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Sun September 17, 2017
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How crappy science fiction writers helped ruin America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 3D printing. New hotness: 4D printing
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's headline: "Skeletons found in ancient tomb." Tomorrow's headline: "Nerds found at ComicCon"
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Gee, ya think?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in old school Soviet Russia natural gas fires get put out the old way
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why does the smart mirror in the change room keep laughing and recommending the tents in the camping section?
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(Some Dipshiats With Credentials)
 
 
 
In today's installment of The Dumbest Farking Thing You Will Read All Weekend: boys peeing standing up gives them an unfair advantage in physics
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There was a time when America's traffic lights gave off conflicting, um, signals
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Interactive solar system graveyard. If you have a robotic spaceship with a giant cargo hold, here's where to score a lot of stuff
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Diver stumbles upon undersea cache of explosive kamikaze motorboats. He identified them with help of contemporary flyers and band posters
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Cassini's last photo which is safe for work because it does not include Uranus
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Study claims women flock to men who are losing their hair, finding them more confident, dominant and taller. One gets a feeling that maybe, just possibly, there's a touch of shenanigans going on here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old news but... "That's no moon"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Well Siri can see all your dick pics so it probably has the best idea why you're depressed
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Screaming Hairy Armadillos: Not just subby's Limp Bizkit cover band, but also a great way to vicariously express your angst
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
How movies predicted fashion of the future. The only one that seems to have gotten it right is...The Running Man?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zero to 62mph in half a second. COOL. On a tricycle. WHAT? Powered by a water tank pressurized to 6,000 PSI. OMG
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Saturn Cassini probe's last words: LEROOOOOY JENKINS
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists link human brain to the Internet for the first time, presumably not in the Politics tab
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Irma let you finish, but Katrina is the most destructive hurricane of all time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poll reveals most of us are ill-prepared for a zombie apocalypse. In related news, there are actually people who ARE prepared for a zombie apocalypse
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocking new study finds marijuana legalization has not led to an increase in drug use. Whaaaaa?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Public Service is offering free thermostats. The catch-you have to let them control the temperature
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
Now available on Amazon Prime: Sensitive DoD data
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You may not know this but your life mostly takes place inside computers these days
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google to limit autoplay, do no evil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are cats liquid or solid? How does holding a crocodile influence gambling? Does playing the didgeridoo cure snoring? They were among the things honored at the Ig Nobel Prize spoof awards
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Low on "gas" and its orbit decaying, the command was given and the Cassini Probe went out like a boss, swan-diving into the atmosphere of Saturn. At 7:55 AM signal was lost for the last time, ending its planned 13-year mission that began in 1997
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(GOG)
 
 
 
As limitless as your adventures in Dungeon Hack, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Divinity Original Sin II? Ys VII? Duck Season? Hiveswap Act I? Tell us. Side note: what game(s) do you regret never beating?
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
Fear of a black planet
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Honestly, who lives in a 10 square meter condo?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Everyone has forgotten what Star Trek us supposed to be dammit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DNA Robot can deliver medicine to the bloodstream. Also, they're playing the Whiskey this Friday
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Hey, wondering how you can reach more "Jew haters" with your advertising? Facebook is here to help
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Please state the nature of the musical absurdity"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Research from the N.S. Sherlock Institute finds women are more likely than men to adopt uncontrollable numbers of cats
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientist makes shocking discovery
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Cuba seems to be operating a sonic weapon advanced enough that our physicists don't even think it's physically possible
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Red Rush is a new drama to be set in the 22nd century: Mars is the new Wild West luring those in search of wealth and freedom to its inhospitable surface. You probably wish you could've been a firefly on the wall when they were discussing this fresh concept
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
New Horizons is awake again
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX uploads a blooper video shows how NOT to land a rocket. "It's not a crash. It's a rapid, unscheduled disassembly"
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(ViralGamesNews)
 
 
 
This Portal Gun will solve your commuting problems forever
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watch a guy build the new Lego Millennium Falcon in under 12 parsecs
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The iPhone X hasn't even hit the stores yet and already they're selling gimp masks to prevent your partner from unlocking your iPhone X while you sleep
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The USAF's proud history of "acquiring" and test flying Russian airplanes
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Before Hurricanes Harvey and Irma you never found rare roseate spoonbills in New Jersey
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Much like subby's socks, Mars has a porous crust
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Q: How can you end up with a totaled car when it has only one inch of damage? A: Like this
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Wed September 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tesla over-the-air software updates might introduce minor problems, such as the brakes not working
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The rate of expansion of the universe may not be accelerating, unfortunately the same cannot be said of your mother
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Man disguises himself as car seat. . . FOR SCIENCE
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Analyst thinks there's a scenario that could cause iPhone X intenders to buy Samsung phones. Subby thinks that it might rhyme with gold head glands
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In Overwatch, the continent of Africa hosts many technologically advanced cities. Outside of Overwatch, the continent of Africa can't even get a single server to play Overwatch on
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bacteria on ISS change shape to survive antibiotics. Does this make anyone else nervous?
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(ViralGamesNews)
 
