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Sun May 10, 2015
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
World's largest hurricane simulator offers epic blow jobs
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Boner pills could halt malaria by 'stiffening' infected cells
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo construction workers unearth Edo-era human skull fragments, 300 other animal bones at building site that used to be graveyard. Face still lost
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Budapest man spots an 'unknown creature' while walking through the woods, snaps a creepy pic with his Samsung Galaxy S5, also claims he was abducted (w/pic)
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(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
Ice jets on Saturn found to be an optical illusion, like a wide-body jet airliner that's not made by Boeing or Airbus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Onion article claims WHO is renaming diseases to avoid hurt feelings. Correction: Not the Onion, they're actually doing it
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(Time)
 
 
 
What you should know about medical marijuana for pets. Your dog wants steak. That'd be, like, just great, man
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ric Romero, reporting for Salon, finally reads some Richard Dawkins, is shocked to find him arrogant
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(io9)
 
 
 
Your new Millennium Falcon drone appears ready to make the Kessel Run
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Sat May 09, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
♪ Three [formerly] blind mice. Three [formerly] blind mice. ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Army making it easier for GIs to sneak into town and cause hell
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Smoking weed might be drying out your vagina - or maybe it's just the sand
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Creepy robot replica of Chinese researcher revealed at conference, Ummm, what's going on @ :20?
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(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Creators of app meant to give people access to others' Photobucket accounts learn that the feds are not big fans of such shenanigans
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, name a Mars crater after her. She will love you forever
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Swiss develop a disturbingly fantastic warning ad about cell phone use.... It's always the quiet countries that do this stuff, you never suspect them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not so much an afterlife, more a sort of après-vie
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another win for anti-science backwardness: animal rights activists succeed in banning lab monkeys
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite lack of access to 'Domestic Web' capable computers, Best Korea launches online shopping site. Payment accepted via local currency, i.e. goats & ducks
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Another great invention of the past - OR - How to give your kids acrophobia
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Anthropologist discovers Hillary Clinton also has a time machine, has been sowing the seeds of socialism for smillennia
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Person caught cheating forced to strip naked and jump off a bridge by ISIS. Wait, by the admins of Guild Wars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
68% of teens don't use birth control because they fear parental judgment. The other 32% were unavailable since they were helping their parents raise their new grandchild
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research finds that the Atkins diet has one small side effect besides possible weight gain ... early death
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Science shows how to win any game. Except for global thermonuclear war. There, the only winning move is not to play
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Listen to an audio recording of an audience watching "Star Wars" for the first time in 1977
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Microsoft won't go to 11, Nigel Tufnel inconsolable
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New species of marine worm discovered on Antarctica's Deception Island. No, this is not a synopsis of a new "Venture Brothers"
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
George Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that." Scientists: "We may have discovered what causes that"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pregnant women's cellphones may rattle the sleep and wake cycle of their fetuses. Which explains the high number of newborns already addicted to "Candy Crush"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Educated women are finally having babies, appeasing their nagging mothers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian space cargo ship has "ceased to exist." This space ship is no more. E's gone to meet his maker
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Nine stunning swimming pools that are probably owned by rich assholes that would never invite you over, even if you knew them back in school. BONUS: Not a slideshow
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Great white shark, electronically tagged in 2012, has now traveled 20,000 miles, surpassing every current model produced by GM
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
You know how frustrating it is when you have to decide between using a selfie-stick -or- taking pictures of your food? Well, your prayers have been answered
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
College couple with degrees in cyber-bullying and computer science winds up in handcuffs after being "swatted" by gamers who call in false police report on them during Minecraft session
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"Ebola? In MY eyeball?" It's more likely than you think
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Thu May 07, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When life gives you cancer now you can get wonderfully honest 'empathy cards'
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Archaeologists stumble upon lost Þykkvabær cloister dating from Middle Ages. "I think we've just hit the jackpot, because I think we've discovered the remains of Þykkvabæjarklaustur" which would be a great Sigur Ros song title
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Company hosts amateur robot race, goes about how you'd expect
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(Bit9)
 
 
 
Herd immunity, cybersecurity, and just for the hell of it, elephants (Sponsored link)
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Since spiders weren't quite creepy enough as they are, scientists make them spin Kevlar webs
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(io9)
 
 
 
Biologist figures out a sure-fire way to get a beetle laid, hopes the beetle can do the same for him
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
24,000 Americans were injured on treadmills last year. Mostly from trying to move them out of the way of the pantry closet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Norwegian researcher pushes for the legalization of LSD. Mostly so residents can hallucinate that there's something better for dinner than a large plate of Lutefisk
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
For those of you scoring at home, here's how Russia's conventional firepower stacks up against the west
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flight attendants to soon use sensors in plane seats to monitor passengers' health. Although the biggest risk on flying United still remains dying from old age
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"Gold-coated onions could become robot muscles"
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(The Sixth Axis)
 
 
 
