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Sun December 01, 2013
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some believe the path to immortality is through their work; others, their children. Then there's this computer-scientist/inventor who believes he has an 80% chance of achieving it by not ever dying
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Scientists try more sophisticated Northwest salmon tagging system to learn more about migrations of juveniles. Contrary to hypothesis, they did not rush to Canada when hitting open ocean
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan suing the makers of Grand Theft Auto V in a vain attempt to prove that someone out there thinks her image is worth using in a video game
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Sick of leftover turkey sandwiches yet? A microscopic view of traditional Thanksgiving foods might pique your interest
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Fancy 90 Gigaflops in a package the size of a credit card that runs Linux for $99?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
114-year-old woman says that anyone can live a long life if they eat eggs-actly the same thing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looking for "Festivus" on Google? Well, they're ready for you
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(Heritage Daily)
 
 
 
What have the Romans ever done for us, apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation, the roads, particle physics - wait, what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not a just a wig. It's a SmartWig®, which probably violates some iWig patents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA plans to sow and nurture fake seeds on its fake moon set
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why won't Google tell me what religion to be?
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Sat November 30, 2013
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Compelling evidence that Vermeer used a complicated optical device to work his magic on the canvas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most breathtaking images of fog filling the Grand Canyon you will see this decade
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Egyptologists delighted that two students prove the Pyramids are 20,000 years old. And by delighted i mean they're screaming vandalism. And by vandalism they mean testing the cartouche previously used to date the pyramid, which was never tested
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Status updates about prostitutes, decapitation and pornography on Facebook may indicate a "dark personality." Gee, ya' think?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Motorcycle-crazy Duke Of Cambridge gets a custom-built ride for his young son, a tiny racing bike with a royal crest on the front and tiny crowns on the valve stems. Duke sucks (pic)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fruit flies that expect sex, but get none, live shorter lives than those who just give up and sit in their mom's basement playing video games and submitting Fark headlines
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Adding patterns of numbers to a Rubik's cube requires someone with either a deep love of mathematics or a sincere hatred for humanity
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Q: How can you tell that a video game has reached new levels of badness? A: When it gets canceled AFTER being released
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
The ten best spin-off characters from comic books
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The things you don't notice when you're looking, science refers to as "inattentional blindness", "change blindness" & "blind as a farking bat." Yeah. I might be wrong about that last one. Anyway, take the test. See how blind you are
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
What happens when you put an electric motor on a paper airplane? Cool. Well, OK. What happens when you attach ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME shutupandtakemymoney
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Fri November 29, 2013
(The Register)
 
 
 
Today's fark-ready headline: Exciting new BRAZILIAN PUSSY FINGERED by overjoyed boffins
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(Science World Report)
 
 
 
The mere presence of males shortens the female lifespan. They must wear out their henpeckers
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
3D printing is so last year. The real innovation nowadays is in 4D printing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists say they have not isolated T-Rex DNA... yet
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
When a science site runs the headline of "Ancient 'Ghostbuster Demon' Creatures Pooped Together," you have to wonder just how badly they want traffic from Fark
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Comet ISON: I don't want to get on the cart. I feel happy. I feel happy
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(io9)
 
 
 
Amazing pics of the most challenging structural relocations ever
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Ultraluminous singularity baffles snarling astroboffins
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
So, the day after Thanksgiving seems like a good time to ask the science type folks: just how much weight CAN you gain on Thanksgiving?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Science has finally answered the question that has been bugging man for centuries: What color is the universe?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The Detroit News pauses on Thanksgiving to look back at some egregious automotive turkeys
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your brain cells are basically the equivalent of your browser history and system cache, which means Alzheimer's is InPrivate browsing
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Thu November 28, 2013
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
OCZ-ya. Drive not found
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comet ISON is no more. The sun is there
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(io9)
 
 
 
Who's the best space pilot in any universe?
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The secret benefits of masturbation that no one talks about
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving meal of the future: Test tube turkey, bug casserole, 3-D printed pie. Thanks Obama
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX to launch their first payload to geosynchronous orbit at 5:30pm EST. LGT live feed
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(In Serbia News)
 
 
 
One of the world's leading geneticists claims humans are a hybrid of chimpanzees and pigs
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(Google)
 
 
 
NASA's live feed of comet ISON approaching the sun. Will it melt? Will it shatter? Will it put on a spectacular show or will it be a big dud? And what about Naomi?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three engineering students from Rice spend two years learning the most important lesson in their careers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists test chemicals that can delete people's memories. Wait...don't we already have that? It's called alcohol
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At long last, the results of the titanic gaming console struggle between the Xbox One and the PS4 are in. And the clear winner is... no one
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
In 1961, Marvel took the plot twists and overwrought reaction panels from monster comix, added the angst from teen romances and rolled them up into gripping adventure yarns. Meanwhile at DC: Jimmy Olsen turns into 8' duck; Superman's a dick about it
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"Even girls were more likely to eat extra chocolate and to cheat and to act aggressively when they played Grand Theft Auto versus the mini golf or pinball game"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Meteors hitting your kids? There's an app for that. I mean BESIDES Instagram
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(io9)
 
 
 
Parents who care about their kids will build them tree houses
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Wed November 27, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
Everything is hackable. Even your refrigerator
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(io9)
 
 
 
