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Sun November 13, 2016
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Expert claims chemtrails will wipe out humans, cause biblical-style floods. Yeah, sounds legit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you an AT&T customer? Say goodbye to your 720p resolution videos starting next year
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Built in the '60s, abandoned in the '90s, explored by a photographer in '16, behold Italian architect Giuseppe Perugini's Casa Sperimentale
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Considering the events of the past week, maybe tonight's Supermoon really is a harbinger of doom predicting the end of days
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Thanks to the combination of Hayes modems, the BBS, and FidoNet, old people were doing social media before Al Gore, AOL, and millennials invented it
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Baby talk is good for your baby
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Sat November 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hate mathematics? You're not alone. Even physicists who are generally skilled in it are scared by it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I'm still waiting for my Year 2000 flying car but here's a list of Advanced Technologies we can expect by Year 2100
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware of the blob, it creeps / And leaps and glides and slides / Across the floor / Right through the door / And all around the wall / A splotch, a blotch / Be careful of the blob / *POP*
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Get 24 of these gin-filled ornaments to make someone's Christmas tree double up as an alcoholic advent calendar. Perfect for that Farker in your life
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Risk of catching the flu is related to your birth year. The way to figure that out is to take the current year and subtract the year you were born. If the answer is more than 20 you're probably in trouble
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just in time for Thanksgiving, here is how you can tell the difference between a yam and a sweet potato
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fresh off the success of the "Hack The Pentagon" challenge comes the new "Hack The Army" challenge organized by Wikilea...wait, by the Dept. of Defense? Um, alrighty then
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world sounds different than it did a century ago
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Insomnia, poor sleep quality common for men and women during pregnancy. But at least you get to catch up on those sweet Zs after the baby comes. Right?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New species of bird/sheep/dinosaur discovered in China. Meet the oviraptorosaur
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime cosplay made from random items like doorstops, egg slicers, and trash cans
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Tiny bat just smashed a decades-old record to become the fastest flier on Earth. Take that, birds
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How can ultrafast Initialization of a Hole-Spin Bound to a Te Isoelectronic Centre in zinc selenide be "Hi-fi"?
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
7% of German Tesla owners think they own a fully self-driving car
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
So when is it beneficial to be a slob?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Can't poop? Try Botox. Can't stop sweating? Try Botox. Can't shake those chronic migraines? Try Botox
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Beagle 2 Mars lander was a good robot that collected data and waited and waited and waited for the message from Earth that never came. Then it died cold and alone
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Next to join the hiatuses which did not happen: Carbon dioxide levels have plateaued because plants like carbon dioxide. Ferns suck
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This Thanksgiving do not mention the election, but even more importantly, DO NOT WASH THE TURKEY
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors grow new ear on man's arm. Hey that sounds inter... EWW
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Taurid meteor shower to bring 'fireballs' to the skies this weekend - check out when and where to see them here
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
A seven week delay comes to an end for the Worldview 4 Earth imaging satellite and its Atlas 5 taxi. The wildfire is out and ground equipment repaired at Vandenberg AFB. Liftoff scheduled for 1:30PM EST, webcast begins 25 minutes prior
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If this slimy creeper with a backwards dick can get laid, there's still hope for you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Earth scientists discover Australia wobbles several millimeters back and forth every year with the seasons, perhaps explaining why its residents are so unsteady when walking
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Robot sets a new world's record by solving a Rubik's Cube in LESS THAN A SECOND. Don't blink
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Winners of the 2016 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards show that animals can be idiots, too
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
"Findings of a new study now offer a hint on how the universe will eventually come to an end. The scenario involves dark energy causing the universe to rip itself apart until such time that there will be nothing left"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Sneakier than a greased up gnome, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Mordheim: City of the Damned as an Undead warband? Catching up on some old favourites? Working your way through your queue? Let us know
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(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Winning the day late and dollar short award, Facebook moves to clamp down on fake news stories
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Early man liked to swing with his neighbors. Thankfully he wasn't premature man or we wouldn't be here
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We know, you're interesting now, but if you really want to knock the other fellows' socks off at the next mixer, have something interesting to talk about. Like, um, evolution of wood decay strategies across fungi genomes. That's a panty-peeler there
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
In what is definitely not a transparent attempt by a bunch of old white guys to make their job look more appealing to directionless college drop-outs, U.S. Navy offers free parasailing behind specially selected warships (pic)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
VR proponents says the technology is so good now, it will allow you to have breakfast every day with a VR rendition of your dead spouse after they die and HAHAHA no
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(Economist)
 
 
 
LHC collector is FINALLY going to prove supersymmetry is nothing more than subatomic pixie dust conjoured up by sad fantasists, and this one physicist stands to win a lot of beer when he disproves string theory once and for all
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Health.com)
 
 
 
New Romero Institute study says that lighter running shoes can make you faster and heavier shoes cause you to run slower. And don't get them started on Mafia-recommended cement shoes for swimming
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Wireless connection could bypass spinal injuries in paralyzed patients
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The head of the NSA is personally testing Boeing's new self-destructing smartphone. Samsung to sue for patent infringement
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(HeliHub)
 
 
 
