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Sun July 02, 2017
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know things are bad when the Mormons say, "Fark it, I need a drink"
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(Games Done Quick)
 
 
 
Summer Games Done Quick Day 1. Today's highlights are Halo: Combat Evolved, Luigi's Mansion, Metroid Prime, and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. All donations go to Doctors Without Borders. Livestreaming on Twitch.com. Save the Animals
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Besides world domination, what kids can learn at coding camp
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Even artists need to fear the rise of the machines
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
New report claims solar panels generate 300 times more toxic waste than nuclear reactors. Why, yes, it was written by a nuclear advocacy group - why do you ask?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's comforting to know that when humans eventually colonize Alpha Centauri, Wi-Fi will already be there waiting for us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA develops nudge technique for asteroids so Bruce Willis can just relax
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Satellite about to fail instead decides it's time to split
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
No science for you, not yours
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
For those who like watching fireworks, here's the complete visual history of the SpaceX reusable rocket program. Oooooops. AhhhAAAAHHH
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Do you want fire ants? Because that's how you get fire ants
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Marvel reveals legacy renumbering for ongoing titles. Betting on how soon they get relaunched/renumbered (again) begins in 5 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
William Shatner sings "Oh, Canada". A laugh for Canada Day. It's Like Donald Trump on Ritalin
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Microsoft is adding a way to protect folder contents from ransomware. It's basically a dumbed down CHMOD
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(Food & Wine)
 
 
 
Trained Austin "tacologist," a leader of the city's bustling taco scene, advises on correct pairing of taco sauce with your taco to elevate the flavor. As an untrained tacosaucier, I am amused by his presumption
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Jesus in Spaaaceee
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(Time)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no limit to how long humans can live. Other than the proximity of how close they live to the nearest Taco Bell
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The first rule of global warming is that no one talks about global warming
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A bright new star will appear in our skies this summer, but it's a fake, and it has Russian ties
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
First Saturday in July is the start of elephant season in Wisconsin, right?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To mark Asteroid Day, here's some reassuring (or disappointing, depending on your point of view) news
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Microsoft changes data collection policies, France surrenders
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The original Nissan Z car would never have happened without the efforts of this man
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Man, the Waterworld people are going to sue the crap out of these guys
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Hearthstone gets around to nerfing Quest Rogue decks, will look at viability of Nissan Rogue deck
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The F-22 Raptor will continue flying for another 43 years. That's a lot of in-air refueling
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Dangerous all-girl Afghan robot inventors denied 1-week visa to attend robotics challenge event in US. But the robot can come. Do you feel safer now?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, what could possibly go wrong when you eat your placenta? Recipes, wine suggestions included
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burning our National Parks to the ground may be the only way to save deer and elk population
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finland's famous hydraulic press guy crushes and extrudes Big Macs, which surprisingly look about the same when finished
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As a free DLC to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread, here's more info on the upcoming StarCraft Remastered
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't throw away your toilet paper rolls, they have many many uses and ways to spread e-coli
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
A gecko-inspired robot could help solve our space debris dilemma, get NASA a great deal on car insurance
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"How will we stop hackers from invading our brains once we're cyborgs?" You know, that's a really good question. Any other questions? Okay, now calmly reboot and be ready for a new day at WorldCorps™ tomorrow, citizen
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than getting your credit card bill after a Steam sale, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Cold Waters (Red Storm Rising spiritual successor)? Fallout? Rocket League? Friday the 13th? SMB 3? Tell us inside
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before we beam too many messages into space let's make sure we're not accidentally triggering an alien invasion
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Handy heat map for planning your next home purchase
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Can you nap on subways and wake up when it's your stop? You probably have special superpowers. Here's the science
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A complete breakdown of "Silicon Valley's" title sequence detailing all its companies, in-jokes and Easter eggs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iranian city goes to Hell. Oddly enough Trump did not have it nuked, it only feels that way
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
At last, dark matter works for individual galaxies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The strange reason why a police 'precrime' AI system thinks that car washes are crime magnets (they're dumb)
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Hello, this is FARK.com calling. We've detected that your computer has been showing actual news headlines, and it needs to be repaired immediately before your sense of humor is damaged. Please insert a squirrel in the squirrel holder so we can help
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
O_o
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Has LEGO been ponyized, or has My Little Pony been LEGOized? Either way, it's 20% cooler because it's a 3700 piece creation of Rainbow Dash. Awesome
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top dermatologist, undoubtedly using "science", decides the color blue can kill you because of its proximity to violet, which was last seen hanging out with ultra-violet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Car horns should be replaced with quacks instead of beeps says someone with too much ducking time on his hands
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Amazon adopted Rainbow Dash for their pride parade float
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There's a brain-destroying parasite epidemic in Florida, which would explain a lot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This 77" TV is so thin and light it can be hung up just by magnets. How does that work? Also, WANT
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Canadian court makes play for world domination, declares itself emperor of the internet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: and I'm juuuust about to get my Nevada battery factory up and running and... Excuse Me, Mr Musk? China's at the door, they want to know how many million electric car batteries they can sell you
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
In the near future, you won't have to drive to the supermarket anymore. It will drive itself to you
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Video games aren't good for you ... because conservatives and libertarians say so
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(GameInformer)
 
 
 
