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Sun January 05, 2014
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because men who buy Corvette Stingrays have absolutely nothing to prove, ever, GM is adding dashcams to all new models that create a video-game like HUD. On the plus side, our national penis length average is about to go up a little bit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first official Lego Simpsons set is awesome. Clearly, all those bad modern Simpsons episodes were totally worth it
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(FStoppers)
 
 
 
The computer averaged faces of women around the world. Come for Poland, then rest a bit, because it'll be a long night
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(Some swinging Guy)
 
 
 
Ahhh. AHHH ahhh. AHHH
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Siri does not like being asked about Spike Jonze's Her
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ancient Romans found to have eaten giraffe, parts of other animals usually thrown away, after first grinding then shaping the meats into a boneless, rib-shaped patty that was only allowed to be consumed during one holy month a year
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yahoops
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(Social Reader)
 
 
 
Who said they are "very angry over losing, and may never get over it"? a) high school cheerleaders, b) Alabama fans, c) Apple executives
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Samurai Star Wars
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
Maverick astronomer Halton Arp has blueshifted
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(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Audi and BMW solve the age-old problem of only temporarily blinding drivers of lesser vehicles on the highway
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Remember the swine flu? Well, it's out of rehab and starting its comeback tour in California
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, lions find used Christmas trees just like catnip (with pic and video of satisfied customers)
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Sat January 04, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Amazon drones can only carry a few pounds. A helicopter is used for important heavier packages
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(Motorward)
 
 
 
Advanced anti-theft system on the 2015 Chevy Tahoe includes steering column lock, interior motion sensors, Chrysler ornament on the hood
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Remember your first calculator? Here are 9 more that are so 1.618033989
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(Cryptome)
 
 
 
The NSA warned as far back as 1996 about the danger rogue system administrators pose to world network security. Declassified documents overlook critical and since-proven "Take away Mike's bourbon" containment strategy, though
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It may be cold as fark where you live, but today, earth is the closest to the sun that it will be all year
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(io9)
 
 
 
Bug-eating is a great idea and we should all be doing more of it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hacker died from crack, smack and a six pack. Holy frack Barnaby Jack
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(University of Cambridge)
 
 
 
Scientists learn to break down cancer cells defenses. Next step: how to get it to roll over on its buddies before it demands to see a lawyer
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(Futurity)
 
 
 
Research finds the original white dude lived 10,000 years ago, and the whole thing was just an accident
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(Grind TV)
 
 
 
Land shark in snow doesn't have to be clever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#Ihaveonlydonethisoncebefore #safetynotguaranteed
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Star Wars comics to be overpriced and experience multiple delays starting in 2015
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple fanboys expected to wave around new 12" dicks in the fall
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Cool: You get a vintage 70's stereo system for free, including turntables. Awesome: system is in perfect condition. OMG MY EARS JUST CAME: vintage stereo system is the studio equipment formerly owned by The Carpenters
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Fri January 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New contacts allow the wearer to see high-definition virtual screens and are said to provide an experience equal to watching a 240-inch TV at 10ft away. Can be used for getting driving directions or watching porn without your girlfriend knowing
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(io9)
 
 
 
