Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.

These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun September 01, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania hospital now offering rehab for internet addicts. I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
No animal deserves a monument more than a dinosaur, but some of these are just weird
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ziggy says there is a 99.999% probability that this is a scam. Oh boy
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The man who invented Comic Sans defends himself. In other news, Hitler says he loved dogs
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Recent school lockdowns and mass panic in Alabama caused by: (c) Radio station publicity stunt that convinces everyone that space aliens had taken over. This is a repeat from 1938
source: kryptonradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Odd Crime)
 
 
 
Japanese man arrested for stealing 200 women bike seats. "I wanted to smell the lingering scent of a woman"
source: oddcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A skeletal Chromasaurus-rex stalks the banks of the Seine
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hot blonde has this rare form of OCD where she's imagining you naked and yet can keep her lunch down
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat August 31, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
Early carousels were pretty risqué for a Victorian woman to ride. She'd sit side-saddle; her suitor would be able to hold on to her waist while the carousel went around and look at her exposed ankle and ... um, I'll be in my canopy bed
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sales of Microsoft's Surface Pro tablet are so strong, the company has decided to extend its special August-only sale price until forever
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Nintendo president on PS4 and Xbox One: "Meh, our Wii U games are better"
source: ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American hipster chefs stuff $500 tasting menus with farm-fresh, protein-light, offbeat veggies. "Luxury at this level requires a certain degree of awareness. The beeswax alone is $100 to $200 a pound"
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Article: Why do poisonous caterpillars jump? In other news, THERE ARE POISONOUS CATERPILLARS THAT JUMP
source: newswatch.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri August 30, 2013
(Metro)
 
 
 
'I would like to see some street gang member mess with someone in one of my chairs'
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Honey is pretty much the only food that doesn't go bad. Why?
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yeah, but can they tell the difference between Metallica and Megadeth?
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
So...who wants to wear a lifesize Jawa costume with glowing red eyes? UTINNI
source: toplessrobot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Headline: How to Survive Without Water. Step 1: You're going to need to find some water, pronto
source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If you enjoyed the PC game "Populous" back in the '90s, you'll love this augmented-reality sandbox that lets you sculpt physical landscapes which then fill with virtual water and foliage
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm anyone, but the Hubble just spotted the Doomsday Machine. NASA, now would be a good time to get that antimatter reactor working, just sayin
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
And now presenting 3D printing IN SPACE
source: dezeen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can a slime mold be taught to kill Sarah Connor?
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Black and white photos of storm supercells exist just to remind us what the word "awesome" actually means
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Casting call for actors who can eat Funyuns, drink Code Red, and recite "Not now, Mommy is in a Raid"
source: escapistmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rectal condom discovered
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Six months on from the bungled launch of Sim City, what have EA learned from the experience? Answer: absolutely fark all
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you saw John McAfee's last crazy video, you'll love his new one where he discusses the difficulty of keeping up a seven-woman harem
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Due to tight budgets, NASA can no longer afford to crash spacecraft in the name of science, has been reduced to crashing helicopters in the name of science
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Much like your mom, NASA's 3D-printed rocket part handles 20,000 pounds of thrust
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Facebook may use profile pictures for facial recognition" Thank god my picture is the "shocked koala" meme
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study says that humans tend to trust robots that look like humans. Finally an explanation for Al Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
German doctor's house abandoned for twenty years now is right out of a nightmare
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you (while secretly hating you for succeeding)
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Volunteer #78,403 you can have sex with this woman for only 20 minutes ... starting now
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What exactly is deja vu? This is not a repeat
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists find new grand canyon under Greenland ice sheet, because global warming
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Cars with propellers? Props to the designers
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu August 29, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
OMFG, we've been HaXoReD
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Huge concrete block mysteriously appears in Oklahoma City that says since 2012 OKC belongs to Azathoth. That is impossible of course as Subby claimed OKC for Cthulhu back in 1999
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PCR (UK))
 
 
 
