Japan vows $100 Million to stem climate change, plans to finance it with proceeds from whale burger sales	(11)
		Scientists find virus that is deadly to fireants	(135)
		Coming soon: The walk-thru website	(25)
		England's top soccer league is suing Youtube	(12)
		"If you care about global warming and clean air, it is hard not to be for nuclear power." Is America entering a nuclear renaissance?	(77)
		Ever tried moonlight therapy? Werewolves, nightowls, and pasty-skinned basement dwellers need not apply	(12)
		Climate change, ugly-ass sex partners doomed Neanderthals	(6)
(Some Guy)		How not to demo Windows Vista	(57)
		Condoms for your phone	(10)
		Much like Mars, Mercury may have a soft, chewy center	(7)

(Central News Agency)		Nanotechnology will remove dust and odors from Taiwanese train restrooms, find Sarah Connor	(10)
		Mathmeticians create wormhole, Prophets, Kardassians unimpressed	(38)
		Apparently Microsoft's takeover of Yahoo is DOA	(26)
		The Red Lobster chain loses its title of "Oldest Lobster Fossil" to Chiapas, Mexico, who wins with 120 million year old specimen	(9)
(Some Guy)		The "best thing to come from the Dot Com crash"	(14)
(NASA)		NASA test fires methane powered engine intended for future exploration of solar system. Article with a lot of big, complicated words also contains cool video	(39)
		Taking painkillers for your headache could give you a headache	(22)

		Another affect of global warming: vultures attacking living creatures	(86)
		Great Idea: Gov't wants to use your cell phone to detect terror attacks. Just don't think about the implications of this and you'll be fine, citizen	(41)
(If It's Movies)		New "Transformers" images confirm lips on Optimus Prime	(72)
		Vistaz in ur laptop consumin yer powerz	(48)
(Some General)		"If the bids are real" General Lee sells for about $10 mill. Because no one ever puts fake bids on Ebay	(82)
(Game Revolution)		Download and play the unfinished Fallout 3 that never was. With video goodness	(29)
(Wizard Universe)		Sam Raimi explains why Sandman and Venom became Spider-Man 3's villains	(47)
(Some Guy)		Sony issues an apology for its God of War II goat tease	(22)
		Citing pirates and illegal downloads, eh, Canada's CD sales plummet 35% in 1st quarter of 2007	(30)
		Wired asks a difficult question: Is sexual assault in a virtual space possible?	(51)
		What's the worst Spider-Man creation ever? It might be Spider-Ham	(209)
		Scientist unveil largest test of faith ever found in Australia	(40)
		Today's student getting suspended for a picture on MySpace.com brought to you by Mansfield, Ohio	(92)
		A 0-to-60 time of 3 seconds and a 200-mph top speed. The The Velozzi can run on just about any type of fuel, such as gasoline, ethanol, methanol, diesel, or biodiesel. 200 mph at 200 mpg? Cool tag takes Spiffy tag for a ride	(29)
		"Clothes, not sunscreen, offer best sun protection" says dermatologist. "STFU" respond boobwatching men everywhere	(14)
		Intrusive web ads on the rise, despite users' near-universal hatred of them. OH MY GOD No wayyyyy	(38)
(PC Magazine)		10 Amazing Spider-Man Gadgets	(12)
		Microsoft is contemplating taking over Yahoo. AskJeeves feels lonely	(82)
		Top 25 Web Hoaxes. Yes, a famous Fark Photoshop is #20	(50)
		Man uncovers 15 million-year-old forest of petrified wood while bulldozing new driveway (pics)	(114)
		Australian scientists developing "super chocolate" with high melting point as a nutritious and long-lasting meal for soldiers in war against Oompa-Loompas	(26)
		Modern children being turned into "loners" as they spend too much time playing computer games and listening to MP3 players to learn how to make friends or develop any perceptible social skills	(51)
(Some Guy)		After months of research, scientists have come up with the following conclusion: Prayers will not cure AIDS	(23)
		Ireland is preventing a teenager from aborting a baby that will die as soon as it is born	(63)
		Survey finds that 43% of female office workers have slept with a male colleague. Suddenly, Dwight hooking up with Angela doesn't seem so surprising	(32)

(NBC6)		Diver discovers unknown ugly-ass 10-foot long sea worm (with pic/video)	(12)
		Today's corporate email snooping software does more than just look for phrases like "Let's break the law tomorrow at 3:47"	(11)
		The planet Mercury is a giant microwaved burrito	(12)
(Some Wall Crawler)		The names Alfred Molina gave his tentacles and 24 other little known facts about the Spider-Man movie franchise	(40)