Super Monopoly Brothers
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Would you believe, we'll see Japan on the moon, Japan on the moon?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here are some things you Farkers can do to instantly get hotter. You're welcome
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Wed June 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy builds playable 3D augmented-reality version of Super Mario Bros. world 1-1, dons Mario costume and plays in Central Park--and no one bats an eye
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ancient Neolithic skull cult proves humans have been metal for millennia ☠
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what the VIN plate on the Wienermobile looked like, today is your lucky day
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
List of US government actions inspired by administrator's favorite comic supervillains
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(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft sends Windows 10 users another cumulative update chock full of bug fixes, the second of this month. "I seem to recall that the goal was for fewer reboots, but we seem to be rebooting Windows 10 PCs more than ever"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Programmers develop AI to try to create inspirational posters. It generates creepy and horrifying ones instead
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
According to Facebook's algorithms, which of these is a protected from abuse: A) Women drivers B) Black children or C) White men?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
John Romero's old Doom II floppies sell for over $3000. Subby's well-worn stack of ASCII pr0n floppies must be worth at least half that, assuming you can pry them apart
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A Linux worm is turning Raspberry Pis into Bitcoin mining bots. [Facepalm] it can be prevented using a technique known as 'changing the default password'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"You don't want a 40-year career cut short because you're in a room full of open solvents"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
China's navy has launched their latest-generation destroyer, where it will be good at first but then fall apart really easily
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And we finally have the dumbest weight loss diet of all time - The Sleeping Beauty Diet. If you're sleeping 20 hours a day, you're not eating
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You have unlocked the final level of Nerddom when you're able to use 48 floppy disks and a 1984 Mac to recreate the newest 'Star Wars' trailer
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft rolling out Skynet to fight malware in the next Windows update
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're going to be droning around, why not use the opportunity to scatter seeds across the landscape?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Here's how you can open that fifth bottle of wine because you're so bombed and misplaced the corkscrew (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Presenting the most Fark-ready headline of all times: "Uranus Opens And Closes Every Day To Let Out Planet's Solar Wind, Study Finds"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did anyone know Wesley Crusher was IN Star Trek: Nemesis?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So Boaty McBoatface is still a thing
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(Some Poor Slob Stuck In Traffic)
 
 
 
Congratulations, California: In a list of cities with the worst drivers, you snagged five of the top ten. Inexplicably, Detroit drivers are ranked best
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hanger deck catapults; one of the many, many reasons why World War II US naval aviators wore brown flight suits
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about donating your body to science but were afraid to ask
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How do you treat a dog with OCD?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The tales of the Great Orca-Shark War take a grisly turn
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
X-files revival doesn't have a single woman writer on staff. Information on number of aliens classified
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(European Southern Observatory)
 
 
 
Amazing, high-resolution photo released showing the star Betelgeuse...or a poorly photographed Skittle
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Turtle trying to steal bread from fish foiled by unexpected rat
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Who's peeking down from under the satellite, looking at traces found in the air, who's looking at mysterious airglow, everyone knows it's WINDII
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why publishing your article in a peer reviewed journal is a big scam
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Digital to analog convertors generate bipolar voltages when coupled to a polarity switchable double flux amplifier." Of course, they're assuming you're already generating the 1.21 gigawatts needed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Salvaged and repaired, Mitsubishi's Zero fighter takes off from Japan minutes before authorities could inform the pilot the war is over
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA on recent Anonymous video: No
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
WopWopWopWopWop...PEW PEW PEW...WopWopWopWopWop
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The technologies that power and cool the Parker Solar Probe are considered revolutionary. BONUS: they even work at night
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What has a body like a humpless camel, legs like a skinny rhino, and a face like the short-trunked saiga antelope? Bonus: It even stumped Charles Darwin
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Will bulletproof glass withstand a .50 caliber bullet? Let's take a shot at it
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(Survey Monkey)
 
 
 
Fellow Farkers, my company's doing a survey of devops engineers and sysadmins, and I wanted to invite the techies here to take it. Thanks in advance for the help :) Feedback is welcome to the right
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin chooses Alabama over Washington for new rocket engine plant, disappointing the company's home state and leading to the prospect of rocket engines being stuck up on blocks in someone's front yard
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many U.S. adults have a tattoo? No data yet on how many regret it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So please, parents, have your children spray tanned to properly accent their ear piercings
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Your discarded cigarette butts are making their way into birds' nests to fight off parasites
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And today's case of a sex toy disappearing from sight comes to you from West Sussex, UK (possibly not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Students create world's first bus that runs on formic acid
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Sorry but you've clicked already, now finish reading
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Pillars of Creation are being destroyed, but not anytime soon, and not by a supernova that never happened
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study confirms the oceans are rapidly warming
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Question for the day: Do insects enjoy sex? Let's ask the experts
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This prefabricated mirror cabin can be assembled in just eight hours, which reflects well on the designers
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Tired of spinning your fidget spinner? Now there's a robot to spin it for you
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds is on the warpath again, this time against 'pure garbage' written by 'clowns' at a security company
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
MIT leverages self-driving technology to create self-driving wheelchairs & & &
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There are many ways to engage in some fun 'Mad Max' cospay. Cruising around town on your ATV armed to the teeth is not one of them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The question isn't "Shut up and take my money," it's how far down on the list do you get before it's "Shut up and take my money"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Like your Internet porn? You can thank George Carlin for it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Anonymous is not saying it's aliens...but it's aliens
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You are sending the wrong message if you always try to stop people from crying by sticking your boob in their face
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Perhaps the greatest inventions of mankind include the ceiling fan, the clothes pin, and the public library
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