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Sun December 11, 2011
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yep, she's there.. him too
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(100)
 
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Low Energy Nuclear Reaction. It's real, it's not Cold Fusion, but no-one knows what it is because they are too busy arguing over it
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(70)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cops think nearly-decapitated man's killer may have been one of his online gaming opponents; currently looking to question "C0N0R M4CLE0D"
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Secret airbase at Yucca Lake no longer a secret. Thanks, Google
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(97)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Women getting perkier bottoms by getting them zapped with radio waves (w/ pic of perky bum that's kinda safe for work)
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(74)
 
(The State Column)
 
 
 
"Mr. Bevis noted that an unusually hot melting season in 2010 ... led to large portions of the ...an...'s ...ock rising an additional quarter of an inch." Heh heh heh, cool
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Snooping on people is making you fat
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(36)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
10 of the most anticipated video games of 2012
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(254)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The face of atomic death: the first millisecond of a nuclear explosion looks like a horribly deformed skull
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(97)
 


Sat December 10, 2011
(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the world's first flash supercomputer. I guess it's impressive and everything, but it doesn't show up at all on my iPad
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Size is no longer as much of a status symbol as it used to be"
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(53)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Vocal fry becomes more prevalent in speech, hears what you did there
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(46)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases Silverlight 5, no one notices
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(93)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Five incredible miniature engines that actually work
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(37)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Senator demands Apple pull app that allows people to make fake, totally unrealistic driver's licenses. So if you want to be an Irish R&B singer/organ donor named McLovin, act fast
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazing electron microscope images of snowflakes. Sometimes precious snowflakes aren't such a bad thing
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(17)
 
(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
I'm your only friend/ I'm not your only friend/ but I'm a little glowing friend/ but really I'm not actually your friend/ but I am $12.99
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(72)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cold war-era missile silo converted into 'ultimate secret lair' up for sale. No, its not in a hollowed out volcano like you asked for (w/ pics and video)
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(78)
 


Fri December 09, 2011
(College Magazine)
 
 
 
Top 10 hipster college campuses in America. I have more authentic campuses on my personal list than you do
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(172)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
I have altered your cakes. PRAY I don't alter them further
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(12)
 
(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
If you're having grille problems, I feel bad for you son. i've got 99 problems, but a hitch ain't one
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(34)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New Doctor Who game trailer for PS3
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(39)
 
(Shareable)
 
 
 
Daaaanes in spaaaace
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(11)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Coke Zero + Mentos = Rocket Car
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(22)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
WebOS about to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(63)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
787 Dreamliner breaks records by flying nonstop from Seattle to Dhaka, then clocking in at 42 hours, 27 minutes for a round-the-world flight. With those out of the way, it shall now attempt to wear 248 t-shirts at once
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(44)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Are you a wizard? Ok, but from which world?
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(76)
 
(Labspaces.net)
 
 
 
Scientists are studying Earth's nighttime lighting to measure disease spread. In unrelated news, a satellite was temporarily blinded when it focused on your mom's house last week
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(6)
 
(Some Aussie (of course))
 
 
 
Best collection of 1920s mugshots you'll see all day. Come for the Hotel Barber, stay for Silent Tom
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(51)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson GT-R far from a Thriller
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
United States had 12 disasters in 2011 costing at least $1 billion each, a record. Well, actually 13 if you count Kim and Kris
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New study says creative person's best asset is his lie ability
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
204 tech visionaries sign a letter decrying the Stop Online Piracy Act
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugandaaaans in spaaaace
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(104)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The crazy weather of 2011 was just a sign of things to come
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(57)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Matrix Multiplication", a key theoretical mathematical tool for solving problems in physics, economics and science, makes first major discovery in 24 years. I was told there would be no math
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inventors of a new revolutionary substance claim that it can keep things from getting wet. For generations married men knew of this substance, and called it wedding cake
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are some modernized Disney princesses, all ink-stained and pierced like the way you fear your daughter will end up
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(80)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Scientists found that supplementing the cows' feed with the leftover material from wine-making reduced methane emissions by 20%, increased milk production by 5% and raised snobbery levels 100%
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(70)
 


Thu December 08, 2011
(Discover)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what the question was, but if the answer is ostrich penis you can just leave me out of it
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(23)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The redesign is coming out
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(56)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain battered by gale-force winds, causing 100-meter-tall wind turbine in Scotland to catch fire. With if-it-wasn't-£2 million-down-the-drain that-would-be-cool pic
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(79)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Star Wars vs. Star Trek: An objective analysis
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(313)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers race to record language of William the Conqueror before it dies out, suspect it was something like, "Hey, you over there, you're conquered"
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA Rover finds strong evidence of water on Mars; "This is the single most powerful piece of evidence for liquid water at Mars that has been discovered by the Opportunity rover"
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(55)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
Ten reasons the internet is well worth the risk if poses of making you sterile. "Your Facebook page is a greater legacy to your time on Earth than any snot-faced little kid who shares half of your genes"
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(32)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Gorgeous solar system eye candy. Come for the giant Saturn storm, stay for the lumpy, psychedelic Earth
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(5)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Welcome to Scoonthorpe, British "eTown of the year" and edge case for the fark filters
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(27)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Judge to blogger: I am sorry, but if you go around making shiat up which you know is incorrect you cannot call yourself a journalist. Blogger to Judge: OBJECTION
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(104)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Greenplum previews unified Hadoop biz-intel stack BRITISH-LIKE TYPING DETECTED
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(22)
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Do you have an iPhone and $30,000 to burn? Have I got a product for you
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(34)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Farkers, we are cured
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(186)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
CERN reports having seen glimpse of Higgs boson next week. With classic picture of mad scientist from central casting
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(50)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The latest unfalsifiable theory from ESP proponents: ESP skeptics are psychic and use their powers to suppress ESP
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(89)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Humans aren't going to get any smarter than we already are, so you can feel ok about continuing to kill off your brain cells with booze
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(167)
 


