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Sun April 02, 2017
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blind Street Fighter V player picks up his first win in a major tournament, returns to day job of battling the Hand
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
NASA Mars probe completes 50,000th red planet orbit, now qualifies for frequent flier miles
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Go Leafs
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Prehistoric shrimp emerge from Australian desert after heavy rain. Time to fire up the barbie
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And you thought making your slinky walk down the stairs was cool
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
And let's check in to see how that facial recognition technology to unlock a Samsung Galaxy phone is going
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As it turns out, we don't know a lot about whale vaginas, because scientists are all about the male bits. What a bunch of dorks
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Nvidia and AMD come clean: "We make one graphics card and then just paint it red or green"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Study finds watching porn before you go on a first date makes it more likely you'll succeed. Of course, watching too much porn before you go on a first date makes it likely you'll just blow it off and take a nap
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
A frozen bottle of beer provides a key to the origin of the universe
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Interacting with AI will be no different than how we treat animals now. With helpful pic of a dog driving a car
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
As if haggis, bagpipe music, skittish sheep, and blue-faced men yelling FREEDOM weren't bad enough Scotland has added polar bears into the mix (we know the tag doesn't work, but we're on a roll so we're going with it)
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Back in my day we used to dye Easter eggs by putting them in boiling water along with beets, carrots, or frozen blueberries. Kids these days have it so easy
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Sam Altman's Y Combinator offers $1B to merge Hacker News with http:///..org, as soon as they can disrupt both DNS and HTTP badly enough to make the domain resolve
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the next generation of RAM, DDR5, will reportedly be twice as fast as this generation's DDR4 technology. Bad news: you ain't gonna see it around anytime soon
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to scientists, Groot's not the only tree that can talk. Some can bark. Others use tree-mail
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you haven't hear much about Paris Hilton recently it's because she's been busy becoming a genius scientists learning how to solve the world's water issues
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(Which?)
 
 
 
The British version of Consumer Reports tests the battery life of laptops to see which live up to their advertising claims. Can you guess whose gormless boffins know bugger all about their jobs, the bloody tossers?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Someone figured out how to grow rock candy inside of chocolate shells. Chocolate geodes anyone?
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
Good, it's about time Twitter got rid of Twitter eggs. Tasteless runny Twitter eggs
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get your defibrillators ready: Extra potent coffee that can cause heart palpitations now available
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Astronomy and Trappist beers go together like Astronomy and Trappist beers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to play Ms. Pac-Man on Google Maps
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best collection of G1 Transformers performing a song from the 1986 soundtrack you'll see all day
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What's worse than robot overlords you ask? Tentacled robot overlords of course
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA reports a cataclysmic event has occurred in space, but has no idea what it is
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter ruins Twitter as it now does not count @ mentions towards the 140-character limit resulting in threads with nothing but @ spam
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Belgian cattle breeder treats his cows to four liters of beer a day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists train cats to ring a bell for some treats. But the real question is 'who is training who'?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good luck outrunning Italy's new Lamborghini super sports police car
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What to do about the robot apocalypse; buying Old Glory insurance oddly not mentioned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are now teaching students how to recognize fake news. Lesson 1 - Ignore any news channels that show statements being made by President Trump or Sean Spicer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not news: FBI arrest man. News: FBI arrests programmer who made a tool used in hacking. Fark: A programmer who actively fought against the hackers using his tool illicitly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA disguised hacking code so it looked like it came from other countries, also hid behind 7 proxies
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New York City mayor Fiorello La Guardia - Tammany Hall buster, commercial aviation advocate, comics fan
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one halfling thief you can't get rid of, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Planescape Torment: Enhanced Edition was announced, as well as a Telltale Games GOTG game series. What's the last game you bought or was bought for you?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Slathering tomato juice all over your dog after he gets sprayed by a skunk only works on your nose
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Pornhub becomes harder to penetrate
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, what does selling your internet history really mean?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Yahoo Japan study recommends that little kids be limited to one hour of smartphone use a day. Toddler in pic is messaging playmates right now to spread the word
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
According to science, T. rex really liked to bang a gong and get it on
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
MAVEN reports Mars' atmosphere lost in space, Doctor Smith pined way too much for Will
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Nerf dart breaks the sound barrier
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You really, really, REALLY should now hope the answer to the question "Can you hear me now?" is "Yes"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
First they came for Pluto, but I said nothing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency's next Mars probe will be creating a new crater/junk heap at either Oxia Planum or Mawrth Vallis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kambalny volcano in the Kamchatka peninsula erupts for the first time in 250 years, forcing players to reroute their infantry, cavalry and artillery into Alaska, Mongolia and Irkutsk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mexico has invented a cloud that rains Tequila. The Weather Girls still prefer men however
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Most states still don't require defibrillators in all schools. Mostly because they really aren't necessary until college when students get their first tuition loan bill
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dominos delivery robots to deliver cold pizza in twenty minutes or less
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans vote to disallow the EPA to rely on science
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Google" isn't bigger than "Jesus" yet, but it's more ubiquitous than "clever" or "death" after just two decades in English lexicon
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Siberia's permafrost keeps exploding despite repeated attempts to blame it on the dog
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Professor tussles with army of "tasteless sea urchins with withered gonads" in order to aid fishermen, impress Mary Ann
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We apparently suck at assigning sexes to dinosaurs. In other news, NC Legislature moves to ban dinosaurs from public restrooms
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Wed March 29, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Farm challenges Nintendo to milking contest because their cow milking video game looked slow. And you thought the Paint drying game was a time waster
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's what Tropical Cyclone Debbie looked like from the International Space Station. Which was probably a good, safe distance to observe it from
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blue Origin shows off New Shepard space tourism capsule; built for safety to avoid any crashes or Wrex
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why Thursday's SpaceX rocket launch is a really BIG deal
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(Network World)
 
