg machines for cheese	(15)
		Last thing you expect to be modded: graduation cap	(20)