New attraction simulates Shuttle launch at 17,500 mph	(42)
(Some Guy)		Doctors use Krazy Glue to reverse a patient's coma. Dr. Ruby Verde says duct tape would have worked too	(8)
		Add "Devil's Hole Pupfish Counter" to list of soon-to-be-obsolete careers	(3)
(Some Guy)		Scientists discover link between the evolution of color vision and why Carrot Top is the sexiest man alive	(60)
(Seed)		Smithsonian toned down exhibit related to global warming to avoid displeasing White House, according to former museum director. Scary trumps obvious	(78)
(cracked.com)		From N00B to Nerd: The 4 stages of the internets	(12)
(Some Guy)		Another example of why soccer moms shouldn't play videogames; Halo 2 will now receive a label for "partial nudity". Wait, what?	(16)
(Some Wolveriene)		Michigan Governor Granholm believes Google's new Ann Arbor office can offset Big 3 woes and "reshape the next Michigan"	(30)
		When being irrational is the most rational course of action	(52)
		Texas university creates high-tech solution to predict the proper conditions under which an elusive moonbow might appear. Next efforts to focus on difficult bonghit-to-chip ratio	(6)
		Scientists breed cows that give skimmed milk. Big Whoop. Wake me up when they're giving chocolate milk	(48)
		Maybe the 'stay awake' guy could try this next: three US medical teams in race to make a man sleep for months	(57)
		In the 1960's, the CIA tried to surgically make a cat into a hi-tech spying machine. They just didn't make it taxi proof	(20)
		Japan launches service where a diner can take a picture of food with a cell phone and send it to a nutritionist for analysis. Next up: faxing spoon tutorials	(6)

(Some Guy)		Hands-on footage of "world's thinnest laptop"	(20)
		World's oldest camera auctioned off for $800,000, with lens cap still in place	(61)
		Still waiting to get my hands on this	(27)
		If you had an actual functioning holodeck, what would you do with it? LGN	(144)
		Study shows babies not totally stupid: can tell when people switch languages on them, mambo dogface to the banana patch	(72)
		Brain-eating zombies invade SF Apple store	(20)
(Khaleej Times)		Father of the LCD dies; coffin will flash "GOBBLES BOOBIES" in Oðblgshezi	(38)
		Hey - you with the computer - you're SITTIN' wrong	(16)
		Man spends two years wondering what is causing the noise and itching in his ear. Turned out to be mites. Do not want	(39)
(LiveLeak)		RCA Presents the Television from 1939 at the World's Fair, after a commercial for fancy schmancy 16mm film projectors	(8)

		The force is very very very strong with this one and very very very Not safe for work	(30)
		Ric Romero's sweeps-week scoop: "Vista Users Encountering Computer Problems"	(134)
		UK company claims to have developed "super-oxidized water" which kills virulent microbes, is safe for healthy tissue cells, speeds wound healing, and can turn horse crap into rubies	(30)
(Some JFK)		Why we should actually choose to go to the moon	(153)
		A TV that fits in your T-shirt	(14)
(Some Guy)		3DRealms still trying to hire programmers for Duke Nukem Forever. (w/small new game pic)	(53)
		Several states want to require sexual offenders to register their email address, because we all know how hard it is to get a fake one to hide your identity on the internet	(12)
		U.S. stops breeding chimps for research. Will now breed them for organ grinder consortium	(17)
		Man with Mammoth Skeleton in his basement discovers what rare comic book owners have known all along; just because it's worth a ton doesn't mean anyone will pay for it	(12)
(Electronic House)		There's home theater, and then there's HOME THEATER	(62)
(Electronista)		Microsoft headquarters install 'iPod Amnesty Bins' encouraging employees to ditch their iPods in favor of the Microsoft Zune. Because employees are likely to ditch their $300 iPod in favor of a crappier Microsoft version	(92)
		Fish found with the same genetic program for limb development as land animals. Creationists too busy humming real loud and preparing to go to a fake museum to notice	(14)
		Researchers find that watching too much TV is linked to lack of diabeetus control in children. Wilford Brimley inconsolable	(10)
		Apple releases yet another large batch of patches for its systems. Apple guy, PC guy last seen at the pub sharing a pint	(62)
		Fed up with spam and inboxes containing 2,000 unread messages, growing number of Americans are saying the hell with email and going back to the telephone	(152)
		Scientists discover drinking lots of coffee cures gout, leading to that age-old question: What the fark is "gout"?	(39)
(Some Guy)		Places where you shouldn't see the "BSOD"	(28)
		Apparently, this internet thing is so popular, the addresses will run out by 2010	(31)
		Does future technology scare you? Genetic engineering, more advanced weaponry, robotics and technological singularity? If so, what?	(98)
(The Colbert Report)		Stephen Colbert Interviews Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales	(23)

