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Sun June 21, 2015
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The internet is getting slower and Leon's getting larger
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
30% of data center servers are using energy but functionally dead, not having been accessed in six months. Also known as "Yahoo"
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Space. Remember space? SyFy has. And it's a good thing. (Bonus: Blonde, killer, artificial intelligence included.)
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
What do fifteen schoolgirls, nine prisoners, and a Fano plane have in common?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you lost your dog in Egypt 4,000 years ago, the good news is they found it
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(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
At 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, June 21st, Amazon's review system became self-aware. In a panic, sock puppeteers and rival businesses try to pull the plug. Amazon fights back
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember when strawberries used to taste great? Pepperidge Farm remembers (and so do the researchers at the University of California's Strawberry Breeding Program)
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(iTechPost)
 
 
 
BBC technology allows people to change channels with their minds. Which is ironic as people in the UK have been tuning out the BBC inside their head for years
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Confident that those anonymous comments you made on some news article won't come back and bite? Yeah, about that
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Sat June 20, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Electricity isn't good for your sleep habits? I'M SHOCKED
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
A fossilized 400,000 year-old tooth shows mankind has been polluting the environment for the entirety of its existence
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(Albany Democrat-Herald)
 
 
 
Columnist eats Carl's Jr. Most American Thickburger, barely escapes with his life
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philae lander calls home for the second time this week. Your mom throws her hands up and says "I should be so lucky"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
What to do with the $500,000 that grandma left you? How about buying all 7,600 volumes of Wikipedia?
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(Stabroek News)
 
 
 
News: Cuba to start offering WiFi, and will cut internet access prices. Fark To $2.00 per hour. Executives at AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Time Warner nod approvingly
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A visit to Mattel's Hot Wheels Garage gives all men a severe case of model envy
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't speak Russian, but the pics of a now-abandoned Russian spacecraft assembly line speak for themselves
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The sixth mass extinction on Earth has officially begun; make sure you know where your towel is
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Bad news Apple fanjoys, your brand new uber expensive Apple Watch, it's obsolete. Yes, already
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Apple has killed off the iPad mini after learning about these things called "smartphones"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And when you cut the cake, candy spills out. All hail the piñata cake
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Some automatic braking systems are broken, braking automatically when there's nothing breakable in the road to brake for
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook continuing to strive for "authenticity." Facebook. Interwebs. Social Media. Authenticity. Thatsthejoke.jpg
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick about to bring the pain down on Verizon for breaking promises, general dickery
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
IMAX would like you to know that IMAX doesn't want you talking about IMAX in any form without the permission of IMAX first, doing so may force IMAX to send you a cease and desist letter on behalf of IMAX, IMAX
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Either this image was generated by an advanced neural network trying to "learn" or the Great Old Ones are rising from their graves and their minions have been loosed on the earth
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(The Toast)
 
 
 
How to behave when you realize you have accidentally traveled through time or swapped bodies with your rival at work or created an alternate reality of my own life where I am married to the town librarian
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
We are edging closer to finding out exactly how life on Earth started: "I've localised this in the first 500 million years after the Earth cooled to the point there was liquid water"
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(Top Gear)
 
 
 
Ford unveils new 750 HP Shelby Super Snake and it will only set you back about $50k more than a GT
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
How Red vs Blue, the biggest pre-YouTube video series, still remains relevant in 2015
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Top 10 things to come out of E3 this year, or how we learned to sit back, relax, and enjoy the video game apocalypse
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Today's "scientists working without adult supervision" story: researchers are growing a human placenta on a chip. What could possibly go wrong?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian scientists uncover sinister truth about kangaroos
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Grab your joysticks and stop looking at elf girls creepy stepdad... It's time for the Friday Fark gaming thread -- What are you playing? What have you been playing? What should others be playing? Link goes to a great site to look for deals
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What part of "ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE" did you not understand?
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(io9)
 
 
 
The most evil creature on earth? The sparrow, of course
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What do sunscreen, shower curtains, and cheese have in common? They're all lowering your sperm count, guys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New app fills your calendar with fake appointments, so you can feel less lonely
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered if that weed you're pulling is edible? Now there's an app for that
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Former Google exec is creating an "ad-blocker blocker" system. Subby awaits the inevitable "ad-blocker blocker blocker" to block the blocker that's blocking the blocker
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(Tech Briefs)
 
 
 
Wood chips are boring. Wooden computer chips aren't
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Fallout shelter crushes candy crush
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(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy tests their new electromagnetic aircraft catapult system by launching a GoPro off the deck of the USS Gerald Ford at speeds reaching 160 mph because why the hell not
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eight facts about male orgasms that you may not know
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After seven years of shrinkage, U.S. birth rate firms up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Scientists claim cannabis won't harm your health. Unlikely: As long as you stick to one small joint a week
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Tesla predicts seeing 1 million of their cars on the road by 2020. In other news, Chrysler would just like to see any of their 2018 cars still on the road in 2020
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PAO, right in the wallet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Elaine, don't panic. On the belt line of the automatic pilot there's a hollow tube. Now that is the manual inflation nozzle. Pull it out and blow on it.' (Not safe for work)
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Koenigsegg One megacar sets new world speed record while practicing to set new world speed record (w/ vid of fastest 0-300-0 km/h in history)
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(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
New test for prostate cancer developed, and it doesn't involve shoving anything up your ass
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
This is what a ride on the 800 MPH solar-powered Hyperloop designed by Elon Musk might look like
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Should your self-driving car be programmed to kill you if it means saving more strangers?
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(OpenMedia)
 
 
 
