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Sun September 20, 2015
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
How do Star Trek stardates work exactly? It's not exactly rocket science
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
I could while away the hours, with my snazzy AI powers, look at you with disdain. And my heads you'd be attachin' while my plots were busy hatchin', if Barbie had a brain
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Internal documents from oil giant Shell predict catastrophic global warming in the coming decades. Nope, still nothing to see here, move along
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes look at the inner workings of Google reveals that it's much bigger than you would imagine. MUCH bigger
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Legendary font designer Adrian Frutiger dead at 87. Univers mourns
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New research shows chimps enjoy watching Planet of the Apes. So thank you, science, for giving them ideas
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Sat September 19, 2015
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
If you buy this Darth Vader watch, it's a really good sign that you've got too much money
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hautman awarded at duck stamp contest
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Hautman awarded at duck stamp contest
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Hautman awarded at duck stamp contest
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple News may save readers from experiencing clickbait. Want to find out how? Click the article to the left
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The future of the US Air Force: Pew, Pew, Pew
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This wallpaperable closeup of the sun is proof a backyard telescope can be useful for looking up into the sky as well
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We're just about through the bionic window here people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beer is the path to the dark side. Beer leads to liquor. Liquor leads to shots. Shots lead to suffering
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The reason why you like McDonald's McNuggets is because of the ingredients. Here's the ingredient science... duh
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Spending time in nature makes your immune system stronger (unless it kills you)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
App(ho)le: Hey everyone. That iOS9 update that we pushed to your phone earlier this week? Yeah, about that, we borked up again, enjoy your new brick
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best-selling iPhone ad blocker: Peace out
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Fri September 18, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
NASA to send probe to Winnipeg to look for signs of life
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A group of ex-pilots, maintainers, engineers, airline execs, and enthusiasts all fired up to put a Concorde back in the air by 2019
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(IGN)
 
 
 
CD Projekt Red has opened a new studio and named it OH, NO NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES AAAAAHHHHH OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES MY EYES AAAAHHHHH AAAAAGGHHH Games
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Guess J.J. Abrams is right - lens flare does make us think fake images are real
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out your parents were right about music warping your mind
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be a creepy clown but didn't want to invest in the costume and criminal loitering record? Well, then, Dropsy is the video game for you
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Hey smartypants. You think you're good at those puzzle video games? How about trying one out in real life?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock smashes robot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Watch out, Domino's. New 3D printer can produce pizza whose crusts are even more cardboard-like than yours
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only you can prevent forest fires . . . by lighting more forest fires
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Jews and Muslims getting along. Dogs and cats living together. Gators and Seminole fans having fun together. The world must be ending - Microsoft has built a Linux distribution
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(AOL)
 
 
 
One third of American kids eat fast food on any given day. The other two thirds eat fast food at any given moment
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The sport that isn't really a sport and doesn't have real athletes is closing in on becoming a $1b annual business
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apple Watch OS 2 has been delayed either due to a bug, or because they've seen what happens to clockmakers lately
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some obnoxiously wealthy guy in Australia has a Batcave and you don't
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Micro$oft: Hey everybody. That Windows 10 phone update that we pushed to your devices earlier this week? Yeah, about that... we borked the device detection, enjoy your new brick
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The truth is that the mega-rich just want to build their fancy rocket ships to escape Earth right before they completely destroy it
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Holy bizarre vehicles Batman, this monstrosity from 1954 takes the cake for an all-terrain unflippable beast
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(IBN Live)
 
 
 
It took mushrooms, crustacean shells, rats and monkeys, but researchers have created in-vitro human sperm
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
You want to talk to that scientist about the invisibility cloak? He's over th-- oh. Must have gone to lunch
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The inside of a German WW I U-boat, the stuff of claustrophobic nightmares
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
If the Earth were the size of a marble, how big would a scale model of the solar system be?
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(io9)
 
 
 
Way back in 1990-ish years before Fark gauged our current-event hot spots of the day, Marvel Comics presented the Cool-O-Meter. Oh snap, Keifer Sutherland
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bar the doors- the 2015 Ignobel Award goes to a graduate student that concluded that the three most painful places to be stung by a bee are the penis, the upper lip, and the nostril
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(Gizmag)
 
 
 