Star Wars Battlefront won't have aim-down sights, so it won't look EXACTLY like every other space-marine combat shooter ever made
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NASA asks the public to submit ideas for improving everyday life on Mars. Although most people who work at NASA say that the way it is now has to be better than life in Houston
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
By using the age guessing program, you have granted Microsoft license rights without limitation to copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, reproduce, edit and reformat your photo, forever. But at least you know how old you look
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last German rocket scientist who got us to the Moon has died
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Scientists are using smartphones to target diseases in hard-to-reach areas. But honestly, they can't be that hard to reach if you can fit an iPhone in there
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
UAE to explore Mars with probe named Hope, figuring Mars is no drier than Dubai and it'll give them a place to put up a few billion more spectacularly ugly skyscrapers
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift is virtually a reality
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
The new Apple watch comes with a G spot that no one can seem to find
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(Decoded Magazine)
 
 
 
For $15,000, you can finally play all of those 25 cent records you got at Goodwill
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(Bit of News)
 
 
 
Dark chocolate can improve your memory by up to 25%, but you'd have to eat at least seven bars a day. No word on whether there's a downside
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(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Majority of all giant herbivores are threatened with extinction. Scientists blame changes in habitat, shifting climate, the fact that they taste so good
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The new head of ESA has said that he wants international partners to build a base on the moon's far side. It's almost like Europeans don't like other people
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Pro Evo modder spends hundreds of hours uploading player data so he doesn't have to play as 'North London' anymore
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX launch pad abort test was successful, which is unsurprising given all the practice they have at aborting launches
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in "More Bullshiat From Your Idiot Friends' Facebook Feeds": local honey will not cure your allergies. Now go be sneezy someplace else
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Engineers and biologists who analyzed 17,000 digitized songs from Billboard's Hot 100 have produced an evolutionary history of American popular music - no listening required"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Another beautiful find of perfectly preserved pre-war automobiles found frozen in time inside a barn, this time in Texas. Let the restoration begin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU court rules that EU citizens are too dumb to be able to tell apart a television broadcaster and a chat service
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says social media plays a big role in divorces, because you're only as faithful as your options
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(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Go ahead and take a whack at it. It's not like it's surgery or..... oh
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Google patents a way for self-driving cars to understand cyclists' hand gestures. Which is good if you live in 1957 - the last year cyclists actually ever used hand signals
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
California drought has now killed 12 million trees. Mostly from government agencies printing pamphlets on how to conserve water
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Lens turns smartphone into a microscope. For three cents
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The world's first self-driving semi truck hits the road. Wait, wasn't there an '80s movie about this?
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Tue May 05, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
It may be a terrestrial planet, but the changing atmospheric conditions on the so-called "Diamond Planet" are absolutely nothing like what we experience here on Earth
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The science of why you poop after having a sip of coffee
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Need to make a better first impression on people so they can accurately gauge who you are as a person? There's a Simpsons matrix for that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This is what thunder LOOKS like. Mind. Blown
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(io9)
 
 
 
Not news: Michael Keaton couldn't move his head when wearing the Batman costume. News: Neither can the Hot Toys action figure based on him. Fark: articulating eyeballs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts say 'broadband rationing' could soon be necessary, so don't be afraid to start stockpiling it now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The elderly Spanish woman who "restored" Jesus three years ago has been hired to restore Roman mosaics in Turkey
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Oldest hippopotamus in North America dies after being listed as hippo critical
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Quantum computers will put your awesome laptop to shame, and Subby wants one real soon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A bloodthirsty worm that shoots white 'webs' like Spiderman to snare hapless prey may sound like the stuff of nightmares, and it pretty much is
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Blue whales lack the ability to avoid cargo ships, says biologist. Well, that's it for blue whales then
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(Logz.io)
 
 
 
How to deploy the new open-source ELK stack in log file analysis. No, it's not a totem pole of moose
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Facing massive backlash from feminists over Age Of Ultron, Director Joss Whedon quits Twitter, thanks everyone for all the fish
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thomas Edison's 1890 talking dolls are talking again and IT SPEAKS FROM BEYOND KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Super secret mal++=#&$_/+?;:_#@5&6) carbon crack attempt. Failed_
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you're tired of Kim Kardashian butting into your internet, there's an extension for that now
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How do testicles know when to stop making more sperm? Hint: It's not when your arm gets tired
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Have a backyard bird feeder? Thanks, you're ruining the ecosystem
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The innovative minds at Comcast say that in the future, there will be a web site which allows people to freely upload home videos for the world to see. And Comcast is betting big that they will come up with the technology first
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish archaeologists excited to excavate Waterloo, couldn't escape if they wanted to
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Great. Just what we need - astronauts with shaky hands
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(io9)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, Everclear is nice, but at 190 proof it's not pure alcohol. Want to distill even stronger stuff? Well, you can't. Here's why
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(IT World)
 
 
 
Having trouble with that Sudoku puzzle? The prime minister of Singapore can help
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New generation of hypersonic planes that fly seven times the speed of sound offer you the chance to eat breakfast in New York and be working your way through a saltwater crocodile's intestines in Australia by dinner
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Here's a cool look at weirdest military bases ever built in the UK and what they're being used for now they're decommissioned
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
May 4 is Star Wars Day, so what are your favorite moments from any Star Wars film? May the 4th be with you
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