		Applying Occam’s Razor to the puzzling mystery of why America’s honeybees are mysteriously disappearing from their hives leads to the obvious and inevitable conclusion: Bee rapture	(42)
		IBM microchips now come with "speed holes." Suck it Flanders, AMD	(19)
(Some Guy)		"Spiderman 3" expected to break all box office recods. Soon to be broken by Vince Chase's "Aquaman"	(39)
(Some Guy)		Study: Ads influence kids' drinking, floor humping	(5)
(Tech Crunch)		Pandora to ban non-U.S. listeners, starting tonight. AACS fist bumps RIAA and buys it a beer	(23)
		SciFi reporting rumor a that "Jericho" will be renewed for next season	(31)
(Wireless Weblog)		Bye bye, Sprint Nextel	(42)
(Some Guy)		Yale Center wins $7.5 million grant for autism research. When asked for comment, awardees rocked uncontrollably and drew photorealistic horses	(8)
(Centredaily)		Archeologists -- looking for remains of George Washington's house in Philadelphia -- find the kitchen where the Father of Liberty's nine slaves worked	(16)
(i watch stuff)		Hermione's breasts accentuated for the IMAX version of the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" poster. In other news, Chris Hansen and the Dateline NBC crew are on their way to your house	(81)
(Some Guy)		Obama to MySpace Obama: Waaaah, you stole my MySpace name. Gimmie	(58)
(Popular Mechanics)		Popular Mechanics ask the question, "Could hackers take down the entire World Wide Web?" Planet-eating Demon Goat unavailable for comment, because he's fiction too	(65)
		Chilean Navy may have found wreckage of Latin America's first submarine. Sonar images of dingle balls and chain steering wheel encouraging	(80)
		Sorghum touted as next renewable fuel by scientists wearing gingham, whistling Dixie, catching mess o' catfish	(13)
(1up.com)		1UP editor's Playstation 3 kills his Xbox 360. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE	(33)
		Network World wants to know what's the coolest network start-up you've seen lately?	(9)
(MadAsHell)		Phone companies now charging you for NOT making calls	(203)
		The one male Galapagos tortoise still alive may be in luck -- a female might have been found on a neighboring island. I saw a turtle sex act	(21)
		Brewer plans to recycle beer waste water, call it "Budweiser"	(131)
		Anytime I read about computer chips made of "nanoscale self assembling materials" I want to run to my garage and look for my flying car	(9)
		Millions of emails are to be stored at the British Library in a unique project to preserve present day communications for future generations. Viagra and ween enlargement spam expected to make up 90%	(31)
		Every time you turn on your iBook G4, it dies a little bit on the inside	(67)
		Maggots have been successfully used to treat patients with the superbug MRSA	(16)
		Google, Belgian newspapers agree on copyright case	(3)
		Solar power station generates 11 MW of electricity - almost enough to power Al Gore's home	(53)
		68-year-old grandmother comes second in "ultimate SMS love poem" competition with this moving entry: "O hart tht sorz, My luv adorz, He mAks me liv, He mAks me giv, Myslf 2 him, As my luv porz."	(38)
(Fotowoosh)		Coolest thing you'll see this year. Hands down. 3-D computer models from a single 2-d image. No boobie examples yet	(28)
		Yahoo puts instant-messaging inside Web browsers	(25)
		Scientists look to filthy paw gestures of damn dirty apes for language origin clues	(6)

(Some Guy)		How geeks make waffles	(32)
		Up to half of Mars may have lethal, psycho creating, baby killing dihydrogen monoxide	(45)
(TTAC)		Chrysler announced their hybrid Hemi will get 25% better gas mileage than the regular one. Unfortunately, no one told them that 25% of nothing is still nothing	(22)
		Aussie scientists create electricity, clean water from brewery waste. Behold the power of Fosters	(14)
(FMQB)		The Copyright Royalty Board has pushed back the due date for royalty payments to kick in, from May 15 to July 15, giving web radio stations two more months to convince Congress to come kicking and screaming into the 21st century	(67)
		The Top 15 most colorful, controversial Microsoft statements ever	(31)
		Kid arrested for making a counter strike map. EVERYBODY ah the hell with this. Go back to what you were doing	(192)
(SYFY Portal)		"Dead Like Me" stocks up on post-its, to be resurrected for a DVD movie	(35)
		Jesus, Gandalf or a late-model Jim Morrison appears in a 4GB Samsung flash memory chip	(29)
		Robot can climb walls, spy on deaf people	(12)
