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Sun December 18, 2011
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(io9)
 
 
 
NASA has discovered the tiniest, most pathetic black hole in the universe
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(29)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
These chocolate polyhedral dice will ensure your saving throw against virginity goes completely wrong
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(54)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Turn your house, car, boat, children, spouse, boat, friends into electrical generators with ONE COAT QUANTUM DOT SOLAR PAINT. STICK IT TO THE MAN... CALL TODAY
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(Fortune)
 
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Fuel cells power way way up (Featured Partner)
 
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots
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(29)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
In this house, we do not obey the laws of thermodynamics
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(48)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The ten greatest MacGyvers in science fiction, for EXTREMELY loose values of the variable "science fiction"
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(51)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The coolest (if not safest) five science demonstrations you can do at home. Bonus: not a slideshow
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(23)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Al Franken grills the phone companies and device manufacturers on the purpose and capabilities of CarrierIQ and is somehow surprised when their answers are consistent with previously established facts
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Sat December 17, 2011
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook threatens to sue Mark Zuckerburg. No, not that one
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest mini Christmas you'll see all day
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(11)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The only thing this "solar power breakthrough doubles output" article is missing is the obligatory "scientists believe it will be commercially viable in five to ten years" phrase
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Type "let it snow" into the Google
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(75)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Should I have submitted this with a Futurama reference in the headline? Now I'll never know. And it will haunt me for the rest of my life. MY MANWICH
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google patents the idea of driverless cars scanning QR codes to find out where they are then using the internet to find out where Sarah Connor lives
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(24)
 
(Digital Life)
 
 
 
New report from Carpal Tunnel Institute says the average teenage girl sends and receives 4,000 texts a month
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
(At least a major) reason Autism rates have shot up? Researchers now poring over decades-old cases are finding that old-time docs simply didn't recognize it, and instead used to essentially give diagnoses of "huh... f*ck if I know"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New study says that bedbugs are repelled by hairy humans. Robin Williams sleeping soundly tonight
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(29)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Five famous songs recreated with floppy disks and drives
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(21)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Fresh from the Who Gives A Shiat newsdesk: Novell-Microsoft trial over 1994 Wordperfect compatibility dispute ends in deadlocked jury
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California tells motorists that changing the oil in their car every 3000 miles is unnecessary. In other news, Chrysler owners just happy their new car reaches 3000 miles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now get an official T-Shirt with your favorite Google Doodle -- Total Google not far behind
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comet Lovejoy upgraded to "advanced alien spacecraft" as NASA satellites watch it survive a trip THROUGH the sun
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(66)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Researchers find that if a '250 calorie' label doesn't stop you, a '50 minute jog' label just might
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(55)
 


Fri December 16, 2011
(Slate)
 
 
 
"It's reshaping the pattern of demand in the economy, redirecting production into goods that are complementary to Skyrim, like more comfortable chairs and surgery to correct vision problems associated with excessive Skyrim-playing"
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(68)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Semi truck of Blackberry Playbooks stolen. Police thought about looking for suspects, but figure they'll all be returned once it's realized they don't work
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(26)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Image3D lets you create your own Viewmaster reels. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Cleopatra does the nasty" and other great musing of ancient graffiti
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(66)
 
(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
If you bought a 3DS before Nintendo cut the price by $80 a few months ago, don't fret. Today you can download 10 games from a 16-bit system made a decade ago
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(70)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Google Wallet found to store your financial information in plain text. Because who would ever want your financial information?
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(32)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Google Chrome passes Internet Explorer in popularity. In other news, people still use Internet Explorer
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(99)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rebecca Black was the most popular Google search in 2011. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come
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(84)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Even a mugger would prefer $1 rather than an Android phone
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(178)
 
(Some Geocities User)
 
 
 
