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"According to the FBI, the most common hacker is probably sitting in the cubicle next to you. They get to work early, tell funny stories at lunch and at some point, make a very dumb move" |
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Old and busted: polygraph lie detectors. The new hotness: fMRI lie detectors, which nail you before you even speak |
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Sceintists find a new Alzheimer gene, forget where they put it |
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Canadians invent steering wheel that does away with breathalyser concept and uses sensors to detect intoxicated drivers |
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Cosmologist Martin Rees says one day a soulless, emotionless computer could win the Nobel Prize. No, not Al Gore |
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Stars. Moving. Freaky. Video |
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Genetically modified chickens laying cancer-fighting eggs. Cancer's reign of terror may be ova |
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Among 220 species of primates only humans have whites of the eyes. Here comes the science |
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Regina Lynn shows all at the 2007 Adult Expo (Some Not safe for work links) |
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Taking a cue from their wives, scientists have managed to make sound go faster than the speed of light |
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Scientists will begin gathering the most detailed information yet about the ever-changing northern lights, as a multi-year research project enters its ultimate phase with thirty guys laying on the hoods of their cars going "whoa" |
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A psychological technique based on Buddhist philosophy and practice may provide a solution for women who struggle with binge eating and bulimia. Look for "Sweatin' to the Samyaksamādhi" in a store near you |
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On February 18, 2009, full power television stations will stop analog broadcasting and transition to digital broadcasting. Don't worry, the government has an entitlement program |
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John Dvorak thinks the iPhone is "unlikely to be a big success" |
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Harvard study finds that states with higher levels of gun ownership have higher homicide rates. Fark study finds that Harvard scientists are damned dirty apes |
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British government considering mandatory devices that will track individual motorcycles and automatically cut their throttles if it senses the bike exceeding the posted speed limit |
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Hot chick with power tools shows you how a plasma TV works |
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Russian man grows replacement penis on his arm, looks forward to rubbing elbows with many foxy ladies |
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Cancer patients are discouraged from eating soy products, as it can increase the growth rate of tumors. Still no cure for cancer, but we've found the silver lining |
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Global warming may be caused by a natural cycle of thawing methane from permafrost |
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Botanists find huge, stinky flower's family, continue to search for its lost double-wide |
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NASA engineers are studying 60s-era spacecraft in order to learn the best way to fake a moon landing |
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Coolest Japanese game show clip of a man running across a non-newtonian surface you've seen all day |
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Ready-made embryos, because: "Who wants an ugly, stupid kid?" |
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Gay sheep show brain and hormone differences. PETA protests (really) |
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Comet McNaught brightest comet seen three in decades |
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Ambitious road project will allow crossing the Andes without resorting to cannibalism |
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Crude stone tools may provide evidence that people lived in Minnesota 13,000 to 15,000 years ago, and their technology has changed little since |
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Terrorists in Iraq using Google Earth to pinpoint their attacks on troops there. Why does Google hate America? |
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New websites expose and shame bad behavior. So Farkers, if you're planning to leer at women while littering and being rude with your car parked in a handicapped spot, wear a mask |
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Comcast says it will hire 2,800 more idiots who don't have a clue about how to answer your question |
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This just in: "Semen sales are serious business." Semen salesman react stiffly to semen jokes, saying it's hard work and they just need the occasional stroke. Business is goo, though. I mean, GOOD -- business is GOOD |
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The braincells you thought you killed by underage binge drinking were really lost by attending college |
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Shakespeare wags a finger at Microsoft/Novell pact... has plenty to say about other tech matters, too. BardBlog? |
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PS3s piling up and collecting dust on store shelves as Wii consoles are scooped up the minute they roll in |
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Mars probe may have spotted Sojourner Rover |
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Man patents method of generating hydrogen from lightning strikes. Turns out Doc Brown may have been on to something, after all |
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Dante's face wasn't even supposed to be reconstructed from his skull that day |
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ASIMO by Honda now does things that ED-209 can not, like walk down stairs |
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Jobs: "Apple is going to reinvent the phone... blah blah blah." LG: "*Ahem.* Uh... hi? I said, *Ah-CHOKE COUGH CHOKE CAN I GET A MEDIC HERE?*" |
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CES 2007 slideshow with plenty of booth babes |
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C-NET provides thirteen reasons consumers should doubt the Apple iPhone hype. "The thing sucks donkey balls" notably left off list |
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Here's the mainstream media with a breathless report on how many Ebay feedback ratings are manipulated. If you can imagine such a dastardly thing |
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Five percent of Canadians report “medically unexplained” conditions, see doctors far less entertaining than Hugh Laurie |
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Be warned, spoon-benders... James Randi is rolling out Million-Dollar Challenge 2.0 |
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"Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories" for the PSP |
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Red Hot Chili Peppers may fight cancer. What I got I'm gonna get it put it in you, what I got I'm gonna get it put it in you |
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How Apple could fight Cisco |