(FirstShowing.net)		The Final Iron Man Mark III Armor Revealed	(41)
		Navy invents weapon which destroys through the use of sound, looks to partner with producers of American Idol	(113)
(myfoxal.com)		Train carrying rockets for upcoming NASA launch assplodes off a bridge in Alabama ahead of schedule	(49)
		Can Microsoft cause kidney stones?	(7)
(Gallivanter)		My Nokia 6300 reviewed	(22)
(Dueling Analogs)		Gamers having reservations about GameStop reservations	(52)
		Polar ice caps melting 30 years ahead of experts' predictions. Which either means that global warming is getting worse, or the experts don't know what they're talking about and are making numbers up as if their jobs depend on it	(68)
		AMD processors may soon become overpriced symbols of being hip	(17)
(WUSA)		Actual headline: "Duck In Danger." Since this duck is in Southeast D.C., they are probably afraid it will be shot, stabbed, carjacked or all of the above	(56)
		Old Navy to move its plus sizes out of stores and sell them exclusively online, claiming Internet tubes are more springy than floorboards. And I thought Old Navy's entire line was plus-sized	(33)
		Army squeezes soldiers balls... I mean blogs. Yes, blogs	(10)
(Some Guy)		Al Gore killed the Neanderthal	(7)
(Some Guy)		Scientists discover clues as to why the Fibonacci is so common in nature. Maximillian Cohen unavailable for comment	(30)
(Some Wii)		Working off weight with Wii, fat gamers everywhere rejoice	(15)
(engadget)		Moving away from GATTACA	(10)
		Heart-attack death rate declining, report says. Overall death rate holding steady at 100 percent	(5)
		Prince Charles godwins climate change. (You know who else hated the climate?)	(8)
		If it walks, talks and smells like a federal ID card, well then, it must be a federal ID card	(140)
		DHL delivers the gold in the wild, wacky Great Package Race	(10)
(Some Boneheads)		Business 2.0 magazine, which has repeatedly harped on the necessity of backups, loses its entire June issue after one of their editorial systems crashed, with no backup	(9)
		"B-b-but...China" excuse from global-warming apologists falters as research shows developing countries have sharply reduced emissions	(239)
(DefenceTalk)		Exploring caves from 30 feet in the air	(3)
		The power of beer drinking: Turning beer wastewater into electricity	(5)
		NASA trying to decide what to do with dead bodies on missions to Mars. Soylent Green?	(45)

		Science will soon make it possible to revive the dead hours after their souls travel through the tunnel into the afterlife. Here comes the science	(34)
		A new camcorder is being branded as a "YouTube for soccer moms"	(17)
(Some lazy helpdesk jockey)		Government claims IT workers are lazy. Pot and kettle laugh their asses off	(341)
		"Highly critical" Trillian, Winamp flaws flagged. EVERYBODY PANIC (if you use IRC in Trillian or MP4 in WinAmp)	(39)
		Masturbating in public? On a subway train? To a techie chick with a camera phone? Not smart, guy, not smart	(148)
		Reversing Alzheimer's memory loss may be possible. In fact, reversing Alzheimer's memory loss may be possible	(24)
		Tonight your webpage dines in GOOGLE HELL	(31)
		Vista more secure than Mac OS	(98)
		Parents turning blind eye to kid's net use because they don't want to find out their daughter has a webcam and a devoted fanbase. Article includes an amusing list of hip "webspeak" terms	(213)
		A scientist has proposed a type of suit using technology based on geckos to allow people to climb walls, save big on car insurance	(8)
		This is our country, this is our Autobot? Chevrolet launches "Build Your Own Autobot" web site for Transformers Movie	(60)
(NBC)		Number of female video-game players increases. Here's a story about both of them	(49)
(Some Guy)		Astronomers map out planetary danger zone around "blast radius" of O-stars	(4)
		Repeal of online-gambling prohibition deserves passage in Congress … but don't bet on it happening	(16)
		New study claims that over half of Spainerds are overweight. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my waistline, prepare to diet	(20)
(Some Guy)		Students invited to bring robots to White House, find Sandra Day O'Connor	(5)
(1UP)		Fool me once, shame on me. Let Uwe Boll make another "Bloodrayne" movie, shame on you	(34)
		SCO is not experiencing the lawsuitlarity they thought they would	(12)
		Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection	(35)
		Dell to offer Ubuntu Linux on select desktop and laptop machines	(77)
