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Sun October 21, 2012
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Scientists who drilled into Antarctic Lake Vostok, buried for millions of years, have so far found no life. But they promise to keep searching for alien microbes which will invade our brains and turn us into Cthulhu's minions
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ponies to the left. Ponies to the right. At least the ones to the left are blown to pieces
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
There has been science-fiction ideas that are well, fiction. Here are three of them that we really invented
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some woman concerned that the LHC will create a black hole which could consume the Earth has lost her court appeal, still contends that this theory, which belongs to her, is thin at one end and thicker in the middle
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(io9)
 
 
 
Nine reasons to elect a supervillain president -- one being we probably won't notice much difference
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brazilian newspapers opt out of Google news, saying it steals their content and gives nothing in return. Yes, that's a lot of newspapers. 154 to be exact
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Venomous cannibal spiders invade Japan. Yes, this is a repeat from Australia
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Driving manual, 2022 edition: Use turn signal before setting FB status to "changing lanes"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK experiencing 'weird' weather. Officials seek to question strangely dressed children recently witnessed waving glowing chopsticks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now, I don't want anyone to panic... but it looks like bathing in the blood of virgins may not be such a strange idea after all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonalds makes a video showing how they make their fries to squash rumors that they come from sentient, genetically mutated potatoes that scream in pain each time a chunk of them is sliced off to make tasty, tasty fries
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"This is DC Entertainment. Operation This Has a 50/50 Shot Of Going Badly is a go"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple lets one of their top security experts, who helps find security issues on Apple products, go.....because he forgot to respond to an e-mail
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Sat October 20, 2012
(LA Times)
 
 
 
If there's life on Mars a 'biological teleporter' could be used to beam back its DNA sequence to Earth and reassembled in a P4 spacesuit lab, how quaint
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Sony announces new 11lb, 20in stupid piece of crap that probably won't work
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(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Rice University offers course on Skyrim, warns proctors to beware of baskets being put on their heads during exam
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks if Apple and Samsung fanboys can ever be friends
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(io9)
 
 
 
Good news: Taking LSD can not cause you to hallucinate due to 'flashbacks' years later. Bad news: That means you now have nothing to blame your psychotic episodes on
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(Wired)
 
 
 
BYU professor develops amazing ping pong ball cannon. Submitter hasn't seen ping pong balls fly this fast since shore leave in Thailand
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lockheed Martin threatens guy over domain name. Guy fights back with pics of cute puppies and kittens
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Space Agency reveals new rovers. Expected to work flawlessly until they come across each other at an intersection and will sit waiting for someone else to go first
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Family discovers that their cool little doorstop is old .. about 4 billion years old
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cutting edge medical science finally develops: A) a successful AIDS drug, B) a cancer inhibitor, or C) a way to fight pizza mouth burn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All five Star Trek captains appear together at London Star Trek convention. That's nice, but Subby would be more impressed if someone could manage to get all Eleven Doctors together on one stage
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(Some Companion)
 
 
 
Where the "painfully geeky videogame nerd" and "human males who will see a vagina in their lifetime" Venn diagram overlaps: guy handcrafts Portal Companion Cube engagement ring out of stainless steel--and she says yes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The earliest known ancestor to humanity looked like a squirrel, which finally gives us an explanation for our large, dangly testicles
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How to see a space goat coast to coast
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Fri October 19, 2012
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NBC news asked the questions everyone but mad scientists are afraid to ask. Why aren't insects human sized?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Cassette tape drives are coming back. No word yet on the Commodore 64
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The next social network that nobody needs is here, meet Pheed
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(io9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Jesus turning water into wine. New hotness: Engineers turning water into gasoline
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(Some Clueless Online Pharmacy)
 
 
 
If you want to get the message across that counterfeit drugs can kill, by using the image of a venomous snake in your ad, it would help if you consult a herpetologist first
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(io9)
 
 
 
It's a drinkable rainbow. ALL THE WAY
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(Japan Daily Press)
 
 
 
To honor Gundam conference, greens construct life-sized "Flower Gundam Topiary" out of begonias, zinnias, and star daisies
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
A man who thinks he is an evolved neanderthal works for 17 years in his fallout shelter to make a spiritual successor to the Wizardry franchise. Come for the insanity of his 20 min pledge video, stay for the dream of a good old-school RPG
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Chris Roberts (Wing Commander series, Privateer) has decided that technology has finally caught up to where he needs it to be for his gaming masterpiece. Let's get him the funding he needs to complete it. (w/ vids)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare frog has thumb spikes designed for sex, combat, pulling Fozzie Bear off the stage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Close-up of Uranus reveals massive winds. Do we really need a punchline here?
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
99 useful tips in picture form (and they are actually useful). Bonus: no slideshow
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Reddit troll apologizes for promoting pedophilia and rape by stating college kids across the country made him do it
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Thu October 18, 2012
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Adorable 8-year-old girl gets into spirit of historical research by going to school dressed like different famous woman every day: Billie Holiday, Grace Kelly, Aung San Suu Kyi, Joan Baez, Rosa Parks, and so on
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Passive-aggressive wi-fi names on the increase -- primarily to piss off the neighbors
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(io9)
 
 
 
If you make a straight-to-DVD caveman movie called "Age of The Hobbits" (tagline: "They're Not Tolkien's Hobbits...They're Real") don't be surprised when you get sued
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(io9)
 
 
 
Creepy wax anatomy models from the 1700-1800s. Sleep tight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jupiter is really big, right? Could it ignite, and become a second Sun? If so, what would that mean for life on Earth? Worry not, your answers are here
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple's evolution from 1975 to 2002 illustrated in collection of 75 old Apple ads
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Dying star is reborn in lab. In other news, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Kurt Cobain still dead
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google continues to troll Windows Phone
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(Today)
 