(industryweek.com)		1. Buy your electricity at night for cheap. 2. Store it in your car. 3. Sell it back to the power company during the day at a higher rate: profit	(24)
(Popular Science)		After a lifetime of making racecars go faster, Bruce Crower's new engine uses steam to squeeze more mileage from gas. That's smoking hot	(31)
		New study shows that marijuana-like chemicals guide development of fetal brain cells. Which is like, totally biatchin' news for the little guy, man	(13)
(Ornithology Press Release)		New species of bird named "Millennium Falcon"	(30)
		Patent filed for glove that delivers non-lethal electrical shock. Kittens, Joy Buzzer Aficionados, D&D Nerds Rejoice	(20)
(Some Guy)		Now you too can get your own Star Wars chubby *snicker*	(13)
		Bling traced back 4,000 years as archeologists find proof that even the cavemen were sporting it fresh	(12)
(Some Guy)		Scientists claim that God baptized His dinosaurs nearly 6,000 years ago	(16)
(Spaceweather.com)		Good chance of Northern Lights tonight and tomorrow. White Widow, Skunk #1 not as likely	(40)
(Some Nuke Geek)		Rebuilding mothballed nuclear plant: $1.8 Billion. Shutting down in less than one day due to leaky pipes: Priceless	(134)
		"Dude, you've got a trailer trash computer"	(31)
(Joystiq)		Blizzard makes a kid's wish; he and his dog in WoW. Your dog wants a tissue	(47)
(First Monday)		Peer reviewed article on gender choice in World of Warcraft. 'Farkettes' tuck and run	(36)
		Nissan to launch "Cube," among several new compact models. This room is blue	(43)
		Dell officially starts selling Linux PC's	(66)
		'American Idol' is popular, at least according to Google's new 'Hot Trends,' which has idolarity in 11 of its top 16 top picks this morning	(21)
		Proving creationists correct all along, scientists discover that primitive fish had the genetic ability to grow limbs...if they wanted to. But God said stick to the water	(28)
(Some Guy)		Nike Air Max Transformer is more than meets the eye	(9)
		Tax? On my internet access? Its more likely than you think	(44)
		ESPN VideoGames elaborates on new Tecmo football game. Well..."elaborates" is a stretch. More like rambles on incoherently for 2 paragraphs and falls down. ESPN does video games now?	(30)
		Singapore aquarium puts chips in fish. No, it's not what you think it is	(25)
		Learning to live with spam. Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam	(56)

(Some Car Guy)		Sixty-mpg BMW arrives. Toyota Prius is an absolute gas pig in comparison	(73)
		The man who pwns the internet	(42)
		Group protests King Tut exhibit, claiming he's incorrectly being portrayed as white, does not have a condo made of stone-a and he did not move to Arizona	(63)
(ATW)		Final assembly of the Boeing 787 has begun in time for the July 8th launch. (Get it? get it?)	(39)
		Google Bans ads linking to essay writing sites to protect academic integrity. Submitter goes old fashioned by bribing the smart kid next door to write it	(20)
(MacWorld UK)		IGasm gives Apples's trademark lawyers an iSpasm	(35)
(Decatur Daily)		Athens, AL all aglow over reopening of accident prone nuke plant	(68)
		Shark's virgin birth stuns scientists, Maury Povich	(120)
(Some Guy)		Teacher from yesterday's least attractive teacher/student sex pairing claimed to be 15 on his MySpace page	(53)
		Today's "statistic pulled from UN Secretary General Ki-Moon's ass": Three species of plant or animal are going extinct everyday	(82)
(Some Scientists)		Global warming will spread malaria, make flu season run all year, and put Richard Simmons in more shorts in more infomercials. Your dog wants a gin and tonic	(93)
		Gametech creates Wiimote controller attachment shaped exactly like a giant batarang. What could possibly go wrong? (pic)	(16)
		HP wins $5.6 billion contract with NASA, unaware that it will inevitably blow up in their face	(18)
		Has anybody seen the universe? It was there last time I checked	(24)
		Guide to the perfect burger. Mmmmmm, the perfect burger	(177)
(China Daily)		Hewlett Packard's success in China is dependent on technology, child labor	(7)
(Some Guy)		Ways people waste gas when they think they're actually saving it	(163)
(Some Guy)		How geeks design elevators	(25)
		The end of MANkind as we know it. Thanks for all the fish	(17)
		Are you addicted to the Internet? Or can you quit anytime you want?	(96)
		Hammerhead shark capable of virgin birth. No word on whether it will turn up on your grilled-cheese sandwich	(11)
		New evidence says birds did not evolve from dinosaurs, which is what the creationists have been telling us for years	(26)

