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Sun October 01, 2017
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Zombie Great Barrier Reef doesn't know that it is dead
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hellboy editor leaving Dark Horse comics after twenty years. Wait, Dark Horse is still around?
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(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Two years ago, one cosmologist wrote 'string theory is not a scientific theory'. Now, a string theorist who saw it writes back 'inflationary cosmology is not science'. Time to watch the fireworks
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Macs are just as vulnerable to hacks as PCs
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(Science Codex)
 
 
 
If things seem weird right now, it's because a gravitational wave that warps space-time, caused by the collision of two black holes, has reached Earth
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Auction featuring Einstein letters detailing his thoughts on theories in physics should bring relatively high prices
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is your significant other cheating? Listen to them count from one to ten
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Remember the cave where thousands of specimens of prehumans were dug by small, but brave & smart women? They just concluded a follow-up expedition which sent them into holes you think are too small to fit in & in the process made the science weirder
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(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
So today, we are going to countdown The Top 10 Nicktoons. And I know I am going to get hate mail for some of the picks on the list, but come on guys, did anyone really like As Told By Ginger?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, one of the greatest Star Wars games came out and had us experience being a lightsaber-wielding Jedi Knight in Dark Forces II. (Link goes to an interesting video about the hero, Kyle Katarn)
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a genetically engineered bacteria to put an end to malaria ... that is spread through mosquito sex. And this is how the zombie apocalypse actually begins
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Here we see a comet on its very first trip into the inner solar system
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Church of Robotology founded by former Google engineer
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
We are not nagging. We are just fed up
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Apparently we're going to be experiencing a software apocalypse soon, so we have that to look forward to
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman tries to con boyfriend into cheating on her, gets totally humiliated instead. GOOD
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Shouldn't pregnant people be worried that their babies might eat their way out?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists using AI to identify irony in speech get the definition of irony wrong. Well isn't that sarcastic, don't you think?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had some methane-producing animals contributing a lot more to global warming than we initially estimated, E-I-E-I-OMG
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do peppermint, fish, orange, rose, and leather have in common?
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(The Royal Society of Science)
 
 
 
Science Marches On: How and why people bang into each other on sidewalks modelled
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Crossbow kills 5, Mitch and Chris seen buying a lot of popcorn
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Boobies
 
My eyes. The goggles do something (Some NSFW content in sidebar)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, we have a "creepy Hulk-like pig breeding" gap with the Cambodians
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant lava tubes could be used as hidden sites for future human habitats on the Moon and Mars, assuming we don't awaken what lives within
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(NASA)
 
 
 
The launch of the James Webb Space Telescope is two years away... and always will be
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Latest study from the N.S. Sherlock Institute says workers fare worse when popular medications leave the market. Now STFU and GBTW. It's all in your head anyway, and we cut your psych benefits years ago
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
FCC: "You need to activate the FM radio chips in your phones when there's a national emergency." Apple: "Um...you do know we don't have those in our phones, right?" FCC: *crickets*
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Italian beach closed due to unexpected dildo migration (Possibly Not Safe for Work image)
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Much more successful than that owlbear petting zoo, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Dungeon Siege 1 to 3 (with DLC) for $3.99 USD. What have you been playing? On a side note is there an older game you tried recently and love? Tell us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon looks to 2024 for first Mars mission, assuming the construction of his secret solar-powered volcanic island underground lair continues on schedule. But if the wooly avian raptors get out of their cryo-stasis fields again, all bets are off
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Now that cancer and global warming have been solved, scientists are busy working on making cotton magnetic and glowing
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(Bloomberg)
 
Boobies
 
Mermaid magnet
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How many steering wheels do you expect a self-driving car to have?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
OCD sounds a lot like Einstein's definition of insanity
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Technology from James Bond causes suspect to have to post bond. Behold, the dart-borne tracking device
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mini SNES is just a re-programmed mini NES. It's no surprise because, just like the mini NES, you still couldn't get one
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Airplane geeks quivering orgiastically amid sightings at the Skunk Works of a demonstrator SR-72, a plane to replace the famed Blackbird, the fastest production aircraft ever
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(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Star Trek: The Next Generation debuted, offering false promises of a future built on optimism, enlightenment, and cooperation
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Isn't this how Wesley Crusher created the Borg?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's ... AARRRGGGGHHHH
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Lesbian women on Mars
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Characters from yonder website. "That's right"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
New Australian space agency is the butt of jokes
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you're an ancient Canaanite ghost, you can't get enough of headless toad in the afterlife
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(Futurity)
 
 
 
NASA checks out mysterious 'comet' with Hubble telescope, awakens Masaka
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover two species of trees that use their seeds to entrap birds and turn them into plant food. Alfred Hitchcock would have approved
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Have you been wondering why farts smell extra bad in the shower? Well, here's the answer anyways
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(NASA)
 
 
 
