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Sun May 03, 2015
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(Red Dwarf)
 
 
 
Smeggin' hell, grab a curry and some Leopard Lager - two new series of Red Dwarf announced
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
SHUT. EVERYTHING. DOWN. The Internets have had enough and is full of it
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ohio college has class analyzing zombies, gives tips on how to tell them apart from the average Ohioan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dad gets kid a bed that can make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NADA
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Want to live to 100? It's simple. Just stay slim, don't smoke, and own your own home. Yeah, there's always a catch
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(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
Pulsar with widest orbit ever detected. By high school kids
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Those cute little penguins? They're sitting on ice nests excavated by hot blasts of penguin poop
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If(time == powf(2, 31)){ everybody.setPanic(true); }
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists find that going to the gym after studying may aid memory recall, but only within 26 minutes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The internet is full of trolls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New app will make you fluent in Klingon. Being fluent is apparently very important, due to subtle inflection and capitalization rules. "If you change a lower case q to an upper case Q, a sentence can go from meaning 'trust me' to 'strangle me'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First wave of bogus lawsuits against Apple Watch begin, claiming they cause traffic accidents. Man, I hope these plaintiffs take taxis to court, because Steve Jobs will be driving home in their cars
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What goes buzz-click-buzz-click and makes ornithologists excited?
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(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"No longer a pastime of purported basement-dwellers and arcade-loitering youths, gaming is now a valid career choice for a skilled few. Teenagers are earning millions and dating supermodels, all because they can play video games really, really well"
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(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
"Rockstar may have removed the ability to use mods with the PC version of Grand Theft Auto 5, as reports from the communiuty suggest that the game's latest patch has blocked the feature"
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(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mars astronauts will suffer 'significant' brain damage: "This is not positive news for astronauts deployed on a two- to three-year round trip to Mars"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten old car video games that are still great today. Gentlemen, start your consoles
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a remote device to control the movements of a lab mouse. Which means they're now one step closer to the world's first video game for cats
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Kerbal Space Program officially enters the annals of gaming history netting a 96 on PCGamer, comparable to the likes of Skyrim, Half Life, Portal 2 and Minecraft
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Want to fall asleep in 60 seconds? Just read this article
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Man builds massive library of Lego pieces in his basement so he can build anything
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google+ opens a Twitter account, crosses streams
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The global footprint that the humans have left on the Earth shown from a satellite timelapse
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Are you l33t with mad skilz? Want to hack a Tesla? You just might get your chance at Defcon
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Short science abstracts that avoid jargon and hype are cited less by other scientists, are submitted less by sensationalist Fark headline writers. As I understand the findings, EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great for hackers: 27 million credit card terminals have the same default password. Even better: since the 1990s
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(Flixist)
 
 
 
"Avengers: Age of Ultron Sweetened Cereal with Marshmallows Hero Edition." -- No, that's the actual name
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Obamaphones. The new hotness: Obamabooks
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(Shape Magazine)
 
 
 
New study finds marathon runners keep racing because they forget the pain of their last experience. Which also explains why some people have more than one child
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"The center of our galaxy might be full of dying vampire stars"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Giant rats hired for $12,000 apiece to sniff out TB
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
100 million-year-old cockroach found preserved in amber, is probably still alive (pic)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Hi this is Boeing Technical Support, we were wondering if you could turn your Scream...I'm sorry DREAMliner off and on again to make sure it doesn't fall out of the sky in the next few months"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Tony Stark... er, Elon Musk strikes again with Tesla Powerwall home batteries starting at $3k
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
How a beetle packs a machine gun into its rear end, kills Paul
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Dentist installs beer-opening dental implant. Open wide and flip up
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Half of all people hear voices in their head, a figure so high that it's no longer a mental illness but a lifestyle, with conferences and everything
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yours for $23 million: "A house of outstanding mathematical beauty"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Why we love anthropomorphizing spacecraft
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The RIAA got a bigger boat
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
"You wouldn't download a car, would you?" Department of Energy would, especially if it's an electric Shelby Cobra
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man, remember way back in the 20th century where doctors had to actually match the blood type of donors to the recipients? So primitive. They probably used leeches, too
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Professor of religion and dieting expert says "detoxing" is load of codswallop and just silly make-believe
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(UC San Diego)
 
 
 
California: Algae-derived plastic foam. San Diego: Algae-derived plastic-foam-core surfboard
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Mysterious 1035-year-old prayer wheel surfaces at rare book dealer, resembles something akin to gameboard for Parcheesi or Sorry. "Monks and nuns in the Central Middle Ages often get a bad rap for unsystematic thinking"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Jackass recreated in GTA V is a world of pixelated pain
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Thousands of years ago on Mauritius, something happened that left most of the living things on the island dead in a pool of their own feces. Researchers have uncovered several empty cases of Natty Light, which they believe may be related
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(TED)
 
 
 
Science geek demonstrates how to take over the body of another human being. Involves an attractive actual human female, but not in the way you're thinking, perv
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
The price of shame? Approximately $8,000/month for using AOL dial-up
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
Yale scientists use nanotechnology to develop new forms of metallic glass, cautioning that they are still several years away from making it strong enough for use in transporting humpback whales
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bizarre bat winged dinosaur found in China....not alive though, which would have been more interesting
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Children from divorced families are better off living with both parents than just one. Mostly because it's easier to get what they want from each through guilt and manipulation
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The first spacecraft ever to orbit Mercury is about to become the first spacecraft to smash into the planet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when you mix molten aluminium with watermelon? Well, thanks to science, wonder no more
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(Nature)
 
 
 