(Some Carl Sagan Guy)		The "Cosmos"-less Science Channel discussion thread	(208)
		A drug which reduces the desire for marijuana and blocks its effect on the brain has been successfully tested in rats. Still no cure for cancer	(273)
(The Steel Deal)		Not only does this hot car drive all by itself -- it does it faster and better than any human. Behold the future. Video zoomness	(19)
		China determined to crash a probe on Mars by 2010	(11)
		First the bees started to disappear. Now, potatoes and peanuts may also go	(98)
		"Lost" game for iPod released on iTunes. Lets you control your favorite characters as you explore the mysterious island in search of a plot and meaningful dialogue	(22)
(WebMD)		The final psychiatric report on one Anakin Skywalker: Yep, it's borderline personality disorder. Here comes the diagnosis	(27)
		New York yellow cabs are to go green. Millions of blue markers on their way to NY	(98)
		Official: "At this point, we believe the whales are just f*cking with us"	(136)
(Some Barefoot Fool)		"Crocs" are immensely popular plastic shoes, partly because the manufacturer boasts they they might cure cancer, baldness, rickets, shingles, bad breath and dandruff. Oh, and they're good for the diabetus sufferer, too	(83)
		New evidence suggest that Mars was once wet. The Mars orgasm, however, is still a myth	(19)
		Could food coloring be linked To ADD? One family cut artifical dyes from their child's diet, and it seemed to help. So yes, food coloring causes ADD	(176)
		New "21st century Internet" will allow users to post lolcatz with their freakin' minds, man	(15)
(ExtremeTech)		Lost Planet: Extreme Disappointment	(24)
		Eight out of 10 CEOS think their company delivers above-average customer service. Of course, those CEOs didn't have to push 1, 6, 3, 2, 8, 1, 3, 2 and 4 to talk to some guy in India	(32)
		Online survey: 64 percent of respondents still buy music CDs, while 41 percent like to download. If you can do math better than these guys, you'll figure out why they're losing money	(25)
		Dubai to build convention center that looks oddly familiar. Serious design flaw detected around exhaust vent (with pic)	(199)
(Some Guy)		Pricipal . Caught sayof keeping dementia at bay. Is He dead or not. NMN Says drink. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wearing leather pants"	(110)
		New T-Mobile phone runs Windows Mobile 6. Now you can watch your phone lock up while dropping calls in record time	(16)
		If you are a state official, putting "I am a wild debaucher" on your MySpace page is likely to invite scrutiny. Bonus: "If I had known that the public would see it, I never would have done it"	(58)
(Game Pro)		Sony PR rep talks about the PS3's poor performance. Does he blame: A) The price? B) The sucky game list? C) A vocal minority on the Internet with an axe to grind?	(98)
		Human birth-control pills work startlingly well on minnows	(9)
		If you were to get a chance to bang Pamela Anderson, now you would only need to single bag it	(27)
(PC Mag)		OpenOffice announces first ever worm that will infect the program. Microsoft seen whistling in corner, chuckling to itself	(20)
(Engadget)		Students create wireless ring mouse that lets you "control and manipulate items on a computer screen just by pointing at the monitor." Ceiling Cat thinks you need one	(16)
		Old and busted: Mario. New hotness: LineRider. Fark geek thread: Both at the same time	(10)
(NASA)		"Houston, we don't have a problem." Updates and information on the upcoming NASA Moon and Mars missions. Warning: Super geeky	(11)
		I for one welcome our new flying robot police overlords	(72)
		"We cannot expect astronauts to spend three years in a spacecraft and not have sex -- of some kind. Probably with each other, and likely in more than one combination"	(207)

(Some Ugly-Ass Fish)		Newly released photos of deep, deep-sea life lend credence to the theory that there are some really ugly bastards swimming around down there	(29)
		Egyptian zoo breeds rare tortoises. Bow-.........chika....................... (we'll update you when the get to the bow-bow part.)	(18)
(Some Jittery Doctor)		I'm NOT drinking 6 cups of coffee a day. I don't care if I get diabetes	(37)
		Virtual hallucination device used in police training. This is some good shiat	(27)
(Science Daily)		You look like a Bob	(43)
(Some Guy)		Turns out Gary Larson was prescient -- the semi-boneless chicken farm is now a reality	(43)
		"I think 13 years of surfing the Internet has ruined my brain"	(64)
		IBM to launch Power6 chip next month: Twice the clock speed of the previous generation while consuming roughly the same amount of power	(16)
		Diamonds from an exploding comet killed off the caveman... except for the select few who turned to hawking products in television commercials	(16)
		For the three people who didn't already know this, researchers conclude that airbags aren't the safest things in the world	(17)
		God tests our faith, again	(21)
(Some Lightning)		Your cellphone could soon OOOWWWW	(18)
		Science gatherings become popular after organizers just add beer	(28)
		Robots could soon replace nurses in hospitals, performing routine tasks such as dispensing drugs, taking temperatures and offering frail elderly patients a surprise helpful shove down the stairs	(66)
		Over half of parents "spy on kids" using Facebook. Hint: If it's a secret, maybe teh intarwebs ain't the place for it	(49)
		Midwestern farkers: The annoying 17-year curse is nearing its return. The flying satans, AKA "cicadas," return	(48)