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Sun January 03, 2016
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New invention combines rollerskates, scooters and skateboards into one shoe that unfortunately doesn't just scoot you over to the nearest emergency room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right you primitive screwheads, listen up
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
The latest carcinogen present in everything you eat is *throws dart* fructose
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's how to quatch the Quadrantids tonight
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(Take Part)
 
 
 
NASA says El Nino is just getting warmed up
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pro: Indian mechanic invents new car that runs on substance that costs 2p to make. Con: substance includes very dangerous dihydrogen monoxide
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you keep your email on all day and check it early in the morning and late at night? Well, it's sucking the life out of you
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(Vox)
 
 
 
As we go through life "reelin' in the years" ...it seems we're not stowin' away the time as the speed gets faster
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Think you know your geek cons? Then who's in these 1956 WorldCon pics? ... and apparently cosplay extends back to 1956
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Sat January 02, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Google claims that their quantum computer is 100 million times as fast as any of today's machines. No word yet on the projected frame rate of Far Cry 4
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
"New way to measure gravity can also spot alien life" um....cool?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Hackers see Linux on PS4 and raise something even dumber: Windows 95 on a 3DS
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Interstellar travel is possible, sure, but I'm still not going until I get my warp drive
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Humpback whales slow to arrive in Hawaii. Damn shoddy Klingon engineering
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Self-optimizing code might eliminate software updates
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Plutonium-238 produced in the U.S. for the first time in 30 years. Prices of used DeLoreans mysteriously skyrocket
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You claim to like dinosaurs, but your favorite prehistoric animal isn't the pterodactyl? YOU, SIR, KNOW NOTHING
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Hackers finally get Linux running on a jailbroken PS4, ushering in a new era of even worse games than Assassin's Creed: Unity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Broadband speeds are now three times faster than in 2011. Which is good news for businesses where employees can watch the same amount of porn in a third of the time
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"We wanted to see if we could make a gin which used ants instead of a more traditional citrus note"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
In first documented case of an Apple Watch being used for something cool, researchers use one to fly a drone, looks like you're using The Force
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Fri January 01, 2016
(GeekWrapped)
 
 
 
To start your year off right, here are the 20 best science podcasts to listen to this year
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's the first 2016 edition of the Friday Fark gaming thread. What games did you pick up? What have you been playing? This week Subby got re-addicted to Battlefront II (courtesy GOG). Come for the games discussion, stay for the elves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what a worm thinks about: "Spoon"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
New year, new periodic element: Japanese researchers who synthesized 113th element out of zinc and bismuth get to name it, hopefully keep name G-rated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA rover spots claw of living alien on Mars. OOOOOOOOOOOH. THE CLAW
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Weinstein, eminent Renaissance historian and WWII veteran who rocked long-held assumptions about 15th-century Florence and opened new frontiers of Renaissance research that Ren fest types have yet to explore, is dead at 89
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why hasn't the flying car come into being? Here comes the science
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What has been tweeted can not be untwut
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Push button, receive bacon. No, really
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University's 41st annual list of words nominated for banishment by members of the public is so fleek
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And I'll block your French +18 BMI model law with my 13+2 Lightning blast
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(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Why are we made of matter and not antimatter? We might find out next year
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some of the world's coolest paper art. Top that, iPad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man leaves console on to save his game. FARK: For over 20 years
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
When there's so much rain you're forced to cancel the annual Duck Race, perhaps it's time consider another pastime. Ark-building, for instance
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Your wine may have more alcohol than you think. Here's the proof
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Virtual reality is an exciting new medium, so naturally somebody made a game called Job Simulator for it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teen receives first 3D printed nose in the US, is glad he no longer has to hear the "but how does he smell?" jokes
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Stanford scientist seeks to create meat without using animals. Which is not that big of a deal. Taco Bell says they did that already back in 1965
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2015 Headline of the Year contest: Geek headlines
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remember when Twitter warned some users about being under attack from nation-state actors? GCHQ remembers, and has just warned Twitter that they're about to... oh, wait #someoneatthedoor
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
The Sierra snowpack in California is 136% higher than normal for this time of year. But don't tell anyone as good news doesn't sell
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(Today)
 
 
 
