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Sun November 22, 2015
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Happy 10th birthday, Xbox 360
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
British snow artist creates a giant 'snow dragon' with a wingspan of 130 meters using only his feet. In related news snow art is a thing now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
More than eleven moles on one arm indicates a higher risk of skin cancer. Roll your sleeves up and get counting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Psychotherapist explains why hotel sex is better than regular sex
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
There's a dead, dark matter galaxy right next door to the Milky Way
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Although it's going to taste great, your smoothie probably isn't that healthy for you if it's made out of pumpkin pie
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New dating site Stitch is being called "Tinder for seniors," catering to mature adults looking for companionship. Or in other words, the digital equivalent of Bingo night
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(Confitdent)
 
 
 
No matter how good they smell, no matter how great they taste, you should never eat microwave popcorn and canned tomatoes
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
There's pi in every hydrogen atom
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple Pencil now available for use with the iPad Pro. Users under the age of 20 immediately ask "What's a pencil?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The weird, sketchy history of internet cafes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Star Wars toy will follow you around the house, and can do some pretty cool tricks. May the droid be with you
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Sat November 21, 2015
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: organic LED TVs. New hotness: white laser TV
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Steam announces dates for Fall Sale and the news that they've done away with daily and flash deals. Time to start making your list of games you want to buy but never get around to playing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure it's safe to eat, but can you put it on a bagel?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about those stories of longtime couples who die close together after a lifetime together? Well here comes the science
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(SafeBee)
 
 
 
The sickest thing at your doctor's office just might be his lab coat
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(Confitdent)
 
 
 
The quickest way to get rid of a cold is to watch Netflix, then go to the gym, then wash your hands, then don't drink alcohol
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Homo floresiensis. New hotness: Homo erectus homunculus
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Pickled baby turnips, grilled cheese sandwiches, smoked pork belly, other other foods that pair well with whiskey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
2015: Astronauts bum rides from the Russians. 2017: SpaceX becomes an Uber for NASA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Historian discovers long-lost Greek New Testament papyrus fragment up for bid at $99 while cruising around on eBay. Weird Al was right
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Fri November 20, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Cat-like crashing detected
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Scientists discover humans share most of their DNA with a creepy ocean worm, finally find an explanation for Ted Cruz
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Scientists inadvertently write the script for the next Terminator movie: Rise of the Lesbians
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How good are the newest high-tech microscopes? They don't just see a single molecule--they can track it
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Sleeping late is actually a sign of high intelligence and creativity. I AM A GOD
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Listen babe, finding music online is a man's job. You just sit there and be pretty while I find us something to listen to." - Apple Music boss, Jimmy Iovine
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As proof that god invented cannabis pretty early in the creation process, I give you: a sea creature covered in armor plates, that are also eyes with lenses made out of rock
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The wingnuts are telling conservatives to avoid Windows 10 for the obvious reason. The peer-to-peer scheme to share updates is "Built-in Communism" which you wouldn't want getting all over your data
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Behind Door Number 3 it's... the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing lately? Fallout 4? Other games because, like subby, your rig won't run Fallout 4? Come one come all
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Ladies: Do you suffer from a barren uterus? Parasitic worms may be the answer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's all but guaranteed that 2015 will be the hottest year on record. The past six months have all set records as the hottest ever. But hey, there was snow yesterday in Canada, so it's all good, right?
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Yes, let's make 600,000 cable modems where the root password is printed in silver on the device
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That spiffy new LG smartwatch with Android Marshmallow and LTE that they just came out with? Taken off the market within six days of release, due to unspecified hardware problems
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man can't remember if he played his lottery numbers, so he buys a second ticket to be sure. Ends up winning $1 million from each of them
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Copyright Trolls have awakened the beast
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
To all men - Want to lose weight? Only eat out with male friends, not your wife or girlfriend. Apparently extra calories do not impress
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Just so you know, Albert Einstein himself is not managing his own presence on social media. That task belongs to a 26-year-old law school graduate. "Einstein's face is the most recognizable face worldwide"
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
There is somebody out there who gets paid to think of new flavors to add to various liquors
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Most humans have a 'gaze-detection system' that can tell when another person is looking them even if they're not making eye contact. This is innate skill is especially sensitive at last call
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Germans to invent a car-sized autonomous robot programmed to methodically eradicate all the weeds in your yard
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Thu November 19, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Turducken. Even older and busted: Planeboatcar
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Square, a tech start up with an understandable, rational, business model and a sane valuation rolls out its IPO--and of course it's a total bust
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Thanks to a breakthrough that will reduce the cost of graphene, your phone battery with a charge that lasts for a week is now closer than ever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh great, the closest thing to causing a pandemic is found in both humans and animals in China
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
No evidence that encryption was a factor in Paris attacks, but please give up your encryption keys anyway
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why so many people are stupid? Science may have the answer
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sleeping in on your day off could trigger diabetes, happiness, sex, days where life is actually worth living, better interactions with your kids, a renewed sense of self-worth and hope, etc
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Nintendo's new Star Fox game might have a bit more hype if it didn't look like its last one...two decades ago
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists wowed after their first images of a live birth. Of a planet
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
One more of life's simplest pleasures that environmentalists are making us feel guilty about: Feeding the ducks at the pond bread
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
US Energy department proposes seventeen year delay at the Hanford cleanup site. Hey, what's the half-life of that nuclear contamination anyway?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You can build your own Millennium Falcon if the force is with you for this incredible weekly build-it-yourself model kit. Difficulty: It will probably take you two years to complete
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lockheed Martin moves one step closer to making a Helicarrier. Still unsure of their relation to HYDRA
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Inexpressive and unattractive people of the world, now you too can make your sex life less dangerous and more exciting with this new emoji
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers grow working vocal cords from human cells and then insert them into voice boxes of dead dogs -- because, hey, who wouldn't want a talking dead dog?
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Wed November 18, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Pigeons helping doctors to spot signs of breast cancer? Sounds coo coo but it's more likely than you think
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(IPMDB)
 
