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Sun March 25, 2012
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(io9)
 
 
 
Why do cicadas know prime numbers? Anyone? Anyone? *crickets*
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(47)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists attempt to jettison James Cameron into the abyss
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(66)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
I'll SEE your $87,000 watch available on Amazon, and RAISE you a $13,000,000,000,000 image on the side of a truck. Top that, plebeians
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(70)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Because the SAT is so archaic, a 35-year-old man taking it would be quite _______: a) pabulum b) poignant c) comical d) prosaic e) ethereal
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool: Miniature model cities. Cooler: Bonsai trees. Coolest: Bonsai trees with cities built into them
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(11)
 
(Retronaut)
 
 
 
Meet the yokai, a small selection of everyday demons from the huge menagerie of Japanese folk horror. Sleep tight
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(75)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
What to do in those 26 minutes you have to get to the gym
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(17)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pet clothes. New hotness: Laptop clothes
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(23)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
On March 23, 2011, George Takei put up his Facebook page. Now, one year later, he has nearly 1.4 million fans. Suck it, Shatner
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(81)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Hey cool, Amazon is sending me a list of sports watches they have on sale based on my browsing. ((Clickety)) HOLY FARK, who is working at Amazon, ex-BOA mortgage brokers??
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(69)
 
(Correlated.org)
 
 
 
In general, 72 percent of people are fans of the serial comma. But among those who prefer Tau as the circle constant over Pi, 90 percent are fans of the serial comma
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(71)
 


Sat March 24, 2012
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but I drove him to a burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke
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(72)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
You now can not use the words "face", "book", or "wall" without prior written permission from Facebook
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(165)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That night, too, there was another jetting out of gas from the distant planet. I saw it. ... That night another invisible missile started on its way to the earth from Mars
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(62)
 
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Cunning linguist makes discovery in the Amazon that could destroy the foundation of modern linguistics
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like most of you, Subby has often wondered what it would look like if The Avengers lived in the Hundred Acre Wood. Well, for one, thing... AIEEEE. THE CUTENESS. IT BURNS SO
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(17)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Medieval Warming deniers dealt fatal blow as new evidence shows Medieval Warming happened in Antarctica and was global in extent
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(452)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Were you thinking: "If only someone could combine the raw, macho, allure of a Segway with the sleek sex appeal of a Rascal scooter"? Well then, today is your lucky day, you freak
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(23)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sixty-seven books every geek should read to their kids. I see that crappy one that's had a special place in your heart since childhood didn't make the cut though
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(169)
 
(Some Tacos)
 
 
 
"The U.S. government is single-handedly preventing you from ordering a taco and having it delivered to you by a totally sweet pilot-less helicopter"
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Haven't changed the way you drive in years? Then you're probably driving all wrong
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(101)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Let's give a loud FARK welcome to Wernerius inyoensis, a thumbnail sized new species of scorpion from Death Valley National Park
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(28)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Facebook is now allowing high resolution photos on the site. Identity of the drunk and naked people in your photos should now become a lot clearer
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(7)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Kids build Battlestar Galactica Viper simulator in garage
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(57)
 


Fri March 23, 2012
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook doesn't want you to let potential employers violate your privacy and know every detail about your life. That's their job, dammit
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(84)
 
(Vator.tv)
 
 
 
Only 10% of new iPad owners are opting for the data plan. Translation: who needs internet connectivity for their fancy new cutting board?
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The truth about 'The Hunger Games:' Katniss is better than Bella." OMG CATFIGHT
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(240)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Which Wine Goes Best with Semiconductors? A 2009 Beaujolais, Apparently
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(10)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Two in the pink: OS to support retina displays. One in the stink: It's Windows 8
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(75)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Which was the worst Star Trek episode EVER? (Slide show)
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(339)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Mad Men 8-bit video game makes alcoholism and misogyny even more endearing
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The rise of e-readers will reduce one specific sort of snobbery: sneering at your neighbor's reading choice on public transportation
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(61)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm what the rest of us have known for years: if you want to live a longer life, stop listening to Enya
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(36)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The best picture of 200,000 galaxies you'll see today
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(36)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
How can you tell that the head judge for Bacon Connoisseurs' Week is serious? Well, he just insured his taste buds for $1.5 million
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(17)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
What we think we know - is that there's some kind of electrochemical communication between the roots of the trees
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(28)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Windows Mustang has encountered a fatal error and must now terminate the process... right into that brick wall
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen and Stephen Fry should be granted honorary UltraFark status for life for this immensely good deed
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(114)
 
(ITWorld)
 
Audio
 
20 iconic tech sounds that are nearly extinct in today's modern world. Hark, the modem sings SKREEEEE DAAAAAA DONK DONK DONK BSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(84)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The next Star Wars novel by Timothy Zahn, Scoundrels, will focus on Han Solo and have a Usual Suspects vibe
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(55)
 


Thu March 22, 2012
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Baldur's Gate is coming to iPad this summer. Honestly, how do they expect me to get any work done?
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(109)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Magnetic pole my finger
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules that you can't copyright Pi. And don't even THINK about solving for x
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(45)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
List of the...*cling, cling-clang*...ten most awesome... *cling-clang-cling*... sword fight scenes...*cling-cling, cling*...ever ...*cling, swoosh, poke*...aaarg
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(157)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Who the hell is Murphy and why is there a bed named after him?
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
For all you iFanbois who just bought the last iPhone, the next one will be bigger and better, so there
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(83)
 