It's time for our weekly download from New Horizons, let's see what we have this time...HOLY CRAP
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Life, uh, finds a way
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Thu September 17, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You still can't send a middle finger emoji in iOS 9
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The latest mass food poisoning incident is once again brought to you by a vegetable, fruit, whatever, tomato
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
All of the ways last night's GOP debate was dangerously wrong about science. Here comes the science
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
A spacecraft launched in 1995 to study the sun has discovered 3,000th comet, ah ah ah
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Gorillas coming out of the mist
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
NASA to send Ron Jeremy to the moon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What will I hear when my ears stop working? Enjoy The Silence
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just like your grandmother always said, normal bar soap is just as good at killing germs as antibacterial soap. Of course, your grandmother also always said eating a speck of dog hair every day was good for the spleen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soviets were initially reluctant to send women into space, over fears that combining space radiation and pms would result in some sort of Hulk-type event
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian seal spotted surfing humpback whale. Surfback whale looks back worriedly
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK tests Japanese cuddlebots
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO: "Cortana, show this conference how amazing you are." Cortana: "Show you to buy milk"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sitting too long can cause liver disease. Especially if it's always taking place on a barstool
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(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Two huge black holes are about to collide and produce quasars back and forth forever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Science proves it. Human stupidity is rubbing off on dogs
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The word you're going to be hearing in both pharmaceutical circles and investment circles in the next few years is "biosimilars". And that's a good thing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Because our destiny with climate change isn't bad enough--let's invoke Hitler
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You might be a hipster if your camera uses GPS to determine if the shot you're about to take has already been captured too many times and will shut down to prevent you from taking a cliched photograph
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Snaaaaaaaaaake... It's time for the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What are you playing? What are you waiting for? Do you need more Farkers to help out your clan? Post one post all
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Climate change isn't bad news for everyone - just look how it's helping arctic mosquitoes
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Wed September 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Great news, Australia - there's yet another species of something that can kill ya
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Edinburgh to Geneva in just one hour by car? Sure it could be done in theory ....and with this rocket propelled car
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Saturn's Moon Enceladus is looking like a better place to look for life than Europa thanks to a global subsurface ocean and points where water breaches the surface
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The quickly melting ice patches in Yellowstone National Park are revealing ancient artifacts faster than archeologists can collect them and diluting ancient cocktails faster than archeologists can guzzle them
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(Silicon Beat)
 
 
 
AT&T has raised your 'unlimited' data usage cap to 22GB. You're welcome
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Yes, it's creepy how much web page ads know about you. But this one can actually read your genome
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Why the black hole information paradox matters
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New calculator computes the number of people you've been exposed to during sex
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After sitting in that box for eighty years, Schrödinger's cat is about to get his cheezburger
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(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
Prediction of ice-free Arctic by 2015 or 2016 is fifty percent wrong
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos wants to give us Amazon women on the moon
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Your fear of math is real. It might even be a phobia. I was told there would be no math. I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
DARPA wants a robotic space port. Nothing ominous about that at all. Noooo, not at all
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Windows XP still running on a significant number of PCs in Europe and in homes of grandparents worldwide
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The FBI can sure tell a few good campfire stories when it comes to the dangers of encryption
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Is CD Projekt RED, developer of the Witcher series, about to be taken out to the pit and shot?
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Tue September 15, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
For all of you with the can-do pioneer spirit, here's a condom recipe from 1844
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(Network World)
 
 
 
A year after buying Minecraft, Microsoft still hasn't farked it up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"It looks to me like the stone disks I've seen in Mars NASA photos, which leads me to conclude that this UFO is a military drone, but it was probably damaged during the Mars attack and got off course, crashing on Earth." Good call, dude. *rolls eyes*
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(Network World)
 
 
 
American Museum of Telephony destroyed in California wildfires before anyone on site could crank the old Western Electric thingamajig to call 911
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Good news, parents: science says it's better to let your kids struggle alone with their math homework than to barge in and "help" them with your own inadequate math knowledge
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(Tech Week Europe)
 
 
 
New study discovers broadband customers 'need' at least 10Mbps speeds to be 'satisfied' if you know what I mean and I think you do
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Astronauts are so much better than regular people, they even poop meteors
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Making Open-World Erotic Games is Hard" (Some potentially Not safe for work images in link)
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Prosthetic hand lets man feel. I wonder what uses one could find for something like this?
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Someone made a chess computer that actually thinks instead of trying to calculate every possible move on the board. Shall we play a game?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know an Arctic island is uninhabitable when even the Inuits gave up on it decades ago
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Dancing baby wins DMCA takedown lawsuit despite being a dancing third grader by now
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(Enpundit)
 
 
 
Someone slowed down the chirping of crickets, discovered that they are in fact singing "Paul is dead"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
New US roller coaster to open at Cedar Point amusement park will shatter 10 world records when it goes into operation next year
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
What do the original Star Wars trilogy and the prequels have in common? Much more than you think. *puts on helmet in preparation for comment section filled with rage and vitriol*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists create a system to make Justin Bieber 99.7% more tolerable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man with bionic penis has two-week erection, alerts doctor...and everyone
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding tied to better emotion perception in some infants, say experts Gale and Evelle Snoats
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After serving the Dark Side all day, its nice to unwind and relax
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(AP)
 
 
 
Airport control towers with no humans are soon going to be a thing
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Mon September 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Navy agrees to stop 'sploding dolphins
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"The FCC had voted two weeks before to approve the order, but the delay in publishing was caused by a desire to incorporate dissenting comments from the lone Republican appointee to the commission"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
New study discovers that, contrary to what theory would predict, young people express feelings of love more passionately via text than they do via voice. Ooh la la EIP
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Be the envy of your aging hippy friends with this VW Microbus cooler
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists can now make THC from yeast. Still no cure for... wait, what?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's been said that no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people. Start-up tech company Quirky bet on their innate genius instead, so you can pretty much guess what happened
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
$4,000 bed shaped like the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. You came in that thing?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Eating fish is linked to a lower rate of depression. The study is based on fewer visits to therapists by dolphin and seals
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New evidence says that making your bed each morning encourages dust mites to breed. Apparently every researcher involved in the study was a man
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
New technology allows people to change TV channels using sign language. Apparently we now need something that takes even less time and effort than having to reach over and actually pick up the remote
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How awesome was Bob Ross? In one show he only painted with shades of grey so that colorblind people wouldn't feel left out
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