Remember the 'Milgram Experiment' during which participants were made to think they were shocking someone to death? Yeah, about that
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Windows 8 is about to become the third most popular operating system ... by unseating Windows Vista
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
King Tut ... Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, he was buried with a boner
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
One of the little-noted changes in 2014 is that farmers can resume commercial spraying of Agent Orange on their crops and anyone near them. Bet you missed that little regulatory change, didn't you?
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Cell phone company accused of using coded messages in its TV ads to signal to terrorists using its phones. With video of the commercial. Go ahead and click, your phone probably won't blow up or somet
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Here are 30 Calvin & Hobbes snowmen to make while waiting for life to shower you with meaning and happiness
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Nematode worms 1 -- Humans 0. Human genome shrinks to only 19,000 genes, less than nematode worms
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Lake bigger than West Virginia found inside Greenland ice? Well, that's all well and good, but how many Rhode Islands is that?
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(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
"Can a penis get stuck in a vagina during sex?"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Intellectual property. Intellectual property never changes. Unless it's December 31, 2013 and the rights to Fallout 1, 2, and Tactics reverts back to Bethesda causing the games to be yanked from GOG. Then it changes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NSA's quantum computer could be threat to cryptography, expensive failure, or both at the same time
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian police flooded with hundreds of calls after weird ice structures known as cryoseisms start exploding on people's roofs "like two train boxcars hitting each other" (pics)
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Cool: The first Meteor shower of 2014 peaks today. Difficulty: at 3PM Eastern
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(Viral Nova)
 
 
 
The best glass sculptures of viruses, diseases, and bacteria you'll see this week
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Federal government buys Arizona land that may hold dinosaur fossils. Will now be the second U.S protected dinosaur sanctuary recognized in Arizona, after the home of John McCain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Twelve genius inventors that totally got screwed over
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(eMarkets Daily)
 
 
 
Ford plans to release solar hybrid concept car, also known as the Douchemobile in honor of the smug, superior, obnoxiously holier-than-though target demo
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics announces Deadpool is getting married this April
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
News: town councilman tenders his resignation. Fark: in Klingon
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Bacteria will: a) make us sick, b) KILL US ALL, or c) make our world cleaner and healthier?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Western Medicine: "Ah, yous Chinese herbalists are a bunch of quacks" Science: Traditional herb is 3x more potent than modern painkillers and no side effects. Western Medicine: "Umm... about that"
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
If you have been looking for a reason to shut down the internet, meet Coinye West
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at Netflix's "recommended movies" algorithm
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Thu January 02, 2014
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Popcorn stock shoots through roof on news that Bill "The science guy" Nye will openly debate Ken "The creationist museum guy" Ham on February 4th
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Get ready for the aluminum F-150. Thanks, Obama
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists develop wall crawling lizard robots because you weren't having enough nightmares
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Reconciling quantum theory and cosmology is a 20th century problem that has lingered into the 21st century. Now one physicist thinks he knows why quantum effects vanish on macroscopic scales
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intelligent wrapping paper heals broken bones. But men will still need their mom or girlfriend to do the wrapping for them
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The worst thing ever written?
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Don't trust Snapchat after that massive data leak? Here are five other vaporizing-message apps, you insatiable perv
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(io9)
 
 
 
While scientists and politicians argue about climate change and how it will affect the planet, one woman has answered the most important question: What the fashionable folks will be wearing after the pollution apocalypse
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(IT World)
 
 
 
You want a Facebook internship? Have you tried playing Starcraft 2?
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(National Monitor)
 
 
 
Global warming means mangrove swamps are growing northward. That's right, Florida is spreading
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Sex toys are getting smarter... and Leon's getting larger
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Wed January 01, 2014
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
NASA's Curiosity rover marks New Year's Day on Earth and her 500th Sol (that is a Martian day) on Mars with awesome photo of 18,000 foot high Mount Sharp: "Goals for 2014: Finish driving to Mars' Mount Sharp & do all the science I can"
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(io9)
 
 
 
Watch scientists levitate and move objects in the air using only the power of........SOUND
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thomas the Tank Engine locomotive coming to Japan in 2014
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wow. Such crime. Many coins
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
LEGO launches NASA's Mars Curiosity rover kit; other possible kits include the Pluto-bound New Horizons spacecraft, Hubble Space Telescope, or other space-themed kits, based on a public vote
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
WinAMP WILL live on. No idea who the acquiring company is but anything beats AOL at this point
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(Geekosystem)
 
 
 