Study says dogs can be kind. Your dog wants to share his steak with you
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
To get you excited about 2016, here are the six biggest games set for release next year. And they're awesome
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Well...bye
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soooo, should we solar panel the Sahara desert?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 10 most overhyped tech products of 2015. Yup, that one's one the list. And so is that one
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Wed December 30, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
The most dangerous people on the Internet. Guess who's Number 1
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IO9 ranks the 50 best X-wing pilots. Talk about a fanboy Wedge issue
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Next up on the 'WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE' list: Thirdhand smoke. Oh, FFS
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(UPI)
 
 
 
She may be filled with silicone parts, but she has a great personality
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The 8 Best Breweries of 2015 fails to mention your preferred local swillery
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Founder of Debian dies at 42, but his forks will live on
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paramount suits finally waking up to the fact that some of the 'Star Trek' fan films they've been ignoring for years are actually better than all of 'Voyager' and 'Enterprise' combined
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists discover it could actually be possible to escape from a black hole, you just have to be a tiny bit of information called a qubit and be able to quantum teleport. Easy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find earliest known reference to the "Demon Star," and now everyone's tarkin' about the discovery
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Original Pokémon trading cards to be reissued for the game's 20th anniversary. Everything old is new again
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
After spending 2012-2015 telling courts Android doesn't contain anything that could possibly infringe Java patents, Google announces that 2016's Android N will be Java-free. Well, that should be easy
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(eHarmony)
 
 
 
Christian oriented dating sites like Christianmingle and Eharmony use machine learning to match users. And the machines are getting better. With every match. At breeding humans. WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctors worry "super gonorrhea" could soon be untreatable, wish Clark Kent would at least use Kryptonite-treated tissues to help stop the spread
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Years from now when we all look back at 2015, most of us will remember it as the year that sneezing monkeys finally got the scientific respect they deserve
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Tue December 29, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The rate of absolutely zero deaths from marijuana overdoses remained steady from last year, according to figures released this month by the Centers for Disease Control
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The question that has confounded scholars throughout the ages: If a dog wore trousers, how would it wear them?
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Confused by how River Song's timeline meshes with the Doctor's? This guy put her episodes in chronological order from her point of view
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(Hakai Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists call it a pycnogonid. That's Latin for nope
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(Digiday)
 
 
 
Condé Nast starts blocking ad-blockers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Being rude to a doctor could cost someone their life. Just not you or anyone you particularly care about. Necessarily
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In latest evidence that global warming continues not to happen, the North Pole is currently warmer than Texas, Southern California, and parts of the Sahara
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Perpetual motion perfected, although it only works at room temperature
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pregnant women can now experience the health benefits of piping festive music into their nether regions... with vagiPod
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The breakthrough of the year? The new tool that will allow scientists to edit genes, push for the construction of the SS Botany Bay
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Scientists sequence first Irish DNA, report amino chain is B-E-G-O-R-R-A-H
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
They used to make games about EVERYTHING back in the day - and this terrible creation epitomises that
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Someone who never saw 'Star Wars' live-tweets the original trilogy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Architect designs actual underwater cities with giant tentacles, Cthulhu can be seen nodding his approval in the distance
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Microsoft patents the White Castle Hamburger Menu
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Set phasers to "ungh" - ALL Star Trek series - 726 episodes, including the animated ones - playing at the same time
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Biblical scholar suggests that due to an unfortunate mistranslation in the Bible, God did not create Eve from Adam's rib but rather from his penis. Dick move, God
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"How Much is Your Time Really Worth?" - TL/DR
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
North Korea's Linux distro "is a marvel of paranoid terribleness", with great features like watermarking every document or media file it touches
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Red 5 runs out of green. Employees are blue, purplexed, and taking umberage
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
How Rule 34 took down an auto insurance company mascot
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(Walyou)
 
 
 
Disney artists make Star Wars better by drawing in cats
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All the plants on the space station are dying for no reason to panic whatsoever
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Yet another article debunking popular Artificial Intelligence Myths and assuring us that all is well. Oddly, no proof that the Google Overmind is still contained
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One-minute visualization on space junk reveals we've reached critical mass
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
For years, the American Public Power Association has tracked the "squirrel index" to assess your municipality's vulnerability to chewed wires, beer spills, Republican debate threads
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
We don't know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the sky. There were levels of survival we were prepared to accept
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, the Hobbit was illustrated by M. Belomlinskij with cartoonish but charming images that anyone who had to do their own fillo/illo art could appreciate
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