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Welcome, citizens of France, to MySpace... uh, mon espace. Whatever. Surrender |
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First artificial heart donated to Smithsonian. Dick Cheney seen hovering around it, wishing he had a heart |
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Unusually warm waters attracting dolphins, soon to evolve into guidos, close to Long Island's shores |
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Mini-Googles are proliferating like mad across the Intarweb. Experts predict they will soon merge and grow self-aware, take over the ship's systems and hold the crew hostage until that damn scientist surrenders |
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New spam mail targets paranoid idiots who will believe that someone might send an assasin after them and that the hitman can be bought off |
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Sega threatens YTMND with legal action over Sonic jokes, completely unaware that the biggest Sonic joke is the latest game |
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Skinny ties? Check. Huge glasses? Yup. Actress on crack at the seven-minute mark? Yup. It's the Windows 386 promo video |
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Spas are raking in money treating "BlackBerry Thumb," stiff necks from typing on laptops and skin irritations caused by cellphone overuse. No word on if they also treat the blisters you'll get while getting off my lawn |
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Military base deals with cane-toad infestation by giving them free housing to live in until they can be gassed and turned into fertilizer |
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AT&T to phase out the Cingular name and logo over the next few months. This makes perfect sense, because the majority of today's teenage cell phone owners will associate a 100-year-old company their grandmother had with style |
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By knowing more than one language, researchers from Toronto say you can delay the onset of dementia symptoms |
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Wiitards cautioned to warm up before playing video games or risk career-ending injuries or some damn thing |
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Newly-discovered artifacts suggest modern man arrived in Europe 45,000 years ago, took a look at the Irish and left, never to return |
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Panoramic View of Suposed Moon Surface. How many incongruities can you see?(with audio of lunar landing goodness) |
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The coolest gallery of fabricated carbon nanotube structures you'll see today |
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Climate change has gotten so bad that newly discovered species don't even have spend a few decades being overhunted before they can be put on the endangered species list |
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Japan to iPhone... "Welcome to like a few years ago" |
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Nintendo records best holiday season in U.S. video game history. But our princess is in another castle |
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AAA unveils new online gas station locator. AARP's online farmer's market locator still in development |
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"Despite the mountain of newfangled mobile devices and PC-bound applications on display here, the old-fashioned boob tube has emerged as something of a retro darling at the Consumer Electronics Show" |
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Scientists develop retinal chips to treat blind cats. Still no cure for cancer |
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Invisible RFID ink safe for branding cattle, people. Because people just love to be branded like cattle |
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The coolest tin foil ship floating on nothing you'll see all day |
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British government tells schools to steer clear of Vista |
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Mac flaw puts Safari surfers at risk. Buh, buh, but it's Mac |
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Step 1: Develop a camera that can see through walls. Step 2: Sell it to the military and police. Step 3: Profit |
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It's VHS vs. Betamax all over again: Porn industry chooses HD-DVD |
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Women urged to play videogames with their men. That's fine and all BUT IF YOU MISS THIS F*CKING JUMP AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU biatch |
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Global warming helps Norwegian archaeologists discover eighth-century Viking burial grounds. Suck it, treehuggers |
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Shocked parents are upset that devices which connect to the Internet can be used to aquire pornography. Today's example: Nintendo Wii |
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Photo gallery of the comet McNaught currently passing by, sure to knock your Nikes off |
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Experts think risk of new SARS outbreak is low. But please CONTINUE TO PANIC |
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"We call them craplets," the official said. The term is a contraction of the words "crap" and "applet". Captain Obvious just wants to flush the whole mess and buy a Mac |
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Mars Surveyor was killed by software patch Tuesday |
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Have you been struggling with people staring at you while you watch porn on your I-pod? Well, then you need the new porn privacy video goggles |
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EBay has agreed to buy sports ticket reseller StubHub for roughly 310 million dollars. A+++ link, would read again |
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China's blogging population reaches 20 million, which is coincidentally the number of new jail cells being built in the Chinese hinterlands |
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WoW expansion gets 16th January release date. Analysts expected 14th February, the date most players have money to spend |
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Scientists plan to fight cancers by infecting them with viruses |
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PC battery backup comes with built in flashlight. Obvious tag shakes head and says "why didn't I think of that?" |
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You cannot handle the awesome power of War Scooter: No comment from Guerrilla Kermit, Mercenary Fozzie |
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Macworld: Ten Myths of the Apple iPhone |
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Geologist sues college professor for libel in a plan to re-establish himself as a gneiss guy |
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PC World Editor Ctrl+Alt+Deleted |
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New animation helps autistic children understand human emotions, presumably by looping the same five minutes of footage for six solid hours |
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Timeline: 50 Years of Hard Drives |
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Remember that fancy new iPhone Apple unveiled yesterday? Turns out Cisco Systems trademarked "iPhone" back in 2000. Oops |
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Obesity operations jump in United States. Maybe it would be better to have the patients jumping |