 
 
This adorable Super Mario Cat shows that animals can rock cosplay better than us
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook issues new guidelines that make "Those who share clickbait or sensationalism, or post misinformation and false news" on its site ineligible for ad revenue sharing. In other news, the volume of posts on Facebook expected to drop 95% shortly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
YuMi the robot behaves much like a human in that it's been trained to do a lot of useless things, like conduct an orchestra and solve a Rubik's cube. I hear it's gonna be a Fark admin next
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest thing making you fat: global warming
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Not News: Nebraska traffic engineer tests driverless car technology. News: The system uses electric coils in the pavement and only costs $500. Fark: In 1960
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
In Memoriam: iPhone 9
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What has woken our Sun God? He's supposed to be sleeping and now he's angry
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(Mozilla)
 
 
 
I said "Don't look at the comments, Coral," only to find that Mozilla and the Washington Post were trying to reinvent them
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Large genomic databases hold clues linking genetic mutations to future disease risk, as well as new X-Men story lines
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
After 20 years, Cassini comes to an end. Here are the top six discoveries that it made
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese robot dog can sniff feet and "faints" if they're smelly. In subby's case it would most likely just short-circuit and blow up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mammoth 'family' to be sold at auction in England. Duggars taking note, get their producers on the horn
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
For those of you who weren't sure; no we can't control hurricanes from space, also please take that crayon out of your nose
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas has an abundance of Painted Ladies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on my Robe and Wizard's hat
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Replacement livers? REPLACEMENT LIVERS
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(NASA)
 
 
 
See how Hurricane Irma turned the Carribean from the World Of Balance to the World Of Ruin
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA coverage of the old(est still flying) school Soyuz launch to the ISS goes at 5:17pm ET from Launch site No.1 at the Baikonur Cosmodrome. Broadcast coverage starts an hour earlier with coverage of the Astronauts launch day prep. Vse sistemy idut
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IPhone X: Everything you want to know about the phone you'll be forced to buy once your 6s finally kicks the bucket
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis of remains found in Swedish Viking Age grave reveal the warrior was female. Brienne of Tarth nods approvingly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Viking sword discovered. Still waiting on test results to find out its attack value against giants and undead
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Add Titan to the list of astonishing images the Cassini probe has produced in its final days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The creators of DoNotPay, a bot that lets you automatically contest traffic tickets, has set up a website that will allow you to file a small claims lawsuit against Equifax for $10,000-$15,000 with a single click
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Compounds in fermented fish paste could reduce high cholesterol. And we all know what fermented crab can do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Badger culling gets go ahead in 11 new areas of England, has residents of Wisconsin on high alert
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Excuse me, but that dog is my wife
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phrenology is back in vogue. This article has the brainpan of a stage coach tilter
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
John McAfee now more trustworthy than Symantec. Norton Wept
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(Locus Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your computer sneaking around behind your back and cheating on you?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to design cars so that drivers with suspended licenses can't drive them?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study suggests that pharmaceutical companies price gouge
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple's iOS 11 leak reveals they have re-drawn & animated the poo emoji
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Clinical trials are often unregistered and unpublished, according to the Cherrypicking Department of the JAMA
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why you won't buy Apple's new $1000 phone
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fire ant venom may lead to skin treatments. No judgements, but if you're into that kind of thing, the scienticians could maybe use a few test subjects
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists try to understand how neural networks think, before it's too late
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Production on Sony's 'Venom' movie delayed, hopefully giving the studio enough time to reconsider making it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Has the alien megastructure mystery been solved? Turns out it's just a ring of dust, not an alien megastructure. Of course, people are so silly. The only alien megastructure is the one they use in Stargate
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
1/3 of parasites could go extinct from climate change. The rest will continue to claim that there's no proof and science is bad
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla boosts range for some vehicles in Florida to escape Irma, giving them just enough range to make it to Georgia, where Irma is heading. Sometimes you're a sick fark, Elon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Other than your mom, what can go from zero to OH MY GOD to zero again in under 42 seconds?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Equifax can't do a farking thing correct
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The dystopian Citadel of Ricks seems a lot more interesting after last night's Rick and Morty episode, especially with return of one particular Morty. No, not Cowboy Morty (Warning: SPOILERS)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's Strange Wind baffles boffins, many of whom died to get us this information
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Power posing as effective as Rex Kwon Do. In related news, the placebo effect is an effect
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What do you call a group of sex robots? A murder
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rian Johnson decides to preemptively fire himself from Star Wars Episode IX
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Let's take a look into the now closed weird dorm at MIT known as Senior House
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"I know what you're thinking: 'Oysters get herpes??'"
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what Soviet navy political officers did besides get murdered by Sean Connery? The CIA just declassified the answer
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
After losing Disney with an anti-semitic stunt, YouTube personality PewDiePie doubles down on losing sponsors by dropping an n-bomb during a live stream
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A palm tree can survive a hurricane because of its root ball, wiry trunk, and feather-like leaves. For everybody else in Florida it's cheap rum, wonder bread, and Jimmy Buffet CDs
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