 
 
Eight ingredients you never want to see on nutrition labels. Come for the parabens, stay for the castoreum
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The twenty most bizarre cards from Topps' original Mars Attacks trading cards released in the 60s
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Museum of London is opening an exhibit showing the grim and bizarre medical experiments of the 1800's. Still no word on why they thought we would ever need three arms or four legs, though
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(GameTrailers)
 
 
 
Study finds playing violent video games right before bed can cause a loss of sleep unless you're playing the boring mess that is Resident Evil 6
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Not news: Hospitals are full of nasty viruses. Fark: Computer viruses, that is
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(HubbleSite)
 
 
 
The coolest Hubble composite image of 5,500 galaxies you'll see all day
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Apple makes a strange new enemy: Greenpeace
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study finds that Americans' cholesterol levels have improved significantly over the past 20 years. Difficulty: People who had high cholesterol levels 20 years ago are no longer around
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(Channel 955)
 
 
 
Only when mom is nowhere in sight will dad sing his heart out to Little Mermaid
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Yeah man, my brain is bleeding, but I'm totally okay with it
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Can't decide what to be for Halloween? - 12 Best Geeky Costumes for 2012
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Do you know your state rock?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
60 Spitfires . . . crated, hid . . . 70 years later . . . up for bid . . . -- Burma planes
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Wed October 17, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal new evidence indicating the Moon's explosive birth was weirder than we thought
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Today only: download Carmageddon for free from the apple app store
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Erroneous DMCA takedown request results in the takedown of 1.45 million education blogs
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Remember The Preacher comic? Meet the real life Arseface
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(TV Geek Army)
 
 
 
One Trapper Keeper to rule them all, One Trapper Keeper to find them, One Trapper Keeper to bring them all and in the darkness binder them women
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"MOMMY MOMMY that man is creepy and he SCARES me". "It's ok honey, the poor man isn't anything to worry about. He's just a Blackberry User"
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(Computer & Videogames)
 
 
 
Geek: Designers of classic PC RPG's look to raise $1.1M through Kickstarter so they can develop a new title. Ultrageek: They end up raising $4M. All hail Project Eternity
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(Tri-Cities.com)
 
 
 
A primer on the lost art of reading woolly worms to predict the severity of the coming winter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
25 primates are now on the brink of extinction. Sadly, this can mean only one thing - McDonald's is about ready to bring back the McRib
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(Firehouse)
 
 
 
Four elephants escape unhurt after a circus truck crashes in Mississippi. Police call it the second biggest wreck associated with elephants since John McCain picked Sarah Palin
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cassini photo shows hot cross bun on Titan. Not shown: Winston Niles Rumfoord, Salo. So it goes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Out of all the Fantastic Four, Ben Grimm definitely got the worst of whole "superpowers" deal
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Tue October 16, 2012
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to see Uranus this weekend: Step 1 is NOT "sit on a telescope"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Those are some loooong legs, daddy
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but the public and private US space program is poised to give you the Universe
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The Wii U Pro controller can collect dust for up to 80 hours on a single charge
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear runners, stop that barefoot nonsense and put some shoes on. And guys: wear a shirt for god's sake. Sincerely, Science
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
An Apple a day keeps the children working all day
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Testosterone acts as a truth serum, means you really do have to be to the gym in 26 minutes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inventor of a bicycle made entire of cardboard says his idea can change the world-just so long as it doesn't rain
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Zynga partners with Pot to accuse CityVille Exec of stealing game ideas and Kettle of being black
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds. "
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(IT World)
 
 
 
Anonymous and WikiLeaks have had a falling out; somehow Lady Gaga is involved
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Microsoft releases weird, horrible new ad for the Surface... wait... what? It's actually half-decent? THE END TIMES ARE NEAR
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every hour of TV shortens your life by 22 minutes. Numbers for FARK use still confidential
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Electric granny-zapping panties can help prevent bedsores
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Mon October 15, 2012
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HA HA (Subtitle: "Actions Have Consequences")
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Grateful Dead fan 3-D prints his ideal $3000 Jerry Garcia guitar with $3000 in plastic materials, says it sounds good, saving him from paying the $3000 to buy Jerry Garcia's guitar. $3000
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Global handwashing day. Global handwashing day. Global handwashing day. Global handwashing day. Global handwashing day. Global handwashing day. Global handwashing day
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In Space, no one can hear you barf
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(io9)
 
 
 
Mickey Mouse costumes from 1931 are not safe for children, anybody
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Felix Baumgartner and his balls of unobtainium are resting comfortably
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Unlike your mom, this planet has a four star rating
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Zune is dead. Long live the Zune
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you fight mutant teenage acne? Infect the skin with a virus that eats acne bacteria. And if that doesn't work kill it with lasers
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(FrogSoda)
 
 
 
Look what happens when you leave the Space Shuttle on the streets of Los Angeles for one night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Intelligent Design" researchers check their math, realize they were really off on the age of the Earth. Apparently, it's over twice as old as they previously thought
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The last thing to be revealed about the new Nexus phone was accidentally released this weekend
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(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert kept telling you and telling you, and you didn't listen. "Historically, we've always considered cities as being carnivore-free"
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(Inside Pulse)
 
 
 
Cartoon Nation abruptly Cancels DC Nation. That sound you hear is thousands of geeks crying in the wilderness
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired's readers choose their 12 most annoying technologies. Yep, that's one there - so's that one. Just be glad it wasn't a Consumerist poll
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