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Sun June 04, 2017
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
All Dutch trains now run on 100% wind power. Ovens and rudders next on the list
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what the record for keeping a scorpion inside a closed mouth is, today is your lucky day
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is binge drinking really that bad? Asking for a friend
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Why do dogs tilt their heads? You pick up their poop, save it in a plastic bag, and you wonder why they give you look a puzzled look?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Parents who constantly check phones for texts, emails and cat videos may be more likely to have children who misbehave than parents who don't, study says. Dammit, parents, share those adorable kitties with your kids
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Sat June 03, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A look at which popular candies also contain insect secretions
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Another first for SpaceX as they'll be reusing a previously flown Dragon capsule to deliver supplies to the ISS. Scrubbed on Thursday, launch reset for Sat June 3rd at 5:07pm ET
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How many black holes are there in the Universe?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Forget rompers, pastel lace shorts and shirts are the new fashion trend for men
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ladies, here's a handbag with a hidden pouring tap and a secret compartment for storing two bottles worth of wine. Don't leave *hic* home without it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your urge to join the Selfie Mile High Club just got a tremendous hand
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Preschoolers who recognize snack food brands more likely to be obese. Especially when they also say their role models are Ronald McDonald, Wendy and Colonel Sanders
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
At last, the ultimate bliss: how our galaxy will finally die
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Today's pressing question: What is the proper way to make a doughnut car?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims people who attend church services have a longer life expectancy. Every time subby has gone it seemed to take forever, so there may be some truth in that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists claims these pick-up lines are foolproof. Yep, when I'm looking for a foolproof pick-up, first place I look is Chinese scientists
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Short, high-intensity exercise sessions improve insulin production in type 2 diabetes. No, not that kind. You still have to move more than one appendage
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Google to let publishers charge users for using ad-blockers. Let's see how that works out for them
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love watching lightning storms? Well they look even more amazing from the cockpit at 35,000 feet
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Dear New Startup, I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great. In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. Your clients are all senile bucktoothed old mummies with bony girl arms and they all smell like an elephant's butt
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wait... is it "Feed a cold, starve a tumor?" I never get these things right
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blizzard instituted a 'Rate this match' feature in Overwatch to collect data and improve the game. The only data they collected was winners like winning and losers hate losing
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The reason we haven't found aliens? They're hibernating
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Humans now pose an ever-bigger extinction risk to animals. By looking at Americans, the animals most in danger are the cow, pig and chicken
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Hotter than the sand in Ark: Scorched Earth, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Tekken 7 hits Steam & classics like Oblivion, FO3/NV & Metal Slug hit GOG. What under the radar games do you wish got more attention overall?
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Changes in language are an early clue about brain damage in NFL players. Doctors note the speech progression from premature phase to possible diagnosis to Terry Bradshaw
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cup holders? Pffft. Let's go back to when cars dispensed cigarettes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An interview with a dog-loving unicorn, better known to some as astronaut Leland Melvin
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Is it so crazy to think that the cold spot is an imprint of a colliding universe? Actually, it is extremely unlikely"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This news is sure to cause some serious Hadrons in the Geek tab
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Everyone get your bug spray ready, Another round of Bethesda RPG's are finally on GOG DRM free
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists create 'molecular' black hole with world's most powerful X-ray laser. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WUWT)
 
 
 
Scientists emulate cartoon. No reality was involved in the process
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
تعال بهدوء أو سيكون هناك مشكلة
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Could a hurricane, traveling north along the Mississippi River to Illinois, be affected by the river?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The mystery of electric fish genus has been solved. What happens next will shock you
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New Star Trek VR game really is like manning your own Starfleet wessel
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The universe is waving at us. I hope it's friendly
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Science weighs in on the physics of that Hammerhead crashing into the Star Destroyer at Sarif. You keep your mouth shut about that Death Star, Science, and don't even think about looking at lightsabers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The penalty for a bad memory is currently six months in jail
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. teen birth rate hits historic low. Apparently due to smartphones kids don't even talk face to face with another human, let alone try to have sex with them
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(Wimp)
 