 
 
IBM says cybercriminals are just going farking crazy: spam has rebloomed 400% and ransomware has just gone nuts
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(CBC)
 
 
 
33 useless facts about English that no one cares about. 34th: words like "hell" and "bad" were once swear words
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sea lamprey sex; How much internet have YOU had today
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-Ready Headline: "Uranus smells like farts"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain implants help paralyzed man drink coffee on his own for 1st time in years. Still no cure for cancer, but hey coffee
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Samsung launches new Galaxy 8 phone, now with less bang for your buck
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
13 rules for using commas without looking like an idiot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not content to have their phones burst into flames, Samsung has added the feature to their stores as well
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
There used to be six more letters in the English alphabet. So let's sing the alphabet from eth to ethel
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists recreate menstrual cycle in the lab
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
After asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs, life quickly, uh... found a way
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook Messenger will stop supporting Windows Phone 8.1 next week, potentially inconveniencing as many as 25 users
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Just a really cool "video" of a fly-over of Mars. Not really fly-over, but stitched together from 30,000 shots. Mind blowing, anyway
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA. Online. Searchable. Image (and video). Database
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
The history of the treadmill explains why it's inclined to feel like torture
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Quick, buy stock in VPN and anonymizing service providers, before Congress outlaws those, too
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist proposes circular runway for maximum efficiency in air-traffic control and airport land usage. Pilots on the ground can taxi into takeoff position with a so-called Dutch rudder
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Four years after introducing electronic tracking bracelets, Disney theme parks report 50 percent of guests wear them, making their experience better and helping Disney collect shiat-ton of maybe-anonymized, maybe-not data about you and your location
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
What do you do if you realize you don't have several critical instruments while on a bombing mission to Germany? Hint: It involves hacking a hole in the nose of the aircraft
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists provide detailed plan to hit the Paris climate change target.... yeah, we're screwed
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
You think collectors of Beanie Babies, Furbys, and Pogs of the past are weird, let's take a look inside the secret world of Tamagotchi collectors to understand what weird is
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What if black holes were the nuclei of some sort of dark-matter producing gravitational wave atom that...I've gone cross-eyed again
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Planet McPlanetface may be four times the size of Earth and ten times as silly
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today's thrilling low-level flying video is brought to us by the Spanish navy. ¡Olé!
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon to grocery stores: "Prepare to be assimilated"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crazy architecture firm proposes a skyscraper suspended from an orbiting asteroid. Like a space elevator...but not. Look, its just crazy enough to never work, but it's...well...crazy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Star Wars figure fetches more than £10,000 from toy collector
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
What part of "Showcase and discover Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Sway, Minecraft world and PDF documents for free" did the people uploading their password lists, job acceptance letters, divorce settlements, and SSNs not understand?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dogs don't talk in Times New Roman
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
And the latest item on Putin's Amazon.ru/mil wishlist - cruise missle slinging ice-breaker corvettes
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So you know how Musk keeps telling us that AI is dangerous? The real danger for him is to miss out on monetizing it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This is what our nightmares are saying about us. Strangely absent is why Subby keeps getting attacked by a giant deer in his dreams
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you have to remove your laptop from your bag at the airport X-ray machine?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of PC gaming's greats was released 20 years ago today, Interstate '76. If TIE Fighter was a Mad Max driving sim with armed '60s-70s muscle cars and funk music, it would be this (Link goes to game's soundtrack by Third Eye Blind's Arion Salazar)
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
And the answer is none - none more black
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
As far as anyone can tell, the only submission the founder of Drupal wanted from women was in the form of commits to the git repo, but he got doxxed as a Gorean, and as such he should be rejected by his Board of Directors
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung set to announce the Galaxy S8 today in what promises to be an explosive event
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone built a working Lego version of the Red Keep from the "Game of Thrones" opening. Another amazing example of what can be achieved from the safety of your mom's basement with no distractions by a social life
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A supersonic jet that could turn London to New York into a day trip has received £26million funding
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Google Chrome has a subtle message for users who it thinks are watching too much porn
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Mon March 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Article lists the "four best grown-up things to do with baby oil," while completely ignoring what you do with it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hurricane season is starting a bit early this year
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If Earth's spin reversed, everything would be different. Superman, we're looking at you
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Turns out the Virgin Mary has a lot in common with the female American cockroach
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget the stock market, gold, or bonds ... The best investment since 1971 is a Plymouth Barracuda, which has increased 58,000% in value over time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude cats prefer spending time with humans over eating food
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Huh huh huhuhuh huhuhuh "Wang" huhuhuh huhuhuh "Head" huh huh huhuhuh
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(Laser Focus World)
 
 
 
LEDs: great lighting, unless you need it all in one place. Here come white-light lasers to save the day
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Is fake news a game to you? What's that? It is now? Huh. Carry on
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Call of Duty: Past Warfare
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung hopes to resell recalled Note 7s in countries with fewer regulatory hurdles, like Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Syria
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Video games are a viable treatment for depression
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are thousands of new little hills in Siberia filled with explosive methane, but climate change is still a Chinese hoax because it's spring but yesterday was chilly enough for me to put on a heavier sweater
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sad: Your 103-year-old car develops a crack in the engine block. What to do? News: Use a laser scanner to feed a 3-D printer to create a mold for a new engine block. Fark: It works
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Elon Musk (and Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking) believes A.I. is a direct threat to humanity, and that his quest for space vehicles is aimed at Mars colonization so humanity has a place to escape when the machines take over
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This handy quiz will tell you how much you know about global pandemics and infectious diseases and whether or not you'll survive the next plague
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