The new top level domains now available: from the 'Why not?' .beer and .pizza to the WTF? .genting and .sucks
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The simple economics of movie theater seat selection
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Just in time for the New Year, here are some news of millions of Snapchat usernames and telephone numbers being hacked. Link includes a search tool to see if you were one of the ones compromised
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to delete all of your Facebook account activity. Prepare for the Great Facebook Purge of 2014
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen released a video of their New Year's celebration because they're awesome in any year
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(io9)
 
 
 
Homo Sapiens, 195,000 BC-2100 AD. RIP
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
In 1973, a kid entered a Marvel Comics competition to design a new superhero. His published entry had a metal skeleton and was called Wolverine. Six months later, Wolverine made his first appearance in a comic with no credit for the kid
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds iPhone owners more intelligent than other smartphone users. Also cooler, more attractive, better in bed, taller, and oozing with thick, creamy confirmation bias
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Many scientists are convinced that thirst for beer created modern civilization. "The question is really a no-brainer. If you had to choose today, which would it be: bread or beer?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How 2013 looked in archaeology
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Tue December 31, 2013
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
A Very Special New Year's Eve Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Even the bad guys are using two-factor identification these days: Gang of thieves used USB sticks to infect ATMS with Malware that would empty the machine if a special 12 digit PIN was entered AND an 8 digit RSA-like Key that only the mastermind had
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is that you never take a phone call from an astrophysicist
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(io9)
 
 
 
The best 1930s human-animal hybrids you're going to see today
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
They warned us about the Slippery Slope: Here comes robot marriage
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Five Captains of Star Trek together on stage for a con panel. Come for the anecdotes, stay for seeing Captain Archer autographing the ass of Jack Harkness
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(NPR)
 
Video
 
Happy New Year everyone on the pale blue dot
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian authorities not considering deer cull, even though the goddamn things have apparently learned how to fly now
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
First three-parent baby may be conceived in England in 2014. With helpful pic of what a baby may look like
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best Doctor Who companions that never was. Yes she is on it, her too and him as well. Actually this list is perfect in every way
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Australia already celebrating New Year's Day in transparent attempt to steal America's 2014 thunder. Can't we stop them or something?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Once again, Subby gets snubbed for "vertebrate of the year," although there is a striking family resemblance
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Tesla model S app is the best app of the year, says smug reviewer who happens to have bought a Tesla model S
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The NSA is building a global police state based on Moore's Law and killer bread machines
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trekkie builds replica starship inside house, has a surprisingly better than average chance of getting laid
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Medical community all abuzz over doctor who prescribes vibrators to cancer patients
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Super callous manduca sexta protects with halitosis
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you lived in Saskatoon and had the last name Semenoff, you'd want to go to Mars, too
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Fox to attempt the destruction of two comic book franchises in the same movie
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Scary: NSA has had the ability to access your GPS and your video feeds from your original iPhone. Not so scary: the original iPhone doesn't have GPS or a video camera
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Moderate drinking boosts immune system. Immoderate drinking boosts likelihood of Fark membership
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study maps emotions with body heat, and it seems oddly fitting that the feeling of shame makes you look like Spider-Man
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Mon December 30, 2013
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - here's every character from the Futurama universe in one picture
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
*click* That's it, Saturn *click* Yes, give it to me *click* You're an animal, baby *click* Show me what you're working with *click*
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
So, how well is the Chromebook doing against the MacBook? Not too shabby...if you count outselling the Mac by a ratio of five to one as not too shabby
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft applies for a trademark on "Mod", apparently is planning a product for people still living in 1964
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If this 110" ultra-HD TV is any indication, sex on the holodeck is destined to come from South Korea
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Finding the bacon when the refrigerator light has burned out just became that much easier
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
These guys put a GoPro camera inside a running airplane jet engine because, what can go wrong, right?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is not "dead and buried" to teens, says balding, middle-aged white guy
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(Imaging Resource)
 
 
 
Box of 100 year old undeveloped negatives found in Antarctica. No pics of the expedition's giant balls
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