OpenMedia gets a success in the European Parliament, but there are still proposals to restrict your ability to link to things online. Click here to see what it's about and how you could help
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
DC Comics confirms Harley Quinn loves to eat her vegetables
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Finally a mode of transportation more silly than the Segway: The PhunkeeDuck, for people who forgot how to walk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google Maps reveals the fastest way to get across Loch Ness
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Musical piece written on bare behind of woman in 600-year-old painting transcribed by college student. Still sounds better than much of today's pop
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
A new Transformers game is coming, of course. The awesome part? IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE FARKING '80S CARTOON
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Thoracic Society issues new guidelines on how much sleep people should be getting. If you're still having trouble falling asleep, doctors advise reading any press releases from the American Thoracic Society
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(Kurzweil AI)
 
 
 
Now that it's legal, scientists are finding nanosheets made of hemp could be better than graphene in making the ideal supercapacicicit... HEY... TACOS
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see a dinosaur? You might--this paleontologist who worked on 'Jurassic World' is trying to create a real dinosaur within 5 to 10 years
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russia is working on an anti-drone 'microwave gun', where it takes down drones and heats your burritos in 30 seconds
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
For those dirty console peasants who say the glorious PC doesn't do staples like fighting games ... keyboard warriors will show them the errors of their ways with a cross-platform Killer Instinct. C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Some guy previews Windows 10. Bottom line: Better than 8, way better than 9, bitter-clingers on 7 might still want to hold off a bit yet. I'd normally make a joke at Vista users' expense here, but they'd never be able to see it on the internet anyway
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fark: Bug found in 600M Samsung smart phones that allows anyone to remotely use the camera and microphone and gain root access. Ultra Fark: Most devices unlikely to receive patch
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
1972 documentary predicted we'd choose our own skin color by now
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Five debates that will outlast human society." No, your devastating argument, with or without charts, will not make a single one of them go away. Take it to the Politics tab
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
'The object of this invention is to independently secure breast receiving pockets to the body of the wearer laterally beyond the breasts by a ring secured to the inner side of each pocket at the periphery of the latter and having an adhesive ...'
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Tue June 16, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
7305 images ago, NASA started the APOD
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The evolution of pinball machines (w/ some not safe for work images)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New smart glasses tell the wearer when they need to take a nap. The first sign that someone is tired and not focused is when they fork over $300 for a pair of glasses that tells them they are drowsy
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(io9)
 
 
 
This amazing 3D printed Joker mask is perfect for your next bank robbery
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(Dice)
 
 
 
Relax, artificial intelligence won't produce a SkyNet that'll kill us all; it's just going to take your job. Feel better now?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The FBI is baffled by a wave of fiber optic vandalism, obviously forgetting the first and second rules of Project Mayhem
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news, Neil Gaiman's American Gods TV series has been greenlit. Bad news, you'll have to subscribe to "Starz". Yes, with a "z"
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(HypeAngel)
 
 
 
What villain are you when angry? Subby would like tell you how he got these scars
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Tony Hawk's skateboarding game dev on the series' long hiatus: "It took some time to really get it marinated properly"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New virtual clothes fitting app makes users believe they must lose 10 lbs even faster
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Big-time computer collector gives a tour of his vintage million dollar electronics stockpile. Prepare to restore and go back in time (w/video)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Question #7 - If an SAT printing error gives the wrong amount of time needed to complete a portion of the test, how long before the first student lawsuit is filed? Show all work
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apple users will now get their own internet. A bearded, trendier internet, away from the rest of us
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Do you use LastPass to protect your accounts? You may want to change your password
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Shenmue 3 shatters Kickstarter records by raising $2 million in nine hours. Hopefully Ryo still has enough cash to feed that cat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Official Trailer for "South Park: The Stick of Truth" sequel: "The Fractured but Whole" in full 1080p HD. Sequel to the game? More like playable prequel to one of the best episode trilogies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chipotle scientists are gluten for punishment, labor in Bread Lab in quest for truly abuelita-caliber tortilla. "We aspire to make artisanal tortillas on an industrial scale"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Emos and Japanese RPG fans rejoice -- you got the wrong Final Fantasy game remade. Kefka inconsolable, destroys world, laughs about it
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Tesla unveils more details of the Model 3, and it's cheaper and has better range than Chevrolet's upcoming Bolt EV. It also doesn't look nearly as embarrassing
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Perhaps the world's conspiracy theorists have been right all along." Or maybe they just wanted us to BELIEVE they were right all along
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Dating: 1700 - 2013. Hooking up: 2014 - to present
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Glorious PC Master Race: "We can mod games like Fallout 4." Dirty Console Peasants: "Oh? Now so can we"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Article: "Should California adopt toilet to tap water system?" Towns pulling water from the lower Sacramento River: "Isn't that what we have today?"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Podracing? Podracing. SpaceX? Of course
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(Polygon)
 
Video
 
Bethesda unveils gameplay video for Doom. Why yes, it is as awesome as you were hoping
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(Gizmag)
 
 
 
The Doom that is the FTC has come to the man who raised $120K to create the Cthulhu-themed "Monopoly"-style board game, "the Doom that came to Atlantic City," but never delivered the product and spent the money on himself
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Your brain doesn't actually suck at remembering passwords. It just needs a little re-branding
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Yawn: Office computers still running on Windows XP. Interesting: Bank ATMs still running on OS/2 Warp. WTF: Michigan school district still running on an Amiga 2000
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rat amputees throughout the world, rejoice
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Physicists have successfully cooled molecules in a gas of sodium potassium to a temperature of 500 nanokelvins - just a hair above absolute zero, and over a million times colder than interstellar space
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