What would Google+, YouTube, and Facebook look like in 1997?
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I had a horrifying dream that middle-aged people who could not distinguish between a domain name and an IP address were trying to regulate the Internet. Then I woke up and the Judiciary Committee's SOPA hearings were on
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(378)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FDA trying to stop do-it-yourself sperm donor in California. Suspects narrowed down to every teenage boy in the state
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(38)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you are a multi-billion dollar international corporation, Google now offers you a service to censor your competitors
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(33)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Nanotechnology could spell the end of laundry. Normally I hate these fluff pieces, but this is pretty cool
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(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Author of Kindle Fire: The Missing Manual gets rid of his because it's a piece of crap
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Simon, co-creator of Captain America, canceled at 98. That's just like modern comics... they wouldn't even let him get to the big milestone #100
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(29)
 


Thu December 15, 2011
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
African ant can paralyze and kill prey without even touching it. Don't worry -- there's almost zero chance that one of them will crawl into your nose tonight as you sleep
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(24)
 
(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Garrett Wang celebrates his birthday by filming an infomercial... for "ShatWow"
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(46)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Staggeringly beautiful Hubble pic of a tantrum being thrown by a 30 octillion ton baby
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(40)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Print 1001 pages of LOLcats to FARK_Printer_1?
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(23)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Hate mail sent to Neil deGrasse Tyson from third graders (slideshow)
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(119)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada
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(94)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
That is not how overclocking works
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(24)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Apparently Vern Troyer has something to do with the creation of Supernovas
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(11)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Gentoo penguin chick makes its debut at Sea World Queensland. With pics and video
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(28)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police ask that you please stop Tweeting the exact location of their drunk driving checkstops (specifically, 34th Avenue and 50th Street)
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft: Alright, look we tried to be nice and give you little hints, but you're going to stop using IE6 even if we have to come down there and break your knee caps
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(84)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Attention all you unemployed Farkers that have given up looking for work: all that time spent playing video games is about to pay off. Become an online bodyguard
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(28)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Ancestry.com realizes publishing Social Security Numbers of the recently deceased may not have been the wisest choice
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(15)
 
(Shack News)
 
 
 
Lord British: "I'm working with EA on a new Ultima". EA: "Don't listen to him, he's lost in space"
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(80)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Dibs on your stuff
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(5)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The second-biggest man made structure in history will hunt for neutrinos beneath the Mediterranean. That's just a mad scientist's secret lair waiting to happen
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(20)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How to avoid flying next to a drunk RIM executive
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Research finds most bar fights begin on the dance floor, most entertaining fights begin in the ladies' room
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(59)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds people read their cell phones rather than newspapers. Americans find it's much more convenient when they have to drive
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(8)
 
(Some Skynet)
 
 
 
DragonBot Kombusto uses your Android phone to talk to and learn from other DragonBots, find Sarah Connor
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(6)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New iPhone app lets you brag about all the ways you just did your hot girlfriend. In Canada
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(24)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Not news: Unmanned amateur radio balloon crashes into Mediterranean. Fark: three days after being launched from San Jose, CA
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FLASH, a-ah, savior of the universe
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(27)
 


Wed December 14, 2011
(BBC)
 
 
 
Small blob of white pixels heads towards small blob of black pixels, representing imminent destruction of object three times as massive as Earth
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(36)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Scientists discover "leaproach" capable of jumping more than 50 times its own body length in order to land in your darkest nightmares
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Goodnight, rocket man
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(29)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Man scours Google Street View for the most isolated, desolate, forlorn street scenes from around the world. Many strangely disquieting yet thrilling, like when I drive over to your mom's house
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(70)
 
(Life's Little Mysteries)
 
 
 
Sirhan Sirhan's new legal defense: Ok ok, I killed RFK, but I was HYPNOTIZED to do it. We cool now?
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(53)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
The Top 24 Deep Space Pictures of 2011. Look at one per hour and call it a day
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(22)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple's founding contracts sell for $1.59 million, despite inferior performance to Microsoft founding contracts
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(15)
 