FAA says pilots are overwhelmed by weather data in the cockpit and it's often wrong: "Latency in transmitting data like NEXRAD means information presented as real-time may be 15-20 minutes old. That's a lifetime for a flight crew relying on it"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lonely researchers with a lot of time on their hands discover they can make rats giggle
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"If the God Particle is Cloverfield 3, the star of the movie doesn't see any connections"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the latest tech police departments are using to end high-speed pursuits: "This stuff is James Bond cool, there's no doubt about it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cornell Medical College seminar tells doctors to prescribe exercise to their patients. Doctors said they would do it right after patients took their other recommendations to quit drinking, quit smoking and quit junk food
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists have found what they believe to be an 'alien doorway' on the surface of the planet Mercury. Because all your astronomy news should come from lunatics
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Gears Of War: underneath the walking muscle-bags, series is really a soft, emotional answer to Star Trek or Star Wars, say creators
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Paralyzed monkeys regain control of their legs after brain implants. Dr. Zaius nods approvingly
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Researchers at MIT are trying to turn spinach into explosive detectors, steroids for pipe-smoking sailors
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
New Facebook app allows people to have their photos look like Picasso paintings. Which replaces the old method of taking a selfie while driving into a tree
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ohio State Marching Band's amazing halftime show gives epic superheroes a whole new life
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Ground-breaking theoretical work by physics researchers showing that under certain conditions gases can form into stable droplets - as liquids do - has now been confirmed experimentally by scientists in Germany"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It is apparently too late to stop killer robots. Not even if you try to reason with them. Or bargain. They don't feel pity or remorse. Game over man. Number 5 is alive
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Looks like radio does have a future in the 21st century after all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists develop HIV test on USB stick. That's gonna smart when you plug it into your port
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today would have been the 82nd birthday of Carl Sagan, so here's a Pale Blue Dot; his thoughts about Earth and the human race
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Don't worry, all that personal data about you that your shiny gadgets spew out every day will be anonymized
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Behold the power of this fully operational play room. Tag is for subby's nephew who is the cancer patient in the article
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan introduces extremely lifelike robotic fish. Tastes like chicken ... in a can
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google adds 'repeat offender' status to sites that continually serve malware and then clean up their act
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says that dangerous driving runs in families. Which means we should immediately revoke the driver's licenses of the children of Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson and Billy Joel
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New AI robot developed that has a "brain" and can learn like human children. So don't be surprised when you come home one day to see a machine sitting on your couch playing video games and eating junk food
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that how we're imagining aliens is wrong, but how we're imagining aliens probably is wrong
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You can now cycle across Canada without leaving your computer: "The bike is connected to Google Maps using a micro-controller which overpowers the keys on her computer keyboard. A magnet and a Hall sensor calculate the circumference of her wheels"
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
What can satellites really tell us about the world's oceans, besides the fact they're wet and there certainly seems to be a lot of them down there?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government proposes draining an entire lake in Banff National Park for the winter to save the trout who live in it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Stressed out rodents drink more alcohol. Especially after getting tired of the whole rat race
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Here's scientific proof that nice guys are more of a catch than rich ones. You ladies should read this. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, PLEASE READ IT DEAR GOD I HAVEN'T HAD A WOMAN IN TEN YEARS I NEED YOU LIKE I NEED AIR
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Tue November 08, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Why settle for anti-drone guns when you can have anti-drone warplanes?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There really was a cab-forward racecar at one time... and it was gloriously insane
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(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
A 1967 solar storm disrupted electronic communications so badly the military thought that the Commies were attacking
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
New study says it's as healthy to eat bugs as it is steak. Which apparently is just a coincidental finding after the introduction of the new Taco Bell grilled steak soft taco
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Gambling briefly takes over from porn as technology innovator
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(Laser Focus World)
 
 
 
Farm cats with frickin' laser beams on their heads would be cooler, but not by much
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that all your thoughts glide on a layer of fat, which is probably why you like bacon so much
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
It took just eight million years for spiders to sail themselves around the world
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New theory of gravity might explain dark matter
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
We could recycle all the space garbage that's already in orbit, and use it to go to Mars. Here's how
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Researchers invent system for predicting falls in the elderly, working name: gravity
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists put lasers and anti-lasers on same device, divide by zero
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dark matter is just a way of saying we didn't quite understand gravity. Until now
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(Creation Theory)
 
 
 
Dumbest thing besides "I've voted for Trump" that you will hear all day is "Ocean Warming Data Confirms: Hell is Expanding"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you are so lazy that you use a leaf blower instead of a rake, maybe you don't deserve to own a lawn
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Stop the acidification of our oceans... the Sea Snails are beginning to trip out, man
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
This chase scene from Planet Earth II is the best piece of filmmaking since "Backdoor Sluts 9"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Listen up you apathetic voters, if a guy can vote from space so can you. VOTE Earthlings
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Logz.io)
 
 
 
Ten DevOps interview questions to gauge a candidate's real knowledge. Number 11: You know that DevOps is BS, right?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No big deal, just a T. Rex taking a ride on the Beijing Metro. Ride along citizen
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Company makes synthetic dead people for medical testing and training ... and probably nothing else they hope
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Things less toxic to the environment than an Audi: pretty much everything aside from nuclear waste
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Do you pine for the days when 120°F felt like a brisk fall day? Don't worry, in 10 years you will
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Welcome. You've got Uber
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
News: IROC-Z are officially the hot collector's car of the 80s. Fark: Because most of them were beat to hell, very few still exist
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Why didn't PDF die like Flash?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
She smells sea smells down by the sea shore
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says we will eventually need "universal income" because, well, he's not saying it's robots...but it's robots
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Government prepares for Giant Meteor's hypothetical 2020 campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Because who hasn't been wishing for mulled wine scented toilet paper?
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