The sun as you probably haven't seen it before
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
The 100 hardest video game bosses to the left. Lies about which bosses you filthy casuals defeated to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesteryear's hobo was a hard-working American who lived by a strict moral code and traveled the country in search of honest jobs and freedom, not like the bums of today
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tonight's bedtime-story comes from microbiologist Philip Tierno and is about your mattress being a semi-sentient hive that is trying to kill you in your sleep. Nighty-night, sleep tight
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
♪♫ I'm the fire starter, sandwich bag fire starter ♬♪
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The DIY telephone systems using barbed wire fences saved the farmers of the Old West ."The theory was that we would answer only when our own ring sounded, but whenever the bell rang, every woman on the line rushed to a receiver"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
California is the state with the most people looking for sex threesomes. Mostly because it's just too expensive for only two people to share an apartment (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
LIGO-VIRGO detects gravitational waves in three separate detectors for the first time, making 'triangulation' possible at last
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Russia and the US will work together to build a moon base. Funding to be supplied through shell companies and Greek banks
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The next innocuous thing that MAY KILL US ALL AND BRING ABOUT THE END OF CIVILIZATION FOR ALL TIME -- the office kitchen coffee mug
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists hope discovering why penguins are yelling will save the species
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best and worst cities in the world to drive in. Including ranking by road rage levels
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
DC announces that its search for Dick will be long and hard. It's going to be wide with some girth. Most likely, the fans will be jerked around for awhile. Just let the news build slowly until it explodes all over the Geek tab. Penis
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Stanford psychologist knows why you're surrounded by assholes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Online chef "Ms Yeah" becomes viral sensation in China for her narration-free videos on desktop Chinese cooking using everyday home and office equipment such as irons, hair curlers, and computer cases
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Tue September 26, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Borderlands 2 is now five years old
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Larsen Iceshelfberg exposes hidden ecosystem that scientists are rushing to study before they disappear. Tag is for satellite photo
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The "Star Trek: Discovery is only available from a pay streaming service" problem has been solved in the same way that problem always gets solved
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Netflix to make it easier to binge-watch on planes
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You may not be able to pick up a SNES Classic this weekend, but next year you'll be able to pay $300 for an Atari console
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft working on a coding language that has no name for a computer that may or may not exist
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Orca finds 100-year-old Pheasant near Orkney's Old Man, Cotter laid to rest. Confused? You won't be, after this
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
National Geographic is doing at live stream on Facebook at an excavation site for pre-human fossils to announce some new finds. Spoilers for creationists: Yes, they exist. 8:30 AM ET Tuesday
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Oh those wacky hackers. Participants at DerbyCon 7.0 hold a memorial for a cockroach found in a milkshake
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
EA manages to fix Madden AI for formation run by such real teams as the Cleveland Browns, inadvertently demonstrating how to protect ourselves from a hostile AI
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The praying mantis was clinging with its back legs to the rim of the feeder, holding its feathered catch in its front legs, and methodically chewing through the hummingbird's skull to get at the nutritious brain tissue within"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Smokin' Ed looks to break another world record, ring of fire
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows plastic nanoparticles may be causing brain damage in fish, leading to a high number of school dropouts
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(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft innovates again in Windows 10, plans to rename Windows Store app to "Microsoft Store" and alter its goofy icon to resemble actual Microsoft Store shopping bag
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know that a little known Swedish Viking helped build the modern internet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can a boat powered by human effort go faster than 22mph? Nobody has been able to do it yet
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Continuing their quest to become James Bond villains, Russia may be behind a string of oil tanker disappearances. *poof*
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The real threat isn't nuclear war, it's falling oxygen levels. President Skroob cracks open another can of fresh air
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
60,000 year old cypress forest discovered off the coast of Alabama. Judge Roy Moore promises to clear cut it if elected
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A new sex robot will also tell you jokes, tell you you're huge, fly your DNA to Gazorpazorp
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists discover second octopus dwelling
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The lovely booth ladies of Tokyo Game Show 2017, brought to you by Classic Fark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter Eggs are fun. In Crusader Kings II if you defeat rebels in the province of Tuscany, you get a message stating that they "They will be back in greater numbers." What are your favorite video game easter eggs?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Science says we're about to have a Kodiak moment. The moment where the Kodiak bear changes his diet and then death and destruction rains down on us all. And it's much worse than the recent death and destruction
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Some would say, "Yes." Others would say, "But I'm getting a free app"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People have realized the Big 4 tech companies can be a threat, and it's about f**cking time
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"SOY LEGHEMOGLOBIN'S VEGAN" doesn't have quite the same apocalyptic ring though
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Dinosaur coprolites show they had something in common with Subby's ex: Crabs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia announces plans to flee to space to escape the horrible fearsome wildlife that infests their country
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
You might not play it, but THIS is the reason why EVE Online is one of the best games of all time
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Final, definitive rankings are in: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek. Justification to the left. NERD RAGE to the right
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