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
This is why nobody wears watches anymore
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(153)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman, She-Hulk and Catwoman give themselves breast exams in Mozambique. Seriously, that's what's happening
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(57)
 
(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Six reasons Star Trek: Voyager was the worst moment in the Star Trek franchise. Yes, even moreso than Enterprise or Babylon 5
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(446)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Five of the world's coolest electric vehicles
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(31)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Samsung thanks Apple for making its Galaxy Tab a "household name"
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(82)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Spread the word: LAN party at this Google guy's house
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(29)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
And now, for no apparent reason, beetles in Jurassic Park clothing
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why buttercups glow when held up to your chin. Still no cure for cancer
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(8)
 
(Android and Me)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but after publicly stating Siri was the dumbest thing evar, Google is working around the clock to copy it
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(88)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stair wars
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alexander Graham Bell speaks, says "Get me out of this damn coffin"
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT reports on increasingly popular trend of hipsters abandoning Facebook because it's too mainstream. With pic of prototypical hipster
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(201)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Guys overestimate women's desire for them. This study brought to you by The Doy Institute for Advanced No Shiat Studies
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(77)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's life of insufferable white affluence -- there's an app for that
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(116)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Nightmare fuel: Dial-up modem sound slowed down 700%. Not safe for bed time
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(75)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"They grow to 23-feet long and are so fearsome they have even been known to eat polar bears"
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(48)
 


Tue December 13, 2011
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan to release packs of wild monkeys to test radiation levels in Fukushima. Best case scenario: hundreds of dead monkeys. Worst case scenario: Planet of the Apes II
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(125)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
New study shows that gender difference in mathematics is cultural, not biological. I'm sure this will be a calm and rational discussion
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(117)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New site knows that you've been illegally downloading Justin Bieber mp3s
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(115)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert (out-of-character) interviewing Neil deGrasse Tyson for 84 minutes. What more can one ask for?
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(62)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Results from CERN got you all Higgsed up? Here's an explanation that will hand your mass to you
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(49)
 
(Bill Gross)
 
 
 
MIT has made a camera that captures 1 trillion frames per second. You can capture the movement of light across a room. That, or the hi-def cat video to end all cat videos
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(73)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Turns out that Toronto Zoo's gay penguins were really just "Happy Feet" curious, not gay gay
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(29)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
David Attenborough explains that BBC filmed polar bears in zoo because they didn't want their cameramen to be eaten
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(28)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Fus ro DELICIOUSBACON
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(61)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Love chasing solar storms, but hate having to tie your belt to a pipe in order to hang on when solar winds kick up? Well do I have the application for you
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(5)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Ten potentially great sci-fi movies coming in 2012. John Carter...really?
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(87)
 
(Shack News)
 
 
 
BioWare kicks off Star Wars: The Old Republic headstart two days early, causing a great disturbance among those who didn't get in yet
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(150)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Nazgûl: One-piece bathing suit edition
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(30)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
World's coolest sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiides
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(16)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Physics geeks' blue bosons are aching as Higgs discovery remains juuust out of reach
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(34)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Can you spot the extraneous word in the headline?
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(44)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was bananas, but bananas
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(27)
 
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers may have created a quantum photonic chip
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(47)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
In ten years, we'll finally get cars that look like they're from the future. About damn time
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(87)
 


Mon December 12, 2011
(io9)
 
 
 
Adding "in space" to any concept makes it automatically better. This article was submitted in space
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gingerbread Tardis "TARDIG" (Time And Relative Dimension In Gingerbread)
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(21)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
You see a rose, I see a galactic goatse
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(56)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
11 things you may not know about reindeer. They can't fly, and taste DELICIOUS
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study says that enjoying the misfortune of others makes people feel better about themselves. In other news, NFL fans always happy when the Colts are playing their team
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(33)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl invents nanoparticle that kills cancer. Still no cure for Fark memes
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(314)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This. Is the greatest thing. Evar
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(184)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
802.11 awesome drops next year
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