Claims about the end of Moore's Law get twice as strong every couple of years
source: pcr-online.biz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
List of scientific breakthroughs that ended science fiction sub-genres. Here comes the science...to kill your dreams
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Isaac Asimov's 1964 predictions about 2014 are frighteningly accurate, a little bit depressing
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mars rover has begun acting of its own volition after slipping free of operator's control, expected to begin construction of basestar at any time
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not news: The Onion "Leaks" Apple is working on musical printers. Fark: Samsung announces musical printers
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Will drinking 28 non-alcoholic beers in an hour get me drunk? Well let's find out, one, twoooo
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Your Google search "Wife" yielded no results
source: techland.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Mr. Softee: America's forgotten Cold War Hero
source: throwinwrenches.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Step 2: Set up premium-rate phone number and profit off of telemarketing calls
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you've been working on a miniature Frankenstein's Monster, scientists have great news for you
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed August 28, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
Attention, everyone: According to Slate, you are making barbecue sauce wrong and the only good barbecue sauce is Kansas City style
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Farking sofa held together with magnets and balancing on one leg, how does it work?
source: news.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish scientists levitate microscopic sphere and spin it at 600 million rpm. Next up, dimpling it and making a microscopic five-iron
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten most diabolical final bosses from classic fighting games. They don't have anything on the final boss of the internet, though
source: toplessrobot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
New Zealand to patent trolls: You shall not pass
source: zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Lando Calrissian lives. NASA scientist want to build sky cities hovering over Venus where the climate is really nice. Really, it is
source: opposingviews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Why don't we have the Doritos Locos tacos in Ontario? this is an outrage" Taco Bell: "Problem?"
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Realizing their phones cost as much as cars, Apple launches trade-in program
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Nintendo: "Yeah, none of you were using 3D on the 3DS. So fark you guys, here's a 2DS"
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast developing talking TV channel guide, will tell you everything you watch is crap
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers performed first non-invasive brain-to-brain interface. In totally unrelated news: Victoria's Secret model inexplicably begins giving out hand-jobs at MIT
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SourceFed News)
 
 
 
Me, I mean We, confuse the effects on We, I mean Me, because Me, I mean We, feel threatened when they tell us they'll harm us
source: sourcefednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New atomic element created from what sounds like Americans chewing Tums after a buffet
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Think you're an introvert? Maybe you're not but are really just a narcissist instead
source: blogs.scientificamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(American Barbarian)
 
 
 
In honor of the birthday of late comics legend Jack Kirby, the web comic American Barbarian offers this tribute
source: ambarb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
Video
 
NASA might not still have the budget they used to, but you've gotta admit, the production values of their mission videos have really come a long way since the soundstage era
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
SquareEnix: "What? THAT many people want to play Final Fantasy XIV? Our servers can't handle that...okay, all digital sales are done for now. Gone. Fark these guys"
source: ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fuel Fix)
 
 
 
Researchers: Texas fracking is leading to earthquakes up to 4.8 on the Richter scale, which could cause severe damage. Californians tell Texas there are porn shoots in the Valley that register higher than 4.8 so man the fark up
source: fuelfix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sweden, now with more giant robots
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Selfie", "bitcoin", "phablet" among new words added to the OED. Yes... srsly
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Ever go to work one day and decide to completely alienate your entire customer base? Joining the ranks of the geniuses behind New Coke, Windows Vista and the Edsel is Yahoo's entire design team
source: techcrunch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
One of the first fruit trees planted in America is still alive and well at age 383
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue August 27, 2013
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
How the Romans invented nanotechnology. And not just in the endowment of statues
source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient humans dined on weird, spotted pigs. Modern day Brits dine on weird spotted dick
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"I am not a cancer on the game industry" says the cancer currently killing the game industry
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Pompeii is in danger. This is not a repeat from 79 A.D
source: theartnewspaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Big news today: Neil Armstrong, dead for over a year, is still dead
source: inquisitr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Medical malpractice lawyers jubilant with news that doctors can now surf porn during the boring parts of surgery
source: myfoxny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Astronomer claims Earth's moon could be classified as planet. Pluto shakes fists in frustration
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scary: Spiders. Scarier: moon spiders
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
Babies remember words heard before birth. OH MY GOD
source: nlm.nih.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sea otters, keepers of the kelp
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Facebook settles a lawsuit for $20 million over its program where it allowed advertisers to use your name or face in their ads without your permission if you had "liked" their product. That works out to about $0.02 per affected user
source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
New insect fossils help scientists determine that Atlantis sank in the summer between 1600 and 1627 BC, possibly on a Tuesday
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the future, we will eat grasshoppers while reclining on our unisex urinals and watching the alien dandelion detonators bounce in the breeze
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nano Werk)
 