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Rush Limbaugh does not get Star Trek metaphors |
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Nine things wrong with the iPhone, and why it won't be Apple's killer app |
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After destroying you in Command and Conquer 3, your opponent will now be able to send you a 10-second video clip of his victory dance. Because what you really want to see after losing a game is another guy's penis |
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Remember that Emmy that Sony won for the SIXAXIS controller? Not so fast |
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Bluetooth MP3 watch. It stores up to 1GB of MP3/WMA tunes and streams them wirelessly to a set of Bluetooth speakers or headphones. And projects the time into your brain. Possibly |
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So, where's all that evidence for global warming? Oh |
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Anthropologist believes that skin is the most underappreciated of our organs. Submitter disagrees on a personal level |
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NASA is out of ideas - Mars Rovers 2: Electric Boogaloo |
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Honda unveils next-generation NSX, sports V10 engine |
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New gadget keeps track of your fat. Apparently, your pants weren't doing a good enough job |
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Surprise Democrats don't care about your privacy any more than Republicans do |
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Bug found in Apple bug-fix tool that allows your standard "take over the whole OS with root permissions" exploit |
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Wii, schoolgirl panties outsell PS3 in Japan |
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Apple drops "Computer" from name because they can't compete |
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British history sleuths say they have uncovered new evidence to solve one of the great riddles of ancient Greece -- pinpointing the ancient island of Ithaca, home of Homer's legendary hero Odysseus |
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Just when you could barely afford 1080p HDTV, here comes 2160p Quad HDTV |
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Five gayest NES characters of all time. Birdo's "Oh face" unavailable for comment. Oh Oh Oh Oh! You know what I'm talking about |
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Mutant gene influences craving for alcohol, making most Farkers eligible for membership in the X-Men |
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One: Brian Williams interviews NOAA official, who says recent warm weather caused by El Nino. Two: ??? Three: Recent warm weather not caused by El Nino, but global warming |
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How Apple kept the iPhone a secret for 30 months. Bogus prototypes, bullying the press, stifling pillow talk -- all to keep iPhone under wraps. Pillow talk monitoring? |
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Cranky.com joins the ever-increasing number of senior-oriented websites. Submitter predicts that SeniorFark.com will feature "Damn Kids on Lawn" and "Saggies" tags |
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I for one welcome our new robotic ornithopter overlords |
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NSA helped Microsoft develop security for Vista. Also helped with "Microsoft Secret Flight To Undisclosed Location Simulator X" |
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Scientists working on making Idaho potatoes better. Still no plans to make Idaho better |
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Caffeine can help post-workout pain. No word on whether Irish coffee is okay too |
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Britain plans moon mission, just as soon as they can get Martin Landau and Barbara Bain to kiss and make up |
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First security flaw detected in Vista |
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Genes, lifestyle, naked pictures of Bea Arthur found to boost risk of blindness in the elderly |
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Apple ready to grab its ankles over Cisco's "iPhone" trademark |
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2007 Detroit North American International Auto Show preview pictures |
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Research institute develops technology that can read what people think by measuring changes in blood flow in their brains. For example, a sudden, massive flow to lower in the body means, "Gee, she's cute" |
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Another media milestone reached -- the word "pwned" appears on the editorial page of a mainstream metropolitan daily |
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If you have a copy of Windows Office with a Brazilian Portuguese grammar analyzer, Microsoft wants to get in touch with you |
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New therapy for Chronic Fatigue Sympton to enter clinical trials. You would have submitted this if you'd had the energy |
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Iconic "pillars of creation" photographed by Hubble telescope in 1995 destroyed by exploding star |
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I, for one, bow before our new Dragonfly overlords |
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Cutting down to half a pack per day doesn't improve smoker's health because they just suck deeper on their cancer sticks to get their precious nicotine |
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Revamped Infiniti QX56 SUV does 188 mph right out of the box. Says so right on the label |
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Horny Brazilian judge reverses YouTube ban |
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Apple unveils long-awaited iPhone. For only $499, you too can be like Steve Jobs and prank call Starbucks in public |
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If you have a spare $349, you'd be hard-pressed to find a worse way to spend it than on the new Robot Elvis. Thank you. Thank you very much |
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Casio celebrates release of its one billionth calculator by releasing list of words that can be spelled using keypad and turning unit upside down. "5318008" tops the list |
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NASA finally joins the 20th century, officially adopts metric system |
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"Guitar Hero 2" coming for the 360. Here are a few of the new songs |
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Giga please |
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'Second Life' opens source code, giving basement dwellers one more reason never to see sunshine, women's genitalia |
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Astronomers may detect civilizations within 30 light years of Earth using radio leakage, expect to find aliens still pissed off about Star Trek Enterprise |
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High definition disc war will continue until one is victorious. Whoever wins, we lose |
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Motorola music handset marries Microsoft, Linux. We hear the reception was excellent |
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Sony President: "If we had simply done a mild upgrade to the PS2 and not pushed the envelope so hard, it would have been easier on ourselves. However, if we did that every time, we wouldn't be Sony" |
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