Video
 
The English language is weird. How did we ever learn it?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mad scientists across the globe: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Helen Keller dies this day in 1968. I said, HELEN KELLER DIES THIS DAY IN 1968
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Ubisoft reveals new simplified monochromatic logo. Because full color bleed prints are expensive
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian senators debate penis link to climate change
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turn your fiance gay so you can auction off the engagement ring? It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Paul Allen unveils his ginormous rocket launching plane. With a 385-foot wingspan and six Boeing 747 engines, it's not even gonna fit in Jay Leno's garage
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Man building the first .50 BMG Kalashnikov test fires the receiver/barrel/bolt/bolt carrier with a blank cartridge
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I know it's a cliché, but here's a FARK ready headline I can't improve: "Gay Vulture Dads Hatch Chick at Zoo in Amsterdam"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Guess what day it is. C'mon, guess what day it is. Anyone? HUMP DAAAAY"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Post-op care for your C-section: 1. Keep your incision clean and dry. 2. Avoid lifting any weight until cleared by your doctor. 3. Chew gum until it makes you fart. 4. Take all medications as pre--wait a minute; back up one
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Watch a NASA rocket create glowing, artificial clouds early Thursday, make conspiracy theorists lose their minds
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I may be misreading the headline, but apparently two gay guys are going to replace all of humanity
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Nothing escapes from a black hole... and now astronomers have proof the event horizon is real after all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One sure way to stop students cheating on tests is to shut down the country's Internet access
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are many wonderful ways to use "The Cloud" to enhance your business productivity. Storing details of a highly classified project, including login credentials to classified systems, in an unsecured archive however, is not one of them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why are we outraged by alternative facts in politics but complacent about alternative facts in science?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NASA announces new sun-touching mission designed to test whether a space ship can survive being pan-fried on the sun
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Getting a new case for your smartphone? How about one that doubles as an espresso machine?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
By the time Avatar 2 comes out in 2020 we will have had SIX new Star Wars films and TWENTY Marvel films released since the original Avatar came out in 2009
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Close encounters of the F-117 kind
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New bill will make it legal to hack hackers. This should end well
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ Even on my favorite table / He can beat my best / His disciples lead him in / And he just does the rest / He's got crazy flipper fingers / Never seen him fall... / That autistic Canadian kid / Sure plays a mean pinball ♫
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here are some turtles sunbathing on the back of a hippo
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Tue May 30, 2017
(American Numismatic Society)
 
 
 
It's the 19th century, and large Mexican silver coins are circulating at 85¢ per. You could just keep that in mind and calculate carefully at each transaction. Or you can take the Texas solution
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Should the flight not be able to land at St Helena airport upon arrival, it will have two hours of fuel available in which to undertake the landing. The flight could also divert to Ascension Island in the event of an emergency"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Let's revisit the 1950s when we used to detonate nuclear bombs above ground just to see what would happen. Everybody have your goggles?
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Bad news: Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter is struck by a meteoroid. Good news: Not only did the orbiter survive, but since it struck in the middle of an imaging run scientists were able to determine the size and speed of the impactor
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
"I believe I saw a Sasquatch" (w/creepy-ass pic)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that they have all his stolen files anyway, Uber decides to fire the engineer they hired away from Google to head their self-driving car project
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says it's OK to refill your toner cartridge based on the doctrine of first sale which is why you're allowed to sell your used car or anything you buy. In this case, you're allowed to refill your toner cartridge because you bought it
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Step 1: Rat plays video games. Step 2: Neuroscientists trace 50M neural connections in rat brain. Step 3: AI gets smarter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We heard you like live snakes, so we put a live snake inside your live snake so it could vomit up a live snake
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish Hydraulic Press guy and his wife take some time away from crushing everything in sight to make the world's largest working Fidget Spinner, using a 3-D printer. Thank you for watching, and have a nice day
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Mummy DNA shows that the ancients don't have much in common with modern Egyptians." Still no clue how they built the Stargates
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There's a whole lot of shaking going on in this server room with an isolated anti-earthquake floor
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cosmological constant? Maybe... but maybe dark energy is changing with time? The evidence is getting harder to ignore
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Android creator: Fark the headphone jack
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(Anand Tech)
 
 
 
Intel announces 18-core Skylake-X processor, parties like it's $1999
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
That new-fangled "airtight" iris-scanner security feature in the Galaxy S8? Yeah, not so much
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(ArkLaTex Homepage)
 
 
 
Healthiest way to improve sleep is with exercise. Although it's still not as fun or nearly as effective as heavy drinking
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New VR technology lets you experience a plane crash along with Tom Cruise in "The Mummy." Although the device is slightly unrealistic by showing Cruise standing six feet tall
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Suramin might be the cure for autism. If he's not too busy imprisoning Gandalf
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. You submitted a better headline from a little maze of twisty passages, all alike
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Solving the plastic pollution problem plaguing our oceans is easy: Just invent plastic-eating microbes
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Mon May 29, 2017
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Sharpen your pencils and get out your calculator. Zillow will now pay $1 million for anyone who can improve the algorithm for its Zestimate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists create new device that gives you an actual chill if you encounter a robot pretending to be human
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Postcards from Saturn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta face it: parents just can't beat porn
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Smite my shiny, metal ass"
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(Science News)
 
 
 
"Hubble Space Telescope Views Vermin Galaxy". Thankfully far, far away
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The gravity of this study is hard to overstate
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
You may have a hard time luring adults to your bar if you provide scratch-and-sniff menus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dude, you ever wonder if the earth is just one giant lava lamp?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The .GIF image format is now 30 years old. This calls for some epic shiatposting (warning: this thread may kill your processor)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey baldy, scientists may have accidentally found the cause for alopecia
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We can tune subpixels and triple our screen resolutions virtually overnight
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No, you're not going to die if you drink some cranberry juice a day after its 'best if used by' date
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cancer tumors are being targeted on a genetic level, fueling hope there may soon be a cure for cancer and an end to Fark's longest meme
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(Make)
 
 
 
Geeks make a giant working 6502 chip 7,000 times bigger than the original. They would have gotten a Hero tag, but the Commodore 64 used a 6510 chip. Still no cure for the 1541 disk drive
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