(Some Guy)		Microsoft says they can't find a single person who doesn't want to pay them $50 for something they can get for free	(44)
		Everything you never wanted to know about ducks' elaborate genitals	(19)
		Company shareholders, acting in the best interests of others rather the bottom line, formally request that Google challenge censorship in authoritarian countries	(12)
(Some Guy)		The average person spends over eight hours a day on the Internet. It's not like that porn is going to download itself	(23)
		Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well... until he went down into his mother's basement to play video games and never came out	(63)
		So that's why my brother gives the open-hand gesture to his wife	(4)
		Can't keep up with your email inbox? You may be eligible to declare email bankruptcy	(20)
		Rubik's "speed cubing nerds" earning celebrity status	(53)
		If you thought your sex life was twisted, try being a duck (with pic)	(14)
		Super amazing fat-burning pill that will make you melt off pounds without exercise on the horizon	(64)

(PhysOrg)		Artificial snot improves electronic nose, boogers to flick at Sarah Connor	(7)
		Children with asthma more likely to have emotional problems, glasses stolen by hunters	(13)
		Today: Australian scientist announces ocean currents, not man, causing global warming. Tomorrow: Al Gore demands that we outlaw ocean currents	(35)
		A semi Hemi	(12)
		Like there aren't enough lawyers in First Life?	(8)
(Bit-Tech.Net)		Kiss your separate processors goodbye. Intel developing General Purpose Processing Units	(9)
		Scientists discover a state between life and death. Zombies, Cthulhu, Anne Coulter shrug and wonder what took them so long	(28)
(Some Guy)		Glow sticks may lure sea turtles to death, ecstasy	(10)
		Science has finally turned its attention to something we can all appreciate- bong research	(7)
(The Augusta Chronicle)		Regenerating, blast-to-bits resistant, radiation-proof organism discovered in South Carolina nuclear facility. And so it begins	(41)
		Supreme Court rules it is OK to steal stuff from somebody in the US and profit from selling it overseas, as long as you send it over in pieces and it is then reassembled over there by somebody else	(15)
		Atheism causes anorexia. Evidently, Jesus likes the fatties	(45)
(Some Guy)		Good: Cure for cancer found. Bad: It's HIV. Figures	(23)
		In bid to become the TGIFriday's of the software world, Sun Microsystems unveils "Project Flair"	(10)
		British study shows Marijuana is the flame, Heroin is the fuse and LSD is the bomb that blows your mind	(184)
		Microsoft's Balmer: Apple iPhone isn't going to get any market share	(110)
(Some Pirate)		Anti-piracy group pirates anti-piracy report. Ninjas apparently unimpressed	(7)
		Study shows that exercising helps people lose weight. Researchers moving on to controversial question of "In what direction does the sun rise in the morning?"	(155)
(Some Guy)		Uncensor the Internet with this Firefox plug-in. It puts the "hi" back in "bulls**t."	(29)
		Hong Kong film producers may be forced to make their movies boring and dull to gain release on the mainland of China	(6)
(Some Guy)		What if Mario was in World of Warcraft?	(20)
(Some Ruski)		In Russia, coolest aircraft pictures you’ll see all day watch you	(16)
		Old and busted: The Wii's Motion sensitive controllers. The new Hotness: Brainwave activated game machines	(109)
		Apple reports faulty batteries prone to swelling. Cautions that if swelling persists for more than two hours to see a service technician	(14)
		A day in the life of an Antarctic scientist. "8-11 a.m. -- look at ice; 12-3 p.m. -- look at ice; 5-8 p.m. -- penguin orgy; 9-11 p.m. -- look at ice"	(51)
		Sony admits to using dead goat at a party, denies letting guests eat from it	(73)
(Eweek)		Iran 2 cnsr txt msg. WTF	(11)
		Last week's news: migranes may make you live longer. This week's news: migranes may give you brain damage. Next week they'll probably be good for you again	(63)
		Lots of bloggers are doing it today … or not doing it, to be more precise: "One-day Blog Silience" in progress to honor VT victims. And, of course, there's bellyaching	(10)
		That bullfight blocking the road a mile ahead of you? Engineered by bored hackers who have now found a way to manipulate GPS	(15)
		3,775 men get wrangled, hog-tied, and intimately examined at the big free Chicago prostate-examination rodeo	(17)
		New fairly non-invasive surgery technique allows surgeons to remove your organs through existing orifices	(20)