Bilbo Baggins: "Fark off & get off my lawn"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Around the world in 80 drinks. Because nothing introduces you to a foreign culture quite like booze
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Scientists identify the "excessive drinking" gene, right next to the "regretful sex" gene
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
16-24 year olds prefer printed books to ebooks presumably because they are using them as door stops
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Black Friday deals aren't just soul-crushing examples of rampant human consumerism, they also aren't that good
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Mother***ing a**holes over at Microsoft are trying to f***ing censor your game commentary
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat really is watching you fap
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The United States lags to 31st place in global internet speed. Most likely because running things faster would make it more difficult to spy on every keystroke
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
10,000-year-old home discovered in Jerusalem. Records show the house was foreclosed when the owner defaulted on the subprime loan from 9,970 B.C
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We've come full Brussels sprouts just in time for the Christmas season. Plug 'em in if you've got 'em
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Doctors employ cutting wedge technology, detect liver disease using cheese scanner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New weight loss chip implanted in the arm tells you when to stop eating, worship the Antichrist
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Tue November 26, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
One brave Canadian filmmaker is braving the notorious Youtube comment sections in pursuit of an impossible dream: to find a worthwhile post
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(io9)
 
 
 
10 most unintentionally funny lines in all of Star Trek
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The effort to fix YouTube comments by linking them to Google+ has "drowned in a sea of ASCII penises"
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(Cottage Life)
 
 
 
Storm creates delightful icicle displa--OMG Lovecraft was right! Burn it! Burn it now!
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Blame yourself for the coming post-antibiotic bacteria hellscape. And the cows. And the free market
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"For my 50th birthday, I'd like a tank. What, I have to take both of them? And the anti-aircraft gun? Cool"
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(Design Taxi)
 
 
 
World's first dog-operated washing machine has wash, rinse, shake, rollover cycles
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman calls police to report some teens were throwing balls at her car, mooning her, and goofing off. I knew this would happen when that pool hall opened
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pinball arcades and tournaments booming in popularity, thanks to twin rediscovery by nostalgic baby boomers and ironic hipsters with "penchant for claiming yesteryear's pastimes as its own"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It takes a while to get the coral in the world's biggest reef system all sexed up, but it's worth it when the show begins
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
However big you think supernovae are, they're bigger than that
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Newegg trolled
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling, founder of the now defunct 38 Studios, says "Kingdoms of Amalur" could easily still be a billion-dollar franchise...if someone pays a billion dollars for it
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(IT World)
 
 
 
If you think there are too many female software engineers, boy do we have good news for you
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Rhode Island senator says sports stadiums are at risk of flooding from global warming sea level changes. That's a strange concern coming from a politician in a state where the only sport is yachting
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
China unveils its first moon rover, giving it the name of a sex toy (pic)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Canada plans to store its nuclear waste in a cavern underneath the Great Lakes, the largest source of fresh water on the planet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study: looking at awesome natural wonders like the aurora borealis or Salma Hayek's rack makes you more likely to believe in God
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British women report a four-fold rise in lesbian encounters since 20 years ago
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Turns out even the most terrifying humanoid robot built by actual scientists can be defeated by ... wood
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Guess who's hacked... hacked again... Sony's hacked... tell a friend
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(Juxtapoz)
 
 
 
A series of animals animated with human skeletons -- so creepy/cool you won't sleep for a week
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Old and busted, quadcopters. Woah thats awesome, octodecillioncopter
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien plays "World Of Warcraft" at BlizzCon '13
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
If you think the idea of a reverse shock wave racing inward at Mach 1000 is counter intuitive, you aren't alone
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Mon November 25, 2013
(Some Vault Dweller)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's Fallout 4, but it's Fallout 4
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
It's the first Falcon 9 launch to geosynchronous transfer orbit. Live webcast starts at 5 pm EST, launch window opens at 5:37
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Even when all a female game character wants to do is wear sweats, she's gotta put on that ridiculous sexy leather getup
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Warren Ellis is writing a new Moon Knight series, can have subbie's wallet and take what he needs
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(io9)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter writes article about "how" hippos became whales, without actually mentioning how
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Space camera is watching you masturbate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man so sensitive to cold that he can never have a single chilled beer without risking his life. Fortunately he lives in England, which never got the hang of 'cold' beer (pics)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In which the Queer Moth has to deal with the Problem of Males
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hard hitting investigative journalist tackles the age old issue of why a wet sponge works better than a dry one
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A handy 870-word guide on how to switch from your iPhone to a far superior Android device, written by one uh, Eric Schmidt, the chairman of Google
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey, scientists have discovered a new species. And it is so gosh darn adorable you may never, ever sleep again
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Home remedies you won't believe actually work. Still no cure for cancer
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
That's no moon, that's a ... no, wait ... that is a moon. Our moon in fact. Or, it will be sometime in the (hopefully) not-so-distant future
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
OCD weirdo or insightful legend? Meet the lady who has taped 140,000 VHS cassettes of TV news since 1977
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the first Neanderthal thanksgiving. So crack open your neighbor's skull and feast upon the goo inside
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Four-winged robot "flies like a jellyfish" and stings like a deer
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kerbal Space Program combined with Autoduel (Car Wars). That is all
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
New research aims to teach computers common sense. Yeah, this will end well
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Comets look like swimming sperms in time-lapse videos. There's lots of womb in space
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five hour energy light
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Who trolls the patent trolls? "And how is it that you're familiar with public key encryption?" "I invented it"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Amazonian tribe's beer drinking networks revealed by anthropologists. Beer
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
17 ancient abandoned websites which still work. Yes, you can still check your facts before voting for Dole/Kemp
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New night vision option available for smartphones will help motorists clearly read the license plate of another vehicle after they've crashed into you while texting
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
People who excessively chew their food tend to eat less. Sizzler now re-classified as a health food restaurant
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The birth, life, and death of OS/2
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