Wed December 07, 2011
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On December 1, 2011, some... THING... blocked a solar flare from hitting the planet Mercury. Theories include cloaked alien spacecraft, planetary wake, and yo' mama
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(92)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Samsung is either trolling the entire world, or is about to blow some minds next year. Apple reportedly scrambling to claim they invented transparency
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(96)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google: "Next version of Android will finally bring polished apps and a remedy for frAgdroid." Amazon: "And it's out now and running on the Kindle Fire"
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(59)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Hacker already ports Android 4.0.1 to hacked Kindle Fire. Thanks for the subsidized tablet Amazon
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(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The good news if you fall into molten lava is that you won't actually sink. The bad news is that you've landed on a waterbed set at 2200°F
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you smarter than a 4th grader? (Warning: It's all math)
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(141)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientist pours cold water on the hype that Kepler-22b may be home to beautiful blue skinned cat people who want to have sex with you
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(127)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
^&R*a}n|d%o#m n-o_i+s*e h,e=l$p#s m_a=k)e s#i&g@n?a™l*s c_l-e=a+r-e_r
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven sci-fi ideas about the future of sex and marriage that might come true
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(92)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
The solar winds are ruining any future opportunity for lunar crop farming
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(16)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Women respond critically to other women who dress provocatively, because they're all dirty sluts who are out to steal your boyfriend
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(78)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
That's no moon. It's not a battle station either. And it's definitely not an asteroid
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Had two or more sex partners in the last year? CDC: Keep your organs to yourself
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(60)
 
(Borneo Post)
 
 
 
OMG txtng trns 19 ths wk - LOL
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(19)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Petition circulated to get a pardon for Turing. Please enter the characters in the box to prove you are human and sign the petition
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Verizon raids the company's petty cash account to strike a death blow to Netflix. Can you hear me now?
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(80)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Look again, ALL the planets are now diamonds
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(26)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Windows 8 = Windows Vista 2.0
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(187)
 


Tue December 06, 2011
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Plants use quantum physics for photosynthesis. Your move, animals
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(40)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Friend of mine followed my recommendation & bought the best headphones in the world. Help a Farker out with a list of "music to be heard in great headphones"
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(163)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
US Army develops sandwich which stays fresh for two years - here's how
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(71)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Top 16 pix from space of 2011. Bonus: not a slideshow. More of a filmstrip. Heheheheh. "Strip"
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(23)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
How to marry your hideous argonian booty-call in Skyrim. You sick, sick lizard lover
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(192)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Ancient meat-loving predators survived for over 35 million years because aliens
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(18)
 
(The Paris Review)
 
 
 
In 1963, a high school smart-ass sent copies of his English teacher's questionnaire on symbolism to several literary greats and Ayn Rand. Hilarity and genuine responses ensued
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(330)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Weapons of Mass Destruction: Science Fiction edition
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(204)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple gives Samsung some helpful advice on avoiding patent infringement: don't make your tablets rectangular, black, thin, with rounded corners or flat fronts, or clean in appearance. No, this isn't from The Onion
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(202)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who owns the rights to our germs?
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(83)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists at Berkeley point their telescope at your mom
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(15)
 


Mon December 05, 2011
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Alan Moore responds to Frank Miller's nasty comments on the OWS protestors. This battle can only be settled with a battle of pissed off, crotchety superheroes
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(110)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Voyager 1 reaches "cosmic purgatory"; continues its search for the creator, hot bald chicks
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(183)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kepler-22b or not to be? Or, in other words, should we attempt to rationally analyze the first habitable planet confirmed to possibly have water, or should we just start launching whatever the hell we can at it?
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(142)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
Maybe the reason the Russian Mars probe wasn't designed well for space travel is that it wasn't actually designed for space travel
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches
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(15)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Having trouble keeping your films synched with RiffTrax? The good people at RiffTrax have a solution (and it's totally free)
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll meet you at 2,410th and 616th ave
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(85)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A critical review of cat-butt coffee. Why is there lipstick all over the coffee cup?
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(89)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Three amazing homemade Iron Man, War Machine suits
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(40)
 
(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
Occupy: The MMO game
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ford's 2013 Lincoln MKS Sedan will have technology to tell when the driver is distracted. Control switch to be found under knob for voice texting and between video player and GPS
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(51)
 
(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
Angry Birds now has a gummy candy. It's bland, unsatisfying, and there are so many better choices out there. The candy sucks, too
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(130)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today may or may not be Werner Heisenberg's birthday
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(41)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists samples sperm from wide variety of naked mole rats. Oh well, everyone needs a hobby
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(13)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ten tidbits of wisdom from scifi/fantasy movies that you can live by. Especially if you like to crush your enemies
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(155)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The 10 best-named molecules and the fascinating stories behind how they got those names. Oh fucitol, there's no way this gets greenlit
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(21)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Space...the final frontier... endless...silent...waiting. This is the story of the United Space Ship Enterprise...its mission...a five year patrol of the galaxy where no man has gone before...a STAR TREK"
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(101)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to make your LPs sound better than ever. I'm sure that "warm" sound will be enhanced with $12,000 of speaker wire and pro audio equipment
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(244)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the future, your house will be lit by firefly like bacteria. Shiny
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(83)
 

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