IBM cracks quantum-computing quandary. You will and will not understand this article
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The Senator has no idea how net neutrality works
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook not too sure what a butterfly looks like (Not safe for work link in article)
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Hey Pluto, is that your frosty noggin, or are you just getting goofy about the end of winter?
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Windows 10 will run ALL the apps
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
OK, so how hard does Iron Man hit the Hulk in the new Avengers movie? Well, here comes the math
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Way to piss off the world you lunch bag art parents... Jeez
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
While you are, of course, expert in all things Marvel related, here's a helpful primer to pass along to your less-knowledgeable co-workers and friends in advance of tomorrow's opening
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(Mac Life)
 
 
 
Tattoo ink may cause Apple Watch to malfunction, creating horrific conundrum for hipsters everywhere
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 15 greatest posthumous authors of all time - and it's OK to cry, really
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The science of the female orgasm explained, without using the phrase "leaping for the clitoris like a bull at a gate"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Antarctica's Blood Falls explained" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SNOW FOR THE SNOW THRONE
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
New study finds air pollution may shrink the brain. Finally an explanation for the plot lines and jokes on all sitcoms filmed in L.A
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(Project-Syndicate)
 
 
 
What do you mean, Ukraine has 'other' Chernobyls?
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Feel safe being operated on by a surgical bot? Think again
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Defense agency develops a bullet that can swerve in mid-air to strike shifting objects. Apparently, the Warren Commission was onto something
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"When a lithium-ion battery begins to overheat, it can get caught up in a vicious cycle known as thermal runaway - causing it to explode and catch fire. Now, researchers have imaged what happens inside and out the battery to understand the process"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Thou art one ... ugly ... mother***er
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Roboticists unveil their latest creepily realistic humanoid - and it bears a striking resemblance to Sarah Palin"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Air Force developing new ion engine for secretive space plane. Put two of those suckers on it, like a pair of, say, twins, and then we'll be talking
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Finally a Kickstarter project everyone can get behind: a fart tracker
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Microsoft, having apparently never heard of 4chan, brands its Build2015 conference '/b'
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I had to take a break from my six-figure job just to laugh at this study's conclusions
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Tue April 28, 2015
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple would like to remind you that it's always smug o'clock
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED: Dragonball resurrected to television after 18 years in the Next Dimension
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After African volunteers switched their high-fibre diet to African-American diet of burgers, biscuits, and steaks, researchers report just two weeks of new diet could "dramatically" increase odds of bowel cancer. Who has biscuits with their burger?
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Polygamy leads to heart disease. Then turtle farking
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know what the 10 largest living things on the planet are? List includes colossal squid
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Will it Blend: the Apple Watch edition
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The "Little Rooster" is an alarm clock that wakes women up by twiddling their clitoruses. It even has a "snorgasm" setting for those who want to catch a few more winks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I used to like selling Skyrim mods like you, but then I took criticism to the knee
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If a developer gets their way, the South Rim entrance of the Grand Canyon will soon look like the Las Vegas Strip
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Chemo brain" is real; still better than dying of cancer
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(Psych Central)
 
 
 
New study says that cigars carry the same risks as cigarettes for teens, young adults, U.S. presidents
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(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Doc Brown & Marty McFly stop traffic cops to ask for directions to 1985
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man invents real Iron Man laser glove that actually works, which is both frightening and awesome at the same time
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(Bit9)
 
 
 
What do MC Escher and House of Cards have to do with your network security? More than you'd think (Sponsored link)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
How many pizzas should you order for a large group of people? Any way you slice it, this pizza math equation will tell you
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Anti-science hysteria triumphs as Chipotle removes GMO ingredients. Let's hear it for the forces of backwardness, everybody
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man Of Steel was OJ'ed
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Mon April 27, 2015
(MIT)
 
 
 
Santa, can I have a dollhouse? No, here's a saw. You'll thank me in 20 years
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(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Buckminster Fuller changed the world by inventing the geodesic dome, and the radical Dymaxion car. Well, sort of changed the world on the first, and on the second, not so much: "You've pushed shopping carts with broken casters that handle better"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Researchers stunned that being zapped by a Taser could lead to temporary loss of cognitive abilities
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
We're one step closer to Star Trek: NASA announces discovery of warp drive technology
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Is the Universe just a hologram? And if so, why the HELL doesn't mine have that that 7 of 9 person?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"We do not accept fart apps on Apple Watch"
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Oldest-ever footage of London unearthed. Some of it dates back to the 1890s, when the world was still in black and white
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The greatest view of our own galactic center from NASA's great observatories. Because three space telescopes are better than one
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Startup marries the digital and physical worlds, thereby offending and confusing fundy Christians on so many levels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says drinking too little water is just as hazardous as alcohol. But certainly not as much fun
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Your next toothbrush could warn you if you have cancer or Alzheimer's or that, uh, other thing
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eleven awesomely impressive abilities of the honey badger, twelve if you include honey badger don't care
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Electrical engineers may have just solved the last hurdle in creating a full-scale silicon based quantum computer
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Breakthrough technique allows geneticists to "edit" mitochondrial DNA, allowing them to fix neurodegenerative disorders. Could one day cure neurogenic muscle weakness, ataxia, and the dreaded scourge of the Boston Accent
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(India Blooms)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by dinosaur which is apparently a cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a common parakeet
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking at any age adds years to a person's life. Which means the best way to outlive your friends is to just keep smoking until you reach 95, and then quit
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Researchers find a way to differentiate identical twins that works even if the evil one has shaved off the goatee
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Got pulled over by a Zebra. Took a Selfie"
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Prolonged drought drops water level at Lake Mead to record low. Casino gambling deadbeats now being driven to Lake Tahoe for disposal
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apple Watch demonstrator accidentally buys an Xbox One
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New software developed to stop procrastinating on internet. Well, last one out turn off the lights, I guess
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Coming up next... on THE OCHO
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you a real foodie? Then you surely know the difference between cocoa and cacao
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