 
 
6'4" DNA researchers with full heads of hair, muscular builds, sculpted jawlines and piercing blue eyes say that they've discovered a way to edit any DNA sequence at will
source: nanowerk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple: "And then we leaked the shiatty idea for a 'smart watch' and Samsung fell hook line and sinker"
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We can build a robot to explore a 450°C planet, but my PC needs 18 fans. Thanks NASA
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mercury levels in fish on the rise, which is bad. But maybe concerns over eating contaminated fish could lead to a rebound in fish populations, which would be good
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Ballmer 2.0: We can rebuild him. We have the means, we have the technology. We can make him bigger, fatter, angrier, louder
source: akamai.infoworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill Watterson: Keeping it real since 1958
source: zenpencils.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Nine very rare (and very expensive) video game cartridges. Behold the Holy Grail
source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New documentary "Attack of the Zeppelins" explores little-told, oddly exciting story of German zeppelin assault on London during World War I. IT'S AN AIRSHIP, AN AIRSHIP
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon August 26, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The oldest globe depicting the Americas, created circa 1500, is discovered. Bonus: "HIC SVNT DRACONES," or "Here are the Dragons" is on the globe
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
This is not why you are fat
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
A physicist may have figured out if that damned cat is alive or dead. Or maybe not
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my rupees
source: geekologie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Google's self-driving car could destroy the middle class. Bet you didn't see *that* one coming
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists set to announce 'major result' from star study, Miley Cyrus pretty sure it's about her
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Army)
 
 
 
The "vortex engine" isn't quite as cool as it sounds, but the Army's pretty excited about gel-fueled missiles that can be throttled and won't blow up when they get holes shot through them
source: army.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Belief in "progress" makes us more depressed. Thanks, Obama
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Haters do, in fact, gotta hate. Here comes the science
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
There is "Iron Man" cosplay, and then there is this guy
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway researchers find mental health problem decrease in patients after use of a) Prozac, b) Cymbalta, c) LSD
source: thelocal.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Until now global warming has been considered independently of ocean acidification. Until now
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Your wife: What's The Point Of Sex?
source: popsci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The amount of space you take up reveals how powerful you feel. Farkers everywhere feeling invincible
source: healthland.time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
A comprehensive breakdown of how this year's slate of geeky movies did at that box office. If you're into that sort of thing
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The science behind why your... oh look at that cute puppy picture in the side bar
source: fastcompany.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The Snot Otter is making a comeback. This is not a euphemism
source: newswatch.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Filmmaker does a "Supersize Me"-type documentary on sugar. His crack scientific team includes a "holistic counsellor," and something called an "iridologist". Here comes the pseudo-science
source: iquitsugar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists mystified by findings indicating Inca Empire existed with money-free economy. In related news: Ferengi excluded as potential "ancient aliens" race
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Player Effort)
 
 
 
Confessions of a non-gamer
source: playereffort.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Old electronics don't die, they pile up and up and up and up
source: networkworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer weighs in on Ben Affleck's Batman
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pregnant women have a larger shoe size. Giggity
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
We'd have more cancer vaccines if it weren't for America's abhorrent patent system
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Early balding may be linked to Lou Gehrig's Disease. In other news, gambling, denial and an incredibly bad haircut may be linked to Pete Rose's disease
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Oh you aren't fooling me. You're that landshark"
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Gamescom wrap-up: The big guys acted like politicians
source: fangirlreview.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 120 of about 578 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report