 
 
Ever wish someone would make a database that catalogs every appearance of pigeons in movies? Yup, me neither
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
None of these PS4 indie games is technically cheating on Fallout 4 since you don't have to take the disc out
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The best stealth missions in video games. List is legit -- Life of the Party from Thief II is listed
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
X-Wing fighter pulls into Singapore airport, awakens the force within them
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No one is saying there are aliens in this NASA ISS photo, but there are probably aliens in this NASA UFO ISS photo
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Obfuscation index utilized in consideration of dissimulated jargon intended to complexify substandard statistical data outcomes
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Your car might soon have the night vision of a cat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Does alcohol really make you better in bed? Well, of course *hic* of course it does, baby
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why some people get 'addicted' to cannabis? Well, HERE COMES THE... wait... dude, are you gonna eat that?
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(Kasterborous)
 
 
 
Having already appeared in 'The Hunger Games,' and 'Game of Thrones,' Natalie Dormer suggests she's willing to go for the complete nerd trifecta by starring as a female 'Dr. Who'
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Losing the sense of smell is an early sign of Alzheimer's Disease. Which probably explains why old people's houses always smell exactly alike
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Tue November 17, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Teen wins $400K for explaining general relativity using popcorn, nabs, and a box with "time machine" written on the side
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gene mutation linked to impulsive behavior with alcohol. Gene passed out at Fark party, unavailable for comment
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers find that in tight spaces, sperm slither rather than shimmy
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(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT scientists help to facilitate a landmark non-aggression treaty between Earth and a jar of milk
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Being that freckles are fast becoming the new facial fashion trend, here's a handy dandy way create "realistic" ones by yourself ...or you can just throw dirt at yourself
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
This is the FIFA Ultimate Team Troll XI you're actually paying EA for
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(Kasterborous)
 
 
 
Show runner for 'Doctor Who' admits altering the new Daleks to look like something out of 'Teletubbies' or 'Power Rangers' may have been a mistake
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want to buy skin care products from some guy who didn't shower for twelve years? "I only wash my hands"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee, which was bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad, is now linked to longer lifespans
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
We put the man in the ground, had some beer on ice, and all his rowdy friends are comin' over tonight
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
There could be a whole new type of alien life form living inside our guts. Game over, man
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational space station
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Mon November 16, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Fifteen uses for coffee that don't involve trying to regain consciousness
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(University of Washington)
 
 
 
University of Washington team announces that it will finally be able to give Mr. Freeze a laser weapon
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
For the record, if nobody had been brave enough to steal Albert Einstein's brain after his death we would never know that it shared the same trait as jugglers and musicians
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do you take clean water for granted? Here's what it would be like not to have it for 24 hours
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Experts claim oral sex could become the leading cause of mouth cancer. That really sucks
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(Newzy)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists announce a breakthrough in stealth ma
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
"Look, it's just best for all concerned if you don't ask where I'm keeping it"
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
AI program is now artificially intelligent enough to be accepted into Japanese universities. Stopped studying there
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Myxozoans are cnidarians, even though they lack Hox genes. Study it out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to nom nom nom lots of fiber
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Exciting new research from the Advanced Research Institute of Well Of Course They Do: sharks like heavy metal music
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says Apple will not build a converged Mac and iPad. So you can expect one to be released near the end of 2016
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The world as we know it would not exist without this man. All hail Gary Gygax
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to body hair per square inch, a cat has the surface area of a ping pong table. A sea otter has the surface area of an ice hockey rink. And both a bumble bee and a squirrel have the surface area of a piece of toast
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(Vice)
 
 
 
And in today's weather we have a high of 3700F and overnight lows of 2900F, with some gusty winds reaching 5400 mph
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Science finally explains Farkers
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(Herald Recorder)
 
 
 
Microsoft pulls the plug on Zune. Sure, this may seem like a really old headline, but apparently we all woke up in an alternate universe where Microsoft somehow never got around to turning the switch off until today
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley, you think you've got this digital age thing going on over there, ever been to NYC?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA chief says it's time to clean up space junk orbiting the Earth, especially the satellites that beam down the programming for the home shopping channels
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Leading physicist noted for her work in cosmology and theoretical particle physics writes a book that explains why humans exist. Biologists, paleontologists, and religious leaders hang their heads in chagrin
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Combine 200 human faces = most beautiful human face. Combine 7000 images of random noise = demonic cats. Combine 2500 images of inanimate objects that look like faces = oh fark it's SATAN
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