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Nvidia's new graphic card is set to annihilate AMD's Radeon HD 7970
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(187)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Suddenly, mutant triple bananas
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(97)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Penis joke headlines make Fark redundant
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(4)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, I see that your mom is headed to the International Space Station
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(11)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
10 bizarre vending machines that actually exist
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(59)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
On March 15th, the world's most powerful laser unleashed the most powerful laser blast in history. I *knew* I felt a great disturbance in the Force last week
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(41)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Pigs... in... spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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(16)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This version of Iran Nuclear Weapons is the best yet
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(12)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
We are just a few more steps away from developing the most profitable drug in the history of, well, history
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(89)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Why do we waste money on the space program? This
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(94)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Some people like to look for art in the clouds. Then there's this guy
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(37)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
*Jumps up and down* BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH *runs around the stage*
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(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google Chrome browser overtakes Internet Explorer as world's most popular browser
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(104)
 


Wed March 21, 2012
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Serious oenophiles pissed that the younger crowd wants to drink their wine to get drunk
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember that article claiming that Jesus was a real person? Yeah, about that. Short answer "No", long answer "Noooooooooooooooooooo"
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(176)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Have a son or else you will probably get divorced: 7 ways to save your marriage
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(43)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Twitter turns six today. Instead of focusing on Kim Kardashian's 14 million tweets, here are some of the most memorable tweets since 2006
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(59)
 
(NIST)
 
 
 
More than a century and a half after the invention of anesthesia, we're finally getting some idea of how it works
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A message to angry Mass Effect 3 players, from Bioware's co-founder
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(492)
 
(Some Meteorologist)
 
 
 
Iowan's advice to ride out a tornado: a) Stay low to the ground, b) Get to the shelter, c) Drop a bomb on it
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(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Microsoft's new pitch: our browser doesn't suck anymore. And in related news... hey, they're actually right for once
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(109)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
WARNING: Exposure to working in Congress may result in rectal insertion of cranium
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(19)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Up your gadget hole
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(12)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
NASA scientists: "Now we understand what's required to explode a supernova." In other news, NASA budget hearings just got a LOT more interesting
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(34)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you own an Android device and have yet to root it, two things. 1. WTF? 2. You'll get a 70% increase in battery life by getting rid of Google tracking and ads
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(152)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bed bugs are infesting America's bedrooms. New insectological scare: Kissing bugs are sucking your blood at night
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ugly ass new bat species discovered in Vietnam that operates on a different frequency
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(27)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lonely kid uses Twitter to invite a porn star to the prom. She says yes. It's a little dusty in here. Damn onions
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(117)
 


Tue March 20, 2012
(All Things D)
 
 
 
HP to merge business groups, leading to laptops that only cost $49, but require $499 ink refills
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(56)
 
(Foobies)
 
 
 
Fertilizers are added to supply nutrients essential to the growth of plants. Like nitrogen, phosphorus, uranium, calcium, potWAIT WHAT?
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While it's never good news for a car company when they sell a $100,000 luxury car and it breaks down after only 200 miles, but it's REALLY bad when you are a new electric car company, and the customer was Consumer Reports
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(134)
 
(Some Non-Fan Boy)
 
 
 
Report shows that Microsoft is one of the world's most ethical companies, along with Symantec, Adobe and Salesforce.com. The company named after a fruit is mysteriously absent from the list. Bonus: With photo of bearded Vulcan
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(101)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
These are the droids you're looking for. Good luck reaching them
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(33)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why is Nokia is called Nokia? Is it A) Named after its founders B) Named after a town in Finland or C) The noise you will be making, when you next go for an MRI scan, if they bring magnetic tattoos to market
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dr. Ur identifies ancient sites in modern Syria and Iran thru satellite imagery, will continue looking this Sumer
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(21)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Galaxy types? Well, there's spirals, barred spirals, spherical, irregular, and square. Wait, square?
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein online archive puts a genius at our fingertips. And still you'll choose porn
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(69)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apparently, William Shakespeare spoke Amurikun. FARK yeah
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(253)
 


Mon March 19, 2012
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Apple sold over three million of its new iPad over the weekend. That plucky little company just might make it
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(158)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Remember when you could only get books from the library? DVDs, video games, the internets, and now free MP3s?
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(33)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FAA to revisit its rules on personal electronic devices in flight
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(107)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
An Elder Scrolls MMO? To be announced in a couple months? Tell me more
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(245)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Tracking badly behaving proteins may provide clues to treatments of brain diseases such as Alzheimer's, Huntington's and Alzheimer's
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(19)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Spain's solar energy plant keeps working at night due to the addition of a buffer, which is apparently a totally new and unique concept never before attempted in any intermittent system anywhere
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mass Effect 3 apologizes to its Facebook friends that Mass Effect 3 posted something about how it's not going to change the ending, it probably just left the window open for its kids or cats or something
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(530)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Does the new iPad have a heat problem? Trevor McSmokingballs gives us some answers
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(133)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
If you are alive and reading this, congratulations, your are descended from the Basques, Sardinians, and the Yoruba of West Africa
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(108)
 
(Deep Sea News)
 
 
 
When it comes to deep-sea research, the U.S. is falling about 20,000 leagues behind the rest of the world
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